These are, without a doubt, the worst controllers Nintendo has ever produced

Whatever you say bud.

Then play with the joycons

>playing without a d-pad

They suck. I take good care of my electronics and my left joycon started drifting after 6 months. It's fucking infuriating trying to play games like Tetris 99 with it.

The buttons on these unironically feel more tactile than any others, including the Switch pro controllers. It's fucking silly.

You do know the N64 exists, right?

stop flicking them like a brute maybe.

It's still fully functional. You're being way too picky.
It's designed to be separate buttons so that the d-pad can be used as 'abxy' buttons for if you're sharing one joycon with someone else.

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If you're retarded, maybe. Size 17 ring fingers here. I love the fucking things.