These are, without a doubt, the worst controllers Nintendo has ever produced

Whatever you say bud.

Then play with the joycons

>playing without a d-pad

They suck. I take good care of my electronics and my left joycon started drifting after 6 months. It's fucking infuriating trying to play games like Tetris 99 with it.

The buttons on these unironically feel more tactile than any others, including the Switch pro controllers. It's fucking silly.

You do know the N64 exists, right?

stop flicking them like a brute maybe.

It's still fully functional. You're being way too picky.
It's designed to be separate buttons so that the d-pad can be used as 'abxy' buttons for if you're sharing one joycon with someone else.

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If you're retarded, maybe. Size 17 ring fingers here. I love the fucking things.

You tell me how we don't flick hard with games like fucking Smash Bros

It's no wonder people broke them then.

>bro just stop using the sticks normally lol

This shit costs fucking $80 per pair. I should expect actual structural quality from these.

amazon.com/Brawler-64-Gamepad-Nintendo/dp/B078KHKHPX

man i wish this came with a USB interface would be god tier for emulation

They shouldn't fucking break in the first place retard
It's a videogame controller, it's expected to be used like that, and when the fucking gamecube controller which is more than 10 years old drifts less than this joycon piece of shit then you know you're doing something wrong

The NES Advantage still looks cool as fuck but the joystick and buttons are borderline unusable

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You clearly have never played an N64 or Virtual boy.

uhhhhhhhh

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if it's good enough for mega autistic melee players it's good enough for me

>”Gee, Billy! How come your mom lets you have TWO d-pads?”
What the fuck were they thinking?

I haven't had any problems with mine. I like em. Might get the orange and purple ones

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Am I the only person who hasn't experienced drift? I play Smash almost daily on them but they still work fine.

You won the joycon lotto essentially. Drifting is a huge problem for a lot of people.

I see suddenly a lot of threads about the Switch controllers around here. Must be a coordinated effort by one for their competitors.

I think it's simply because nintendo tweeted those new controller colors recently. Half of Yea Forums is twitter dramafags

No it's snoy monkeys as usual

doubt it, look at the replies to the tweet.

Guess you're one of them

How much is Nintensoy paying you, shill?

Disgusting subhuman.

I wish they were a bit bigger, but aside from the drift defect I'm pretty impressed with them. There's a lot of tech crammed into them.

The Switch Pro controller is more like an 8/10. Not bad, but I preferred the Wii U Pro controller.

funny how there's barely been any dicussion about the controllers here until other sites started picking up on it
now all of a sudden we have daily threads about them
it's almost as if people just love jumping on the hate train when it's against a popular company

Dilate

Why do Nintensoys have such a victim complex? Very sad.

It happens with every popular thing here, dumbass

Nah Nintenkiddies are especially bitchy and cry all the time.

i'm just calling Yea Forumsirgins contrarians, dont even own a switch
>PC tards never whine
the biggest of keks to you

im getting switch and two extra of these to play mario party with my frie.. uhh, family.

>Unga bunga they weren't sure if 3D would take off so they put the stick where you could ignore it if SM64 bombed
What were they smoking in 1995?

Dualshock 3 was good, it was the six axles control that was bad.

No it was some flimsy shit

That was the original ps3 controller. There were 2 models, the sixaxis and dualshock. The sixaxis was fucking garbage, but the dualshock was fine. DS2 is still Sonys best cotroller

DS3 had awful battery life and shit triggers.

you must have been living under a rock or something, because people have been complaining about the joycons since the switch came out. they're terrible.

Its just a melee controller

Genuinely don't get this meme, what's the problem with them?

They drift away like dobie gray

What were they thinking making such an atypical controller for a console where you can't look at your hands while you play

Nah, an article the other day made people realize "oh, everyone else DOES have this same problem I do. I thought it was just me"

Obsessed.

Obsessed.

Nintendo 64

I’m amazed people hate it. I think when it’s attached like this it’s the most comfortable controller ever

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cute doggo

>these are the types of people that shitpost against melee
Almost no one uses the wavebird. It's a fine controller for casual play.

Not as bad as the 64

That's not how that phrase is used, ResetEra

Have sex.

I like the design and the separate hand thing. The mechanical problems, tho...

>HURR DURR I NEED 3 HANDS????
This meme needs to die. They didnt make games on the n64 that required both the d-pad and analog stick.