Sons, who said that?
Sons, who said that?
Eli Perez
Chase Russell
I still don't understand what the fuck he is talking about
Colton Gutierrez
scream fortress 2020: any user booting up the game October 31st thru November 13th receives the "Dubious nutsack" a pair of hanging wallnuts in a plaid sack visibly hanging from the player model. The item gains a hitbox when players join either pl_ballbust or koth_cumblast and the goal is to slap the other teams nuts. The player that has busted the most nuts receives the role of "ball-busting Brian" and is tasked with opening the portal to Merasmuses crib (koth_lakeside), where both teams are tasked with slapping Merasmuses nuts. the "Dubious nutsack" will reveal the number of times it has been busted throughout the event and depending of the height of that number will attain one of three qualities, being:
1) jock-strapped
2) railed
3) infertile
the tf team expects these qualities to have a significant impact on the social status of each player returning to the game. Jill being quoted saying: "keep a good eye on your nuts"
Camden Thompson
That's what i heard too.
Jacob Robinson
He was referring to the heads as his sons, he asked who said it despite the fact he clearly did just them reiterating the soldier's insanity
Ryan Campbell
koth_harvest....home
Aaron Cooper
>sounds of source engine crashing
Jordan Walker
I never knew he said Sun Tzu in Meet the Soldier for 5 years.
Wyatt Brooks
It's "Son Sue said that"
Lincoln Nelson
Brody Stewart
The Soldier is a crazy Shell-shocked fucker. There's literally nothing else to understand
Ryder Nelson
he said that if fighting is sure to result in victory then you must fight. sun tzu said that, and i say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal, because he invented it and then he perfected so that no living men could best him in the ring of honor AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! maggots!
can't remember what's next
Benjamin Morales
>dustbowl 4th best map in the game
you guys are fucking retarded
Adam Morales
at leaast it was before the gunslinger fucked errthang up
Brody Campbell
Brayden Brown
He is saying "sun tzu said that!"
Isaiah Russell
He's not even shell shocked, he's never been in a war.
Justin Sanchez
>he's never been in war
take that back
Noah Ross
He's a civilian
Angel Thompson
>tfw got the game in 2008 and I just realized this
Kevin Anderson
user.. That's why a group of animals in one place is called a Tzu.
Angel Fisher
Thanks, Michael Bay.
Mason Rogers
Required Reading
Jeremiah Cook
why cant there be more girls like zhanna, bros
Parker Perez
unless it's a farm
Robert Bailey
>join Harvest casual game
>4/5 times there's hackers on the other team
Cameron Scott
>Wasting your time on those TF2 comics
>Not reading the superior action packed comic with actual lore and drama behind it
Laughing at your lack of chest hair there son
Josiah Long
>reinstall tf2 because of the unusual thing
>check the server browser because fuck matchmaking
>only a handful of servers hosting koth maps at all, none of which are populated or not a furry server
>stop playing tf2 again
Elijah Ross
>no KOTH servers
What the fuck? I thought KOTH was only behind A/D Control Points and Payload in terms of popularity.
Kevin Williams
I dunno man, maybe I just continually tried during dead hours, but I never found any populated servers.
Caleb Morris
Community servers are dead. Browser does nothing unfortunately.
James Brown
TF2 “Meet The” tier list
>God tier
Medic, Spy
>Great tier
Heavy, Engi, Sandvich
>Good tier
Pyro, Soldier
>Ok tier
Sniper, Demo
>Scout tier
Scout
Christopher Cox
How did this even happen? How did shitty modern tf2 players all decide they wanted the inferior matchmaking system where they had to constantly juggle servers in order to play the maps they actually wanted to play instead of comfy community servers where you can always play exactly what you want? What the fuck.
Joseph Allen
I have no idea. I never touched quickplay. But either people wanted it or Valve wanted the game to appear more streamlined.
They should have just done a better job at teaching knuckleheads to use the server browser.
Eli Hernandez
It's not immediately obvious by his inflection, but you really should have figured it out at the "ZOO" line.
Blake Hill
Valve tempted players away with multiple methods. Those damn quest things only work on official servers (Right? Pretty sure that's how it works). Players want to accumulate this new "XP" despite it having no purpose other than a lame icon nobody pays attention to anyone's but their own. Also people are exceedingly lazy and just click the big "matchmake" button because it's front and center, unlike the server browser.
Benjamin Cook
It genuinely fucking baffles me what has happened to tf2. They had something great and they have taken every single wrong turn possible along its growth.
I just want old tf2 back, bros.
Adrian King
Old Valve's triumphs are looking more and more like pure dumb luck than anything else. I have lost all admiration for them.
Blake Lee
Class updates were neat. They always made at least 1 poor decision in them but the new guns were most welcome by the time they dropped.
Aiden Lewis
>Pyro that high
Have some fucking taste my man
Bentley Diaz
>Pyro above fucking anything
Dummy
Liam Russell
Portal and Portal 2 are only as good as they are because they took the ideas from some student game jams and hired the devs to turn those into fully-fledged games.
Brandon Reyes
he's mixing various scriptures and historical events
Thomas Walker
Mhehehehehe
Then he used his fight money to buy two of each animals on earth, then he herded them into a boat, and the he beat the crap outta every single one.
Camden White
your opinion is disgraceful
Christian Ramirez
Logan Moore
>God tier
Medic, Spy, Sniper
>Great tier
Heavy, Scout, Demo, Engi
>Good tier
Soldier
>OK meme tier
Sandvich
>Shit meme tier
Pyro
Landon Sanchez
youtube.com
>*makes the graphics worse and actively removed the soul from your game*
Gavin Smith
>juggle servers to play the map you want
you click queue 2fort and you only play 2fort
Wyatt Jenkins
gotta get those f2p brs and russians
Camden Green
objectively correct
fucking yikes
Jacob Reed
>pyro shit tier
t. butthurt spy main
Mason Martinez
valve servers have no furries, no powertripping mods, no disgusting, ugly, custom models, and no community drama. however the tradeoff is that valve servers have no sprays, no custom models/sounds, no alltalk (this one may not be a downside to some) and VAC instead of the more oftenly updated SMAC. also, I can't find a community doublecross with any kind of population anywhere.
Anthony Morris
Listen man there are a lot of different routes you can chose in both life and creative fiction before ending up at "flying diaper-baby hallucinations".
All the other mercs had personalities from game dialogue that was simply expanded on for their videos, but they had to make something up for Pyro and it was lame in 2012 and aged even worse. Meet the Pyro is the only entry in the series which made me like the character less for having seen it.
Jeremiah Moore
>no custom models
I meant to put no custom viewmodel settings on the second half, my bad.
Hunter White
You’re scared of that thing
Christopher Peterson
What I like to think is that the pyro used to be a normal person before they were shoved in that suit and those goggles were bolted to its head
Cooper Martin
they should nerf the kunai to be honestly
Alexander Cruz
I only just recently got the 'zoo' and 'tzu' joke
it only took 11 years
Brody Brooks
Sun Tzu said that.
Landon Reed
It blows my mind hats came along as early as they did. 2008 but it feels like they were first added even later.
Isaac Green
I actually didn't mind the prospect of them making the pyro a female until they executed with the TFC pyro in that one comic.
One is enough.
they'll make the pyro a 60s-era transvestite and use it as a vehicle for social commentary
Bentley Davis
what is your opinion on mute-god?
youtube.com
Hudson Wood
I like the idea a 50's housewife who just lost her shit
Luis Diaz
90% correct, but Pyro belongs in Pyro tier below Scout.
Aaron Clark
>Ubermensch Tier
Medic
>Aussie Tier
Sniper
>Frenchie Tier
Spy
>English Tier
Scout Soldier Demo Engineer
>Russian Tier
Heavy
>??? Tier
Pyro
Thomas Williams
lies and slander. the soldier was rejected from military screenings due to mental health, so he said fuck that shit, and made his way to europe on his own to singlehandedly win the war for the united states, liberate europe from krauts, then decorate himself as a military veteran; and the hero he was.
Benjamin Smith
>Though he wanted desperately to fight in World War 2, the Soldier was rejected from every branch of the U.S. military. Undaunted, he bought his own ticket to Europe. After arriving and finally locating Poland, the Soldier taught himself how to load and fire a variety of weapons before embarking on a Nazi killing spree for which he was awarded several medals that he designed and made himself. His rampage ended immediately upon hearing about the end of the war in 1949.
Angel Russell
Holy shit I never got that part of the joke before.
user, you've opened my eyes.
Blake Bell
he fucking murdered swathes of german and
probably german" civilians for years
Michael Cooper
Soldier is a fucking civilian deal with it rocketfags.
Charles Campbell
this joke has an extra layer to it in the context of the full Sun Tzu quote
>If fighting is sure to result in victory, than you must fight, even though the ruler forbid it
He leaves out the last part because he wants his stolen valor. He's basically Alex Jones with a rocket launcher.
Caleb Reed
t. civvies
Mason Sullivan
when he said "I'd say he knows a little more about fighting than you do, pal" I thought he was referring to the guy that "said that"
Logan Young
Sun Tzu's Art of War. He's quoting it verbatim.
Justin Adams
It was May 2009 during Sniper vs. Spy. The game had been going a couple years before it happened.
Chase Hughes
Alexander Williams
>community servers
Why would you even try? Vanilla servers have been dead for years now
Justin Williams
>stolen valor
He's literally a psychopathic murderer who real armies wouldn't take, and you care about a slightly manipulative quote omission?
Easton Stewart
Gotta rely on those Clunky backstab hit boxes
kys you fucking ultranigger
Jacob Martinez
that scout voice is pretty gud
Connor Sanders
This is why we wanted valve matchmaking.
Fuck furries and fuck mods
You can still auto queue for your custom map anyways
Jose King
Good job soldier, this meme was very KEK!
Jonathan Gonzalez
They should make Pyro a female. But a reptilian. I'm honestly surprised that there AREN'T reptilians in TF2 Already given how wacky it is. Barring halloween cosmetics
Austin Peterson
no scalies in my thread maggot
Mason Thompson
What makes me a good demoman?
IF I WERE A BAD DEMOMAN, I WOULDN'T BE SITTIN HERE TALKIN TO YA, NOW WOULD I?
Because I would be dead from being careless.
Logan Fisher
You just made me remember those giantess mutant dragon pyro drawings
Owen Stewart
Like others said, it's the Art of War by Sun Tzu
He ends it was a pun by relating it to Noah's Ark
>And from that day forward anytime a bunch 'a animals are together in one place it's called TZU!
Jason Butler
>Meet the Scout isn't the worst
for what reason
Michael Ward
Do you have any idea of who you're talking to?
David Perry
Switch Sniper and Pyro
Bentley Ward
Anyone has saved that recent video of Rick may wishing happy birthday to somebody? It was on twitter but the page was deleted.
Isaiah Parker
Harvest is kind of a bad map desu, gunslinger and soldier make it no fun to play
Henry Reyes
I feel like an absolute retard
Josiah Watson
t. shitter
I partially agree with mini sentry engineers taking some of the fun out of it, but even then they're only a problem for scouts and full demoknights and only when there's 2 or more
Complaining about soldiers is where you exposed your pleb though