How come Splatoon 2 is so addictive?

Never cared much about these games aside from the artstyle, but after seeing various gameplay videos, I kinda want to try it out now.

Should I just wait for the next title at this point? It's not like they are going to continue updating the game after the last event, right?

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It'll probably be a while. It was over a year between Splatoon 1's last content update and Splat2's release, and they were probably rushing to get it out since they wanted to get it on the Switch. Next game will take longer, guaranteed. That said, it doesn't matter that there are no more content updates. Another reason it will take a long time before Splat3 is that 2 is in a really good spot as a competitive game. It would be hard to add or change much without ruining it. In a way, this is the best time to get into Splatoon.

Surely Nintendo wants to turn Splatoon into a one of their big one a console games like smash, mario kart etc.?

what's wrong with a 30 hour thread
I remember the fun Yea Forums had with this lemming

I would expect, yeah. I don't see them coming out with an outright new console for a while, so Splat3 is probably 3 or more years away.
I expect some kind of spinoff game in the meantime though.

it's fun

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no voice chat

bring back endless flounder heights

>Flounder heights disappears
>Moray towers comes back
I will never fully understand Japs.

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Thank god

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Hmm this pic is cute. Pretty funny too haha!

It's shit and so is your opinion

It's a good game in my opinion. You don't like it? That's fine.

user, tell me right now how much you expect him to give any constructive answer that doesn't follow the bog standard post-election shitpost format. Give it to me in a percentage (%).
If that percentage is anywhere above 0, I may have to slap you.

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obviously fucking zero.

Alright good. had me worried for a sec.

I am thinking he's expecting an angry response so I'd just give him the opposite

I don't think anyone does.

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Eh.
Angry or not, people like that are so thoroughly devoid of mental activity that literally any response whatsoever puts him in the black. To logical response seems to be to call him an attention whore, but honestly, at least attention whores can register their goal in their minds. This guy has been Jonesing out for years on end.

We need more pics of Octo Callie being cute
I know I've asked this before, but its adorable dammit.

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I knew someone was asking for it so I had to use it once I saw it on my twitter feed
>We need more pics of Octo Callie being cute
Drawthreads, my dude.

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>Drawthreads, my dude.
Maybe
just not here, holy fuck.

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I miss 1 and I'm sad 2 ended up being a hugbox for casuals who can't aim
Still fun but it doesn't take me back

Explain yourself. I don't really use the Yea Forums drawthread ( like used it for two different requests). I just use the Yea Forums and /aco/ ones and they are generally pretty good

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I was talking about the Yea Forums drawthread specifically. Almost homogeneously weeb waifus with room for very little else. no hope of getting any other requests, though to e fair, it's been months going on a year since I last visited. Been a while since I last visited Yea Forums. Might try them. Got a feeling i should avoid /aco/, but for different reasons.

>I'm sad 2 ended up being a hugbox for casuals who can't aim
If you're complaining about more cramped maps, I can see where you're coming from.
if you're just saying this because you miss your damage-up e-liter, you can eat my entire ass.

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You can't even solo carry yourself to S+ with the splattershot pro anymore
Splatoon 2 is a good example on how to completely fuck up the core design of your game irreversibly

the times I have checked the Yea Forums drawthread
it's
>shitflinging
>straight up porn requests that belong on /aco/ or /d/
You will get your request if your persistent enough but considering it's Callie in the octo outfit, don't be surprised if you get monkey paw'd

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>You can't even solo carry yourself to S+ with the splattershot pro anymore

Nigger what
Kensa SSP with MPU is the meta right now with its 2-shot kill. The recent nerf did literally fuck-all. It's still the absolute highest used weapon in JP z-rank and it's the same in EU/NA iirc
What in all the actual fuck are you even talking about.

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>You will get your request if your persistent enough but considering it's Callie in the octo outfit, don't be surprised if you get monkey paw'd
That's exactly what i was fearing, and exactly why I'm also reluctant to hit /aco/.It's also why I want more cute art - the vast majority of it is that stupid shit, peddled 99.99% of the time by attention whore artists for some quick patreon neetbux and usually with some tasteless meme fetishes to boot. Fuck's sake, it doesn't cost them anything to take a look at the sunken scrolls, or even just googling it. Alas, I've beaten this dead horse enough in the past. I'm just preaching to the choir at this point.

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>Been a while since I last visited Yea Forums
unless Splatoon gets a cartoon, then forgot about it.

>z-rank
X-rank
Fuck i need sleep.

I think he meant general usage of those threads.

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That is indeed what I meant, but he isn't wrong.

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oh boy is this fanart repost thread #213? i had to get my fix after coming over from the comfy katawa shoujo general. loooooove routine

Might as well ask, when do you expect Splatoon 3 to come out? It's a long wait anyway

Latter end of the switch's life cycle. 2023 is my bet.

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If there's no more updates that just means you'll have all the content

You can carry yourself to S+ with literally anything lmao
He literally has no idea what he's talking about. Chargers are extremely common at high level too, which by itself is enough to negate his entire point.

Have you tried the OE?

I expect it to be a launch title with the next Nintendo console.
I expect precisely one spinoff game for the Switch.

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Alright squidbros, what's the best kind of ice cream to go with waffles?

Vanilla or strawberry

roasted chicken

I hope with the extra time the single player campaign gets done better.

Yea Forums is pretty pozzed anyway. I wouldnt head there just for a draw thread.

Waffles are crap.

Vanilla Ice cream and lemon with pancakes.

Heaven should be a mix of Splatoon and
Chicken & Winniggesh

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>Returned to octo canyon to grind out the rest of the hero weapons
>get the old tenta missiles and stingray

It fucking burns!

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For me, it got me in the grind loop of having to get perfect gear

*fried

>that dissonance between launch MP and current MP
Remember the tri-slosher meta?

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Carried myself to S+ with h-3 D with mpu so I know for a fact ssp can do it

Seems like a distant memory now..

sexy kids

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I like this game but I wish playable octos weren't a thing because I find them so ugly. It sucks too because I really want to like them but it's like they made them as intentionally ugly as possible.

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Balance patches are still going to be a thing

Wait, the specials in the campaign still have the stats from launch?

yes

That's how it usually is in most MP games with tacked on SP.

Why wouldn't you just sell the physical version at that point

Stopped playing this when they added dmg up. Fucking retarded move.
t. squiffer main

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>Remember the tri-slosher meta?
Yes, one compartment for each of my teammates to carry.

>Pearl finds a picture of Ryza and tries something new

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You die way too fucking fast in this game.
>roller pops out from a tiny isolated puddle off camera
>dead in on hit
>dualies roll into you from off camera
>dead in one burst
>blaster shoots the high ground to ink it, hadn't even seen me
>blasts me from behind the wall, dead
This is bullshit, especially because I get matched against people 30~40 levels above you, my weapon requires three direct shots to kill, more if I'm not as accurate, and building up gear takes way too much money now that splatfests are over.

>my weapon requires three direct shots to kill
Dare i ask what you're using?

Undercover brella

Undercover in general is shit unless you're using the Kensa version. Even then, it's not meant for direct confrontation.

i wish the single player was better
the final boss was great thought

i haven't played the octo expansion yet
i try to rank up now

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>i wish the single player was better
When you play Octo Expansion you'll get your wish.

>tfw you skip out after a single match of splatfest due to 3rd world internet connections and miss all of this

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The levels are just a measure of how long they've been playing, not how skilled they are

happy squid

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Your mistake is playing reactively instead of proactively. Get some awareness and act delibarately, don't let others toss you around, be in control yourself.

>uses Brella
>dies fast
The Undercover absolutely has fighting power, don't listen to this shitter , and stop being a shitter.

If the Undercover was good, people would use it for anything other than armor botting. It has shit damage, shit range, and its shield breaks so quickly.

Splatoon is the only game where i rather play as a girl, male inkling just looks dumb and the girls get all the good looking stuff

They look the same, but with different hair.

It has more range than you'd think. And most weapons that aren't Sploosh and Hydra can't break that shield faster than Undercover can kill them either, and on every kill and assist it gets regenerated. The last part is also why Kensa is so much better than the other two kits, both its special and sub rack up assists with minimal effort and pretty much ensure you always have a full shield.

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You have more than just a main weapon. It doesn't stand up to explosives or people moving around.
Again, there's a reason it's not used; when it is, the final tally looks more like 20(17).

Maybe just how the third person shooter works, plus you have a main weapon and a sub weapon. It'd be cool for a Story Mode that continues on throughout the game instead of just being transported to another location every stage.

I find this mode to be the most addicting, especially cause I'm not good at Turf and Ranked with the weapons they distribute so I can just enjoy myself splatting enemies.

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>shit range
It's only slightly shorter than the Splattershot
>shit damage, shield breaks quickly
The Undercover shoots and shields at the same time up for, so they cover for each other. Especially since the shield gets a full heal whenever you score a kill, so it's good at rampaging through multiple enemies.

>It's only slightly shorter than the Splattershot
The only "good" weapon with less range than the Splattershot is the Splash-O-Matic. Anything less is a meme.

You forgot the Undercover.

No, but I did forget the Jr., which has usurped the Undercover's usefulness as an armor caster.

Splat Brella has shorter range than Undercover and it's a fantastic weapon. Undercover isn't that much worse, though it's more team-reliant while Splat is more self-sufficient.

>good at rampaging through multiple enemies.
Just one problem- two people shred UC's shield and get to the squishy bits instantly. You may get away with that with armor up, but the only way you survive anything other than 1v1 otherwise is if your teammates actually try to use your brella.

>When you loss a x100
>When you loss multiple x100 matches
I'd rather have not played at all than have that happen again.

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>my first and only x100 battle was the last game i needed to hit royalty

What are you talking about man the octos as cute as fuck. I want the inklings to get a slight redesign because they're ugly in comparison.

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>played every splatfest
>only 100x battle I got was in the final fest
>won it
at least I ended on a high note

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its the only multiplayer game im above average at, S+ rank in all comp modes
too much of a pussy to get X rank though, so more than half of my playtime at this point is of me playing salmon run

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I usually make characters and pose them with the amiibo's. Would this Veemo's name be called Anime?

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Splatoon 2's final boss is a downgrade from 1's. 2's final boss also presents the idea of Callie being an antagonist, and proceeds to do...absolutely nothing of note with it. Literally the only change she brings to the table is that Octavio's machine sometimes spits out bombs. That's it.

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>Wake up
>Thread's still up
This thread isn't bad, people are talking about the game. Makes me feel bad for replying to this and disrupting the discussion. But usually, the problem is that it's just the same people dumping images over and over, artificially keeping the thread alive for years when it doesn't need to be. Sometimes these posters even start going full /vg/ and talk about their lives or whatever.
It was funny the first few times the thread lasted for 20, 24 hours, but now we're up to like 10 posts per hour for 30 hours. I just can't see that as good.

Splatoon 2 was basically rushed out for the switch

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By the psychology behind its Freudian nature.
>revolves around claiming territory for your tribe more so then other games
>guns that shoot goo are obvious metaphors for phallic organs
>thematically the game relates to youth and coming of age: depictions of teenagers playing roughly among each other unsupervised, dressing up
>transformation (here turning into a squid) is typically viewed as relating to sexual activity (such as getting erect or coming of age) and squids swimming through goo may be seen as similar to sperm
>the designs of characters are lightly sexual in nature, eg poses often accent sexual features such as female characters often puffing their chest forward or hinging sideways at their hips, clothes are often revealing, thin, or tight on bodies, etc.
>squids smell like semen (they actually do)
I could go on but basically the reason the game is addicting is because it reminds you of sex and many of its activities are akin to indirect sexual activity.

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People feel the need to draw out these threads far longer than they really need to. I don't take too much of an issue with it if it's a good thread like this one, but there's no need to prolong threads that start off with shit like "WOULD YOU FUCK A WOOMY"

This is why you paint around before moving forward. If you get ambushed, then you weren't being very careful about the dangers of enemy ink.
And you'll soon have more than enough money that you can't spend it all.
Just git gud.

but it has the best music
youtube.com/watch?v=UX1c7wgAbDA

The atmosphere in Splatoon 1 is so cool. Playing that squid jumping game on the gamepad while waiting for slots to fill up is really reminiscent of a kid whipping out their gameboy while waiting for their friends to show up and play. Kinda feels nostalgic.
The win/loss animations seem more lively too. I'd seen talk about the minigun hugging but I also really like the slosher loss animation where the inkling gets donked in the head.

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I'd have to disagree, I think the remixes don't fit.

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i dont think their ugly but they do look contently confused

>that subtle animation when you're in a shop and then hit ZL or ZR to switch shops and your character goes wide-eyed and looks a little confused
God it's so fucking cute.

post webm

>that animation on your player character when you throw a curling bomb while standing still until it explodes
It's the little things

Speaking of Curling Bomb animations, did you know you can use them to dab?

Explain

>Win 100x battle
>Connection error after the win screen
>LOL DIDNT COUNT

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talking about that kind of deal, I did a private battle with some friends, the thing was that one of em was an octogirl dressed with revealing clothing, and we were supposed to use her as a slut, (we were playing clam blitz). 5 clams was a blowjob, 10 was sex, and everyone having the power clam was an orgy. We drew penises and shit like that.
Theres just something about this game and sex .

I wish I had a video but I don't. Hopefully someone posts it.

I genuinely don't understand but I don't want you to explain further.

What the fuck?

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I really hope they consider making an extreme sports version of Splatoon. When I first saw screenshots, I thought it was gonna be a Rocket Power game.

If you try to pull a Curler when you don't have enough ink, then tilt the camera down, it looks like you're dabbing.

Just a silly story on how this game caters to pervs.

>erp with your buttbuddies
>"It' caters to pervs"

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>Downgrade from 1's
>When it has the grindrail/rainmaker segment with Spicy Kalamari Inkantation playing

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why would those counters be normal human height in the splatoon world?

Technically they're about regular human height considering Marina is listed as 5'11" or something.
I prefer my headcanon that they're a lot smaller considering their size compared to all the miscellaneous human objects in the singleplayer though.

That's the easy victory lap part. The actual fight is a lot easier and a lot more simple than 1's. Instead of taking place in an actual stage that tests the gimmicks and skills you've learned throughout the campaign, 2's final boss takes place in the same circle arena all the other boss fights do. Octavio is also far easier to fight against and is lacking attacks from Splatoon 1. Plus, it's nowhere near as hype as that final part at the end of 1's final boss where you're right up in his face on a thin strip and he's throwing everything at you.
Also, Callie does nothing but dance throughout the fight, so her inclusion was pretty much meaningless.

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Anyone else just bad at turf war?

I used to play the mode a bunch when I first got the game, and loved it. But after playing ranked for forever, and going back, I'm awful at it. I consistently get well into the teens for splats during a ranked match, but will get 5 or fewer splats during turf -- on top of losing.

Are all the good players moving to turf war now?

if you're playing turf war like ranked you're doing it wrong.

I never said I wasnt one of them.

You can use stealth a lot more in turf war since there isn't a physical objective to worry about. Try that.

Finding out that Marina is supposed to be 5'11" kinda fucked me up a bit

Lemme guess, it's because she's taller than you.

No I'm unironically 6'1", but I just thought that the tallest squidlings were like 5'

>I'm unironically 6'1"
As opposed to being ironically 6'1"?
> I just thought that the tallest squidlings were like 5'
The standard Inklings and Octolings are 4'11", or 150cm.

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Being ironically 6'1" is when you wear lifts anyway and call yourself king of manlets

As far as I know it is only Marina who is that tall, the rest is still pretty smol

And taking the story mode into account the squid sisters are also around the same height as the standard inkling

>As opposed to being ironically 6'1"?
Yes, that's what the word means.

The point is there's no reason to put unironically there.

Yeah there is, as points out.
Also I think you're taking a commonly said phrase on Yea Forums way too seriously, user. Are you new here?

>Marina = 5'11
>average octoling = 4'11
Marina got it good

a kid now, but also a squid now!

Making fun of people for overusing a word isn't newfaggotry. You're making it seem serious because I have to explain a one-off smartass comment I made.

>Making fun of people for overusing a word isn't newfaggotry.
Questioning "unironic" is just about the most newfag thing you can do.
>You're making it seem serious because I have to explain a one-off smartass comment I made.
No you've been taking it seriously this whole time. Fucking chill, newfag.

why is this game so dead bros?

>and building up gear takes way too much money now that splatfests are over.

Literally never had a problem with this, just work at Grizzko plenty of times and you'll be loaded in cash.
Also protip: Drink sodas n' shiet to level your gear faster. Winning gives you plenty of gear EXP as well

You seem to be taking this far more seriously than I am, even going so far to accuse me of being a newfag because I made fun of one thing.

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>No u
Uh-huh. Also I called you a newfag because you're acting very new.

>Questioning "unironic" is just about the most newfag thing you can do.
what the fuck, the usage of unironic everywhere is a newfag thing itself

It's not

Samefagging is really cringey, user. Also this post just absolutely reeks of newfaggotry.

You have yet to actually say why I'm acting "new" beyond screeching newfaggotry over and over again like a parrot. Am I not shitposting hard enough for you?

Well it's mostly that you're getting extremely upset and defensive over this.
And you're so obviously new

Making fun of you for blowing up over this isn't me being upset. Apparently a lot of people here can't tell the difference between someone being mad at them and people making fun of them.
But once you get the idea in your head that the user you're talking to is upset or a newfag, you just repeat it over and over again, hoping maybe somebody will fall for it. You'll convince somebody one day, I believe in you.

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you can blame matchmaking too

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This game has some of the worst matchmaking I've ever seen. Turf War being unranked makes it even worse.

>Making fun of you for blowing up over this isn't me being upset.
Making this big-ass post sure is, user

can you guys move on from whether someone is new or not

A tiny paragraph is a big ass post? Damn, I thought I was supposed to be the newfag here.

>No, you're upset
>But once you get the idea in your head that the user you're talking to is upset, you just repeat it over and over again, hoping maybe somebody will fall for it.
Not even that guy but it's kinda funny how you don't notice the irony here
It was kind of a lot of typing that made you seem perturbed, user

Based and Freudpilled

Name your favorite weapon.

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How did we get to the point where putting any effort into anything at all is either autism or anger?

user you’ve been typing longer and longer posts that get steadily more defensive, it’s pretty obvious

the only addicting thing for me is SR

i fucking miss flounder heights, it was so good

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Well I assume because you'd only care this much if you were angry or autistic.

That sounds like projection.

pic related for me

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Also teabagging and friendly partying has baisically morphed into the same activity, and mass teabagging ceremonies can be viewed as orgies.

I missed the final splatfest due to not playing for a year, how good was it and how bootyblasted should I be because I missed out on it? And should I come back?

When the people who put in effort left and got replaced with this.

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Playing the Splatfest with Fly Octo Fly in the back while summoning Pearl to kill the enemy team was fucking kino, sorry you missed out user.

you're a cool dude

Fuuuuck was it really that good? Dang. Same thing happened with Splatoon 1 too. I stuck around for the first couple of splatfests, but I tend to jump from game to game like I have ADHD, not even because I'm bored of it, so I left and didn't play the final fest in that game either. And then for this one I was around for the first couple, left but then played the Squid vs Octo one last year, and then left again. Sucks but oh well. I guess I can still play this one since the actual game is fun, and wait for Splatoon 3 if that ever happens and not do the same fucking thing.

Or the truth, user.

The worst part is that some people will keep doing this unironically

This is the worst Splatoon thread in a while. Can you leave, please?

Splatoon anime never ever.

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Explosher/Clash Blaster/Tenta BrellaUndercover Brella, but sadly the buff destroy the love I have for it. Now, you have players spamming it like a Tenta Brella.....disgusting.

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it hurts

There already is an “anime”

It has its fair share of problems, but I think it is one of the least worst boards

thanks user, you are too

.96 gal deco

Please tell me this was a deliberate attempt to be retarded.

>P-please stop being mean
Fuck off, faggot.

Don't get your hopes up.

>mike will never draw splatoon again because lawyers
fuck

Where do I go to escape this?

Its an endless cycle of autistically covering surfaces with your goo, then wapping to cover more surfaces with goo.

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There is nowhere left.

I rather have artist explore different series/characters bro. They need to share the love of their art work than be slave to one group. I need to see them go beyond the limit!Can anyone draw me like a thong piece, but the booty have to be big and shit. Also, the bitch need to be tan and all

They didn't focus entirely on Splatoon though, just occasionally popped up and did some neat art.

Ok! I thought it was one of those highly unstable, highly insane touhou artist like people.

Then we make our own place.

You sound like Zack Snyder writing a plot for a splatoon movie

>not knowing who Mike fucking Inel is

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I like how there's deleted posts but for some reason the shitposting spam gets to stay up

Why would lawyers tell him to stop making Splatoon art? If anything they'd go after JTVeemo, it's literally the only thing they do.

Because he's far more popular than JTVeemo.
Also that Splatoon Island thing which got millions of views.

Did grillers always drop 5 golden eggs? I swear they used to drop 3.

Changed in a patch.

Also he actually released that splatoon island thing for download.

Is it actually fun?

Eh, just a collection of small minigames and a woomy dressup thing.

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SQUIGGER

Eh it's not for me.
I got pretty addicted to Splatoon 1 and I played the game a lot.
But with 2, I just couldn't get so much into the game. I didn't play it for HOURS like I did with the first one

I guess I just got burned out. Probably won't buy Splatoon 3

Did they make the egg requirements for Salmon run easier at some point.

I remember about a year ago, I was a low level Profeshional and was being asked to collect over 20 eggs by Griz. I'm pretty sure I even had a max hazard at one point.

Now at higher levels he starts at like 15 eggs.

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I'm not sure how snails help you spend less money on gear? You drink up/look up brand compatibility, and you grind and pray for the 30%. At best, you can snail up a one-star so that it require less pts to grind.

Butts!

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>Did they make the egg requirements for Salmon run easier at some point.
Whether they did or not, freelancers still suck shit.

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Wait he actually fucking made it? Dang.

was the thong on callie really necessary nintendo

Yes, yes it was

It's far too broad to be a thong. Just regular pink panties.
Gotta wonder how much of her veemo entourage turned gay afterward.

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tactical octo undies

>Your song inspired a blush of love.
>It gave my heart a fresh new start.
>Now I ascend to shores above.
Very gay.

no one posted the webm yet

Curse those squids

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good
he didn't draw them as kids

I can't read enchantment table text. What does it say?

Why?
I’ve communicated more with a simple “Booyah!” Than a full tactical plan

I know not

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I don't see how. It's so non-specific, the game doesn't even properly show where the message is coming from.
The only thing those pings have taught me is that my team is shit when I see 3 of them spamming "Ouch" after every death.

Bruh what?
I carried myself to S rank with a Custom Splattershot JR

>Win 2 10x back to back
>Lose my 1st and only 100x
It’s like making it to nationals then losing

Cute
Octo
Boys

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What are you gay?

It’s simple
Boo yah I got a kill/ good shit is happening
Ouch Watch out someone who’s good at killing is near where I dead
This say: Self explanatory

Don’t overthink it just play the game.

ask fan artists since they invented the misconception

>The connection is unstable
>Everyone but me and one other person poofs
>Booyah waiting for the eventual kick back to the lobby
>The only other player is actually still there and booyahs back
>Turf war turns into 2 player recon for the next 2 minutes

So this is what it's like to win by doing absolutely nothing

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had a similar thing happen in Salmon Run but then me and 1 other guy did all 3 waves

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What a nice thread to come home to. Had some really fun SR games before work, even got two runs where we got 100+ eggs. A basic but fun and efficient loadout. Octo daughter best daughter.

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Caramel

You DO spam booyah at every opportunity, right?

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In general I'll booyah back, but if I get put into a game with a team of morons I just escaped I'm not saying shit.

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not all the time but I do it a lot

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>why yes, I do jack off too squids. How could you tell?

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Cute

YES
WHAT? DO YOU THINK I'M STUPID?

You could have just said cunny

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does Yea Forums play the game together?

I finally got the will to play SR with some fucks on here but it wasn’t in rotation, and haven’t been able to get that shit goin since

Oof, my man needs to go back on paleo.

I'm a bit wary of strangers, even anonymously.

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I enjoy the gameplay, but I hate team based RNG so fucking much.

The only good matches are the close ones, and those sting the most when you lose.

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This, part of why I held off for so long even attempting it, first time I tried it didn’t work so I guess that’s as good a sign as any that I shouldn’t anymore

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I think we had this conversation before.

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thats fine, im going to host a couple SR games if anyone wants to join
5572-5159-4120

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I wouldn’t be shocked, though the development of me actually attempting it in these threads is new.

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I would if I could, I’m at work for the next couple hours. If you’re still playing then I’ll join

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I love that people are saving my screenshots

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I'm not inherently opposed to the idea, I've played games with Yea Forums before and had fun. Just the thing that interacting with people outside of work-related duties is something I'm really not used to.

Oh my god someone help that tiny octopus.

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They’re great after all, excellent additions to my folder

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Bullshit

He's not lying but it's not a full fledged out game

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It's not bedtime yet.

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Not much too talk about regarding the game.

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Not at the moment, anyway. It hurts knowing there's no reason to check the Splatoon tumblr anymore now that updates are finito.

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Then I guess this thread doesn't belong on Yea Forums.

If that were the case, 90% of threads on Yea Forums would get deleted.

Good. Yea Forums is not /c/.

what? I said not too much discussion to be had about the game at this point of time. There was discussion some time ago in this thread

...

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I can't fathom the person who gets upset about one lone thread in a sea of bullshit where people are just enjoying themselves with a game series.

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I can't fathom why you hate callie so much

Oh, it's you.

Honestly, all we can do at the moment is speculate about the next game. Mad Max is the common interpretation of what the game will look like but considering it's splatoon, I'd imagine a sunken inkopolis
Some people feel the need to act as some sort of thread police, or this person could be just starting another argument just to get people angry

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Does splatoon 2 have local multiplayer, or is the single player campaign by itself worthwhile? I've been kind of interested for a while but I refuse to give nintendo any shekels for internet access.

No to either. It has LAN, but everyone needs a console and copy of the game.

No local multiplayer outside of LAN, and the singleplayer campaign is a glorified tutorial for multiplayer.
Splatoon is absolutely a multiplayer game. If you're not going to play the multiplayer, don't buy it.

It's what happens when you don't fight for JUSTICE

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Don't bother, it's totally worth missing this game to prove your retarded faggot point, rofl

what does that have to do with his post

Answer the question

ignore that guy, he made similar nonsensical posts about allegedly Callie hate

so it's just some autist? why does splatoon attract so many of these
i just want to discuss squidgame in peace

Not the same guy, but nobody could hate Callie, look how dorky & adorable she is

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The octodaughter poster sure does

[citation needed]

It's just the internet at play that brings many assholes and weirdos out of the woodworks, especially since we're on Yea Forums, Yea Forums more specifically where this behavior is sorta encouraged

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>Enter video game thread
>Get muh octo daughter and other such nonsense
Yes, how could this happen indeed.

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If you were interested in discussing the video game you'd start a discussion of the video game. Ask a question, respond to a post of discussion, anything. Instead you're busy complaining.

He constantly shit talks callie

fag

I honestly don't think it'll be anything like we're expecting. No one was expecting for the last splatfest of 1 to affect 2 in any way, but it did and it got people hype. Now that everyone is expecting 3 to be chaotic wasteland, I believe they're going to go for something completely new.

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bring up a topic about the game. music, weapons, or whatever. Instead of bitching, bring up something to talk about

where are the proofs

You're right. The game will also have a longer development time. A part of me just thinks they will do just what it is mostly expected for some reason

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oc

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They're not really known for following the norm, although the Splatoon team is refreshing in that they seem to be adding stuff people actually want. People wanted octos, we got octos. People wanted pants option, we got trousers and shit.

Not nearly enough salmon on the bottom there.

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n o m l a s

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fuck off

Do you mind if I save it?

It is all yours, my friend.

ugh why'd you have to host when I was dead

I tried to for many months. Would make my own threads for updates and splatfests and all that. In the end my posts would be over shadowed by all the waifu posters who have no interest in talking about gameplay and I have given up. I've also seen other anons attempt to make discussion but were promptly ignored time and time again, because I still have all these threads open and continue internally lamenting about how shit they are.
It's all just low quality and I don't know how people do not see a problem with it. It's almost no different from any other shallow waifu posting thread, but at least they're not under the facade of discussing the game.

that's odd because I've seen plenty of discussion in these threads

Gee, I wonder...

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>when you get literally zero (0) 10x or 100x matches for the entire 3 days of splatfest

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In this thread, yes. The first couple hundred posts were good. In other threads, no. Any discussion that may have been in them would be finding a needle in a haystack amongst the 400 other posts of emptiness over the course of the full day they were up.

Yeah. You've hit on the anomaly. Let's all hold hands and relish the first and last Splatoon thread with discussion. Actually, just fuck off.

i host 2 or 3 times per week on /ink/ so hopefully we can play soon

If the thread starts off with something related to the gameplay, then it will have some gameplay discussion.
If it starts off with something that isn't related to the gameplay then it probably won't talk much about gameplay. Simple as that.

nigger I carried myself to X rank with fucking dynamo roller

stop being bad

I will probably refrain from mentioning it again for some time at least, as of course my posts will always be dismissed in this way. People who thrive in such garbage tend to get hostile.
I'd previously held my tongue about it because of that very reason. What a surprise what my assumption was correct.

I remember Rollers being fucking awful at turfing because they used so much ink; you had to stack the fuck out of ink saver main just to get anywhere without draining your tank

>TFW I never got to play a single 100x or even 10x match
I am still fucking mad

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>People who thrive in such garbage tend to get hostile.
Gee, I wonder why they get hostile when you say things like this.

I know, but I don't go to /ink/ anymore.
dynamo is a good weapon.

I haven't gotten any at all in like 5 splatfests (including the final one)

Though most of the time I would just get to Royalty and then stop playing

I played nonstop just to get this. So damn worth it.

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I regret not knowing what to do during MC.Princess Diaries. I thought I had gotten her a few times but looking back at people who actually did get her I never got the prompt to fire the princess cannon.
I'm still bummed Night stages and splatfest music is effectively locked forever, would've appreciated if they had an event each month that let people play on those stages

Yes, I wonder, because I don't believe my post prior to that was very hostile at all, yet I was met with "fuck off".

They're in private battles.

>won like 15 10x battles
>lost the only 100x battle I got
Fucking japs, man.

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I feel like it's some kind of elaborate troll made up specifically to fuck with me. This is basically rubbing salt in the wound, knowing there's a part of this game I can never experience.

To be fair I did lose my first 100x battle

don't worry you'll be able to experience x500 and x1000 battles in 3

fuck off
callie hater

Because we've constantly had people come into these threads to concern troll to complain about the big mean waifufags and about how there's no gameplay discussion even when there is. There's some going on right now. And you know what's interesting? You don't seem to be participating in said discussion, which makes it seem like you're not actually interested in discussing the game, just complaining. If you want game discussion, start it or participate in it. It's not hard. And these threads are in a far better state than most Yea Forums threads when they're good. Additionally, you're never going to get all 100% gameplay discussion all the time because games aren't all just gameplay. So don't hold up the threads to an impossible standard.

>need friends to play
As I said, basically locked forever. Maybe one of these days I'll add some people from /ink/ but I think it would've been neat to have night stages for all modes, and Shifty Stations in turf, at least for a month. It would be a good send-off to the game. Nighttime ranked would be a blast.

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I wonder who would have won a pearl v marina splatfest

Who knows?

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I know for certainty that popularity would be Marina, but for everything else, that's a toss up

There's no way Pearl doesn't shlick it to Marina porn on those nights when she isn't home.

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The real question is if they would rep themselves or the other.

Why do that when you have the real thing?

nervousness

>Pearl
>nervous
I don't think Pearl even knows what that word means.

yeah
he cute

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You'd know if you read what I said.

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shoo scatfag

I did, she doesn't have to be perpetually horny, you know. She can just wait.
Besides, I doubt they ever seperate for long. And you really think she'd be happy about porn of Marina being on the internet?

>got like 3 100x battles
>forgot to screencap ANY of them to look back on and be happy about getting them
fuck my sideways why didnt my dumbass press one god damn button

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We shouldn't have won this match, but we did.

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fuck off callie hater

>Missing out on getting your 10x and 100x team pictures from the splatfest station in the plaza

>And you really think she'd be happy about porn of Marina being on the internet?
It would be the biggest folder on her hard drive.

I constantly forget modern consoles have that fucking screenshot button now. They're almost all tied to social media shit, so I guess it's me subconsciously not wanting anything to do with it.

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I knew things had gotten bad here, but had it really fallen that low?

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No lie this is exactly how my last splatfest battle(10x) ended. We all got team wiped in the last 15ish seconds and barely won by a few%

I want the orderly headphones and chaotic crown.

If there were any of it on Pearl's hard drive it'd all be homemade.

You do know you can just pop the switch's sd card into a computer to get the images and vids right? You don't even have to use the twitter stuff outside of convenience.

Now we're talking.

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I've done it before, I just don't really have it etched into my brain as a habit.

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Actually We were making a last minute suicide push to blow up their bombs since they got the killer wail, I killed one of their people who managed to buy enough time to protect the last bomb and I thought we lost.
It ended up being the ink spread out from his death that got us the win

>Questioning "unironic" is just about the most newfag thing you can do.

This is what nu-Yea Forums actually believes

I go around shooting my teammates when they are being stupid

Not to the point of being a nuisance but yeah I booyah a lot.

fuck you

Guys I'm stuck, I can't progress anymore (I'm rank S+ in most modes) also I was playing with Rank x rooms people and I got my shit slapped so hard and now I feel underwelmed and sad.

That's the curse of this game. No matter how good you are, there will always be rooms full of people ready to smack you around.

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Up you go.

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were they japs?

but im sleepy!

Fine you big baby, go sleep.

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It's night, so everyone is focused on shitposting more than usual

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thank you.

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Maybe everyone else is, I just wanna play and talk about video games.

Sleep tight.

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fuck off callie hater

We do not deserve such a blessed man.

We're lucky enough to have him, and should appreciate him as such.

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anything specific you want to talk about?

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Honestly, I can't think of anything at the moment. There's not really anyone else around and for once I'm not playing salmon run so I don't have much to complain about.

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That was a lie. I can certainly complain but it isn't about Splatoon.

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Sexualize the cephalopods

This will sound weird, but I've been thinking about multiverses for the past 10 minutes

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It's a fun concept to think about.

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Fuck off, callie disliker

It's a fun idea to think over, well except the thought of the countless horrible realities that could exist

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sexualize salmonids

That's a less pleasant aspect of it most people don't like to talk about. Especially the possibility that there exists a universe where a weapon to kill all realities went off and it's waiting to reach us.

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it's just makes me hope alternate realities aren't a thing. I know it doesn't affect me but the idea that there are possibly trillions of people suffering and we can't do anything about it doesn't sit well with me.

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>multiverse theory

Always fills me with a sense of nihilism, if it was real would anything truly even matter? There would just be a reality where the opposite shit happened no matter what you do.

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It does in my scenario, buddy.

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>multiverse theory
It’s a weird kind of feeling

Truth be told, it doesn't bother me very much. In the end, nothing anyone does will matter because one day the sun will go out or something will blow up the earth or we'll accidentally nuke ourselves into extinction. Who cares? 99% of humanity won't see it anyway. Live in the now and appreciate what little good we have, like octo daughters.

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not even that there's an infinite amount of you all doing the same thing

Better version.

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You're the best.

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Well it's why I don't buy into it. I already struggle with motivation to do things, I don't need the thought that sometime somewhere everything I'm doing is being rendered meaningless.

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I guess I just don't see things that way. So we're all doomed to turn to dust one day and reality collapses in on itself. Big deal, I need to get my damn house clean before my in-laws come over. I don't give two shits about what might happen one day in the far off future when I can still try to keep people I know healthy and happy in their own lives.

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this conversation reminded of a quote from a thread about a year ago about your significance in the universe and if you really truly mattered. "Eh. You said significance. I don't..care too much about the cosmos. About the universe as a whole. Meaning is what we make of it, as human beings. That's what matters. Not if we made an impact on the universe, but that we made an impact on each other. "

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Unemployment upcoming in a few days has lit a fire under me thankfully, getting back into gear on several things I had been neglecting. Quitting my job is going to end up being a huge net positive for me provided I can find another within the next month or so.

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Now there's some thinking i can get behind.

It's all about the motivation, user. There's no point in worrying about something that won't even affect you when you need to do something to keep a roof over your head. That's the now, and you should live in it. It's smart to plan for the future but there's zero point in fussing over stuff you can't control.

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Splatoon threads. Come for the cute ceph posting, stay for the existential nihilism and continued posting of cute cephs.

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It's just such a huge weight off my shoulders getting out of that job. It's been absolutely killing me mentally grinding that same job for as long as I did and getting nowhere. It has made me have abysmal self esteem and feeling like I'm a big waste of potential, but I finally made the move to get out there and move on to better things in my life.

So, how bout them cephalopods eh?

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When you stay up this late, your mind kinda just wanders aimlessly.

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I'm happy for you, man. You get out there and apply yourself to whatever it is that makes you feel right. They're so fucking cute, holy shit.

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They're legitimately the best character designs of the past decade, bar none.

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I wasn't overly attached to squids but even I can admire how appealing they are and how much work went into them. It's little wonder they caught on so quickly with the japanese.

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This, this is why match timers are a good thing. I wish CTF in TF2 had like a 10-12 minute timer that when ran out whoever had higher won, assuming both arent equal then it ends in a stalemate I guess.

>place beacons so teammates can get back into action quicker
>no one but me actually uses them

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Oh I knew the moment they debuted they were gonna be a huge hit. Transforming little monster girls? Who the fuck wouldn't like that?

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>set beakons myself
>no one uses them
>teammate sets a million beakons
>entire team uses them
Fine game, I get the message.

Yeah but every single little aspect of them was precision-cut by developer designers' lasers to be as appealing as possible while still making sense as a living creature. It's almost ludicrous.

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I know exactly what you mean. As someone who works nights, my options of entertainment are relatively limited, and I tend to just lie down, set my lights to a funky color scheme, and just think.
I've considered driving an hour out of town the night of a full moon and just chilling for a few hours.

The fangs are what get me. I'm a huge sucker for fangs.

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Marie!

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I'm not huge on fangs normally but squid beaks = fangs somehow works, and it works beautifully. Of course, I have something I like more.

Is my favorite squid.

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The best part about the design of the Inkling (and by extension, the octoling) is how it all just beautifully comes together and perfectly intermingles with the gameplay. You use Ink to do everything from fast travel to shoot your weapons to refill your own reservoir. Squids and Octos being ink-spewing sea creatures helps sell that more than bunnies or tofu ever could.
And yes, the most important aspect, is that they're really heckin' cute as well.

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good woomy

>Tfw learning how to sing Fresh Start and Color Pulse

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It's almost insane to think the gameplay concepts didn't just start out with squids. Who were the wise guys that thought bunnies playing paintball made sense? Not that games have to make sense, but when the end product is as beautifully unified as it is it helps a lot.

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Is the Inner Agent 3 boss fight THAT fucking hard???

It's looks like all you need to do is rush her.

no, a lot of people are just bad.

It's always interesting to look at concept art. There's probably a reality where the squid sisters looked like this

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Still waiting on the eventual Squid Sisters comeback wearing one of their concept art outfits.

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Her status is pretty well warranted since she has five health bars that are each double yours, an endless ink tank, pretty much unlimited specials and ALL of the fucking autobombs in the world.

but which one do you want the most?

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Digging top left

Either the top left or the top right, they look really nice.

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I rolled with a great crew during the final hours of the splatfest until we got to shellendorf and my game fucking crashed and permanently corrupted itself so I can relate to this comic.

fuck off with your callie hate

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fuck off

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Pedophile

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fuck off dude

Decided to be a hypebeast today. Changed my name to Toni Kensa, went with a full Kensa outfit and weapon, and dominated ranked and turf war for a few hours.

It was fun. Shame I can't see the reactions (good and bad) of the people I went against. It would also be cool to see who ordered my gear after the match.

based kensa chad

My heart
Pls stop

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Hey man, heard your daughter's fucking your dad. Get ready to be a brother/grandfather!

Lucky for you I have nothing else from that set.

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so how did they make a kid a squid?
did a guy fuck a squid?
i dont understand

cool joke
fuck off callie hater

squids came out of the water after we nuked ourselves to oblivion and evolved to be terrestrial.

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Make this a player hair style or give it to a new idol

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That looks so damn stupid but I love it.

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Where's my pompadour, Nintendo?

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>those squiddy tiddies
unf

Cute and perky

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Squids evolved to have bipedal forms after humans died out.

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All that's canonically said is that they evolved to live on land over the course of 10,000 years. I personally like to think that humans nuked the poles for whatever reason, turning the sea into an inhabitable wasteland that also happened to be the catalyst of their supercharged evolution. Would also explain the Salmonids being mutant psychopaths.

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That fucking sucks, you have my sympathies user

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I chalk it up to Chaos taking hold before the official results were in.
Even then, I still had fun with the game during the three days the final fest was going on, especially since the last time I played was the Werewolf vs Vampire splatfest (with a brief comeback for OE, but I still was burned out and didn't finish it). Got back into the game right before the Final Fest, managed to beat OE (including IA3) just a few hours before it began. Most fun I had with a while.
I'm gonna miss the splatfest threads Yea Forums had, those were incredibly fun. It's gonna be a long three years.

Whoever decided the cephs should wear spats is an Oracle, and the world is a better place because of it.

Well at least you got to finish the OE

To be fair, I doubt it's my save data that's corrupt, just the game data. I just haven't bothered to redownload all the update data. Not like there's much point; I had my fill of the game; it was fun, but now I move on to other games and hobbies. Like posting adorable cephs in wholesome Splatoon threads.

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Yeah, if you have the digital version I suppose you could try deleting it and redownloading