Decided to sell my gaming pc and buy a Switch instead because I've been using it only for shitposting on Yea Forums and...

>decided to sell my gaming pc and buy a Switch instead because I've been using it only for shitposting on Yea Forums and sometimes playing minecraft
>costed me $1500 to build but managed sell it only for $500 after negotiating
>buy a Switch and few games
>finally start enjoying videogames again
>taking a walk around the lake while playing Odyssey today
>accidentally trip on a goose that just came out of water and fall down
>see my Switch land in the lake and slowly disappear beneath the surface
I'm barely holding my tears back right now, I've lost fucking everything what the fuck am I supposed to do now?? Is there any chance Nintendo warranty will cover this? I dont know what the fuck to do Yea Forums

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Fake and gay.

I knew I should have stopped reading after I realized the first line was a lie and sure enough I regret finishing.

>taking switch outside
there's the issue

Why the fuck would I lie about something like this? Fuck you Yea Forums I'm experiencing serious trauma here yet you faggots always act like cunts as usual

you have to se the good side.

got a chuckle out of this OP

>selling it for $500
Are you fucking stupid OP?

If you are serious I'm afraid reddit would be more helpful than people here. Just don't tell them you were taking a walk though, because gaming while walking is dumb.

nigga, if you managed to rescue it from the lake, you can put it on a big flask with rice and after a week there is a chance it will work like nothing has happened.

>can emulate switch on pc
>sells it
You deserve it op

I'm not jumping into some dirty ass lake that's probably filled with bird poop and some other shit

or at least the goose side

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>gaming while walking is dumb.
Isn't this the whole point of Switch? Why the fuck would nintendo make a portable console that you can't take outside?

why though?
spending a ridiculous amount on a pc and then playing nothing but indies and minecraft is where it's at

why give that up for a switch?

kill yourself

Buy more nintendo products.

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the "playing on the go" is just a retarded meme ninfags came up with to excuse their weak ass XBOX360 hardware. Why would anyone play a console outside when he can play it on the couch on a bigass TV?

formerly jumpman

Being outside is good for you, shutin incel.

wasted zeroes. nincels only ever leave their basement to take a shit, as illustrated

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People aren't really this bad with money are they?

>lie
Who says you can't lie? No proofs, nothing. Just your words that don't have any value. Shit I can come up with the same story

You didn't experienced a trauma faggot.

>let me just play while walking right next to a lake
Fucking retard

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If you managed to build PC for 1,5k, you will manage to buy new Switch.

Fake, OP is a faggot.

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My proof is lying at the bottom of the lake, faggot. Go fuck yourself.

Take a pic then you pussy ass bitch

>>taking a walk around the lake while playing Odyssey today
Shockingly, you might be retarded if you walk while playing

>accidentally trip on a goose
A goose would fucking kill you if you did that. Fake as fuck.

Pic of what, retard?

Then get James Cameron to do an expedition for you.

yeah take a pic of retard

not him but the lake the goose, anything, you fucking larper
(still a good greentext though, even if fake, it's going to make /r/Yea Forums)

This. OP, if you aren't able to identify all geese within a 75 foot radius, I'm not sure how you made it past 12 years old. Geese will fuck you up.

So you want me to go back to the lake and find the goose just to take a picture of it? How about fuck off?

"is it done?"
"yes mr president."
"good, start the preparations for phase 2."

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yes if you want anyone to believe you? don't forget writing today's date and "a bloo bloo, Yea Forums!" with a marker

Well 1 you should have parted out the pc woulda made more. 2. Why the fuck were you by water with your switch 3. Why the fuck did you throw it in just to moan about it here?

Play while your outside is its intended purpose not while walking like a fucking tard

I don't give a shit what you insensitive faggots believe, I was just asking if Nintendo warranty will cover this accident and maybe will give me a new switch

Take a pic of the Switch games cases and the stand and cables at your house.

Also, if this story was true (it isn’t, obviously) then you would have fished the console out of the lake.

No you're just looking for (you)s so here's another.
How the fuck should we know if this is covered by warranty? No one has ever been stupid enough to throw his switch in a lake before.
If you wanted to know that you would have asked Nintendo support, not Yea Forums.

I just wanted to sell the thing in one go instead of fucking around selling every component
Because it's nice and I like walking near water
I didn't fucking throw it, it flew out of my hands because that stupid fucking bird tripped me

>you would have fished the console out of the lake.
And how the fuck would I do that, genius? That lake is pretty wide and it looked deep

>serious trauma over losing something that cost $300

This is the absolute state of our civilization. Serious trauma? Grow the fuck up. People take shit too personal anymore and it leads to neets and incels shooting up public places.

You ignored when I told you to take a picture of the BotW game case, dock, and cables. Because, of course, you’re lying. And it’s really pathetic that you’re this desperate for attention, genius. FYI, most modern electronics don’t die instantly when they fall in water often you can dry them with silica beads and give them a try in a couple days.

>he doesn't have a personal submarine

Get a fucking job you prepubescent fag.

it's a switch not the fucking titanic
just dive in and grab it

>I tripped over a goose walking along the lake and instead of holding my Switch tighter I full panic threw it (sideways) multiple meters into the deep water
Uh huh. Every elementary school in the world has a kid just like you. Why don’t you just let the greentext be kind of funny instead of insisting it’s true?

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thats funny OP

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That goose was the universes way of telling you to stop being a faggot

>user buys PC for 1.5 grand
>realizes he didn't think about what he wanted to play
>gets scammed and sells for cheap
>goes outside to play bing bing wahoo, walking right next to a large body of water of all places
>complains afterwards

You are lolcow -tier stupid. You should apologize for being born.

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Hey OP look on the bright side, there's now one less faggoty swoybwoy switch console in the world.

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