>main character can dual wield
Main character can dual wield
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holding a sword in one hand and a shield in the other is technically dual-wielding. you're wielding 2 items in your dual hands. it's completely unremarkable.
>enemies have giant butts and constant gas
>need to periodically, semi-randomly fart
>if you stay in the gas cloud, you regen HP, but are inherently in danger
>you can collect pussi juice and boob milk and use them for crafting
the mark of a true 10/10 game
>Open a chest
>[Ointment] x4
>dual wielding gets arbitrarily removed later in the series
Fucking Reach
>party member starts making some rules
>Start eating consumables in safe zone
>Surprise attack from enemy party
dual wielding (except with arming sword and parrying dagger) is a meme
SPLELPS
>No E challenge has its own achievement.
>party member is your first short story
>skip through dialogue
>annoying character notices
>"That's okay because you read it. You read it and you read it. And I want you to read it."
>game lets you make a wish
>wish for a pizza hut in the garage
>boss lifebar appears
>"The Dude"
>enemy taunts you
>throw grenade
>OH SHIT, GRENADE
>open chest
>it's a Mimic
>party member gets shaken and you have to convince him to fight the boss
>not shadman
>Hub is the malt shop
>Game lets you enter your name
>spell it with extra e's
>Tell people to read it without the E
AYO G MAKE ME A SANDWICH
>NPC tells you a story
>the story is about you isn't it
really gets you thinking
>enemies can swindle you
why is this allowed
>play minigames with a low luck stack
>the game blatantly cheats
>game lets you skip dialogue
Fuck the later GTA games too. I really hope they bring back dual wielding in GTA 6
>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Completed: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey
>enemies can curse you for swindling them
what the FUCK
F: NV
>Every major plot point leads to a time skip.
>party member stats making some rules
>Objective: Think of something
>main character can kill enemies with his voice
>Achievement Unlocked: Oh My God, He's God
>game is unwinnable thanks to a bugged QTE
>Objective: Empty the banks
>Objective: Run a bank making operation
>Objective: Flood the streets with Banks
>Character only says one line of dialog
GIMME A HUG MAN
>game has missable collectibles that lock you out of the good ending
>known for dual wielding
>his most famous fight has him using a one long stick
What the fuck
>enemies can respawn
>game lets you plot a course
Strongman?
>NPC talks to your wife like that
What are some games where you can suck penis, but you can't pee sucknis?
What are some games with fuzzy forks?
>set intelligence to 0
>your character can't read
>Party member can't hear you very well.
NOH
>Glitch the game and NPC offers you an item called "chickenandwinnigish"
>snitserbobersin
>snitserbobersin
>snitserbobersin
>SEYAYAAYAYEAT
Do enough people in threads like these know DurhamrockerZ?
>implying most games let you use a shield to attack as you would a blade/blunt weapon
>implying you aren't forced to resort specifically to one or the other when attacking, like a shield bash as you wield your weapon parallel of your shield
>implying your entire post isn't swindling
>party member tells you something about women
God, I love these threads.
And who are you?
I'm the dude.
>Man I fucking hate x genre
>Published by naughty dog
>10/10 I'm rock hard.
SEX
>Henry Firth joins the party
WOOOOOOOHHH
Can you make me a Китти пeчь книжнaя пoлкa микpoвoлнoвaя пeчь
PHILLIP BANKS
PHILLIP BANKS
What's going on in here?
Why is this video so memorable?
Whatever happened to this guy? Has he quit making stuff or did he just vanish? I can't find any recent updates from him.
>Party member is scared of babies
>Boss is a baby
What even is the point?
SEVERELY underrated post
So should I watch fresh prince? Does it hold up well?
extremely well. it gives scenes from ytp more context
CUT THE CRAP, ALRIGHT?
>final boss is minding his DAMN BUSINESS eating some DAMN FRUIT
>gets killed for it
That was such bullshit. How was he in the wrong here?
>party member thinks this was really fucking gay
>health potion is not a drink, more like a drink