Help out a game dev

Good evening Yea Forums my name is Rick Masters. I'm a budding game dev and need a small seed donation of 50,000 to get my studio up off the ground. I've attatched an image of myself to give you an idea of the professionalism you can expect to work with. I'm most interested in creating what I would describe as art games. I have a few pieces of concept art I'll attatch in my next posts momentarilly.

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My coworkers and I are working out of our dorm room right now at Santa Cruz state. We use our dorm room as an impromtu thinktank to brain storm ideas. This is our most promising concept right now. A modernized take on a familiar face, Sonic the Hedgehog.

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We have a digital artist on our team who has been hard at work coloring. We have many microtransactions in mind, where you can download a sonic of your choice. We cant copete with the AAA studios graphics so are going for a more unconventional avant garde approach with hand drawn visuals.

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I realize that 50,000 seems like a lot of money. Im one of you, so I get it. But if we all pool together I think we can accomplish it. You may be asking "whats in it for me" and my answer is that I also want to bring your dream games to fruition as well. I think our sonic game can do that and be something everyone will enjoy regardless of age gender or ethnicity. -Rick Masters

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where can i sign up for this

The fuck is this

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Is this satire from something

toasting in ebin bread etc

just bee yourself

Were all gonna make it one day, OP