Itt:
Explain why Bayonetta is so fucking gay
Itt:
Benjamin Nelson
Cooper Bell
I want her to scurry away from a conversation, surreptitiously follow her, watch her glance around, and when she thinks no one is watching, watch her unleash a torrent of pee all over the ground.
Caleb Hall
Because she is based of Natalie Mars. And that's a good thing!
Jeremiah Martinez
She's not gay, she's asexual
Nathaniel Mitchell
Her legs and ass look so... Weird and ugly.
Lucas Carter
Because her butt is expanding at an alarming rate
Caleb Torres
anime shit like every nip action game
Hudson Wilson
She was gay in Smash 4. Joker is the new gay.
Gavin Flores
>clothes are her hair
>cuts her hair
>still powerful
Joshua Moore
doesn't she still have a rat tail that goes down to make her clothes?
Aiden Lewis
>Short Hair
>Glasses
>Too Much Make-Up to compensate for the short hair
>Full-Length Skin-Tight Catsuit, similar to motorcycle leathers
>Uses Oral Fixation shit and Double-Entendre ALL OF THE TIME
She's super-duper Gay user. And that's why I love her.
Isaac Gray
Are people still salty about her? I thought they nerfed her to shit in Ultimate.
Joshua Reed
I just got chinced by her 3 games in a row. 4 hit combo, 4 hit combo, bullshit, bullshit, 4 hit combo, smash move
Josiah Rodriguez
She's mid-tier at best. Fuck, I play Ganondorf in Ultimate and body Bayos for free now.
Cameron Sanders
So then what's everyone's problem
Daniel Hernandez
all the men in the game are just so fucking ugly, including the Harry Potter dude
Ethan Sanchez
I wish she had the butt windows
Evan Stewart
I don't see it
Austin Robinson
They are very important
Aiden Thomas
The problem is BAYO GOT IN OVER MY [character]
REEEEEEE
Ryder Harris
Based!
Adrian Edwards
Bayo isn't gay
Jordan Mitchell
She's fabulous
Isaiah Edwards
Bara is good though
Cooper Nguyen
Tyler Torres
it's her pubes in 2
Thomas Fisher
>Stupidly tall
>Short hair
>Glases
>Dommy Mommy
>The fucking accent
If she wasn't so strangely disproportionate she'd literally be perfect
Hunter King
>If she wasn't so strangely disproportionate
Yeah that's what really stops me from finding her attractive. I love everything about her design, and I WANT to find her sexy, but her proportions just make it impossible for me
Jeremiah Hall
>Can extend hair several kilometers instantly to summon 20+ meters tall demons
>Somehow cutting her hair some 30cm make anons think this ability is removed
Even in Bayo 1 Jeanne had short hair and could summon demons just like Bayonetta.
Dylan Young
Little Cereza is one of the few child characters in video games that didn't immediately make me feel like shutting the game off.
Joseph Martinez
it's weird because I really love her design and whole concept but I don't really find her sexually attractive at all