>Even Octolings who’ve been freed by the Calamari Inkantation don’t lose their disciplined personalities. Agent 8 can’t sleep at night until every nearby weapon has been methodically cleaned and checked. In fact, I hear Sheldon might be looking to hire Eight to work at Ammo Knights.
A character profiting off a teenager's PTSD is pretty fucked for a kids game. How did Nintendo get away with it?
>DJ Octavio & Li'l Judd: Team Chaos >“Don’t furget about us!” >One has tasted bitter defeat in battle. The other is literally a copycat. These two may be nothing alike, but their desire to step out of the shadows and into the light burns with all the chaos of a firestorm. Actually…they’re pretty similar when you think about it.
>Agent 4: Team Chaos >Agent 4 is the type of squid who goes with the flow, even when the waters are raging. This silent squid values freedom and flexibility more than anything, and while it’s rumored that Agent 4 helped Marie save the world or whatever, I’m pretty sure that was mostly Marie’s idea.
>Cap’n Cuttlefish & Agent 3: Team Order >“We’re on duty today, whether you like it or not. Can’t sleep while the enemy plots!” >Agents 1 and 2 are generally busy with their own problems these days, so these guardians of order protect the denizens of Inkopolis from the shadows.
>Iso Padre: Team Chaos >“It’s the flaws that make a thing beautiful. Someday you’ll see that too.” >What drove the Padre to team Chaos? Could be that after so long traveling the same rails in the same car, he’s ready for something new, no matter what shape it takes.
surely octarians represent order more so than inklings
Christopher Ward
>Octarians: Team Order >“The light that was denied us will be ours.” >Since the Great Turf War drove them below, they have used their technological skill to bring a sort of order to their realm. But deep down, they know true order cannot be fabricated. It must be seized.
>Salmonids: Team Chaos >Their single-minded drive to get back to their spawning grounds COULD be seen as orderly…if you squint. But who are we kidding? The frenzied, indiscriminate way they stampede over everyone and everything in the way of that goal is chaos to a T.
>Jelfonzo: Team Order >“Forsooth, but fashion flourishes or fails on its fundamentals.” >Though a proponent of the idea that fashion is a form of freedom, Jelfonzo is also firm that context is king. One look in his watery eyes confirms his constant commitment to couture.
>Flow & Craymond: Team Chaos >“Oh, friends, what’s a world without wild parties? Join me, won’t you?” >Flow and Craymond set up shop looking to connect with the energies of the universe. They now hope to open a new world’s third eye to the exciting possibilities of chaos.
>Crusty Sean & Bisk: Team Order >Their shared love for footwear make it natural that they’d end up on the same side. When these neighbors get caught up in shoe talk, it can last until sunup. Is THAT why the lines for Sean’s food truck are so long?
AKA, the "we can't think of anything, shit" pair. As you know, orderfags all love shoes?
>Annie: Team Chaos >“Umm… Gear abilities are cool and stuff…I guess.” >Items stocked in her online shop provide a flair of eccentricity not available in standard gear. Squidkids everywhere are constantly refreshing their phones for a chance to snag her latest release.
>Mr. Grizz: Neutral >“Don’t be so worried. The sea answers all questions.” >As far as this mysterious being is concerned, the shallow affairs of Inkopolis are insignificant next to the vast depth of the seven seas. No matter what fate may await the world, the sea watches silently, biding its time.
>Murch: Team Order >“This new gear I got’ll blow your fins off, for reals!" >One quick glance into Murch’s eye will tell you where his loyalties lie. This driven street urchin has laser focus and never rests on his laurels. Though he follows in the footsteps of an agent of chaos, he is, without question, ready to take your Order.
>Spyke: Team Chaos >“Oi, mate. You really fink this festival’s gunna decide the fate of the world, then?” You’ve seen him in the café, fingers dancing across the keyboard of his laptop. Could those same fingers be pulling the strings of society? He may have found a way to exploit the peaceful order of Inkopolis, but make no mistake–at his core, Spyke is an agent of Chaos.
>Sheldon: Team Neutral >“Go on! Give it a shot!” So long as the Turf War battles rage on, so too will Sheldon dedicate his life to crafting ink-based weaponry. This horseshoe crab cares not for the fate of Inkopolis…so long as he can continue to invent new ways to splat.
>man who supplies weapons to both sides wants the conflict to continue so he can profit
Ryder Campbell
>Marie: Team Order >“Someone around here has to keep it together…” Even though Callie’s free spirit has been a good influence on her, Marie still like things to be nice and neat. Even a bit of idle chit-chat needs a solid one-liner to stitch things up, which is why she’s a solid candidate for the world of Order.
This makes it sound like Grizz will have a role in Splat3's story
Christian Perry
>Callie: Team Chaos >“I might be a pop star, but even I want to pop off every now and then!” She can be a handful for Marie with her carefree and adventurous attitude, but it’s that same free spirit that qualifies her to be a resident of the world of Chaos.
That's everybody. Just Tartar, CQ, and Judd left. And Pearl and Marina.
>have had no problems with my isp whatsoever for 8 years >they shit the bed now, less than a week from the final splatfest I have internet, but I can't properly connect to other players in games. The nat stuff doesn't work.
I hate this. I can't fix it in time. Help. Why now?
Noah Brown
Shouldn't have sided with Order, we took care of you early.
Adrian Wilson
Annie is underrated
Samuel Fisher
>autistic octolings show up in inkopolis and start pissing off the native inklings >Unrest boils over until a splatfest (with results being legally binding) >Octolings demanding order be restored, especially in light of the inklings vs octolings splatfest results >Inklings ready to burn it all down and start again to prevent being pushed out of their homes by the invading octolings FUCK OCTONIGGERS AND FUCK ORDERFAGS UH ALL OCTOLINGS OR OCTONIGGERS AS I LIKE TO CALL THEM GET OUT OF INKOPOLIS IT'S FOR INKLINGS ONLY
Gabriel Long
Should I get Nintendo online for this? I haven't played Splatoon since they brought in the paid online.
Lincoln Hughes
Nah man, he's totally legit. What's suspicious about a guy that's never been seen in person showing up and founding a company overnight that pays squids to murder and pillage and develops wildly modified and probably very illegal weapons?
Chase Taylor
You could get the free trial at least, or if you have Amazon prime you can get a year for free
Camden Morris
Seems legit
Charles Powell
>>As far as this mysterious being is concerned, the shallow affairs of Inkopolis are insignificant next to the vast depth of the seven seas. No matter what fate may await the world, the sea watches silently, biding its time. Suspicious as fuck, I really hope we eventually get answers.
Pearl has her dress up in a maid outfit and clean her mansion for her.
Benjamin Murphy
so you have an issue with that but not the fact that they're literally child soldiers?
Parker Allen
>the shallow affairs of Inkopolis are insignificant next to the vast depth of the seven seas. No matter what fate may await the world, the sea watches silently The promised time is nearly at hand.
>iso padre is chaos Can you imagine not siding with the best character
Ryan Nguyen
>take your current weapon >throw it away >pick a bucket There, half the work has been done.
Kayden Cox
>and while it’s rumored that Agent 4 helped Marie save the world or whatever, I’m pretty sure that was mostly Marie’s idea. I love how Agent 4 not giving a fuck and just going with the flow is absolutely canon now.
Japan gets all the cool stuff, Nintendo should really bring more to the west.
Cooper Davis
Tell that to all the people who didn't get a shirt.
Caleb Cook
It's fun. I got an order shirt at nintendo nyc on Friday. I feel bad for the people who wanted one but don't live in the area, there should be no reason the online store is sold out.
The west isn't cool enough to get what Japan has all the time
Camden Gonzalez
At least you already had the chance to get them, they aren't even out yet in the EU.
Elijah Gray
based isopadre
Julian Davis
They treat us like the stepchild even though like 50% of Switch's sales came from the US
Julian Taylor
>Grizz is actually an intelligent Salmonid >he's sending you out to cull the idiots from his species' gene pool and to cultivate eggs so he can create a Salmonid master race
Isaiah Wilson
Meanwhile bootleggers rise to the answer and take a nice chunk of what would be Nintendo's.
I'm so glad Splatoon has this post apocalyptic world of anthropomorphic sea creatures, now taking political stances. I REALLY wanna know what the hell is gonna happen
Levi Moore
You're in for a long wait friend. It's generally agreed we won't see Splat 3 until like late 2021 at the earliest, which sucks
Colton Smith
There's something really ominous about the possibility of a fucking BEAR living in this world of sentient aquatic life
Ryder Phillips
It's clearly a water bear.
Benjamin Brooks
I actually don't think Grizz is a bear. I think it's something that happened upon the radio, maybe at Ark Polaris, and thought that the symbolism of it triumphing over salmon would be a perfect identity to assume. Whatever it is I get the feeling all the signs pointing to it being a bear are just massive red herrings.
Joseph Green
Whatever Grizz is, it doesn't seem to like Salmonids and somehow it managed to get the radio thing into inkopolis and setup a shopfront there. If Grizz was a Salmonid, I don't see how it would be able to do all that. Additionally, whatever it is, it's managed to arrange transport to Salmonid grounds and set up those egg collectors. Maybe it's a group of people? Or maybe a special Salmonid with a cult following of inklings?
Connor Martinez
imagine
Kevin James
>tfw traveled all the way from upstate NY to NYC to get the Splatfest shirts for me and my friend It's hanging on my wall next to the rest of my Marina merch, I only wish we could get some of that sweet sweet JP merch as well, I'd kill for an Agent 8 and Agent 3 plush.
Mostly I'm just confused as fuck as to why a bunch of mollusks are instinctively emulating extinct primates, and have apparently developed mammary glands.
Chase Smith
Play the octo expansion
Jeremiah Nelson
Agent 8 plush would be really neat but considering how long it took to get OTH plushies, it would be a long long while before that happens
Does anybody else feel like climbing is a little janky when the wall is rounded or moving?
Ayden Evans
Ye Think it's been like that since Splat 1. Climbing a moving tower can be weird. I think the vertical movement in general could be improved a bit since climbing feels so slow and a bit hard to precisely control.
It's more like the west is too damn big next to Japan. >Japan has an event >No matter where you are in Japan, travel time is at worse 3 hours in some fashion to get there.
>America has an event >The time it takes to get from just IL to NY is -days- by car, and nearly half a day via plane, not even accounting longer distance trips >Even still, each state's transportation is a joke so even traveling in the state itself can take as long, if not longer from one end of Japan to another. Too much land and too much shitty infrastructure makes Online and event management a joke and a half. Japan only focuses on Japan because it's easy and it'll always work out.
Logan Taylor
>keep checking my nintendo to see if the posters are out just give me a fucking date nintendo also I'm not sure which one to get, they're pretty big too
Do you think there's room for another species of playable character?
Andrew Davis
No, they just need more customization options for the already-existing species.
Ryan Turner
This, more hairstyles, more clothing options, like the option to have a face mask with a hat, or a necklace with a hat, even if it’s just vanity stuff.
Tyler Hill
>has slight tendencies and PTSD from her days of slavery I had hoped they'd make mention of her wanting to keep her new wonderful life, but I guess that all but implies it. It's just another reason to fight for best daughter.
I think it's just a racial characteristic of Octolings.
Leo Smith
I hate how relatable that image is
Daniel Carter
It's not really a PTSD thing, Marina also has some tendencies from when she was building weapons she channels into the shifty stations. Just quirks that hung around, Agent 8 just happens to get satisfaction from organizing her weapons.
Remember Marina has been hanging out with squids for at least 2 years. One can only imagine how bad she had it when he first met pearl and starting learning how to speak inkling
Jeremiah Martin
It's time for my queen to claim her second final victory
hey veemo daughterposter, if you're reading this, i couldn't mention it last thread since it died before i read it, but i love you too you magnificent autist
>roommates fighting each other That's gotta be awkward back at home.
It's difficult to say since there's not much official word on it. I would wager there's elements of both, but either way it means they really need hugs.
The reason I was told by a Nintendo rep when I worked retail (mid Wii U era) was that NoA doesn’t like spending a lot on marketing, it’s one reason that America barely gets pre-order bonuses now.
Ian Stewart
Are you new to salmon run?(Being completely genuine) Grinding to 100+ should be a breeze and then 300/400
Justin Allen
Someone post the sad veemo comic with her trying to have fun with her sanitized friend.
Lincoln Cruz
>Marie merch Plush, amiibo, what else?
Also did you know the Marie plush has secret tits? She looks flat but press a finger over her chest. There’s big bumps under her top.
Bentley Cox
Damn dude, how bad are the people you play with? I at least manage to stay in the 400 range carrying shitters.
It's easy to overlook considering there's no in-game indication but it's still a detail I like.
Was the plaza always invaded by these post stickers pre splatfest or is this an exclusive final fest thing? These things are everywhere
Jaxon Campbell
>Splatoon will never do crossover events with cephalopods from other Nintendo series >you will never bring trophies of war to Octoman from F-Zero for various rewards >you will never race Bubbler from Diddy Kong Racing >you will never take a team of friends to a desolate rig in the muiddle of the ocean to battle Squiddicus from DKCR >you will never do errands for Octillery and Malamar from Pokemon
How bad is it to wipe wave 1, and only have 70 power eggs?
Grayson Scott
thats probably the first time ive ever seen that used unironically on this site. i hope your day has gone well
the sad truth of SR is no matter how good you are, you cant carry shitters of timmy caliber. if they want to drag you down they can really drag you down
It's the only time I've ever used it, I don't do ironic shitposting. It leads to what we currently call the front page. I don't know about people dragging you down that bad. People can only be carried so far into profreshional. Sometimes I have a really unlucky streak but I always manage to bring it back to at least 400. Only time I lost my profreshional was when some nephews were visiting and the little shits played on my profile.
well that kinda makes me happy to hear that, as silly as that is to be happy about. ive dropped as much as over 500 pts, going from 600 down to like 50. at a certain point i shouldve just stopped playing but i kept thinking things would change like a mong. eventually ive been able to bring it back up, but those were hard times
It's my teammates who have low power egg counts. I usually come out 300 if we wipe wave 1, 850 if we wipe wave wave 3, and 1100 if we actually complete the session. I do consistently have low golden egg counts, because I'm constantly running around trying to clear out bosses.
Nicholas Thompson
>pairing up characters and exploring their lore These two will re-appear in the Splatoon 3 RPG campaign, I promise you
Nathan Scott
fuck these creatures are cool, they never cease to amaze me at the stupid stuff they can do
Ryan Cruz
Is that why almost all the cool shit we actually do get is limited to the Nintendo store in New York?
Luis Morris
3 is a veteran at this point Been fighting the modern octos for too long. Can't see the sunlight anymore She's going to die down in the muck and shit, fighting whatever ungodly abomination turns up out of the sea
Those that want to topple the existing order for personal benefit
Joshua Adams
a hell of a lot of wave 1 and 2 wipes. one time i had one yebby keep spamming THIS WAY, run into a boss, die, and spam help. the cycle repeated with that one and i felt myself die inside when i saw his name again a few matches down the line. why is it always the yebbys?
How the fuck does he do it? How does he continuously make this silly world about humanoid cephalopods so interesting? What the hell will he pull off for Splatoon 3?
This motherfucker and Sheldon are running a war economy in the background, supplying Sheldon-armed, Grizz-trained Salmonid child soldiers to the highest bidder
Justin Foster
It'll be fine, I'm still playing 1
Leo Brown
It's not just this though Even Splatoon 1 was really well written and translated for what little lore it had, especially with the Deep Sea Scrolls I'm just really impressed with it all, this was clearly made by younger devs who appreciate the value of these details
Christian Torres
Isn't it obvious that this octopus WANTS to carry the coconut shell? It's clearly using it as a type of shelter in the middle of bumfuck nowhere.
Kayden Rodriguez
>Spaltfest ends >Finally we getting infos about SMT V >Woomy Demon confirmed >The Game looks like Nocturne on Steroids
Aaron Jackson
Nintendo all but stated that Splatoon was the first of their New Blood projects.
Robert Russell
W-what does that mean about our time in Octo Canyon?
Connor Scott
>Nintendo Its Nogami's ideas though, they deserve the most praise It's so good because his ideas are great and his world is gripping
Jace Perez
i never said it didnt, im just saying the stuff i see them do always amazes me.
Mason Butler
Actually I am genuinely surprised that Nintendo didn't have any outfits based on Zelda or Mario.
Michael Cox
He told you up front he was using you for weapons development testing.
Jaxson Scott
its kinda nice, really makes the series its own thing and not having their monster ip's come in to save the day. iirc Miyamoto said they'd use mario characters if the devs couldn't find suitable character designs for the game
Chase Howard
>Mario Black pipe T in Splatoon 1
Matthew Flores
>Nintendo renames the Splatoon team the Squid Research Labs >They focus entirely on Splatoon and Splatoon spinoffs.
Juan Collins
An Isle Dephino stage would have been cool, though.
Elijah Hughes
>if you have Amazon prime you can get a year for free You wut?
>"featuring idols from the Splatoon series " proudly displayed on the box
Cooper Lee
According to the person, they didn’t know much about the store (I asked this) but they assumed that was the case. I would ask them more but I don’t work at that store anymore and they literally don’t know what Facebook is. I had to explain to them what YouTube was.
Jack Bell
Weird to see personality from the three agents. The fact that 4 is a genki retard for reals makes me happy
Christopher Miller
you know kids movies, games, tv, books, have all been fucked up from the get go right granted not all of them
but look at original peter pan and little mermaid, captain hook fucking dies by alligator and aerial drowns as a human
Use Amazon Prime, link it to a Twitch account for Twitch Prime, then collect your free NSO subscription. twitch.amazon.com/prime/loot/nintendo?ref_=NSO1 The way it works is you get three months at first, then you get the other nine. This is probably to make sure you stay subscribed to prime, but you can just take the first three months with no strings attached even if you cancel your prime account immediately afterward.
Carter Jackson
Connect your amazon account to Twitch, then redeem the free year from the twitch prime loot page. How are you this far out of the loop, there were 30 threads about it per day when it happened.
John Bell
They have some really interesting lore stuff going on too.
Joshua Thomas
Drowns? I thought she straight up melted into a pile of bloody bubbles.
Jacob Long
DJ Octavio, canonically.
Ayden Harris
Thank you. I'll look into this. >How are you this far out of the loop, there were 30 threads about it per day when it happened. If it's within the last half year, I've been traveling for work.
Tyler Cooper
Jesus, okay. I think after losing 100-200 might've been a good time to stop. I know when to fold em and try again later, it's what's kept me at profresh this whole time.
>I do consistently have low golden egg counts, because I'm constantly running around trying to clear out bosses. That happens to me more often than not, but I'm content with having only around 15 golden eggs and 1400 kills if it means we won and everyone else got 25-30.
Shit, I wish I could get 15. I usually only dock in 9.
David Young
It was funny watching Nogami demo Animal Crossing at the E3 Treehouse. He looks so bored. He looked like "WHY DO I HAVE TO DEVELOP THIS BORING ASS PIECE OF SHIT WHEN I COULD BE MAKING SPLATOON 3?"
You see a fly fish? Kill that damn thing asap if possible. Remember that ink jet shots and explosher shots also knocks it out the air
Avoid having more than 1 stinger alive. One on its own isn't much of a threat but two or three aiming your way will lead to a quick death.
Avoid letting steel feels rum amok for too long. It's easy for the whole team to get cornered and die unexpectedly.
Drizzers can be a minor nusance or a big pain if you let them. You can knock back their rain bomb thing to prevent it from happening and ohko them if your aim is good.
Maws, Steel Heads, and Scrappers aren't serious threats most of the time.
Don't hoard your specials. If things are about to go south use it right then and there if possible. It's no good to you or your team if you're all splatted.
Last bit of advice. If you've met your quota don't be afraid to run away from all the chaos. Can't tell you how many times I've seen my whole team get wiped while I'm off in some remote corner spamming booyah or trying to throw a bomb their way.
>tfw missed most of the splatfests I can't help but regret missing most of them. I really should've done more than the small handful I played.
Jose Williams
It's hard to say if it'll even happen this console generation since they're really pushing it as their Mario Kart. I'd be down for this franchise having spinoffs in the meantime though.
William Phillips
fucking kek
Blake Howard
By being the leader of Team Order I imagine
Xavier Jackson
I can do all that, the problem is clearing out lesser fish and shuttling eggs while I'm at it. Not to mention I just can't stay on top of everything, and anything I let pass my teammates are to incompetent to handle.
It can really depend on the weapon you have, as well. Things as well-rounded as splattershots, dualies or rollers aren't too bad but once you get stuck with shit like clash blaster or goo tuber is when you gotta stay on your toes. I can sympathize with wanting to take care of things yourself. More often than not, no one bothers to take care of a stinger or flyfish and your'e too busy defending yourself or killing something to handle it. By the time you get free or put the egg in the basket another 2-3 have spawned and you're fucked trying to get there. And of course, the other 3 have died because they suck dick.
Oh and I forgot the ever lovely scenario when you go down on a peninsula to kill a Stinger, and a Steel Eel or a Steelhead comes out.
Kayden Scott
>or Speak for yourself, it's always both for me. Steel Eel, Steelhead, and Scrapper all at once. Sometimes a maw if the game is feeling especially vengeful.
You just sort of learn to live with it. It makes it all the sweeter when you tell the game to go fuck itself and snatch victory from the literal jaws of defeat. I've revived my teammates from a mile away with the sting ray at least 10 times by now.
Seems like you get yourself in dumb situations enough to draw the blame away from any teammates you might have. The only constant in all of this, is you.
Asher Diaz
>both of your sting rays are the only reason your shitty team survived long enough to get eggs I am sick of tired of having to save my team from 10 different bosses at once as a goddamn charger.
Night, fags. I can't promise the thread will remain but I'll do my best.
Mostly just the hype for the OE launch and 3 special edition splatfests. Otherwise it's not too bad, everything important is still here.
>to draw the blame away from any teammates you might have Tell that to the teammates that let themselves die to it constantly. I go for the stingers if they keep killing teammates and no one decides to go for them. Someone’s gotta do it or the bumble fuck teammates will just sit there and let their taints be tickled by the stingers beam, as they slowly expand and explode from being inflated too much by its grimy ink
I can't even be mad about that last one, we just got fucked over too much. We only one last egg but 4 steelheads, 3 stingers, and 4 flyfish aren't an easy wall to overcome.
In multiplayer I don't like it but I find it incredibly useful. That extra bit of power and reach can really save your ass in a pinch, especially if you kill a steelhead that causes a chain reaction that murders 3 bosses at once.
I hope you all got your splatfest gear prepped and ready for the final battle. Make use of all those tickets and cash you have while you still have time
Evan Howard
I've had my shit tight for weeks.
Dominic Howard
The only content you have actually missed are the Splatfests. But join Team Order and compete in the last one.
Kayden Perry
Just had to get my shirt and eye of justice situated. I'm ready
Easton Cooper
>teammate leads maw to the basket >10 seconds go by while I kill something else >I see them leading it away from the basket >this happens multiple times You didn't deserve those booyahs you gave each other, you cretins.
Stop waiting until the last 10 fucking seconds to use your specials, you goddamn retards. If you can't at least kill a boss normally you could at least super them once.
I've been seeing this loranus fucker in and out of my games in the last hour and every time he's in my crew, we wipe before wave 3. If you're not a kid, go fuck yourself.
>Nintendo made a limited quantity and after they were sold out started selling bootlegs on tee sites using different names so more money gets funneled to them I can respect a hustle
Christian Allen
>Used to think the clash blaster was bad >Try it out with max run speed
Finally won, I got past 460. I'm quitting while I'm ahead. It's not the weekend anymore so I can't just stay up all night. Good luck to anyone staying. Just remember that this little ragamuffin is the best thing there is.
There needs to be a Jet Set Radio-esque spin off for Splatoon.
Hunter Collins
We just need a good spinoff period.
Jace Foster
Fuck me I've been busy, they really are going all out this time. Also I think it's pretty safe to say for sure the result of this is going to impact Splatoon 3 at this point given just how much backstory and lore they're cramming into the leadup.
Grayson Walker
CHAOSH IS A LADDER
Kayden Davis
Hopefully it's actually consequential. Callie being a villain really didn't mean jack shit other than a callback to the final splatfest for S1.
it's too bad he took the patreon pill thank god for yiff party
Ryan Cooper
>final splatfest this weekend >Off The Hook live show CD/Blu-ray releases the following week I've been waiting for a high quality version of that show's Ebb and Flow remix
Brody Flores
God spyke is so perfect, easily the best designed character in splatoon and it pisses me off they replaced him with Murch who looks so much worse because they didn’t understand why spyke looked good.
Nicholas Stewart
8's gettin FAT
Logan Brown
The Patreon pill and he bent over for tumblr harassers. now he doesn't draw anything cute anymore. I don;t even care much that he draws the big and voluptuous and sexy. I just wish the characters actually acted like themselves. Callie doesn't act like her cute, peppy self. 8 isn't the adorable lost puppy we know her to be. Marie isn't super chill and sassy. Marina isn't sweet and shy anymore. they all just act like generic sluts in his work and it irks the shit out of me. When it's his OCs I an give it a pass, but otherwise, I just wish his stuff was more in-character. It would be perfect then.
Is it worth it to get into splatoon 2 or wait for 3? Can't help but feel party's over
Zachary Hernandez
t. someone who's never seen pair after pair of perfectly ORDERED shoes it's a joke, retard
Noah Bailey
If you don't mind going up against tryhards all day, get 2. We don't know how long it'll be for 3.
Joseph Martinez
We won’t be getting 3 for a long while. The Splatoon team is the AC team and they’re still gonna be working on New Horizons until 2020. We won’t get a 3 till probably 2021 at the earliest.
If that was the joke they would've made it outright like they did with Murch.
Nathan Fisher
Nah. You can even think about it more logically - think about a kid's school in japan with all the cubbies for shoes. Ordered, right?
Kevin Richardson
No, that's a stretch. They're in the business of fresh as fuck footwear and that doesn't come to mind at all when you think about them. They just wound up on the same side since they both like shoes and it happened to be Order.
>Seven rings >Ark Polaris >Big Dipper has seven(eight) stars >Often used to identify the pole star, Alpha Ursae Minoris >Big Dipper is part of Ursa Major >Ursa = Bear PEPE SILVIA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU UP TO MR GRIZZ? WE NEED ANSWERS
It wasn't a callback since it wasn't referenced in the game at all or even outside materials.
Jackson Edwards
Too good to quit
Joseph Cox
>This horseshoe crab cares not for the fate of Inkopolis…so long as he can continue to invent new ways to splat. >cares not for the fate of Inkopolis oh god
>it wasn't referenced in the game at all or even outside materials. There was a canon short story explicitly set right after 1's final splatfest that detailed how they started drifting apart and up to Callie's disappearance.
Carter Reyes
You are literally the only person I've seen who has trouble understanding this. You might be autistic, user.
Zachary Taylor
Autism is refusing to accept that something was an arbitrary choice and attempting to attach meaning to it that isn't there.
Grizz comes from the Ursa Major system and lives in the deep ocean
Christopher Roberts
>Mr. Grizz is pedobear >There are cameras in the changing rooms It's all coming together...
Daniel Hill
Grizz is an Eldritch Horror who got redpilled and opened be a business?
Aaron Watson
Cute foot
Asher Evans
Fug off
Lucas Robinson
It doesn't make a connection to the splatfest results, only that they pursued solo careers due to increased popularity caused by the fest, yet anyone that talks about it will always cite the results as the cause as if it's firsthand knowledge. I think there's a disconnect between developer intention and what the community chose to take away from it. It's as if their silence on it since that single pre-fest famitsu interview, and this game not even having a Pearl vs. Marina finale, is an admission of a mistake. I guarantee you that the results of this one will be more advertised by official sources (it already has) and won't be treated like some awkward mistake of the past.
>stick user >competent charger main in splat 1 >aimlet in splat 2 Anybody else experience this?
Xavier Miller
Chaos enables evolution. What is a dog but a miserable dependent? Brought to into this world as a nothing more then tool of mankind, helpless in the real world outside of their artificial order. To so do men try to breed men, weakening their own and disabling the evolution of mankind. It takes a fool to believe they can lead men greater then the trial of the universe as a whole. I ask you this- Are you a dog or a man? Are you for order or for chaos?
chad characters: captain cuttlefish, iso padre, dr octavio
Austin Harris
normally I'd go neutral but it's not an option and all of my favorite characters (Flow, Annie, Spyke, Agent 4, Iso Padre, Lil Judd w/ the backstory they've been giving him) are Chaos
Much like the ancient ancestors of real life cachalots once chased the abhorrent cephalopods through the stars and have now evolved to hunt them in the abyss of our ocean.
>shirts have been up for preorder in Japan for ages >already put on sale and sold out in US >sale date announced for Straya and NZ >still nothing for Europe
>MAKING THE MOTHER OF ALL OMELETTES HERE >CAN'T FRET OVER EVERY POWER EGG There's probably something that would fit better in place of "Omelettes" here, but I dunno what it'd be. Caviar, maybe, since they're fish eggs?
Austin Nelson
Reminder that all Squidbois and Octobois will be sent to their respective teams reproduction areas >Rough Riding Reverse Gangbangs at the Chaos Breeding Pits with Wet and Wild Woomies ready to FUCK, and one lucky winner will get an all night pass with the queen of breeding herself, PEARL! >Mind (and penis) blowing Full Body "Massages" and pleasure techniques only by the finest highly trained virility Veemo nurses and technicians at the state of the art Order Semen Extraction Facility, On rare occasions Marina may show up to show new recruits the best ways to maximize pleasure semen output
Jackson Diaz
>the queen of breeding herself, PEARL! cease. Pearl is pure
Joshua Roberts
3's new girlfriend won't let her die.
Connor Price
If you haven't pulled the trigger on it yet, Octo Expansion is $16 on Target's website.
The same reason why it's rampant with anything with characters that interact with each other in any way shape or form, or actually they don't even need to interact at all.
James Thompson
Chaos also enables entropy. It's subjugation by Order allows for stability, for laws of physics to keep existence in shape. You may notice how there is an ORDER to everything around us - we are scattered particles longing for shape no longer.
Lincoln Martin
You already used your N-word pass to save the world
>These Splatoon 2 Final Fest T-shirts (yes, real 100% cotton, single-jersey T-shirts you can wear in the real world) will be available to buy exclusively from the My Nintendo Store in limited quantities in July. >More details will be available here soon, stay tuned! I'm refreshing this page every fucking day but I already know I'm gonna miss the boat on these god damn it
Wait you have a bike? No one told me-Get back here!
Michael Hughes
What are your thoughts on Ebay scalpers?
Nicholas Scott
>Went with Chaos because I'm a Pearlfag to the end and also because their aesthetic is cooler >Chaos is the also the preferred side of degenerates and the #woke crowd because ew fascism
Wait, did it already happen or something? The posters haven't gone up yet, I assumed they'd go up at the same time. Well, my expectation was failure anyways, so I guess I got what I was expecting
>like Marina but side with Pearl out of contrarianism because woke crowd loves Marina's skin color >Pearl crushes Marina repeatedly in early splatfests to the point where its not even funny anymore >Turns out Marina stands for fascism and order >Many of her fanbase abandons her to switch to edgy Pearl and her uncouth sensibilities Everything went much better than expected
Prediction: Chaos will definitely win popularity. It's simply cooler for one thing. And the Chaos t-shirts sold out first. And I see a lot of people going for it. So it already has an 1 point lead on Order. Of course, will that translate to skill? We've seen popular choices get blown out in the past.
Ian Barnes
>Want to go for Team Chaos because Pearl >Want Order to win so Splatoon 3 will be fucking Jet Set Radio fighting against the totalitarian regime with funky squid kid splatting Well shit
Ethan Taylor
>absolute shit at the game >want to do the splatfest because it looks cool af >would just drag the team down Maybe I'll just play salmon run during the splatfest, again
I must be the only one who doesn't give a shit about the splatfest, or the single player. That being said, marinafags should lose but Japan is going to carry her.
>prefer Pearl over Marina >prefer gold over silver >prefer the black/gold tees over the white/silver tees >lawfag through and through One cannot go against one's nature.
>chaos is more popular >nips are gonna fight for pearl Marina is gonna fucking die
Chase Hill
You're paired with people who suck as much as you. Also if I can get good at this game, so can you.
Thomas Nelson
I am mainly hesitant because I really want to see what chaos story for the sequel, full on salmon run fag after all although who knows maybe salmonids wont even factor until the dlc But alright, I still have time to practice anyway
Plus the spatfest stages will be integrated into the multiplayer map rotations.
Ian Ortiz
Chaosfags are in a win-win/lose-lose situation. Either your favorite idol/side wins or the furries get BTFO. You could also look at it as either the furries win or your favorite idol/side loses but let’s stay positive
Orderfags with have either a resounding victory or loss so good luck with that
Michael Jenkins
>america = the usa This is true you spic
Jace Ross
>america = the usa Every single person that says America is referring to the USA. Notice how it's not the Americas or North America.
Thomas Thompson
>Plus the spatfest stages will be integrated into the multiplayer map rotations. No they won't, that's just for private battles. Hope you're not a loser with no friends lmao FUCK
>The Commonwealth of Australia can be called Australia >The People's Republic of China can be called China >The Federal Republic of Germany can be called Germany >BUT DON'T CALL THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA "AMERICA"
Chase Russell
>Really think Order is the right thing to do >But prefer Pearl and think the chaos shirts look way better What the fuck do I do
Dylan Kelly
Probably at some cushy algie league school
David Sullivan
Try University of Tentas!
Isaac Peterson
Give in to chaos, in a world of chaos you can create order if you prove you're the strongest.
Asher Ward
How does that logic not apply in reverse?
Xavier Morgan
Because with order there's laws preventing that behavior and you will be branded a criminal and possibly executed.
Jaxson Rogers
Did it boys. I had him down in 8 minutes 45 seconds.
>Be Marinafag who chose chaos because I knew that would happen and am currently playing 4D chess so even if Marina loses, I still win
Kayden Collins
had some points spare and you're right that it was on sale so decided to buy it. It better be as good as you say or I'll make splatocalypse look like a fucking joke
Colton Reyes
its good to see other people want to keep these threads alive. theyre hard to come by in these trying times on this board, so thank you for your contributions
On the topic of Octo Expansion, what's your favorite station if you have one? Mine is the Labyrinth station. It's not particularly hard but I really liked seeing the darker aesthetic of OE applied to the city itself, and combined with the music track it gave off this really cool impression of slinking through the back streets mowing down anything that crossed my path.
that one was a really good one, personally i love girl power station, i know a lot of people dont like it but i found it to be fun. the hectic fight and the possibility of things spiraling out of control if you don't do something fast makes it really fun
same, they're always a blast to be in. especially when im off work and my car is in the shop so i have nothing to do but be on here
>tfw don't know if I want order or chaos >like pearl and most of chaos people more >like marie in order more than most other characters >got an order shirt, chaos was sold out ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Brayden Richardson
i havent been keeping track of when the last break was, are we coming up on needing another one?
I actually really liked Girl Power. Everyone hyped it up as the impossible level of the expansion but I did it in like two gos, with the OG splattershot. It just felt like a really fun siege mode thing.
Mine too.
Do whatever you want, I won't complain. I doubt there's any danger of someone complaining about "general" nowadays since the CTR threads are so frequent.
Not the guy you're replying to, but I liked it too. It was nowhere near the ass ramming I was told it was going to be. All you have to do is pay attention to where they're coming from. The few deaths on it I did have were due to me remembering the spawns out of order because my memory is garbage.
Ryan Jenkins
I guess after that bamboozler level, literally anything felt easier and more doable. I did genuinely enjoy it, but I'd have to go through the expansion again to pick out some favorites. Right now I'm just remember that last fucking section of the car level.
Fair point, but it happens every so often so you never really know when it'll hit.
This is the last Splatfest so yeah. Better to just watch this unfold and save your money for Splatoon 3 than rush buy a game with its events and contents finally ending.
Carter Murphy
how to kill squid boys that keep yelling this way
Luis Gray
Yeah, you don't want to buy a game that's going to stop existing after an arbitrary date.
I'm not supposed to tell anyone about this, but as soon as the last splatfest is over Nintendo agents will sneak into your house and take your copy of Splatoon 2. If you have a digital copy they'll send a special Splatware virus into your Switch that will delete it automatically.
Robert Bell
Here's hoping that he somehow manages to put deep lore into animal crossing again. He probably will.