>*summons for magic broom* >*autoflies to quest marker* >*wizard vision activates* >"Mhmm...victim's face frozen in fear... a Dementor™, gotta be" >"Come on, broom" >*autoflies to the next quest marker* >*Slytherins in Dementor™ costumes appear* >"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' GRYFFINDOR IT IS! GET "EM" >"What now you mudblood" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire with Incendio and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic Flippendo and knocks guy off of a cliff* >"Mhmm... Slytherins™ pretending to be Dementors™... better tell Dumbledore about this" >"Come on, broom" >*autoflies back to Hogwarts* >"DID YOU FIND OUT ABOUT THOSE DEMENTOR ATTACKS?" >"Just some buggered Slytherins posing as Dementors™, here's proof" *shows wands* >"WELL DONE, WELL DONE INDEED. HOWEVER...." >"Demented!" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH >10 house points received
>dials number for neon car >autodrives on road to quest marker >Scanner vision activates >"Mhmm...giant slash marks all over the victim...a Android™, gotta be >"Come on K2000" >Boosters™ in Android costume appear >"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKING NETRUNNA' IT IS! GET 'EM!" >"Shit you stink" PERTURBATOR STARTS PLAYING *sets guy on fire with your cybernetics and they stumble and recover immediatly, does a cinematic slash with your robot chainsaw and cut guys in half" >Mhmm...Punks™, pretending to be Androids...better tell the Mega-Corporation head about this >"Come on K2000" >autodrives on roads back to higher districts >OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT NETRUNNA', WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT? >"Just some bastards posing as Androids™, here's proof shows hologram >OY SCHWAY, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE CORPORATION CHIPPED IN" >"Electric Dreams"Completed BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP >10 Credits received
Kevin James
Is there a rdr2 edit?
Parker Hill
>*whistles for non-magic horse* >autoruns on road to quest marker >*cowboy curtis vision activates* >"Mhmm....partner's got giant slash marks all over himself....a Mexican™, I reckon." >"Come on, Buck" >*follows revolver* >guys in Sherrif™ costumes appear >"EY YOU GRINGO, IT'S A GOD DAMN OUTLAW! GET "EM BOYS!" >"You stink, partner" THE ONLY COMPASSSS THAT I NEEEEEEEED *shoot guys and they trip for 3 minutes, does a cinematic dead eye and blow them in half" >"Mhmm....Mexicans™ pretending to be the Law™......better hollar at the camp about this" >"Giddyup, Buck" >*autoruns on road back to camp* >"AY PARTNER, ANY NEWS?" >"Just some rascals posing as Sherrifs™, here's proof *shows deceased hogtied Mexican*" >"WELL I'LL BE DAMNED, HERE'S YA COIN DA WHOLE DARN CAMP PINCHED IN" >"Marauders in Mexico" Complete OHHHH BURY ME NOOOOOOOOT ON THE LONE PRAARRRRIEEEEEE >10 pesos received
>whistles for magic horse >autoruns to quest objective >"Misthios, soldiers, they have stolen my most treasured sword! You have to get it back!" >Hint: The soldiers are in the northwest part of Hercules' Anus at the Fallen Trees Camp >"Hela, hela!" >plays i-spy with yellow circle >looking through dense foilage - "Ah, there it is!" >try to assassinate but only take away half of health - entire camp alerted BUM BUMBUM BUMDELEDOOO >kill soldier - +50 XP -10 NATION STABILITY A BOUNTY HUNTER IS TRACKING YOU THE NATION LEADER IS VULNERABLE >spend 5 minutes whittling down base leader >pick up equipment that'll be outdated in 10 minutes >autorun back to questgiver >choices: give back the sword or keep it for yourself
Liam Davis
zoom zoom
Kayden Flores
that's the netflix adaptation writers you absolute fucking idiot
Charles Wright
>FREE extra content Sheeple go BAAAAAA
Carter Richardson
Only thing that kinda sucks about it is that Roach warps wherever you are when you whistle, and free fast travel.
