What if it's not actually 2deep and just doesn't make any sense because Miyazaki's a hack?

But Bloodborne's story is as easy and cohesive as Sekiro? It's the DkS games that are needlessly cryptic.

Pc turds:
>I PLAY ON PC FOR BEST EXPERIENCE! 8K! 500FPS! BEST IMAGE!

also PC turds:
>WELL WHO CARES IF ITS 30FPS WITH STREAMING INPUT DELAY AND REDUCED IMAGE QUALITY, ITS PLAYABLE STILL!

It's got themes, but no plot

true, but I would argue that the Dark Souls story only became needless cryptic because of the sequel baggage. the story of DS1 on it's own is just as easy and cohesive as BB, perhaps more so since you don't need basic knowledge of Lovecraft in order to understand how the dreams work, among other things

Who said anything about PS4 exclusives? Snoyboys always go on about it being the greatest game of all time on any platform.

The plot's a bit minimalistic but it's there. You uncover an occult ritual, kill some evil gods and, depending on the ending, ascend to godhood yourself. Admittedly, the game's actual substance is exploring Yharnam and learning it's history. It's a bit like Bioshock in that sense. Exploring a weird city and learning the story of its downfall.

>no plot
stop spreading this meme

Isn’t one of Miyazaki’s big things that he likes the “story” to be told in contradictory or pointless fragments because that’s how he experienced western literature?

yeah, that was it
he didn't get the full story from western media as a kid because of limited language knowledge so he often made stuff up himself

yes, and that's a big part of what makes his stories great