You're imagining things, relax.
Meanwhile, on board the planet cracker USG Ishimura
Jace Adams
Dylan King
That feeling when your the only sane person on the Ishimura while everyone else is trying to skull fuck monsters.
Jaxson Nguyen
There's nothing in the pipes now lets go back to earth
Adrian Morales
Guys I just matched with this QT called Ellie on Galactic Tinder. Wow she has stuning eyes, can I open with that or is it cringe?
Also who the fuck keeps whispering outside my room a night, fucking creeps on this ship I tell ya.
Alexander Stewart
alright, who the fuck is playing this over the PA again?
the PA system is for emergencies only people.
Owen Kelly
FUCK I DROPPED MY PENG INTO THE LOADING DOCK!
Juan Hill
Fellas my head hurts all the goddamn time and that big spirally red thing they dug up on the surface keeps appearing in my dreams and trying to unzip my pants.
Camden Johnson
Who is going to this new religion thing on E deck?
I am a proud athiest, but they are saying good things
Grayson Peterson
Which one of you fags irdered pizza?
Cameron Murphy
Just let it happen
Marker bjs are the best
Trust me, let your guard down