How to write a Jimquisition Script

>Read the gaming related news for the week on Twitter
>Game publisher does literally anything
Wow guys... the flaws of late stage capitalism on full display right here
>Continue to harp on about it the whole 30 min video, regularly repeating the point you already made
>Say Triple-A in a funny voice
>Act like you're the victim even though you get paid 120k a year to play video games
>Someone who isn't as far left as Karl Marx says their opinion on the situation
>Make fun of the LITERAL NAZIS
Ahh there all tied up in a neat little bow, now what?
>after credit segment talk about your personal life acting like your life is so hard
>even though you get paid 120k to play video games
>Plug your faggy wrestling career
>Continue to cover this same subject for 2 years if something even slightly similar happens
oh and we almost forgot!
>Muh loot boxes

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i'm going to kill you and your entire family just for posting a picture of that fat faggot.
it doesn't even matter what you are trying to make a thread about.

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He does make valid points

>he bumps the thread after 10 minutes of no replies

Is he actually popular? I tried watching when he started on the escapist but even as a kid he was just too fat and annoying and generally unpleasant on a visceral level

It says 5 posters at the bottom of the screen you newfag

It says 6 posters at the bottom of the screen you newfag

It says 6 posters at the bottom of the screen you newfag

>I will defend greedy practices because someone I don't like says they're bad

Also e-celeb cancer

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Yes because he harps on about muh gaming ethics and muh "predatory practices"!! (while hoping everyone forgot that he used to take bribes from gaming companies for good reviews)

So you learned how to toggle airplane mode. We're very impressed.

I was complaining more about how he adds no substance to the points he has been making for the past 2 years straight

He really should be more careful when opening yogurt!

>can't cope he was wrong about his accusation of samefagging
rent free

Based
Doesn't matter. He never has an interesting angle on any given topic.

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Doesn't matter. He never has an interesting angle on any given topic.

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Doesn't matter. He never has an interesting angle on any given topic.

It's better to be correct than to make up some sensationalist bullshit for the sake of being interesting

kek true. its worse than ever before too

the only fun videos he made was back when steam greenlight was a thing and he was playing the trash over there.

Only when it's the most obvious common sense shit ever. If all you want is someone to say "lootboxes bad", then why not just watch YongYea? His voice is less irritating, and he tends to be more politically neutral when it comes to SJW-related stuff.

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Ripping off customers is only okay when Jim does it

twitter.com/JimSterling/status/1158783854410440704

Sure but you know what's better than that? Not restating the obvious every week and actually coming out with something that's both original and relevant. Of course that actually takes some level of effort, so that's too much for Jim.

>Jim Sterling
>Not sensationalist
this is the same guy who used to make 30 min videos on shitty Greenlight games while acting as if they were bringing steam to it's knees.

Is this a cum on his face

>Cuck sterling
>Not sensationalist
??????

>I will defend someone who is genetically wrong.

Jim Sterling is a noxious narcissist who should be punished. He should be pubically beaten to send the message that such behavior is unacceptable. Not only will there be one less eceleb faggot in this world, but there would be one less faggot thread on Yea Forums

>cares this much about the quality of Yea Forums threads

Also, the dude is a literal cuck to a fat ugly feminist.

>Read the gaming related news.
>Your friends fail to publish a game and scam both people and their hired writers out of their money.
>Utter silence.

Obviously we should nationalize video games.

>Kickstarters fail all the time, it's not preordering, and it's not a scam when they simply fail.
so it's better when devs completely fail to deliver than when they just simply alter the deal, thanks for your input sterling

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yes, he told some game company on twitter that he was so excited for their game that he was jizzing and they replied asking him to prove it as a joke so he did

He conveniently forgot to mention LW also failed to pay some of the people working on that Kickstarter project. Fucking over game devs is apparently okay as long as Sterlings circle of fuckbuddies does it.

I take it back, jim is epic

don't forget run out of breath every sentence

Obviously we should nationalize video games.

Don't you have to pay that Rami guy money to proof read it for you?

TRRRRRRRRIPLE EEEEEEYYYYYYYYYY DEVELOPERS

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What the fuck? There's a shitload of replies ITT. Try refreshing.

jim sterling is fat

Who gives even the SLIGHTEST FUCK what this fat useless cunt thinks about anything?
Here's a good way to not know what his latest bad opinion is: DON'T CLICK ON HIS FUCKING YOUTUBE CHANNEL OR WHEREVER HE UPLOADS THIS SHIT.
Is everyone on this board still a teenager?

BORN DIFFERENT

It says 26 posters you faggot

he is unstopable. if only someone would come out with rape alegations

He's only a "consumer advocate" when he has no links to the person/company. If it's his associates blatantly ripping people off he turns a blind eye.

you are right man

fat man BAD!

loot boxes GOOD!!!

AnDrOiD WiLsOn *beep beep*

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>you either like jim sterling or love loot boxes!
double digit IQ

>escapist
Yahtzee is single-handedly keeping that shit afloat kek

im glad someone here still has the bravery to stand up for billion dollar corporations. those filthy youtubers giving them shit for promoting gambling to children dont know nothing.
i consider ea to be my closest friend and im always glad to spend 1000$ on each new fifa and i hope once my wife has a son he will continue this practice

BORN KEK

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you are right man

fat man BAD!

loot boxes GOOD!!!

Its says 34 posters you retarded faggit

Is he still doing the whole "Wot it is" style of speaking?

That can really fuck off. I hate Sterling so fucking much.

This is a fucking video to some fat fuck on YouTube, named Jim Sterling. Now, I'm tired of this fat fuck popping up on all my fucking search engines when I'm looking for a fucking gaming video. I don't give a fuck about the aftermath from any of you Sterling fans that feel sorry for this greasy fuck. You fat fucking disgusting ass smelling. Blob. Cheese drinking. Crisco bathing. Lard gargling. Calorie thieving. 'Cabbage-Patch' face having. Dr.Robotnik looking. WingStop eating. McDonalds gorging. T-Rex arm having. Non-vegetable eating. Cook on a George Foreman grill just to drink out the drip tray. Wide Load. Hungry Hungry Hippo. Planet. Pretending to have a fucking thyroid problem. Whale/ Free Willy. Parked Bus. Yokozuna. Flubber. Kirby. Salad Dodger. Chair Crusher. Butterball. Go to Subway but put everything on it. Michelin Man. Happy because Hostess is back in business motherfucker. I know there is gonna be alot of people out there calling me a bully. Well guess what, I'm not. I just don't feel sorry for fat fucking people especially fat fucks who sit there all day, gorge and eat, and make money for doing absolutely nothing, while a bunch of sorry fucks like yourself play into it. You don't like what the fuck I'm saying, then fuck you!

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if you really need the advice of this guy or any other youtuber to not be tricked into buying pointles DLCs and lootboxes you are even on a lower level than him.

He's the new TB. Incredibly surface-level opinions combined with common sense stance on most issues. It's a channel watched by midwits who need an authority figure to force-feed them opinions on issues they feel like they should have opinions on, but are too lazy/ambivalent to research themselves. See also: Yongyeehawh.

He's the new TB. Incredibly surface-level opinions combined with common sense stance on most issues. It's a channel watched by midwits who need an authority figure to force-feed them opinions on issues they feel like they should have opinions on, but are too lazy/ambivalent to research themselves. See also: Yongyeehaw.

TB wasn't this annoying

How to write a Yea Forums OP:
>don't make a real argument

TB was twice the man he is despite being considerably lighter. TB actually had backbone and principles beyond sucking up to his indie inner circle buddies.

heh

42 now

i'm actually oblivious. Can someone explain where this number and where it is?

I joined 3 years ago, so i guess im a "newfag"

Imagine still defending that girls antics in 2019.

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