How to write a Jimquisition Script

>Read the gaming related news for the week on Twitter
>Game publisher does literally anything
Wow guys... the flaws of late stage capitalism on full display right here
>Continue to harp on about it the whole 30 min video, regularly repeating the point you already made
>Say Triple-A in a funny voice
>Act like you're the victim even though you get paid 120k a year to play video games
>Someone who isn't as far left as Karl Marx says their opinion on the situation
>Make fun of the LITERAL NAZIS
Ahh there all tied up in a neat little bow, now what?
>after credit segment talk about your personal life acting like your life is so hard
>even though you get paid 120k to play video games
>Plug your faggy wrestling career
>Continue to cover this same subject for 2 years if something even slightly similar happens
oh and we almost forgot!
>Muh loot boxes

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i'm going to kill you and your entire family just for posting a picture of that fat faggot.
it doesn't even matter what you are trying to make a thread about.

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He does make valid points

>he bumps the thread after 10 minutes of no replies

Is he actually popular? I tried watching when he started on the escapist but even as a kid he was just too fat and annoying and generally unpleasant on a visceral level

It says 5 posters at the bottom of the screen you newfag

It says 6 posters at the bottom of the screen you newfag

It says 6 posters at the bottom of the screen you newfag

>I will defend greedy practices because someone I don't like says they're bad

Also e-celeb cancer

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Yes because he harps on about muh gaming ethics and muh "predatory practices"!! (while hoping everyone forgot that he used to take bribes from gaming companies for good reviews)