When was the last time you opened Minecraft?

>blocky character
>soft breasts
Weak.

why?

Not to sound too much like bait. But i never played it before. Seemed like a ugly, shitty, indie game for people with shit computers to play back in the day.
Definitely not as cool as Skyrim, Call of Duty Black Cops 1, or Red Dead Redemption to 18 y/o me.
youtu.be/2dPaeQTdhJM?t=4

But now I dont play on consoles, or play those games regularly anymore, and different friends are asking me to get it on PC..
Isnt it like 30 bucks and only on the Microsoft™ Windows© Store?
Would I like it with pic related as the games I usually waste my life on now? Dwarf Fort's got some hours on it too.

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Probably back in 2014 or 2015

when i see the skin it makes me HAVE SEX

It's $27 and you can (and should) get it from the Mojang website instead of the Microsoft Store.
The Java version of the game is the oldest and most populated version, the C# version on the Microsoft Store runs a little better but lacks mods and players.

With games like Rimworld, Ark, and Dorf Fort I think you'll definitely like it.

wonder if her hoo-ha is square too haha. just wondering haha

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The best thing about Minecraft (maybe the only good thing as of now) is that with the full version from the launcher you can try out older versions like the Infdev and Indev versions Yea Forums is so nostalgic about.

2012.

>round breasts

Get this trash out of here

I've only played it once on my brother's account where I proceeded to plant dynamite below some clan's village and caused a massive chain reaction. Did I miss out by not playing more than once?

>minecraft porn
>secondary sex characteristics are round
If your going to fap to minecraft you might as well get it right

She's just modded, guys.

Today.

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>Ark
if you played official i pity you

Genuinely curious, do those have bounce physics?

about 2 hours ago

I already jerked off to this character today, fuck off.

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No, they're static sadly. It's basically an addon to my playermodel with Optifine.

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Last year maybe? I want to get back to playing it. I had trouble with getting mods to work so I'm going to have to set aside a little time to making sure things do not get fucked up.

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>714

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cringe and blue pilled

This set is the only reason someone made this thread.

Post the rest of it

like 2h ago? im playing it again because of pewds

Imagine having such shitty, narrow taste.

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imagine actually wanting to fuck a block thot

why

The fact someone took the time to make this degenerate cringe makes me hate this place.

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maybe

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>iqdb returns nothing
You've failed me for the last time.

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I like my women like I like my knives
sharp and edgy

>round tiddies
>not square
I can't fap to this bullshit.

Well it's a good thing they're square in her earlier porn.

user whats a hoo-ha

Now post that one webm from slipperyt where she pushes her tits onto the screen

Source me on this

This is Hoo-Ha

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Just look up minus8's fan twitter, it's on there.

>microsoft store lacks mods and players
>the fucking bedrock version which is crossplay with all the console versions and fucking MOBILE
>has no players
lmao
most mods have been ported over as well, java just gets updates first, that's the only reason anyone bothers.

It's very clearly minus8's artstyle and SlipperyT's character so follow either lead on like Twitter and you'll see em.

>mfw people are nostalgiafagging about Minecraft nowadays

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>STOP BEING HAPPY! BE JADED AND CYNICAL LIKE ME!

6 or so years ago

I don't know when did the update the released the end first come out?

>minecraft was 10 years ago

>most mods have been ported over as well
oh son, you're using up all your allotted internet time for today unwisely

>minus8

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How about good ol' Space Invaders fellow oldfag?

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Creeper aww man

Wow amazing you know of the animation!
*confetti*

>I ignore most of 3D World and 3D Land
>seen the animation
>recently watched a video that featured that level
>beep beep beep
>I will always think of that when I hear those beeps

Just reverse search on exhentai

Imagine being so much of a zoomer, liking mineshit and getting buttblasted when Banjo Kazooie gets in smash and your gay nigerian blocky homoman doesn't.

Then, being so distraught that you throw a fucking tantrum in the form of a ridiculous, stupid and embarrassing video of your blocky homoman ass raping a cartoon bear.

d
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Show me some of your art

>it's a gimmick in super mario maker 2
>you will now be imagining peach and rosalina bouncing even more often

>minecraft managed to avoid rule34 outside of shock/joke images for years now
>overwatch porn finally died
>minecraft porn is becoming a genuine thing now
Is it at least hot?

honestly it doesn't look like him to me, must be the minecraft style

minecraft porn is fucking old though

Funny how the retard Zoomers grew up and now shitpost on Yea Forums

Not to this extent and notoriety. It's been around, yes, but it was mostly joke images with the occasional creeper.

never played it.

I played Space Invader on the Atari when it came out and I can tell you it was boring.

>he doesn't know

people tend to grow up yes

Looking now, there seems to be a mix of unironic porn of minecraft and joke art. Most of the serious art seems to be made by less mainstream (in the porn scene) artists than now but I guess whether or not you were serious or just making a joke, the shock value will always be there

1 week ago
i play minecraft and only minecraft for like a week and i stop playing it for like 3 months
it's a fucking cycle

Yeah, that's what I meant. I don't mind shock/joke but the unironic porn of minecraft is fuckin weird as hell. It better at least be hot.

A few months ago when there was a Yea Forums server.

Back when it was in alpha

>mfw it's already on paheal

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Yesterday

God the amount of zoomers itt fucking makes me sick.

the video was actually made the week before banjo's reveal

not my proudest fap

Why can't we get mods like this anymore? BAck in my day, games were good, so all you had to do was slap some tits on it.

into the things that aged badly it goes then

how is the easiest way to install mods for someone who haven't play this game in 8 years?
also what are some good mods?

>using paheal
>not xxx

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Why are xxx comment sections always so full with RP?

>that mod that lets you talk to mobs
was it mob talker? I remember using a microphone which then brought you to a visual novel-like dialogue menu with an anime girl version of that mob.
They even had different sizes for the different slimes and magma cubes

I hardly notice it. Maybe it's just that RPs generally like the same porn as you and not me

>how is
what is*

today

xxx is garbage don't @ me

Art is by SlipperyT on Twitter.

Don't ask how I know.

Don't worry. We know.

the twitch app

Its not that hard to find that user, not to mention his stuff got the most faves/likes on any given site so its easy to find

Last month doing an underdragon run in hardcore mode with my friends
Was fun

why not go straight to saucenao

3 hours ago actually.

Spoiler|urgay|Spoiler

There's no image search tool that searches twitter unfortunately, so it wouldn't find anything no matter which one he uses.

Same here dude, in my current cycle I starting to build a small base in the mesa biome. I've never done it before, so I wanted to give it try.
The first few days were difficult though due to a lack of trees and food, and it was actually kind of fun.

yesterday

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Oh yeah looking back it was pure aids. But i got one good solid friend out of the experience at least.
Met a lot of other nice people through that friend aswell and still talk to everyone 4 years later. Not a total wash, but yeah 87% of that was official back in early access 2014-15.

Grats friend, Im glad you enjoy the game very much.

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A couple of days ago to player Aether Mod. Wish there was multiplayer.

Has that mod ever been updated? Is it still beta only?

twitter.com/chtkghk/status/1155058206768431110
twitter.com/chtkghk/status/1155123477810040834
the comments are a goldmine

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I play the old Aether in 1.7.3. I do know there's an Aether 2 out there for the latest version that's getting updated but I haven't tried it yet. If there's a mod that removes hunger, adds the old fun world generation and makes it so food instantly heals you, I'd be content with moving to the latest version.

Would like to one day. But im still too self conscious to share my stuff. Even anonymously. Its pretty bad. And the majority of the stuff would get me banned on a blueboard I think.If people could make out my scribbling.

Some day maybe you could commission me. But i aint there yet, maybe in another 2-5 years. Thanks for the expressed interest though.

how do i get the game to generate cool worlds like it used to? i remember way before there were vilages or anything just exploring was a challenge with overhanging cliffs and stuff

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I appreciate the solid responses guys, ill give it a shot i think. Is it fun solo? I've a feeling my friends will abandon me a couple hours into playing and go back to whatever shit they normally play...Like WoW or Overwatch..

2011

Last week. I’ve been trying to actually beat the dragon and along the way I’m just building things.

go back to beta 1.7

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I remember pirating it few years ago I spent 10 minutes blowing things got bored and uninstalled
never played it again.

newfags claim the setting in nu-Minecraft generates like it used to but it's not even close. still just soulless endless flat hills.
i ended up going back to Beta 1.7.3 with a bunch of mods installed
>Mo Creatures
>Millenaire
>Industrial Craft
>Rei's Minimap
and a couple of others.

I got a nice beta modpack with more mods if you're interested.