Good evening Yea Forums my name is Rick Masters. I'm a budding game dev and need a small seed donation of 50,000 to get my studio up off the ground. I've attatched an image of myself to give you an idea of the professionalism you can expect to work with. I'm most interested in creating what I would describe as art games. I have a few pieces of concept art I'll attatch in my next posts momentarilly.
Help out a game dev
Isaac Hughes
Jack Sanchez
My coworkers and I are working out of our dorm room right now at Santa Cruz state. We use our dorm room as an impromtu thinktank to brain storm ideas. This is our most promising concept right now. A modernized take on a familiar face, Sonic the Hedgehog.
Noah Hill
We have a digital artist on our team who has been hard at work coloring. We have many microtransactions in mind, where you can download a sonic of your choice. We cant copete with the AAA studios graphics so are going for a more unconventional avant garde approach with hand drawn visuals.
Zachary Green
I realize that 50,000 seems like a lot of money. Im one of you, so I get it. But if we all pool together I think we can accomplish it. You may be asking "whats in it for me" and my answer is that I also want to bring your dream games to fruition as well. I think our sonic game can do that and be something everyone will enjoy regardless of age gender or ethnicity. -Rick Masters
Gabriel King
where can i sign up for this
Christopher Ortiz
The fuck is this
Jack Sanchez
Is this satire from something
Brayden Murphy
toasting in ebin bread etc
Thomas Cook
just bee yourself
Hudson King
Were all gonna make it one day, OP
Hudson Powell
Hello Rick Masters. I am Johm Romero, best known as co-founder of id Software, and creator of incredible games such as Doom, Daikatana, and of course, Sigil. I was browsing Yea Forums like I do every day when I stumbled upon your thread, and let me tell you, I think you've got something going here.
I'd like to make you an offer. I will take care of the funding for this particular project, and in return you will allow me to have some creative control over it. I think this game has a lot of potential, and I feel like if we put my amazing game design skills and your incredible... looks together, we can create something truly revolutionary.
I'm looking forward to working with you.
-John Romero
Jacob Brown
yeah I just wrote it to make people laugh
Ethan Edwards
Ahaha. Yes, that is quite funny, Mr. Masters. What an amazing joke.
Listen here, kid. You don't fuck with John Romero. I'll MAKE you to become a game designer if I have to. This deal will go through, and the project will be finished. You have no way out of this one, Mr. Rick Masters, if it is even your real name.
No fraud will make fun of me, John Romero, in front of a Taiwnese basket weaving imageboard.
-John Romero, the man who knows honor
Asher Young
I'm sorry I'll do whatever you want. I can tell from your masterful writing youre a master of storytelling, Mr. Romero.
Mason Jackson
Hi Rick.
I'm Andrew Wilson, CEO of Electronic Arts. Sounds like you have some interesting ideas. Have you thought about monetization yet? Our company has developed several models to help maximize your profit margin. We would love to invite you over to our office to have a discussion if you are interested?
Kind Regards,
Andrew Wilson
Isaac Ross
Hmm. Bootlicking won't get you too far, but I suppose I can accept your apology.
In this very moment, my lawyers are delivering a contract to the location that belongs to the IP adress you're posting from. I have been told high grade tech was used for this purpose, as well as some bribe money because apparently that's illegal.
You are to go over the contract along with my lawyers and sign it. You have to sign it, because I'm John Fucking Romero, and I'm going to make you my bitch.
Once the contract is signed and the deal is officially sealed, we can begin working on this Doom WA- I mean, this game.
Do not disappoint me.
-John Romero, who is better than Andrew Willy-son, and has a bigger willy than him
Oliver Miller
sent ;)
Parker Martin
We can do a doom WAD if thats what you want sor. I think the grahics could translate well into your engine. We can make it a total conversion, boss.
Tyler Brooks
Im sorry boss but Romero has convinced me that I dont have any other choice but to work with him. That being said- Im a big fan of your handling of the Star Wars Battlefront series and its content, and hope we have to chance to work again some day.
Xavier Clark
Y-you must be mistaken, Mr. Masters, for I have never said anything about a Doom WAD... yet...
-John Romero
Luke Mitchell
Sent