Mario thread

It's all I want too :(

It hurts, doesn't it?
The 3D world is just wrong.

>be me
>see this post
This has to be the highest level bait ever crafted, there is no way someone could post something like this and be serious about it, its not possible, I refuse to believe someone this warped or retarded is posting right now.

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Please don't associate me with pedophiles just because I want something that can't ever happen.

koopas can get promotions into hammer/boomerang/whatever else bros so why would you pick anything else?

haha

If you were in charge of Mario's moveset for the next 2D Mario game what would it be? Something simple like the original or with even more stuff than nsmb?

White, of course.

Fug I didn't read the thread before posting this.

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