Meanwhile, on board the planet cracker USG Ishimura..
Meanwhile, on board the planet cracker USG Ishimura
Justin Edwards
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Justin Allen
There is something making noises in the pipes.
Jaxson Rivera
Parker Watson
Don't worry about it
Ryder Diaz
son, you're on board a planet cracker. the first of its kind. this ol' girl will see us through. she always does.
Aiden Lewis
>tfw thrown in the brig for fucking the clone babies again
Jason Bell
How are the games outside of the main 3 in the series?
Robert Brown
ALRIGHT WHO THE FUCK ATE MY MACARONI SALAD
Jordan Myers
Brandon Smith
Feeling a little sick rn, think I’ve come down with the flu :(((
Jace Adams
You're imagining things, relax.
Dylan King
That feeling when your the only sane person on the Ishimura while everyone else is trying to skull fuck monsters.
Jaxson Nguyen
There's nothing in the pipes now lets go back to earth
Adrian Morales
Guys I just matched with this QT called Ellie on Galactic Tinder. Wow she has stuning eyes, can I open with that or is it cringe?
Also who the fuck keeps whispering outside my room a night, fucking creeps on this ship I tell ya.
Alexander Stewart
alright, who the fuck is playing this over the PA again?
the PA system is for emergencies only people.
Owen Kelly
FUCK I DROPPED MY PENG INTO THE LOADING DOCK!
Juan Hill
Fellas my head hurts all the goddamn time and that big spirally red thing they dug up on the surface keeps appearing in my dreams and trying to unzip my pants.
Camden Johnson
Who is going to this new religion thing on E deck?
I am a proud athiest, but they are saying good things
Grayson Peterson
Which one of you fags irdered pizza?
Cameron Murphy
Just let it happen
Marker bjs are the best
Trust me, let your guard down
Austin Brown
Go down to med bay and go see doctor Mercer, he can help you.
Cameron Thomas
it's a fucking pussy magnet, bro.
Jeremiah Diaz
FUCK
Jose Ward
Be right back. Just ate some sucker's macaroni salad and now i have to take a huge shit.
Sebastian Edwards
Guys, guys, you have to cut of the limbs! DID YOU CATCH THAT YOU HAVE TO CUT OFF THE LIMBS. LET ME SAY IT AGIAN IN CASE ANYONE MISSED IT YOU GOT TO-
Nicholas Bennett
Lick the rim? It's not time for your strange fetishes you pervert!
Benjamin Gutierrez
Eh, a-user where are you? Everything okay?
Gavin Ramirez
>someone left the centrifuge running again
Eli Cox
why do i feel so itchy?
Ryan Fisher
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK I JUST GOT FUCKING STABBED BY A ZOMBIE FUCK
Oliver Howard
oh boy I sure can't wait to get back to earth and spend my hard earned money on vacation with the wife and kids
Thomas Stewart
>the kids at the daycare are eviscerating eachother again
AM I GONNA HAVE TO DO THE PARENTS JOB AND BEAT THESE LITTLE FAGGOTS MYSELF?
Aiden Phillips
My shoulder blades have been feeling uncomfortable lately. Maybe it's because of all those crates I had to move around down in the colony.
Has this happened to any one else?
Should I see a doctor?
Carter Mitchell
Its a calcium deposit, nothing to worry about.
Ethan Sanchez
Okay-ish. Worth it if you're a fan of the series.
Carter Scott
Wagie wagie on the ship
Clean those guts up, dont you slip
Mop the floors till shift is done
Staying pale from lack of sun
Soon you find yourself alone
Bossman wont pick up the phone
Hear the scratches in the wall
Try to hide in bathroom stall
Follows you down every hall
Soon you trip and then you fall
Twist your ankle, scream in pain
All your running was in vain
Should have stayed home on the dole
Now you get to make us whole!
Jaxson Sullivan
Hey, anyone have a power node for those cool power node rooms? I want some alone time in this fucking place.
Jayden Martin
Guys why is my peepee hard
Ryder Murphy
No
Dont ask again