Mario thread

Would you rather be a yoshi or a koopa? Assume neither would ever encounter mario/the player

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Haha

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at least answer my question before you resort to this kind of thing

How would Koopa play? Like the blue shell power up in New Super Mario?

It's not about "playing" or controlling a character. It's about being in the body of a yoshi or a koopa. Living a typical yoshi or koopa life. Consider each!

I would target be a yoshi

i'd rather be a goomba

what the fuck, why?

I hate you for posting this picture.

sage

what's wrong with it?

Which color? I'm going with yellow

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I'd rather be a Toad. But out of just those two I'd have to choose a Yoshi.

>choose koopa
>walk off cliff
>instantly die

How could I ever refuse that offer?

Koopa gang where you at????

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>come back to life anytime someone gets near you to reset the camera
>death loop forever

Your fault for being green

I wonder what yoshi‘s eggs smell like... pungent... slimy film that I must lick.... delectable yet bitter... mmmm I want to smell this forever

Based
Underage

What do you think it feels like for Yoshi to lay an egg? I imagine they wouldn't do it so often if it hurt.

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I wouldn't mind being a Yoshi.
He's really cute so why not?

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Yoshis are more feral and tribal than Koopas. They probably live a simpler life. Koopas are more evolved. They have a more established infrastructure, clothes and are spread all over the world rather than living in isolated tribes.

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Definitely yoshi

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that's not how yoshi looks though
I'm talking specifically about on model as they appear in the game, not this weird anthro shit. With this in mind, would you still pick yoshi? He has stubbier limbs and a fat tail that prevents him from sitting in chairs.

>Yoshis are more feral and tribal than Koopas. They probably live a simpler life.
That's fine by me.
I just want to be the one that I want to fuck the most.

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I see user
Which is your favourite colour yoshi?

Light blue. The one with the purple shoes.
I used to main him back when I played smash.

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cute
what a nice user

Koopa because I want to marry a cute Yoshi guy who I can hold and love and grow old with.
Just imagine being able to rest your head against his, totally relaxed, no worries at all.
I don't have a reaction image sad enough to convey the level of despair at the fact that what I'm describing isn't my life.

Oh I know, I'd still pick yoshi, easy

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Even as a guy who'd pick Koopa, I still would rather be almost Yoshi design other than the current "canon" one. The current design's head and hands are way too big.
Yoshi's Island (SNES)/Tetris Attack Yoshi = Smash 64 Concept Art Yoshi >>> All else

Likewise, user.
It's nice to know there's still some alright people on this board.

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unironically and not in a sexual way I'd rather be a Yoshi, they seem like they have a lot of fun and some of them have special powers. most of the koopas you meet are soldiers

Argy#8289

Koopas can be magikoopas
What special powers can yoshis have?

All is the only acceptable answer. Are you the type that eats only one color of M&M's?

user, it's asking which you'd be. You can't be multiple types.

I imagine they're more like skittles, especially since they change color depending on the fruit they eat.

uhh, what exactly is going on in this image?

Orange all the way

After a koopa and a yoshi take a refreshing evening dip in an outdoor pool, yoshi begins exiting the pool

Why is that every time we have lewd threads, there's always fags like you who post way purer shit than the degeneracy in most Yea Forums threads?

Yoshi Secks

source?

haha

you all sicken me

1: there's no evidence this was ever a lewd thread
2: there's no reason people can't desire strong relationships with a character they find attractive
3: loving yoshis/koopas is very pure, in fact most gay pedo furries are pure, it's the ironic posters and generic "thicc XD" posters who are not pure and ruin the board

>ywn be a cute pink dinosaur with an absurdly long tongue
._.

472085727 Is bait.

Careful not to fall for it.

They're expert marksmen
They can fly (I realize Koopas can do this too but still)
Shoot fireballs
Sticky rubber tongue for eating delicious fruits and shells

It's all I want too :(

It hurts, doesn't it?
The 3D world is just wrong.

>be me
>see this post
This has to be the highest level bait ever crafted, there is no way someone could post something like this and be serious about it, its not possible, I refuse to believe someone this warped or retarded is posting right now.

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Please don't associate me with pedophiles just because I want something that can't ever happen.

koopas can get promotions into hammer/boomerang/whatever else bros so why would you pick anything else?

haha

If you were in charge of Mario's moveset for the next 2D Mario game what would it be? Something simple like the original or with even more stuff than nsmb?

White, of course.

Fug I didn't read the thread before posting this.

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