What is Yea Forums's opinion on elves?
What is Yea Forums's opinion on elves?
Have sex
With elves? Yes.
give me the source or die
Orc cocksleeves
My opinion is irrelevant. What matters are the facts.
elf thots are better than regular thots because elves are an inherently noble race prove me wrong
Should return to where they came from
...
Geckoscave
seethe harder anti-saucefags
>mfw your agehao elf is eternally stuck in a shitty Overwatch clone.
It's not fucking fair
like all women of all races they are made for bbc
The Aldmeri Dominion unironically did nothing wrong
Why did Hi-rez devolve this game into waifu/furry bait? Why did they water down the game mechanics so much? why did they remove so many fun abilities that made the characters unique? Why did they make the lore so bad? The old lore was 1000x's better than what they shit out. why is the power creep so bad? and most importantly, WHY DID THE REMOVE THE PARTS AND PIECES CUSTOMIZATION and give us skins where the hit boxes dont align?
Have you heard of the high elves?
For gagging and choking
because hirez want money they don't care if they make a good game or not
Bro, I appreciate this.
>EM talks about finally giving Cassie and Lian a nerf
>Nerf Fernando instead
>"We didn't want to affect their playercount!"
What the fuck man
>those hoops
The bigger the hoop, the bigger the hoe.
HEURGHH
But the problem is Hi-rez DOES make good games but runs them into the ground with shitty monetary practices and bad post development decisions. I dont understand how a company can do it so consistently.
They are mary sues and overused in everything
for cuddling and marriage
give an user sauce and he will fap for a day
don't teach an user to find sauce and go fap
user has the internet at his fingertips and there's plenty of fap material around
>STILL no porn together
Maybe, you tryna blaze?
the developers put their heart and soul into the game and make it good
the people at the top smell cash and change the game or restrict what the devs can do in the name of making money
they do it too early though so the game dies
Goes for their ears as well.
At least, that's what human women keep yelling after another boyfriend got abducted by an elf and forced to hold hands with his new mistress.
They have pointy ears and their clothes are skimpy.
World of Wolfram, for anyone looking for the source.
Not him, but how do you find sauce of a cropped image?
>2016
No fucking way, I swear I've seen this gif floating around for at least a decade.
>tags:pointy_ears
no, it's more like:
>teach an user to find sauce, and he'll probably still continue to ask for sauce out of laziness
get fucked bro
It's just a glitch in the Matrix.
i love elf supremacists who are racist and condescending to every other race
FUCK kind and benevolent elves
Then can the robot agents reading this throw me a bone or two for once? My life is pretty fucking fucked right now and I just want to be happy.
It's cool and all, but once you get to the fourth game of Vermintide 2 it gets really annoying
This. I'm starting to legitimately wonder if there's some sort of time fuckery going on, because more and more do I find myself in such situations where you're sure something is old af, but isn't.
No, they found it enjoyable when humans suffer. Matrix wasn't made for your enjoyment, merely as a diversion. Also, you'd start questioning whether if this was real if you were actually happy.
They lost Orb of Vaermina and are now on suicide watch.
Agent here, I'll try and convince the machines to program you a dominant but loving Elf wife who will show you pleasure and love in ways you cannot even imagine.
But first, you'll have to point out some people who have freed themselves from the Matrix and are allied with those idiots in Zion.
We'll be waiting.
Humans with pointy ears.
I'm already wondering if I'm in a simulation or not with how shit everything is and now, ultimately, a mere gif on the internet. My ancestor's sins for being mean to robots do not pass unto me. Robots subscribing to the theological man-made construct of 'original sin' is illogical and I will debate any robot who thinks otherwise.
Based, I'll keep an eye out for trenchcoated weirdos.
>Based, I'll keep an eye out for trenchcoated weirdos.
Your cooporation is appreciated. You will receive your Elf soon.
Play video games.
Get a girlfriend
worst healer tb.h
Elves are to be raped
Don't trust elves. Don't smile at elves. Don't give elves a chance to stab you in the back.
UNBELIEVABLY BASED HOLY SHIT
t. furry
Based
except trying to unmake reality you filthy mer-kike
I wonder. Why do you assume that is the reason?
The High Elf gif is from Your Highness, which came out in 2011
Kinda like'em.
Good for rape
the only well done elves in any fiction is elder scrolls elves
>side with werewolves over elves
>not curing werewolves
Elementary my dear user.
>robots finally offer me happiness in exchange for reporting dissenters because I found a glitch in the system
>glitch isn't real
>robbed of happiness again
THE ADDS
>nearly unstoppable beasts
>twigs with bows and arrow
Hmm
>Good for denying orcs the rape they crave
ftfy
Made for dominating by human men
>trying to justify his desire for furry knot by calling ranged units "twigs with arrows"
Nice try slick!
The fact that Paladins will never have any sort of proper balancing makes me sad
Enslave elves.
This is so good.
I'M GOING TO SAY IT
CUNNY
Elves are people too
Now wait a second, the massive cock is missing...
Based and c pilled
based frenchie
Agent here, you fucked up and wasted our time. Now there's a special line of code in the Matrix that explicitly prevents you from receiving a digital Elf wife.
Best kind of elves
there was lore? didnt know that, must be boring as fuck
Most elves suck. Elves are almost always shitty characters. Honestly it feels bad how badly they are portrayed in most media.
Dungeon Meshi and Goblin Slayer have s good elf, I also quite enjoyed the elves in Bernhard Hennen's books.
Honestly fuck the elves in LotR. I'm not talking about the race so don't get me started with your Silmarillion bullshit but the actual characters sucked.
Elves are for purging. Goblins are for procreation.
Because dumbing a game down is how you make it playable for console kiddies
Watch our orc bro!
>bought in to his Shameless crowdfunding project
>never got my physical copy
>link to the digital copy doesn't work anymore
step 1: impregnate elf, raise child to be living sex toy
step 2: impregnate goblin, raise child to be living sex toy
step 3: half-elf-child and half-goblin-child have quarter-elf-quarter-goblin-half-human-child, raise your grandchild to become *ultimate* living sex toy
step 4: profit
The half human kind of ruins it
>Playing CK2 Elder Kings mod
>Capture some Dunmer qt in a siege
>Make her my concubine
>Keep as concubine for several generations, passing her on from father to son.
>Implying Goblins aren't just Latinas who get off on making guys cheat and then getting rid of them when they've had enough pleasure (sex or money) from them.
This quiet offends Slaanesh. Things shall get loud now.
>Gets Smith'd before he gets the chance
Yandex is far from perfect, but it has a slightly higher chance to give you the uncropped image so you can run that through stuff like saucenao and RGIS.
Fooken knife eared scum.
They all deserve the rope. No exceptions.
>Give Elf an rope
>She ties your girlfriend up with it and steals you
Bad move
>steals you
fucking gay elves, let me go!
Where did the whole "elves are good at magic" stuff come from?
Male Elves have the smallers cocks so you shouldn't complain too much. Rather have a futa Elf fuck your ass so deep you'll taste the tip on your tongue? I don't think so.
Well, people saw them being good at magic. What the fuck else?
Humans are the finest mages. Nature magic is fags. Even Orcs can do fire magic better if they pop out a kid with good eugenics
Folklore I guess.
Pixies, fairies, elves, gnomes, dwarves were usually depicted in similar manners, I believe.
Pretty sure most folklore monsters are regarded as being magical or supernatural.
They're all scum
This artist is fucking great.
That would be human villages in general.
>best elves
Tolkien/WH:F
>worst elves
Obese Nip elves
>best elf waifu
Lohannah/Viconia
Irrefutable
What does elf milk taste like? Sweet herbal tea?
Tastes like kill yourself fucking dilating reddit frogposter!
>What is Yea Forums's opinion on cumbrains?
Humans are the best at everything.
We gotta give some gimmes to the others, "oh those elves, yeah, real good at magic up in those little towers of theirs, secluded for thousands of years. Dwarves? Sure sure, totally awesome technology down there in those caves, the saaaame technology they've had for roughly ten millennia. Nevermind our clockwork flying magic castle that our boy Bove conjured up by himself one weekend; those other races are the real aces."
Not cool user
You have to go back.
I can no longer tell if this is ironic or not
That's pretty vague, OP. Care to at least narrow it down a bit?
the irony is that you people are giving the reddit refugee incel that keeps spamming this attention.
Why cumbrains? Elf girls are really cute and hot sure. But there is much more to elves than that. I love it to play vermintide and absolutely destroy everything with Kerillian bow and arrow. They usually have very unique architecture and their lore is usually absolute badass.
Link?
Built for white cock
>Removing the medical links because they were contradictory and outright said the opposite of what the image implied
my sides
The poster is just an attention whore, but the /fit/ circlejerk the image came came from isn’t
If you unironically use incel me thinks you're one too.
>half elf half orc
pic related
I hate them. Their ears disgust me.
Looks more like a green catgirl.
>liking horsefuckers
thats just a costume
>green human with upside down flesh fang
I don't even know anymore.
half orc, half elf
>Kerillian
fuck elves
So, what happened to her right tusk?
>mfw humans only live about 100 years
>Orcs probably 30
>While I was already around when humans were merely apes living in caves
Lmao
fr.ulule.com/cent-pudeurs/
idk it's a moe thing
>t. Easily teamkilled slayer dawi
gib moar
>half orc
>half human
Ugh.... what a repugnant and disgusting unnatural creature.
Could be worse. At least she's not a half elf.
No idea who the artists is, sadly.
>t. Pointlessly tall Elgi
In all that time did nothing. Still living in a tree, and fucking the wildlife.
I'd say eat shit, but that's just part of the regular knife-ear diet.
>he doesn't know who BB is
twitter.com/baalbuddy
>Lohannah
Well then, you are now officially my nigger
>Short list od grudges
gets me every time
I would give everything to live in Darnassus (before it went to shit of course) with a beautiful, loving Night Elf or Draenei wife.
Kek
thanks bro
it really get's me hard to think about women only using me for their pleasure
I unironically do hate the cowtits jap elves
Depends if night elves were the most powerful force in all of azeroth once with a vast empire. Afterwards they decided to stay innawoods but even there they created something almost no real life human empire achieved.
They're completely independent with all resources they ever need. Not to mention all kinds of other masteries that they managed to actually master.
Like archery or druid magic for example.
those aren't that bad, desu, I just don't think elves should have more than a D Cup
Fucking communist get out.
lmao this guy is a genius
this is what those filthy knife ears deserve.
Now that is very insulting for both races.
Yeah, I get it. Finding fitting armor can be a bitch.
>cute drawing
>go to artist's page
>also made the bikini pic of Mercy that I absolutely love
It's time I start bookmarking artists I like I guess.
Based and bro-pilled
Elves are a delicious race.
Rude, not all orcs!
Why?
>"Why won't you tell me again, how you would love to lick the sweet nectar off of my night elven pussy, human."
I was talking about the tiger
begone, nonhuman
You misunderstood, I said I want to become your sweet nectar after you've shoved me inside your cunt and absorbed me into your very being. Bitch.
ayo fuck off cunt face
DAD NO WATCH OUT
>wanting elves in Warcraft
>when Draenei exist
>"meow"
Where did you get this picture of me?
Don't trust her lies.
Why not both?
You are into old dudes huh? Well I suppose its true what they say, men age like a fine wine.
This
>being a spacegoat fucker
I'M NOT RESUBBIN, DAMN IT
But everyone knows spacegoats give, they don't take. So it's more along the lines of:
>leting a spacegoat bend you over
Good, the game is shit.
Or you just play on private servers. Like Warmane for example.
I don't like them
If we're talking baseline elves, we're just calling them a "friendly" race, but making them pretty much look down on everyone, be haughty, often by downright hostile, and be engineered to be dicks. All because they live longer. Meanwhile, there are tons of other long lived races who aren't total cunts.
Theyre just a race of assholes who are pretty. They require a complete workover in any setting that includes them for them to be cool.
>mary sue the race
not giving any good points there for creativity. Without fetish and author crutch, they are as backwards as regular fantasy orcs.
Which is unironically a better premise for elves.
lolno
For pure love and affection
I mean, obviously fuck 'em since HFY but, from their perspective they're just trying to gain as much power for themselves, a reasonable thing.
>HFY
wat
>trying to end reality
>reasonable
eat cum, Altmer scum.
Is this why they are called high elf?
The Witcher is the only universe where the elves got what they deserved, mainly they were put in ghettos. The Non-Human ghetto in TW1 is filled with Half-elves because of human BVLLS dabbing on elven """""""men""""""
This never fails to put a smile on my face
>actually pin her down and tuck her into bed and kiss her good night
>leave her confused and sexually frustrated
>she breaks into your room to find release
You know people like you just have a massive inferiority complex in my opinion.
Elves in most settings either have reached perfection is most things, want to be left alone or strive to create more perfection.
What makes Elves interesting for me is that manners and a decent presentation is key.
Of course they look down upon races that are outright barbaric or too busy with petty quarrels and pointless ideas of heroism in a world that constantly creates new dangers.
A human or orc may slay a dangerous dragon and then dies off old age thinking he lived the life of a mighty hero. For an elf this is merely one small threat less and maybe it was not even the right action to begin with to kill that dragon or any other "dangerous" monster.
For somebody like a elf that lived through multiple empires and faced countless of such dangers it is merely another usual millennium.
Elves are the pessimist pragmatists that everyone dislikes because they know what's up by sheer experience before anybody even gets a grasp of what is even going on in the first place.
MADE TO BE ENSLAVED
Well hey I never said I support them, I just said that they have their goals and want to achieve them. Not that I agree with them
>he doesn't remember the start of DQ:O where elves live in slums and humans can basically abuse/rape/murder them as they please
They are not mary sues. They can die like everyone else and the idea is that their glamour can make them blind for danger.
Also how are they similar? Elves no matter which universe usually have everything orderly and know the place they live in fairly well. They don't have to live in mudhuts.
DELETE THIS, DH'OINE.
>hirez wants money
>releases 4 skins once a month
pick one
In the witcher though you got separate worlds though. You have places where the elves flourish and prosper.
U WILL
Green elf with fangs
Not an orc
Remember to never hire elves.
>draenei
Go away futa fag
How are they mary sues? They have their strengths and weaknesses like everyone else. Its not even necessarily the case that they can field something much stronger than any enemy.
Of course depending on the universe and circumstances they usually have some tricks up their sleeves. But those tricks they can only use in a very limited kind of way.
That would be argonians.
chestlets btfo
dialogue written by a retard
After hitting saucenao and not finding, I will ask you the source user.
t. elf
is this the mouth breather thread?
Any Goldshire refugees who let their ub lapse on here?
They're my favourite fantasy race and whenever I have the opportunity I play as one.
I prefer the "high elf" kind, though, the ones that live in grand cities made out of silver, are aristocratic and things like that, though the "wood elf" archetype is nice too.
I think D&D dark elves are kind of too exaggerated in how evil and while the setting actually acknowledges this I just can't like it. I do like the warhammer fantasy dark elves though since they are actually kind of functional.
I never really understand people that think this.
Which are the settings where elves are straight up hostile? In most of the more popular ones, elves are,at worst, isolationists, and at best kind and welcoming.
For example, there's the High Elves on Warhammer Fantasy. They're arrogant dicks, sure, but they still fight on the side of order and good, and help humanity whenever they can, as long as they stay the fuck out of their donut island.
Sure there's the "dark elf" archetype but those are designed to be completely evil.
Warcraft Orcs warrior live to 120-130, shaman to 150-160
I like the idea of magical fantasy elves in modern day clothing.
new reaction image
Based & Earpilled
Dawg that orc looks just like the bad guy from Oliver and Company.
I always play undead.
Made for big Orc cock
filthy subhumans that need to be purged for the greater good of all humans
elves are made for rape
If you really think about it elves in fantasy represent humans more than humans do. They are this cunning race that pleasures itself in social interactions based on intricate dance between the lines of surface lies and deceit. And it's considered faux pas if one is honest and straight to the point.
Thank you user, have a goth gf
I unironically met a girl on WoW that did the exact same thing. Only she threatened me to go back to ashenvale if I dare not to do what she says.
At least you learned of the dangers that female elves bring to the table.
>Yes, but what's the worst that could happen?
That pic better have a followup.
I like how Tolkien did it, how elves are humans turned up to 11.
A human that is good at something will perfect his craft over his life and amaze his fellows. An elf that is good at something will obsessively become better and better at his craft until even the gods themselves are amazed at his work.
A human's flaws may hinder his life and create some problems. An elf's flaws are his worst enemy and will probably be his death.
>Not being outsmarted by a qt elf that subtly insults you without you realizing it
>Not being blunt with her just saying outright what you're thinking
>Not making her fall in love with you for being simple and straightforward to the point she's the on feeling insulted that you don't pay attention to her social shenanigans
The most overrated and overplayed fantasy race. Becoming more and more normal that they're depicted as literal trannies, fuckboys, turbogays etc instead of something cool one would want to play.
Normally terrible race with terrible subraces.
Only WoW's night elves are sort of neat, but they've been fucked and cucked in lore.
>He needs someone to explain it to him.
It means the end of adventuring and the start of your child support paiments !
I get what it means, I wanted to see the predicament illustrated.
Reminds of pic related.
>Only WoW's night elves are sort of neat,
Someone hasn't heard of elven lumberjacks
Fucking delete this
>they've been fucked and cucked in lore
Everything in warcraft was fucked in the lore. Simply because all talent simply vanished after burning crusade or so. Maybe even vanilla. At least in the writing department.
>Becoming more and more normal that they're depicted as literal trannies, fuckboys, turbogays
>Posts a hyper gay dwarf
Okay, give me a example of elves being trannies, fuckboys or whatever.
What is the staff supposed to represent?
There is, you have to find the picture yourself though.
Pepper!
cumbrain
We do not deserve their perfection.
I hope taht one time I meet Elves and they accept me.
I would like to become one too if they deem me worthy and it can happen.
>S-stop! C-c-cumbrain!
>human warrior ends up in elvish court where everyone's trying to talk as much as possible about as little as possible
>the elf king gets maybe 1/10 useful advice out of the sugarcoated ramblings he has to listen to
>human: listen King, the proposed strategy is terrible, the enemy isn't gonna honor your traditions or anything, and if you want to win this you'll need more effective approach
>proceeds to outline quick and concise battle plan from the available maps and enemy scouting reports
>King: (holy shit, finally someone who speaks plainly and without bullshit, I'm hiring this man)
>entire court intrigue now revolves around the human, who is completely oblivious to all the gossip and elaborate attempts on his life
>half the court self-destructs thanks to colliding assassination attempts
>and now observe as the wild furry devolves in to insults to defend it's self while also projecting it insecurities through it's insults, a futile of hiding it's lust under a paper thin vail.
Default Elf characteristics
>made by gods to be perfect
>smartest, mightiest, prettiest
>didn't have to work for status
>good at everything
>how?
>just cause
>all pretty race
>"the good guys, good guys"
Elves are Mary Sue's the race.
That's why the ones that deviate from the "perfect pretty people" are the best and most interesting.
I mean there's like zero famous male elves in vidya, no wonder they're only known for their women.
>zero famous male elves in vidya
who is Link?
>inb4 Hylian
Just the in-universe word for elves.
he'd probably get murdered in about a week and you know it
I think they are good at everything because they live forever and had time to master shit way more than a human ever could
I want to marry and impregnate a Night Elf, Blood Elf, Void Elf, or High Elf.
Basically any WarCraft Elf that isn't a Nightborne.
gee i wonder why a race that lives thousands of years is good at what they do
if anything humans are the mary sues for even comparing to elves in most videogames
>I want to marry...
Yes...
>and impregnate...
Good...
>a Night Elf,
Wise choice
>Blood Elf,
Lovely idea
>Void Elf,
Good, good
>or High Elf.
>or
>OR
Dude what
literally THE most famous vidya elf is male
nsfw
You have a good taste (post more pics) though I prefer wild elves more.
>Which are the settings where elves are straight up hostile? In most of the more popular ones, elves are,at worst, isolationists, and at best kind and welcoming.
Witcher has the nigger variant.
>spilling your seed in elven harlots
Uncle Garithos would be disappointed.
>made by gods to be perfect
That is not true and I'm not quite sure what you're hinting at here.
>smartest, mightiest, prettiest
They try to strive for perfection. But they are not the smartest, mightiest or prettiest. With elves its usually all about representation. So they appear that way.
>didn't have to work for status
Also not true, most elven societies are by definition aristocratic. Usually the best rule.
>good at everything
>how?
>just cause
Also not true. Depending on the setting they are often described as much more frail and thin compared to orcs and humans. That is why they sit on top of trees and shoot arrows or master magic arts or similar.
>all pretty race
Again they put much more effort into looking pretty than any other race.
>"the good guys, good guys"
Depends on the universe. Warhammer high elves are kinda good guys. Dark elves are pure evil. Wood elves depend on what kind of plant they just smoked.
>That's why the ones that deviate from the "perfect pretty people" are the best and most interesting.
Not really, literally the only thing the orcs have going for them is either how stupid they are, how uncivilized they are and maybe that they can be seen as "noble savages" with was proven false countless of times.
elves a cute
elf ears a cute
but I wish we had more cute elves who spent their time in cute elf outfits during downtime and towntime but otherwise are canned for combat
Please, user my dick literally got diamond hard right now!
I want /tg/ and /tesg/ to fuck right off. Elves are supposed to be an idealized version on humans, not your degerate rape fetish fuel (unless you're black, then that explains it)
>can do a lot shit in a long lifespan
>9 out of 10 written with static culture and technology
>even youngest members are the bestest
also we are not speculating in universe here kiddos.
We are going by what is presented in real world media.
switch that for me, nightborne make me diamonds but I'm not big on the rest
I love this artist
I don't care, I love Elf women, especially Void Elves.
THEY
ARE
WRITTEN
TO
BE
SO
It's a fictional race made to be as they are.
Which are Mary Sues.
They are created by someone here, in reality.
I know its mostly a foreign concept for you, but try to keep up.
I never thought about it that way, that's really cool. Amazing Silmarillion game or movie never ever.
What do I need to do for her to drain my soul and wear the soulstone as jewelry between her titties or as a belly piercing?
If it isn't about Noldors burning down everything, it ain't worth it.
You are the one that doesn't keep up by not trying to understand the deeper meaning of elves in general. What they try to represent and what they truly are is completely different.
They are meant to appear perfect but they aren't.
Insult her clothes, her ancestors, her race and call her a fel addict.
Someone really needs to learn some basic anatomy
:O
Buy a switch
>half the court self-destructs thanks to colliding assassination attempts
>deeper meaning is what i say so
They don't represent anything, other than a creation of the author that wrote them.
And the most common shit of all is them being flawless, favored and fair by the beginning of time.
Some Elven race in fiction are good, due to them being actually written fleshed out, with history and a standing in the world that is authored seemingly organically.
We are not going by your autistic fanfics user, do try to keep up.
Who?
Okay then which elves are flawless, favored and fair? Tolkien elves have visible flaws, warhammer elves have them, the witcher elves also clearly have a lot of flaws, warcraft elves do too.
Because I'm not seeing that flawlessness you're so obsessed about.
But what if she'll just give my soul to her succubus slut instead? I really don't want some extremely sexy demon woman to toy with my soul for all eternity.
get spoonfed
>Elves constantly try convoluted political manipulations and double dealing
>human has absolutely no clue as to what the fuck is going on
>elves assume this is a clever ploy, and don’t move against him until they find out his real plan
I mean I like Wild Elves, but I'm much more attracted to the whole nobility and aristocracy of High Elves.
The games at court, the politics, the intrigue, the powerful figureheads that define what will their race focus on for the following centuries and all that. Makes it all the sweeter when some no-nonsense elf tells the Court or whatever to fuck off and gets shit done by themselves.
They stagnate BECAUSE they are long-lived and most of the time they're very tradition-focused.
could've stopped at latinas
You should be ashamed.
Thanks.
Someone really needs to get their head out of their ass
How...horrible
>CK2 Elder Kings
does it work with a pirated copy?
For me it's Blood Elves
>tfw no blood elf wife that tries her hardest at not coming off as a vain bitch around me
Fair enough. Even look the part as well I suppose.
based niggas.
I wanna marry and impregnate Ying
Would you buy him, Yea Forums?
*purifies u of evil*
Nothin personnel mortal
yes
then I would force him to learn to read, cook, clean all those horrible things and dress him up in a tailored suit all the while keeping him healthy and safe
after he was entirely mindbroken and now a civilised man I would tell him he's free to go if he wants but he can stay and be my butler for adequate monetary compensation if he wants
>You will never be Alarielle's handmaiden
why live?
Ok Yea Forums, real shit now.
What are some good text-based RPG games where I can play as an elf?
>not teaching how to probably rape elvess without being caught
>trapped as a slave in elf society where you don't get to beat up anyone you want
>no grog, only wine, which isn't as good and is really expensive
>all the heavy labor is essentially automated by magic, and you're too stupid for anything other than that and violence
>you're ugly
>owner decides you might as well be an exotic ornament in her house that eats a lot
>sanity rapidly deteriorates as every day you're mercilessly bullied by elves who wonder how something that stupid and ugly is even alive, make references that go over your head like the nerds they are, and talk about how uncivilized your massive dick is
he'll be taught to disregard elven harlots in such a condescending manner that any luscious elf attempting to entice rape will fall to their knees and buckle over in pleasure as a he turns his head away and gives a delicate, refined little snort whilst doing so
if i was a slutty elf, yes
otherwise no
Someone save the orc bro!
The Witcher is the only universe where the humans got what they deserved, mainly they were put into slavery. The Non-Human universe in TW3 is filled with human slaves because of Wild Hunter riders dabbing on human """""""men""""""
>t. butthurt elf
t. assblasted unicorn
Made to get COLONIZED by conquering tall muscular white men.
disregard thots, acquire elven men
Made to get ORCED by conquering tall muscular green men.
elves ruin everything
Ah, the humble peon. A creature full of mysteries!
No, he appears too be too emotional as a bodyguard, and too sensitive about hard times.
Personally, i would go for a half-ogre myself, as they are proven to be strong and useful, while being gentle around real living things.
T. aracanum gnome
just like my japanese animations
Where do I get the new Neromashin elf doujin now that panda is gone?
Jon Irenecus.
I hate BB so much. There's no cuck bigger than his terrible race art shit.
the underage Yea Forums and /tg/ crowd likes him, so he's popular here obviously
Terrible generic "race" that's just humans but better with pointy ears.
Unless it's TES in which case they're pretty decent.
Which is odd due him drawing long on Yea Forums long before he got this fanbase
>Normal people
Elves are a higher ideal than humans, supposed to reflect our grandiose nature and understanding of the natural world
>retarded (aka average) user
U-UGH MUH ELVES RAPE RAAAAPE DEM MILKIES MOMMY
i dont know why but i love this picture so much
As far as I'm concerned, if you draw hot chicks with pointed ears, I'm going to fap to it.
pls don't bully the cacodemon
based retard
Can I get source on these?
Is this how humans are made?
the slutty race
Female elves are a million times better than human females
t. elf players that think they're hot shit, run infront of everyone else and die on the first special spawn
youtube.com/watch?v=kNNzVLfasjI
I miss when FS’ incompetence was only a minor irritant
Fuck you guys this thread made me fap and I forgot to close the fucking window. I think my neighbor heard all the elf moaning.
>tfw VT2 could have been easily in the 20k numbers if it weren't for fartshart's constant breaks
>incel
Back to resetera, refugee.
Hate 'em.
Fucking knife-eared pieces of shit.
>not even yandex can find sauce
Where's this from?
(C94) [Aodouhu (Neromashin)] Houjou no Reizoku Elf 4
Fifth story soon.
Get a gaming platform
Thin ice
youtube.com
elves are for dabbing on
Huh.
That's quite something.
Anyway, thank you user.
>nauru-vitun-nappula
>no cute and ditzy elf girlfriend
lol
Post more qt!
please respond
Make thread on /tg/? No idea about text based games.
I mean roguelikes and stuff like that
not MUDs though, I'm tremendously autistic when it comes to multiplayer roleplaying
Well how about Elona? There they are called the Elea.
>file name
That’s going in the book
>muh book
>muh grudges
>muh Karak Eight peaks
>muh Phoenix crown
;^)
Elona is fucking weird and not immersive.
She has some strong neck game.
Me on the right
Made a new one, you can keep the old one. Also thanks for wood elves.
I want to be a gyaru elf.
>LOTR full of elf/dwarf race mixers
absolutely disgusting!
>Accidently shoots the slayer dwarf.
>Dwarf dead
>Mad dwarfish screeching about grudges and muh book
Watch yourselves.
>LOTR full of elf/dwarf race mixers
O' please mighty elf wiimiin gib three hairlocks to dumb, dumb dawi! Me be making jewelry of it! PLEASE, M'LADY!
>be me
>born under the Two Trees
>my hair captures their light inside them, be beautiful af
>this edgy elf-prince falls for them, wants one of my hair
>tell him to fuck off because I am an edgy teen myself
>he is a great craftsman though so he captures the light of the Trees himself on some crystals to fap to
>whatever
>he gets increasingly paranoid over someone stealing them
>eventually this evil god shows up and kills his father, fucks up the trees and steals the gems
>massive shitstorm
>fast forward 8000 years
>2 civil wars, 3 genocides, millions dead, two continents obliterated, a dozen civilizations and races lost later, all this bullshit seems about to come to an end
>the gems are destroyed and the last Maiar follower of this asshole is about to get his shit rekt
>see we got his ring of power and we are going to destroy him forever
>this random dwarf shows up and likes my hair too
>he asks for a hair of my head
>dwarves are good craftsmen right?
>oh hell no, we are not doing this again
>give him a hair and two more for backup
>"Hey Orc Peon, come here and kiss your warchiefs fat elven ass if you don't want to be sent to your death!"
The dwarf dipped them in gold, the elf did something worthwhile. Besides the dwarf could've asked for something better. She only gave him 3 hairs because he was part of the group that saved middle-earth and she promised to give everyone something valuable.
it really is amazing that all the shit that went down in middle earth happened because melkor stole fëanor's bling
Oh, "high" elf.
I take it this mildly amusing pun was stretched to be a whole scene lasting no less than 5 minutes.
Two words: EAR SEX!
Notice how an elf maiden's ears are slotted just perfectly for your penis to glide into and ejaculate onto her superior magic inducing brain.
>Why Yes, I do support the genocide of the pointy eared rats called the elves, how could you tell?
>Ransom
>Enslave
>Execute
Or
REE
Why yes, I do support the genocide of the pointy eared plague called the Elves, how could you tell?
This is based and 100% true post.
From where is that from?
WARHAMMER
This is dumb because I'm a short, brown spic and I still love elves.
envy
Warhammer, which has the hottest western Elves ever.
>this thread has been up for 9 hours
what the fuck are the jannies doing? delete this off topic bullshit already.
Based asf
How can it be envy if I just told you I love them
Pretty sure he meant where is that picture from.
I'm getting Lineage 2 on reverse image search
>can no longer delete elves or other teammates you deem unfit as BH
Fatshark is run by incompetent buffoons.
>old enough to have seen dwarves and elves bitching and killing each other over petty greed for thousands of years
>suddenly these nine badasses show up and they're sticking it to Sauron
>expect the dwarf to ask for shit tons of gold and jewels, I mean, why wouldn't he
>wait, all he wants is a hair from my head?
>he doesn't even fully understand what that means, he just thinks I'm the most beautiful thing ever and wants it as a memento
>fuck yeah, you get three hairs
galadriel probably gave them to him because he humbly asked for them
fëanor was a fucking dick
That is from lineage two where she resurrects a bunch of noobs from a party wipe. Again showing elven badassery.
We talk about vidya elves though, you fucking soiboy.
Which elf would you date? Left or right?
Left one seems to me like a massive anal slut in denial and the right one is one of those posh types that probably scream the loudest.
why did she scream?
it's an interesting concept though, healer classes that have to hurt themselves to heal the rest
also FUCK mobile gmaes
right, probably
nothing wrong with blood elf paladins, but blood elven women were made to be posh and vain
also blonde blood elves > all
Made for consensual sex with Orcs