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Explain why Bayonetta is so fucking gay

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I want her to scurry away from a conversation, surreptitiously follow her, watch her glance around, and when she thinks no one is watching, watch her unleash a torrent of pee all over the ground.

Because she is based of Natalie Mars. And that's a good thing!

She's not gay, she's asexual

Her legs and ass look so... Weird and ugly.

Because her butt is expanding at an alarming rate

anime shit like every nip action game

She was gay in Smash 4. Joker is the new gay.

>clothes are her hair
>cuts her hair
>still powerful

doesn't she still have a rat tail that goes down to make her clothes?