I think the backlash on this one is deserved. Problems I had after 5 hours

I think the backlash on this one is deserved. Problems I had after 5 hours...

>Grindy RPG elements
>Repetitive mission system
>Recycled levels
>Bad AI partner
>Poor checkpoint system
>Spongy enemies
>Limited story after the first hour
>Booster packs and cosmetic microtransactions
>Unlikable protagonists (not because they're female)
>Poor singleplayer balance
>Connectivity issues
>Level scaling

The entire game feels likes a test to see if they can put online GaaS elements into the next Wolfenstein. If it was just a regular expansion with co-op it probably would have received great reviews.

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Worth A Buy reminds me of that angsty boomer uncle who rambles about everything sucking these days.

Yea Forums incarnate yet you guys hate him for some reason

i dont know why, but i got the switch version of all things. holy shit i couldnt even finish the first mission because everything looked like washed out mud, motion blur 24/7 and the fps was below 30 constantly. didnt help that the characters were both super annoying

because he makes money while complaining and Yea Forumsiggers will forever be poorfags

Is the current meta to shove WOKE elements into a game thats bound to be a shitshow, so they can deflect all criticisms of it towards "Trumptards le mad XDD~~" instead of the actual problems with the game itself?

you have nothing but yourself to blame

>WOKE
Is having a female protag "woke" nowadays?
Oh wait, it's killing nazis right?

>Yea Forums incarnate
Yea Forums is fucking awful

>>Grindy RPG elements
It's all so tiresome. Why do they keep doing this in genres that don't need it

>Watching Upper Echelon Gaming try the game
>Partner AI is mediocre
>Cosmetic skins (color changes) for premium, in a first person game you'll likely play alone
>game has low ammo in general so you use the in-game store. The boosters need in-game currency, but the shop can only be accessed by having gold (cheapest amount is 5 bucks)
>boosters only last 10 minutes, so you have to be doing this a lot.
I'll wait for other games, for sure.

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This, if I wanna play diablo and grind stats I'll do just that. I play singleplayer shooters to gun people down not crunch stats.

The only other video I've seen is his Mordhau one and he was heaping praise on that so he doesn't think everything sucks.

well it did go broke so lol

Why is anyone surprised when New Colossus was hot garbage as well?

you can't pull this off two games back to back

I fucking hate myself that I have nearly the exact same tastes as him aside from that one time he shit on Dark Souls.

TNC was unironically the best fps of all time. Critics agree, racists do not.

Because it can be easily monetized with loot crates and paid DLC

I think the most egregious thing this game did was put in two armor types, and if you use the wrong gun type you do absolutely fuck all damage, dump every bullet you have into one guy and you've chipped down one square of armor bad. Not only does it reduce your selection of weapons in half on any enemy, less than that because the pistols/uzis simply don't do enough damage to justify using under any circumstance no matter how much you upgrade them, it results in these situations where you run out of the "correct" ammo and you backtrack through the level looking for ammo instead of actually playing the fucking game.
Also throwing a knife/fireaxe does ten times the damage of any gun, no joke. Even the explosives or mounted weapons.
Also yes I only downloaded this because I just bought a new Nvidia card, already uninstalled. It's a travesty that this game has the Wolfenstein name attached to it.

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>Unlikable protagonists (not because they're female)
admit it incel you just hate women

>WAB thumbing down Dark Souls
>WAB thumbing up Far Cry New Dawn
>listening to anything this fat old cunt has to say about anything

Leveling in FPS and especially level scaling is cancer.

I like what I've played so far, but there's an unending feeling that something is off while playing.

I like BJ's daughters as MCs, they're honestly not near as annoying as Super Spesh, however, I do miss BJ.

However, at level...17 or so, I got fucking destroyed, just going back to Riverside, which is fucking ridiculous, I just wanted to open those safes that I got the codes for.


One more thing, people who bring up DA ESS JAY DUBYAS AND ANTIFA DRUMPF XDDD shit for Youngblood haven't played it and are judging it JUST on the fact it's a game where you play as two girls shooting germans. It even shits on people who call everyone they don't like nazis. The game has legit problems, but /pol/tards don't seem to really care.

>One more thing, people who bring up DA ESS JAY DUBYAS AND ANTIFA DRUMPF XDDD shit for Youngblood haven't played it and are judging it JUST on the fact it's a game where you play as two girls shooting germans.
I also have an aversion to eating literal shit, even though I've never actually tried it.

What exactly does the handling weapon stat do?

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>not near as annoying as Super Spesh

I like the sisters' personality, but they won't shut the fuck up in gameplay.

Nice one for not even finishing the goddamn paragraph.

How could they fuck up after The Old Blood so hard. Did they hand the entire project over to a new team composed of diversity hires?

when Yea Forums complains about sjws and trannies ruining everything we're just shitposting, but this guy is actually serious

>its just le ebin shitposting

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I don't how they ruined stronk woman soldier in form fitting powersuit/cybernetics. But leave it to western devs to find a way to make them more insufferable than Nazis.

Willing to wager that someone on their team must think they're the Virginia Woolf of Tarantino-esque fanfics.

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>Boomer is too lazy to spent 1 minute on downloading dsfix so the game is shit
Lmao

Turns out your uncle was right about everything, you should have been humble and listened

>>>discord
Yea Forums has never given a shit about politics except when you cunts brigade

Having the Nazis be less racist than the heroes is pretty woke.

This. Ass Creed monetized fucking EXP in a singleplayer game, so guess what they're going to push for to get more money

Namco did it with the Tales games a decade ago.

How do you go from this.

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I await Yahtzee's review.

To this?

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Yes but few people pay attention to Tales games. Odyssey got shit because discussions had people saying the game felt balanced properly with the $10 exp booster.

>legs visibly clipping through the floor.
They really do just use their bullshit to cover for being lazy, incompetent devs...

You are insane, unless you confused it with the New Order...which was good but no as good as you claimed

Wolf 2009 destroyed their sexiness.

>TNC gets shit on for downgrading the Wolfenstein experience
>people say its not that bad and your just a /pol/tard for pointing out how shit it is
>get to be smug when this hot pile of shit wastes their 60$

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It's only $30.

What do you guys actually want from content creators nowadays? Mandalore, MatthewMatosis, and Dunkey are routinely kicked around as this board's favorite YouTubers, but they don't really do anything particularly interesting on their own.

The new Colossus was $60 at release.

Oh, thought you were talking about Youngblood.

I'm actually being serious. I would like to see every SJW literally hang from lamposts.

Reminder that Mack hated dark souls just because you couldn't play it with a keyboard and mouse

no rope could hold all that weight.

They actually managed to make the anti-Nazi resistance look more bloodthirsty psychopaths than the Nazis.

That's true. Looks like we'll have to find a more creative method of killing them all (in Minecraft)

yes

please don't be so basic.

Well?

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It was bretty good. Not as good as TNO but only because TNO was longer. Unironically better than Doom 2016

Yahtzee shares the most ground with the usual Yea Forums consensus even if people shit on him for shit like Bioshock Infinite or Monster Hunter Tri.

Difference is they're killed armed soldiers. Nazis prefer to kill helpless, unarmed civilians.

>e-celeb bitching about women video #33225455555555555

yawn.

You just don't like it because they killed Nazis

i don't own shares in bethesda so it's not my games being destroyed

You have some seriously shit taste in video games then

Heres the correct lineup
>Doom 2016 > TNO >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>TNC

Frenetic, run and gun gameplay, limited cutscenes, no quicktime events, kickass OST, great level design except for Forest, no politics

>Random soldiers who are possibly conscripts deserve to be brutally slaughtered by psycho maniacs.
This is why people hate leftists btw. Everyone knows you fuckers just want to kill your opponents the way you killed over 100 million people in Communist Russia and China

Why is showing a swaistika bad.
Why can I show one in an educational film but not entertainment. Meanwhile you can show religious symbols just fine in vidya.

It's a videogame. Who cares.

You really enjoy doing the same thing over and over again don't you then. Go back and play with your toy trains champ.

Fun trivia though; unlike New Colossus, because of recent changes in German law Youngblood is being released in Germany totally unaltered. So Hitler isn't being changed to Hortler and there are still swastikas everywhere.

Well it's also a bad videogame. The absurdity of the characters and the blatant political dogwhistling to leftist sociopaths is just the cherry on top.

it's about time germany became less stupid about this

>obvious spin off where a dev mostly known for rpgs makes something different
>HOW COULD THIS BE

Doom 2016 is more fun than nu-wolf games and you don't get half the game consisting of cringy cutscenes like in TNC.

violence against women is NOT OK, but violence against evil nazis is encouraged, I'm so conflicted

Completely forgot he exists. Why would anyone over 16 still care about what he has to say?

But she was a man at one point.

This but, its not about whamen or nazis. People loved the old (2002?) and "old" wolfensteins

Political affiliation trumps race. As a leftist you're allowed to hate minorities as long as they disagrees with you politically.

They were still pretty sexy in 09. Especially the brunette who was basically ripped right off that one ad for RTCW

Because it wasnt about politics. It was about it being fun.

i played for 2 hours yesterday with a buddy of mine, got to level 15, it's fun for fucking around.

Microtransactions are shit considering it's at most a coop mindless shooting fest, but the game is $30 so whatever.

And people like Machinegames' games.

Except /pol/tards. Because there was even a shitfit when TNO came out on Yea Forums. It's what people got for inviting /pol/ in when Bioshock Infinite came out.

>>Unlikable protagonists
Just the blonde one, the other is C U T E

Still not really worth buying

Twitter didn't exist and the boogeyman of contemporary "Nazis" being a threat wasn't a thing.

>inviting /pol/
This isn't a secret club you stupid faggot. Anyone can post here you know.

>anyone had a political problem with TNO
I’ll take things that didn't happen for 200.

Hey I hate wome

hoping both arkane studios get closed down soon

in a combat role is pushing it

he thinks he knows better than someone 30 years of life older than him lol

Like why do you even bother? SJW shit aside all games are horrible now. Dont worry about this garbage, explore gaming's rich history from when it was good. You will literally never run out of games JUST on the PS2 and Saturn alone.

Because 9 times out of 10 he's absolutely correct.

Wrong.

most boomers don't believe in Climate Change. Their opinions on how things work mean nothing to us.

I agree with this.

they're pretty fucking cancerous

It was dumb /pol/tards complaining you just butcher nazi and the fact that J was there.

Despite the fact it's just supposed to be a fun Hendrix reference.

Kek

I'm a millennial, an uncle and fuck your climate change.

I agree with OP.
I haven't played it, but I saw the two women and knew it was going to be some woke shitshow.
It's clear they were pushing the nazi comparrison to trump since the second game.
Ugly, annoying shit.
I wish OP didn't have to put into brackets it's not because of the women, because he sounds like a retardera pedo.

That stupid dyke haircut always makes me feel sick. It's so ugly.
When I meet someone with it, there's a 75% chance they're completely insuffereable.

>believe in Climate Change.
You're sound like a prime example of someone who falls for the argumentum ad populum fallacy.

FUCKING NAZI GAMERS BUY OUR GAME REEEEEEEEEEE

>Yea Forums
>youtubers

Fuck off cunt

prey is the best game this generation fag

The left thinks that talking down to people and brow beating them is a good marketing tactic and then they get upset when it fails.

oh man are we entering the stage where a game being underrated commercially turns into utterly undeserved hagiography

3 enemy types
outdated aesthetic
gimmick "glass" technology
obvious ending

it was shit, and your taste is shit

here is your (you)

>3 enemy types
wrong but even though there weren't A LOT of enemies, they were spread throughout the game very evenly
>outdated aesthetic
what does that even mean
>gimmick "glass" technology
what does that even mean
>obvious ending
you write as if you only get your opinions from youtube "essayists"

But enough about Resident Evil 7

>Yea Forums incarnate
>Unironically shills Far Cry
>Get so mad when people shit on him for it that he threatens to delete his channel
No.

wtf bros i'm starting to think the female fps gamer and antifa member audience isn't as big as i thought

i only subscribe to 2 channels on youtube, none of them gaming related, gaming culture on that platform is wack.

haven't played it.

You mean appealing to the children of left wing terrorists isn't the best financial play?

this
even the devs thought it sucked

Western games are no longer allowed to have sexy women in them, even if you're killing them.

It wasn't trying to be an artsy narrative experience that the new wolfenstein games bewilderingly believe themselves to be, for one.

New order sort of pulled it off, but since then the story has been the same rehashed shit surfing on the wave of contemporary politics.

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>10 hours to beat
i remember it being a slog, guess i had ADD in 2001

It was made as a PC shooter, first.

Looks like those Tim Burton oompa loompas

Funny. Ecelebs is a young man's game. People over 30 care less.

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Well, it could be worse. At least they are not wearing men’s clothes. Still looks inspired off the Ilsa films.

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Yeah. Wolfenstein is supposed to be fast paced dumb fun with some cinematic set pieces. Stats and skills don't make sense.

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Yes

Arcade Berg was given more power.

It determines how long you can handle playing this trash

The German Army murdered civilians in my country you Nazi sympathizer.
Besides those conscripts voted for uncle Adolf and were all cheering for the war.

I'm not far into the game. Other than the wonky start, nothing about the game's writing really rubs me the wrong way.
The AI partner is mediocre, but the mouth breathing retards that randomly join somehow manage to do worse
Nothing wrong with the shooting or sneaking so far, never had to or wanted to buy premium anything.

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sure, they all did

idiot

At least the soundtrack is good
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They called me a Nazi to shill their last game, fuck these faggots

No they didn't, you're just trying to victimize yourself.

Do you mean Yea Forums... does it for free?

I blame Dumberlands

Always Online and DRM are cancers and I don't blame pirates anymore at this point.

Many viewed it as the reunification of german people after germany was divided

They also did this to Shadow Warrior 2, pissed me off pretty bad.

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worked out great for rage 2, id can't help themselves

Neo Nazis are really obsessive about wolfenstein now, aren't they? Legit they act like the game is the highest insult to them and must be banned

Why do faggots devote all their energy to fighting "nahtzeehs" and not give a shit about terrorists, drug cartels, human traffickers, bikies etc?

Why are nazis so offended by something ongoing since prior to your grandfathers birth?

>stop being mean to my violent failed ideology ;-;
Your ideology sucks and can't stand up for itself. Thus by its own ideology, it is worthless.

Because the great thing about Nazis is that anyone can be one at any moment -- including you; especially if you disagree with me.

So, it's a perpetual enemy that being create daily.

"Right wing death squads" is nigger tier mass media bait that many have been indoctrinated to gobble up. Somewhere down the line these people were lead to believe that flyover states were radicalization chambers and the only way to get back at them was to kick over trashcans and throw milkshakes on people.

Rage 2's is pretty light on the scale considering most enemies outside of bosses die extremely quickly.
Wolfenstein Youngblood is like a weird notch above that where most enemies die as fast as they do in other Wolfensteins, and then in every encounter there's like one or two enemies that need their armor grinded down by using the right type of gun and then they'll melt once you get to the red bar.
Like on a scale from 1 to 10, where 1 is a normal FPS with zero RPG mechanics and 10 is Borderlands/Destiny, Rage 2 is a 2, Youngblood is a 6 and Shadow Warrior 2 is an 8.

There's no real gun looting in Youngblood since every enemy just drops coins you'll be picking up to manually upgrade your guns that you can upgrade at literally any time.

Meanwhile Shadow Warrior 2 is pretty fixed on damage scaling, leveling up is mostly for perks, and what you loot is modifiers you stick into your guns, so even early game equipment is pretty much on par with late game stuff.

Wolf 2had an amazing OST too.

Good thing Youngblood says that ideology is fucking stupid and DOWNRIGHT EXPLICITLY SAYS "She's not a nazi just because you don't like her"

WTB game where you murder Hipster Swedecucks

natci voman ugly ja?

Stop buying games made by Swedes. There's a reason they are so obsessed with changing narratives associated with WW2 and Nazi's. They were fully fledged collaborators that got away with it and have taken to historical revisionism via entertainment which is enough for most people to take no interest in them supplying the Nazi war machine with material and an open route to Norway.

artificial content, look if you put rpg elements in other genres you make people grind for them, because we all know, RPG fuckng sucks

>Yea Forums hating something
IMPOSSIBURU

Funny cause Mordhau sucks

>7 fucking years of shitting up boards from 2012 to now is all just shitposting, guize
I'm legit fucking mad at you for your shitty post

>he is too dumb to realize older people are more critical because they have lived more and know better what they are talking about than some teenager retard fresh out of high school parroting corporate propaganda
One day you'll grow up and will understand just how utterly retarded you were. And idiot kids will tell you you are an angsty boomer.

They won't grow out of it user. If you thought bug men were bad just wait. Were already on the third generation of consumer apologist.

Because Yea Forums is Yea Forums
That's why people on here dislike Sseth but like Mandalore
Shit-talking a game and spouting Yea Forums memes outside off Yea Forums just makes you look like a newfag.
Actually stating your genuine opinion on a game and being informative and honest makes you an actual good reviewer. Only election tourists and newfags disagree

So this guy is just another reactionary youtube channel shitting out a thousand videos a day crying about da evil liburalz? I feel bad for fans of these guys when they toss them under the bus to pander to /pol/.

>when Yea Forums complains about sjws and trannies ruining everything we're just shitposting,

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Couldn't even bring myself to finish Shadow Warrior 2. That shit turned me off of the game so hard.

>we're just shitposting

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>I'm mentally unhinged
Not something to be proud of

that think will kill himself in a couple of years most likely

Adding RPG elements to shooters has got to be in the top 5 worst game design issues of all time. Why would anyone want grind in a shooter?

>he thinks we are joking
Lmao

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Lul. Look at this faggot.

Mein Kampf was a bestseller after they removed these stupid laws a few years ago

I believe in climate change but I make sure to shill against it on evry ocation just to spite mongrels like you.

Why do 80iq gamer bros propagate the narratives of their enemies ?
Literally just stop buying games that are made in California or Sweden and the issue solves itself.

Weren't Swedes one of the biggest nazi saboteurs ?

>Why do 80iq gamer bros propagate the narratives of their enemies ?
Because white people have no self control.
Especially white women.
Hence why they keep EA in business by buying FIFA every fucking year.

No they actually supplied Nazis with iron and were an “unofficial” member of the axis powers.

If by saboteur you mean give them all the Steel they could produce, act as guards at Treblinka and Riksbank dealing in gold looted from Jews.