helium or carbon monoxide or potassium cyanide if you can get it. ignore the memes about cyanide being painful, you pass out
Thomas Brown
>First Stream 2 event and the incredibly over estimate Yu-Gi-Oh run. It was all downhill from there and it was glorious. The one where there were donations that said braaaaaaaaaap and the donation reader kept reading them in a very low pitched voice? That was fucking hilarious.
Adam Howard
>annoying couch guy's mic 10x louder than either runner
>ignore the memes about cyanide being painful As someone who has experienced cyanide poisoning before I can confirm you are a lying asshole. It's the second most painful physical thing I've endured in my life.
Ethan Jackson
God I need a hairy friend
Alexander Hernandez
>countdown to over estimate and a giant cheer >like half the game to go at that point
If you didn't try to an hero, how did you experience this?
Connor Carter
i remember last year there was a run of "wife's son" donations. they read every single one and were cracking up the whole time.
now if you so much as mention n*gge*s in a comment your comment is expunged from the server, let alone read out loud. this shit is just as "no fun allowed" as GDQ now
Alexander Hughes
prove it
Gabriel Wilson
Obviously it wasn't a lethal dose. I also didn't know I was ingesting it.
I bought what was labeled as sweet almonds that were actually bitter almonds. They're loaded with hydrogen cyanide. Maybe someone's idea of a joke.
Isaiah Martin
CO2, it's what they use to euthanize animals. just feels like falling asleep as long as you start it low and slow
Jose James
>I bought what was labeled as sweet almonds that were actually bitter almonds
how? you buy it in some 3rd world country where they don't know any better?
Jeremiah Perry
>4 hour race Why
Grayson Powell
>all this suicide talk Is the run THAT bad
Joshua Gomez
yeah, some retard eating almonds and someone trying to kts is totally the same thing
Leo Russell
It was Wal-Mart. Needless to say they don't sell them anymore.
How pathetic is ESA that they can't even raise more than 50k while GDQ consistently raises over 2 million dollars for charity.
Wyatt Gonzalez
actually it's pretty comfy except the loud couch guy. one of the more enjoyable runs since usually since there's no krauts or swedes loudly screeching in broken english
Ayden Peterson
Inb4 punchi's r3ddit brigade joins the thread and starts dissing the based RE4 run.
t. some user who doesn't know what money laundering is
Jaxon Lee
sorry, im just thinking about maral drinking some guys cum
Blake White
How long will Metako hold the lead before messing up again?
Charles Sullivan
If money translated to quality I'd be concerned, but it doesn't so I'll watch both
Ryder Smith
>watching stream in MPC-HC >perfect >listening to stream in background while using the browser >perfect >playing FFXIV while listening to the stream >MPC-HC slows the stream down to 10% the speed, sound included >alt-tab >stream instantly plays at full speed >alt-tab back to game >starts lagging WHY it's not a case of bad hardware, I have a $2000 PC. only 30% of my CPU is being used with all that shit open. does mpc-hc automatically throttle down playback for some inane fucking reason. where do I change this.
Bullshit. You wouldn't be asking anyone here for help if you knew what the fuck you were doing. Nor would you talk like such an ignorant kid. You can go fuck yourself until you use proper capitalization and punctuation when you talk to people here with your arms outstretched like a fucking beggar.
Jose Gonzalez
>my title is engineer so there's no way i'm retarded!
>just feels like falling asleep I'd like to ask how do you know that but people who have done it that way are too busy being dead to tell us.
Ayden Torres
Fullscreen XIV or borderless?
Austin Johnson
I'm retarded. I meant Rosa
Aaron Foster
haha retard
Logan Evans
>>watching stream in MPC-HC How
Jaxson Watson
>Metako in the lead now It's taken 2.5 hours but he's finally done it!
Logan Gutierrez
haha retard
Jeremiah Gomez
streamlink/streamlink Twitch GUI
Matthew Kelly
Okay then how was Vineshit able to raise #150k+ in three days with fewer viewers?
Austin Robinson
i guess i don't know 100% for sure, but animals usually look very peaceful going down. they just get sluggish and tired and then stop moving, never any struggle if you do it correctly.
He has taken the lead once before but the Leblanc fight fucked him over real hard.
Alexander Myers
It's not going to win unless people start donating.
Mason Stewart
yuros are literally just less charitable. their government pays for everything so the idea of paying money to help people out is very foreign to them. same reason there's no tipping in yurope
Ian Harris
Well Nate I guess
Kevin Cox
what was the first?
Nathan Brooks
no point in donating til two minutes before the run or you'll just get sniped anyway
Ryan Richardson
Unironically kidney stones.
Carter Ortiz
Yes that was the point I think we were both trying to make.
Samuel Cox
so if i'm hearing this right, leo just fucked his run
And none of that shit matters because you're playing any% and will not get the """"""""""good"""""""""" ending/
Ayden Peterson
You see, when putting the cerebral under deadly conditions (suicide), you have to understand that only 10% of the brain is used on average. If you managed to share methods on large (pic related) then you would have to deal with spider transit authorization.
didn't say tipping was good, just that yuros aren't used to giving money for something without getting anything back unless its their government taking it
Dylan Clark
Can these people talk without stopping every 2 words
Caleb Gomez
it do be like that sometimes
Evan Carter
used to be way more chill and comfy
now the only difference is GDQ has trannies and ESA has incoherent accents
Joshua Carter
>115 posts >38 ips heh
Benjamin Williams
You're half right.
Charles Cooper
Is it true english ben denounced the jews live on stream?
Cameron Parker
>just that yuros aren't used to giving money for something without getting anything back If you want to waste your money on "kicking cancers butt" every year then go ahead, im sure they'll kick cancers butt next year
sum milk? wat kinda gay ass shit you on nigga? i aint finna go near u u gon get slugs
Matthew Foster
Exactly, it's not that hard to comprehend.
Isaac Miller
Yeah, Zeroo tried to stop him but Ryedawg told him to shut the fuck up and joined Ben. MrMawk just sat back and watched.
Asher Anderson
The one thing I really hate about X-2 is how the non-combat models don't change to match their dress spheres. I really, REALLY hate the look of Yuna's dress sphere.
Henry Reyes
Guys can someone there tell them to pause for 10 minutes? I want to take a shower.
I think he mentioned he hasn't slept in over a day, which is why he is kinda out of it.
Dominic Torres
Big Jon isn't on a leash and threatens to sit on the crowd.
Robert Ross
(You) me 30 mins before it starts if mommy isnt in the lead
Colton Harris
Giving money to our governments and getting "nothing" back allows us to have high quality of life and good education while you yanks are fucking stupid and conditioned to be proud of it too.
Hudson Nguyen
almost every single runner has said this
Gavin Parker
Well, this actually is true.
Easton Brown
Gen V fucking rules but using Excadrill for the entire run is boring. You'd think the weird XP curving of those games would make using 1 Pokemon the least rewarding of all games in the series, but I guess not by enough.
Ryan Anderson
yes
Thomas Clark
lmao thats why muzzies conquered you
Hudson Cruz
Good for the business, bad for the customer.
Kevin Kelly
Bout to drop tree fitty out da foh fif n make u dizzy wit da fizzy U gon b slippin on ice cubes muh nugget betta eat dem bananas cuz dem peels gon trip ya
Yuna let herself go after ditching summoning two years prior
Dominic Murphy
Final Fantasy really is just the stupidest media franchise ever isn't it. I'm open to other suggestions but just watching this stream doesn't leave me with other ideas. The idea that people with functioning brains sat down and produced this schizophrenic mess just baffles me.
>if they do a shitty job, no tip and cheap meal >if they do a good job, pay as much as if the restaurant paid them minimum wage >knowing that their performance determines pay, more likely to get good service
who exactly is losing out here? even the server can just be a shitty server and have their employee bring them up to minimum wage, which again, is required by law.
Ethan Martin
X was great. X-2 has a good battle system and not much else. I'd recommend IX before either.
Levi Barnes
this game spawned the "run like a girl" meme
Lucas White
Good god I wish I made it past the intro as a kid and didn't ditch this game.
Easton Hughes
She basically does a Carlton dance while moving forward.
Carter Cruz
When did they put on tiny skirts
Jose Gonzalez
Don't forget your bulletproof vest when you go to school tomorrow, yank. Wouldn't want to get murdered by a psycho cop and deny the weekly school shooter a kill, yeah?
That's because you're boring! But yeah it ain't the best.
Nicholas Cox
Better lock up your utensils, else some jihadist might break in and shiv ya with n illegal assault spoon. Ya cheeky cunt
Isaac Russell
no, just like his silent hill run the other day, punchy has threatened the staff and gun point tell them to not read any donations unless they are "i love you punchy good luck on the run"
Luke King
Why is Yuna a pop star after the events of X?
Brayden Allen
Damn these hour long rpg runs are the worst kind of snoozefests
William Nguyen
>only 90 minutes of this comfiness left before that annoying british prick comes back on for 3 hours
>even the server can just be a shitty server and have their employee bring them up to minimum wage lack of job security because it can indirectly be used for dismissal. Get known for shit service, don't tip, get known as a low tipper because of shitty service, get shittier service It's a shitty cyclical situation that brings the onus away from the business owner. You know, the one that should ultimately be responsible for the quality of the service and the pay. It's also why you can have a giant disparity in quality of service. I could go on, I just don't want to because it's an irrelevant tangent to the thread.
Logan Ortiz
>cool, White 2 run ended let's go back to the main stream >singing
It was actually pretty fun, lead kept changing back and forth so it was close to the very end.
Jack Hill
My mom walked in on the Snake/Ada sex scene in MGS3, and she stayed to watch the whole ending sequence. I hope you remember to appreciate your parents, they wont be around forever.
he was supposed to have a primetime slot when the marathon started, but it's been pushed back to late-ish murican hours. i'm sure he's already pissed that he wont get the exposure he was promised
eat some spaghet my dude
Gabriel Wilson
We can only pray that Big Jon sits down next to him and eats two hundred nuggets on stream
Wyatt Perry
Never played this game so idk, but why doesnt Yuna summon stuff?
Oliver Kelly
>they're both choking
goddam this is kino. they're never going to be brought back, are they?
I haven't went doodoo in about a week till this morning while watching ESA it was like a fukkin baseball :,( At least I can watch some comfy speed runs while I heal up.
Luis Watson
For JRPG runs there's not really much alternative options to a shitty situation like that
James Richardson
Jesus fucking Christ, you faggots are still at it.
Anthony Bailey
How did Maradona become a living meme?
Henry Bennett
Why the fuck are they dying?
Alexander Perry
getting some good bantz too
Austin Smith
Yeah. It's a marathon.
Ethan Gray
Are you drunk? What lead you to make such an asinine post?
>late-ish murican hours It's 11:36pm on the East coast, at this rate we're looking at probably nearly 2:00am before Susan gets to go again.
Ryan Jackson
Who is Susan?
Hunter Brown
the epitome of everything wrong with these marathons
Nicholas Lewis
Susan regularly does late runs in marathons so I'm sure he doesn't give a shit. Its one thing to hate the guy for being a bitch about nuggets but you guys are acting like little kids with some of your theories.
Jaxon Brown
Even with fetishes like scat I can at least understand where it might come from, but this is just a really strange one. What is he even drinking?
ehh probably 1 AM at the latest. they implied earlier getting under 4 hours wouldn't be THAT hard so i'm assuming that minor hiccup isn't going to put them over estimate too bad if at all
Benjamin Gomez
Protein powder
Jaxon Martin
Cringy and self obsessed fella who really needs to learn on to take a joke
James Turner
peanutbutter? and gainer.
Jace Foster
What were you expecting, user? I love me some bunnies.
Also holy shit how the fuck did Lulu get knocked up by Wakka.
the whole nuggets drama started because he was extremely pissed he got upstaged. even said on twitter afterwards he felt he wasted his time coming to the marathon because he didn't get the positive exposure he wanted. not that much of a stretch that he'd be pissed over getting bumped from primetime to dead hours
The positive exposure from HIM RUNNING A GAME without getting upstaged by an audience member trying to meme. He's super anal about it but he's always been really adamant that he's there to perform. I can respect that since he's told off GDQ for their dumb orb and hype shit.
But yeah, I think you're off base on this one thinking he's assblasted about losing a primetime slot. He's playing 3 fucking hours of TWEWY.
Someone give me a quick rundown on the story of ffx2
Christian Bell
not sure if it's still a factor but earlier he fucked up something that made rikku one level lower than she should be, which can fuck stuff up if you have a very tightly routed run
Easton Turner
>misclick >lose 5 min Yikes
Nathaniel Davis
>PM'ed you the solution
Kevin Ward
Yuna spends a lot of time thinking Tidus is back but it turns out to be a villain who just happens to look exactly like Tidus. Then Tidus is back at the end.
Gavin Peterson
Gathering every Al-Bhed at Home again, then BOOM! Happy fireworks, ya!
Lucas Williams
I wasn't sure what to expect! But I do like bunnies too.
RPG speedruns are often incredibly flinsy. You get just enough exp and items to skate by encounters. Problem is there is MUCH more inherent rng due to random damage values, enemy targets etc. Basically once a run goes offscript you either have to do massive detours to get back on items or XP or wing it and hope
Christopher Powell
If they don't praise Yevon, send them to Heaven
Chase Evans
>robots and buns Good taste, user. Robots are far too much for an amateur like me to draw though for now.
you're on a board where people have been talking about chibi and sam and tolki on a daily basis for the past 5 years
James Ward
You're the one bringing it up. Hypocrite.
Adrian Powell
>punchy defense force finally here
where were you fucks two days ago, it was nothing but punchy hate. did punchy sic his discord trannies on the Yea Forums threads?
Aaron Bennett
Sam and Tolki the subreddit? Impossible, Yea Forumsirgins don't go on reddit.
Dominic Bailey
Doesn't matter the marathon, this is a GOLDEN RULE: A marathon can always be improved by removing more RPGs and adding more platformers.
Joseph Roberts
He's still asshurt about it, so of course people will continue to bring it up.
Eli Sanders
Fuck you punchy nobody was even talking about your nugget ass
Cameron Lee
Shut up Susan
Carter Jackson
sam and tolki are people, retard. their drama spawned the sub reddit but Yea Forums was laughing hard at the drama from day one
Grayson Roberts
I've been here the whole time saying Punchy is a pretty nice guy from when I met him but I'm happy to sit back and watch Yea Forums obsess over him. Lord knows you guys need your e-celeb drama fix and Proto isn't here to satisfy you.
Alexander Myers
This is true for actual real life running marathons as well. Enough with the LARPing and make them jump over shit.
The gameplay in X-2 is some of the best in the series but it's very different from FFX. FFX is strictly turn-based, FFX-2 is ATB. Some of the story beats can be good but overall it's pretty dumb and the aesthetics kind of ruin it. I wouldn't go into it for the story.
Gavin Rogers
actually it's the other way around which is why BASED rpglimitbreak exists
I think it'd be better is all the RPGs got sent to stream 2 and all the other stuff stayed on stream 1
Samuel Cook
Yeah we know you're sucking his faggot dick.
Cameron Fisher
at least something actually happened there, even if its ancient history by now. this nugget shit is retarded its like still obsessing over "i'd prefer if you'd be quiet"
Cooper Gonzalez
Nah, I have a boyfriend and honestly he's not my type.
Evan Hernandez
Why are you talking to me like I give a fuck about you?
no drama to feed off. ESA threads have survived solely off the nugget and RE4 drama
Hudson Adams
You stop getting shit on when you stop treating Yea Forums like your own personal fucking blog. Nobody gives a rat's ass about your sexuality. There are boards for that and this isn't it. Get some rational opinions and talk about those. Don't just stir up shit for no reason.
Grayson Lee
ATB system was way too easy to exploit
Dominic Rivera
You know, you're right.
Liam Bailey
are you nuggetheads seriously sitting in a discord wanking over susan, cause that what it feels like.
Austin Howard
But nobody is shitting on me except you and you're a nobody.
I'm not running anything at ESA. Never actually been, but it would be fun to go someday.
Sebastian Adams
Is there a rule of not bringing food in the room?
Juan Robinson
F
Asher Hall
Well it's not exacty like the first three since turns are per-character and pre-determined and allow manipulation via rapid hit and speed spells and shit. It's one of if not the most strategic gameplay the series has ever had. ATB is kind of a cool idea but the real-time aspect doesn't really add anything to the games.
Gabriel Gonzalez
What happened to NASA?
Christopher Hernandez
it's literally just one guy, possibly even punchy himself since he's never around when punchy is on cam
>used to go by "succint and punchy" because he's a retard and thought that name sounded cool >yuro announcer during his run could barely speak english like most people at ESA >pronounced succint as susan >punchy got extremely triggered >eventually shorted his name to just "punchy"
the end
Josiah White
he died once. there is still 2 hours to go on the estimate. why are you people acting like he will go over?
GDQ is ran by soibois and trannies, they love Nintendo for some reason
Isaiah Sanders
you must have missed the block of 20 NES games earlier
William Gray
Not gonna lie, this game looks pretty sick. I always thought it was shit because of the whole kpop kawaii shit but the gameplay/bosses n stuff look on par with ffx might play it someday now that I know the whole game isn't like the intro.
estimate is 4:20, dummy. 6:13 is the local time at the venue
Oliver Davis
Nintendo games are popular, making the speedruns very competitive. Since europeans are generally weaker speedrunners they congregate to PC and Playstation games. Exception being nordics being better than southern euros
Ayden Hernandez
To people who don't give a shit about either the difference is irrelevant.
Andrew Robinson
That sounds like an extremely based moment
Thomas Campbell
Pretty sure Europeans just run games they loved in their childhood, which is mostly PC and Playstation games
>over estimate They are never running a game again
Ayden Powell
Amerimutt education heheh >t.burger
Nathaniel Butler
>bald retard threw the run to try to make it estimate instead of going a couple minutes over and just gave up when it failed >french still stuck in the first phase of the boss for the 5th time
Samuel Nguyen
How far behind are they on schedule?
Luke White
Welp, it's official. We're in real FF hours now boys.
A literal cunt hair away from death that would have crushed his spirit and ended the run and the hail mary item to do damage limped him across the finish line. It was a perfect storm of despair that turned into immediate celebration.
Evan Garcia
what a cunt susan is
Anthony Fisher
Glorious It was an incentive, $20, anything goes (within reason) like make Wakka cast Death to kill RIkku. Go spend all your money on Yojimbo, get rejected and have to do the last bosses without gil toss and a bunch of other shit.
Caleb Wood
BASED FUCKING JANGBANG
Ethan Brooks
To name a couple. Etika INcontrol and others. Do you feel happy, indifferent, sad or mad that people are dying either by self-inflicted suicide, diseases, health complications, and shootings? I am making a Google Survey regarding this. Tell me your thoughts Yea Forums forms.gle/v1mJaKWbatHs1u7t6 I am genuinely curious