unironically this holy shit
Would you get augments if you were a Deus Ex, Yea Forums?
I'd get something to fix my homosexuality I guess
>augment my anus so when I shit I don't have to wipe
The horse anus is a marvel of evolutionary biology
Digestive system implant so i can finally drink mil without fucking killing myself with diarrhea
I'm sorry for your loss
>unairgaping your brain
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>get implant
>think wrongthink
>implant deactivates
I would never get a brain implant, no. Not unless it was made out of biological material, that is.
Yes
I'd upgrade my shitty brain and get prosthetics everywhere possible. I want to be more machine than man. I want to be able to crush a watermelon between my thighs and bend rebar at a 90° angle with my bare fingers.
>B-BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HUMAN SPIRIT
Fuck off you tree hugging shill. You can talk to me about your fucking spirit when you are dying from organ failure and I am laughing over your limp body with my automated lungs and permanently pumping heart. I will live untill it's possible to bring the dead back to life and when I can i will bring you back from the grave and laugh at your mummified body while I still look as fresh as a grape. Immortality will be yours if you simply accept the superiority of steel my friend.