it's a switch not the fucking titanic
just dive in and grab it
Decided to sell my gaming pc and buy a Switch instead because I've been using it only for shitposting on Yea Forums and...
Benjamin Miller
Isaac Roberts
>I tripped over a goose walking along the lake and instead of holding my Switch tighter I full panic threw it (sideways) multiple meters into the deep water
Uh huh. Every elementary school in the world has a kid just like you. Why don’t you just let the greentext be kind of funny instead of insisting it’s true?
William Anderson
thats funny OP
Jaxson Foster
That goose was the universes way of telling you to stop being a faggot
Joshua Ross
>user buys PC for 1.5 grand
>realizes he didn't think about what he wanted to play
>gets scammed and sells for cheap
>goes outside to play bing bing wahoo, walking right next to a large body of water of all places
>complains afterwards
You are lolcow -tier stupid. You should apologize for being born.
Carson Wood
Hey OP look on the bright side, there's now one less faggoty swoybwoy switch console in the world.