Main character can dual wield

>main character can dual wield

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NUMBERS NUMBERS

holding a sword in one hand and a shield in the other is technically dual-wielding. you're wielding 2 items in your dual hands. it's completely unremarkable.

>enemies have giant butts and constant gas
>need to periodically, semi-randomly fart
>if you stay in the gas cloud, you regen HP, but are inherently in danger
>you can collect pussi juice and boob milk and use them for crafting

the mark of a true 10/10 game

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>Open a chest
>[Ointment] x4

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>dual wielding gets arbitrarily removed later in the series
Fucking Reach

>party member starts making some rules

>Start eating consumables in safe zone
>Surprise attack from enemy party

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dual wielding (except with arming sword and parrying dagger) is a meme

SPLELPS

>No E challenge has its own achievement.

>party member is your first short story

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>skip through dialogue
>annoying character notices
>"That's okay because you read it. You read it and you read it. And I want you to read it."

>game lets you make a wish
>wish for a pizza hut in the garage

>boss lifebar appears
>"The Dude"

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>enemy taunts you

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>throw grenade
>OH SHIT, GRENADE

>open chest
>it's a Mimic

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>party member gets shaken and you have to convince him to fight the boss

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>not shadman

>Hub is the malt shop

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>Game lets you enter your name
>spell it with extra e's
>Tell people to read it without the E

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AYO G MAKE ME A SANDWICH

>NPC tells you a story
>the story is about you isn't it

really gets you thinking

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>enemies can swindle you
why is this allowed

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>play minigames with a low luck stack
>the game blatantly cheats

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>game lets you skip dialogue

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Fuck the later GTA games too. I really hope they bring back dual wielding in GTA 6

>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Completed: Find Geoffrey
>Objective Added: Find Geoffrey

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>enemies can curse you for swindling them
what the FUCK

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F: NV

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>Every major plot point leads to a time skip.

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>party member stats making some rules

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>Objective: Think of something

>main character can kill enemies with his voice

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>Achievement Unlocked: Oh My God, He's God

>game is unwinnable thanks to a bugged QTE

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>Objective: Empty the banks
>Objective: Run a bank making operation
>Objective: Flood the streets with Banks

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>Character only says one line of dialog

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GIMME A HUG MAN

>game has missable collectibles that lock you out of the good ending

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>known for dual wielding
>his most famous fight has him using a one long stick

What the fuck

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>enemies can respawn

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>game lets you plot a course

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Strongman?

>NPC talks to your wife like that

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What are some games where you can suck penis, but you can't pee sucknis?

What are some games with fuzzy forks?

>set intelligence to 0
>your character can't read

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>Party member can't hear you very well.

NOH

>Glitch the game and NPC offers you an item called "chickenandwinnigish"

>snitserbobersin
>snitserbobersin
>snitserbobersin
>SEYAYAAYAYEAT

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Do enough people in threads like these know DurhamrockerZ?

>implying most games let you use a shield to attack as you would a blade/blunt weapon
>implying you aren't forced to resort specifically to one or the other when attacking, like a shield bash as you wield your weapon parallel of your shield
>implying your entire post isn't swindling

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>party member tells you something about women

God, I love these threads.

And who are you?

I'm the dude.

>Man I fucking hate x genre
>Published by naughty dog
>10/10 I'm rock hard.

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SEX

>Henry Firth joins the party

WOOOOOOOHHH

Can you make me a Китти пeчь книжнaя пoлкa микpoвoлнoвaя пeчь

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PHILLIP BANKS
PHILLIP BANKS

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What's going on in here?

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Why is this video so memorable?

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Whatever happened to this guy? Has he quit making stuff or did he just vanish? I can't find any recent updates from him.

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>Party member is scared of babies
>Boss is a baby
What even is the point?

SEVERELY underrated post

So should I watch fresh prince? Does it hold up well?

extremely well. it gives scenes from ytp more context

CUT THE CRAP, ALRIGHT?

>final boss is minding his DAMN BUSINESS eating some DAMN FRUIT
>gets killed for it
That was such bullshit. How was he in the wrong here?

>party member thinks this was really fucking gay

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>health potion is not a drink, more like a drink

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