Pirate game

>pirate game
>game makes enemies invincible

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That's what you get, user. No-one's entitled to a profit, nor are they entitled to peace of mind. If you don't know your shit, prepare to suffer for it.

t. immortal arachnoid

So back in the day viruses weren't malicious and meant to steal information, or ransom you for bitcoins, they were just nerds playing pranks on each other. This is basically inline with the kind of thing you'd get in the 80s or early 90s.

>Pirate a game
>Everything works like normal
>If I finish the game or put more than 3-5 hours in buy it

EZ every time

Shame that never happens anymore. These days it's just cryptominers and ransomware.

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Same reason why half the mp3s on limewire were shitty radio rips or bill clinton
The lolz

OH NO NO NO PIRATEFAGS BTFO

Pirated my whole life. Never had a screamer virus.
Though I am worried about trojans getting control of my pc like that one game that fucked a bunch.

>Successfully avoided all screamers for years now

Those things got me once or twice and now I'm forever paranoid about that shit. Fuck getting spooked, it feels awful and I still have no idea how people get enjoyment out of that.

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why the FUCK aren't you on GazelleGames yet?

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>virus asks you to wish the creator happy birthday once a year
>if you do nothing happens
>if you don't your boot directory gets wiped

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>pirate game
>launch game
>play game
>complete game
>nothing happens
Imagine being a buyfag in 20fucking19. I would understand in 2000, 2005 but now? Holy shit

GODDAMN IT user

my friend torrented some game and got this fucking hilarious virus where chinese war horns and gongs would blast intermittently.

It was a fucking blast to hear him on comms and then have all fucking gook hell break loose.

Good times.

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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DELETE

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>pirate game
>your mother will die in her sleep tonight unless you buy it
>yfw

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>it's the peggy hill one
>last reformat randomly killed one of my drives

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Reminds me
>Be 14
>Tried to pirate Elder Scrolls 5 before it was even out
>Didn't know jack shit about pirating, just knew it was a way to get free games
>Got a virus that made porn ads pop up randomly
>Speakers at 80%
>Incredibly loud moaning and porno music ensues
>Mfw i got jumpscared by porn

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>pirate game
>makes shitty remark as "yeah, games sure are expensive" or other shit to make you feel bad for not giving away your shekels

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>pirate game
>character gets an eyepatch

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o hi

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OHHHH NOOO

you are all autistic, viewing it wont give you a virus, just saving it will.

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>Pirate game
>Nothing bad happens
wow who woulda thought

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>pirate game
>unkillable hitscan enemy follows you around the whole time
>you can still beat the game but it's a lot harder

Screamer viruses are a myth, literally the kind of shit you'd see on an episode of CSI or Law and Order: SVU written by some boomer who doesn't know how computers work

GET OUT OF MY CAR, NOW

>pirate game
>Use GNU/Linux, run in on Wine
>game plays fine, virus wont affect my computer, because even if they're there, they're not made for my OS

everything went better than expected

I feel like preaching private trackers to Yea Forums is futile. Nobody has the attention span for them.

>pirate game
>virus won't get out of your computer

user do you know what happens when you view an image online
it gets fucking saved to temporary storage

i've actually had this happen to me when downloading Sonic Mania through Pirate's Bay, luckily it only happened once bc there was a disable button on the screamer

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depends if your computer temporarilly saves images on the ram.

Based Serious Sam 3

it wasn't really random either it was part of the key generator, dickheads caught me offguard

Stop scaring the newfags

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>pirate porn game
>game holds all your personal data for ransom unless you post on social media claiming you stole a porn game

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THIS FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT has gotten me paranoid on fangames and indies for the longest time, I used to love trying out random shit on gamejolt but now I'm paranoid as fuck

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i don't know what that picture does
i'm scared user what's gonna happen to me

Which streamer?

Is that the sonic game that prevents you from looking up anything hack related for the game or else you get certain things locked away from you, or am I thinking of a different one
Either way why the fuck is the fan game community of Sonic so fucking autistic

>screamer came with an off button
That sounds amazing. The guy who made that like a pretty cool joker to me.

youtube.com/watch?v=Cs57e-viIKw

AM I OKAY IF I DIDNT LET IT FINISH LOADING?

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It makes mustard gas come out of your PC at night. I would move your PC to a well-ventilated area or outside before going to sleep.

>pirate game
>every character starts speaking pirate language

>be 12
>try and download crash bandicoot on the computer from some shitty site
>get a trojan virus
>unplug the computer and go to bed

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If you close the image too fast the virus will get sliced in half and start growing back like a worm. you've got a week left, tops.

What is it? Spooky jump scare?

I'm not clicking that shit

someone tell me what it is

a few of my favorites
>torrent free game because specific version or whatever
>someone is very proud of uploading this and floods their credits everywhere
>2 seeders

>pirate game
>crack has chill chiptunes
>but you cant mute it

>pirate game
>its precracked
>intro is some in-joke for crack groups
>all the comments asking what the fuck it is

>pirate porn game
>comes with a rat that screenshots whatever you did during install
>and blackmails you with personal info

>pirate game
>crack is claimed to be the best
>its actually the worst version and isnt cracked properly
>people redirect you to some other version with an equally shitty repack, but better crack

this is why i crack and repack my own shit. theres no way to fuck it up

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Has anyone been hit by ransomware? How fucked would you be if it happened this instant? I would be fine since I don't have anything important in my pc.

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It's 2.66 MB so I assume it's Araki.

its just occasionally opens and copies itself into different folders.

kind of spooky, but its mostly harmless.

>wipe my computer and give me a shit ton of space

litterally nothing. It would be like throwing out a horders garbage for them.

is that anime yoda?

i forget what it does, really

Yup, that's the one.
Read the other quoted poste. Pic related is what happens.

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I have pirated 90% games and it never happened to me.

What have you done.

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It comes with a malicious DRM that basically prevents your browser of choice from looking up certain things, forcibly closing the session. It also forcibly closes any instance of cheat engine. If you had this happen to your PC, the only way to get the effect undone would be to talk to the guy who made the game on Discord, and apologize/say that looking up cheats wasn't meant to be for the game in question. youtube.com/watch?v=e_mrxssK4E8
Basically, fucking autism at its peak. The DRM in-game doesn't even seem all that bad compared to the bullshit it does to your PC.

Fine. Most only target your user folder or just your os partition/drive. If you have multiple drives or properly set up partitions, they won't do shit. Just format, reinstall windows, and you're good.

They're only designed to exploit retards. For anyone else, it's a few hours of inconvenience.

Some asian guy eating a donut i dont get it

Wasn't this RapeLay?

Didn't Arkham Asylum when it first came out have screamers in the pirated version?

>pirated game pretends to crash
>you trigger a screamer if you try to open it again

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Send me an invite and I will.

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I can remember the stutter gliding in the asylum batcave leve but nothing else past that

Well, I have bad news for you
I would format the PC if you watched the Japanese man eating a donut image

Yeah I remember there was a jump you could never make, but I thought there were also screamers.
Maybe I'm thinking of another game.

>game crashes with a screamer with the heroine apparently getting murdered
>when you open it up happy music starts playing and it turns out everyone is alright

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>he doesn't know
Oh nononono

First and only time I got caught by a screamer was that maze game shit. I don't know what happened but something flipped in my brain and I just started screaming for dear life. Everyone came into the room and at that point I was full on shaking.

I spent a majority of my time on YouTube checking the videos for screamers than actually watching them for a good 4 years after that.

You might be thinking of dark souls 2, iirc there would be random jumpscares if you were playing a pirated copy.

This but with club penguin hacks

>pirate game
>̞̮̦̘͉͇ͬ̆͝Ị̭͗͌̕ͅ ̘͉̱͐͌̌̈́̂S̫͚̩̬̙͠ͅĒ̬͍̱͕̜̥Ḛ̠͙ͭ̎ͬ͗̑͛̀ ̮̮́̑͑ͯͦ́Y̙̣͔̻͎̤͓ͦͫ̓Oͫ̀̚Ǘ͙ͩ

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what game?

Another H-game. It worked by posting up a fake registration form after you installed the game. Then if you pirated the game, it posted all the info on a webpage until you legitimately bought the game.

Neat idea that caught a few dumbfucks that actually filled those things out. Was harmless if you just ignored it or put in fake info.

How do you even get shit like that? I'm pirating for more than 10 years probably and I never got any virus or some shit

Irisu Syndrome

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read it right to left retard

I have, actually. I don't remember what dumb shit I did to get it.

Literally just booted my computer in safe mode and uninstalled the ransomware. Everything was fine.

I'm too socially inept to interact with people online so I can't make friends

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This shit better not fucking work anymore

>download screamer
>hacker is the one who gets infected instead

Back in the day like every third link on pre-youtube sites took you to a screamer

>download yuri
>gain cuck fetish

GODDAMNIT NO WHY WONT IT STOP

this town's finished

just wait for open applications and write about games and you're in

Based and kuropilled

In this day and age ransomware shouldn't be a concern for an individual. If you don't have a backup and/or have your actually important shit on a cloud you're a dumbfuck

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I wonder how many people fall for this shit even today

Hell o Reddit!

>pirating anything that has less than 5,000 downloads and a handful of comments

>if you don't trust some mega corporation with your private important stuff you're a dumbfuck

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What the fuck did you OP.

Enjoy your random soul-shattering screams dude :^)

(you)

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Reddit fags being idiotic as always

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I always had a fear of a blood-curdling screamer virus that randomly subjugates my whole monitor screen. Holy fuck what did you download?

>0 evidence
>people reply

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does it move or not
don't feel like waiting

>gif
who you tryna fool here

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Wait a fuck
I remember this shit from somewhere, flash animation maybe?

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The price you pay for pirating while having a low IQ

lmao how is your internet so shit that it can't instantly load a 2.66MB image

>OH SHIT IT'S THIS I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE JUMPSCARE, I HAVEN'T SEEN THIS SINCE I WAS LIKE 12
>............

>..............

Okay you got me user

>101kb
wowwwwwww it's fucking nothing

I don't understand why you'd give real information to a registration form for a pirated game. That just seems like a dumb idea to begin with.

YOU FUCKIGN ASSHOLE
actually its not the 4.11mb version so I should be fine

god i hate being a fucking newfag because i genuinely have no idea what you guys are talking about

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NOOOOOO GET IT OFF MY COMPUTER

this was apparently one of those paintings where if you concentrate on it long enough before bed, you'll dream about it

I hope I dream about gorilla fucking her.

You will get it soon enough

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I'M FACING A FUCKING MORON

In some version of Windows the computer might randomly look into images for extra code. Normally it would be nothing but malicious people could put code in there that would run because of this weird quirk of Windows.
But it was patched. If you're on any sort of up to date system there's literally nothing to worry about. It's just an image at that point.

okay, but why a picture of a japanese man eating a donut? and by "araki", is this the guy that made jojo?

a, no clue, b, yes

This is the screamer version.
youtu.be/AxfaGy4LVwM

This thread is making me paranoid of clicking anything. I'm outta here.

I thought for sure there was a version where her features just change?

Blue Waffle

Oh this one?
youtu.be/oA4eMOua_co

>Pirate game
>Suffer no side effects whatsoever
>Enjoy my free game

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I remember making a virus like that as practice back in my c# days
it had the following features such:
>volume getting maxed to 100 right before playing a screamer
>duplicating a file on loop in random folders to fill the HDD
>mouse moving on its own for a few seconds at random intervals
>random russian errors because russian is scary
I had fun making that and a few antiviruses didn't detect it, obviously I never ended up putting that shit online

Based argentoposter

Imagine nu/v/'s reaction to Meatspin

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meatspin, blue waffle, lemonparty, thatsnotsexy, pain series, tubgirl, goatse, bestgore, 1guy1jar, zippocat
What else am I forgetting?

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How could you forget
2girls1cup

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it was fake so it doesn't count anymore
it was just chocolate mousse they put in their asses

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I remember my dad got a virus on the computer that legit screamed with a popup that said we had an infected computer, made 10 year old me shit myself

>tubgirl
>2girls1cup
I sometimes wonder why I have an asshole/scat fetish and then I remember this.
>tfw 14 when 360 came out

3guys1hammer

>it was just chocolate mousse they put in their asses
I was sorely disappointed weirdly enough when I finally worked up the courage to look at it.

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Last Measure. That shit plays gay porn and a loud "HEY EVERYBODY, I'M WATCHING GAY PORNO!!!" sound on a loop. It will also move your browser at random spots on the monitor so you have a hard time closing it.

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does nobody remember sourmath?

Kek

Friend of mine haf a virus on his old laptop which permanently set his search engine to bing. Even if he changed it, it would come back. Best virus ever

Rotten . com

I once had a russian ransomware hit my computer, and I had to play a game to get into my computer. It was some isometric maze, and I was a little featureless dude with a yellow shirt. Once I beat the maze, it said something in Russian on the top of the screen, and on the bottom of the screen, it said "That side that you got that last game from? Remember to verify what you click. This virus will uninstall after you hit enter, so don't be stupid again.", or something along those lines. Sure enough, I never had it happen again and I stopped downloading shit from that site. That russian dude turned me away from a terrible site.

>Clearly see it's that image
>People react like they clicked a spoiler
You don't browse with spoiler images enabled, do you guys?

Fucking hell I was listening to Silver Bullet while watching this waiting for something to happen and then Nero screams FUCK YOU, almost shat myself

Heh, you can't defeat me, im a phoneposter

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My brother

>Don’t pirate games
>Never worry about screamers, viruses, crashes, and missing content

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Happened to me years ago. Not even a joke. It was like some Portal 2 torrent.

Would be super easy to detect/remove something like that, literally just look for a process in your process list that isn't supposed to be there and kill it, or look in your Task Scheduler for something fishy

rent free

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>pirate game
>cpu 100%
>open task manager
>cpu 10%

>crashes, missing content

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You absolute cunt

Putrid Sex Object.

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You PIECE of fucking shit

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>Trusting anyone but pic related
youtube.com/watch?v=IFzUTKsrbN8

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lotusboob

I'd still wish him a happy birthday even if there were no negative repercussions for not doing so. Because no one deserves to be ignored on their birthday.

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>don't pirate any games
>don't click any malicious links
>generally don't install much of anything
>play Minecraft with ray-tracing once
>computer bluescreens
>drivers uninstall themselves for no apparent reason
>bluescreens continue to occur randomly

I don't get it.
What's so important about this image?
Why are people freaking out over it?

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That's great, I wish more people did that.

Even he had miners in a couple releases, they got fixed later but still

Laughing at you from my phone

>thatsnotsexy doesn’t exist any more
:(

How is that even fucking possible?

what about a screamer that activates years after youve downloaded it? it burrows itself deep inside your pc, waiting for the perfect moment. what if youve already downloaded something like that long ago?

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Lots and lots of autism and skill

Good thing I don't pirate games then

Blacks being subservient to white men is based and redpilled.

It's just a silly picture of Araki eating a donut and people meme that it's actually a cursed image that will put a screamer on your computer.

It doesn't, that bug was patched out decades ago.

Unlikely considering it would have to either be currently running or using the scheduler.

I get what this is but is it actually true that it worked at some point? because that's retarded for image files.

You'd have to be a brainlet to think it ever worked.

>download cause i love sonic battle
>accidentally had cheat engine open when i ran it for the first time

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>pirate game
>get a virus
>the damn virus wont leave your PC despite there being an antivirus right there

well arent you fun

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so the game gave you mcafee?

you could emblem code at the end of an image, that's what made sound threads possible, but that was ages ago.

who would honestly click on something called meatspin at least in the circles i was in at the time they sent it as google hammer

Not that much skill, it just scans your browser history and the names of windows you have open.

flash-era websites were security dumpster fires, you never know

>pirate game
>play game for free
OH NO NO NO NO

Sound threads worked specifically because the script extracted sound from the files to play it.
This was all voluntary, you had to have a script to do it.

If viewing an image could run arbitrary code, it would be a security risk size of a woman after honeymoon, you'd have script kiddies making botnets all over the place just by embedding shit in cat pictures to post on faceberg, in porn and in forum avatars.

Even considering the idea that a security risk of this magnitude would be used primarily to install screamers is so dumb that you have to be a nationalist or a christian not to discard it immediately as obvious bullshit.

Anyone get those viruses that plays music in the background, and you can't stop it?

Lurk more redditfag

I wonder how this scene would work on a multiple-monitor setup.

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>you have to be a nationalist or a christian not to discard it immediately as obvious bullshit.
Why do you hate white people? Why can't I go five seconds on this site without seeing anti-white bullshit?

Not a virus but I remember you could embed a rar file into images or something like that. Just save certain images and change the file extension to .rar
This was on Yea Forums so I'll let you imagine how it was used.

Www.freecomputervirus com

Nationalism and christianity are anti-white

White nationalism is anti-white?

Hey zoomers, check this reaaaally cool car commercial. It has fortnite in it! youtu.be/MhctlbHAhpM

90's/early 00's internet was all about jokes and pranks, not sinister faggotry.

Useful idiots who make whites look like knuckle-dragging morons and who only make everyone oppose the natural pro-whiteness that is meritocracy.

Don't click this, now I have to quarantine my PC. Thanks faggot.

It isn't. He's just baiting.

Get on my level

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Good fucking times.

anne.jpg

>blocks your path

i aint clicking on nothin. not even to reply to u fucks.

Read the reply, retard

>ywn casually explore pre 2010s internet and discover new sites ever again
>now just open same websites for news and browse youtube
What was your favorite site/forum or dumb online game ad you kept seeing and ended up actually clicking and playing Yea Forums? I miss original AQ

>Pirate game
>Seems fine
>final boss
>before you beat it, the game automatically delete all your saves.

That’s a tasty looking donut

We used to almost have a meritocracy before the kikes used nepotism to take over.

newgrounds used to be so fun when i was a kiddo

I miss it lads, the retard who told everyone how great the internet was should have been shot.

I remember back in the day this dude got a virus at school that just made the computer shout BOOBIES BOOBIES BOOBIES
It was really funny

When moot was here he made it so there was a 10 percent chance of the “post success” screen would be a screamer

Come back in 20 minutes

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>be me when young
>Computer get a virus
>it does nothing but pop-up porn
I still don't know how that happen.

It would be a net gain for me
My PC is filled with crap I don't need but I can't see assed to sort through and delete.
Being forced to wipe it would finally clear space, I might even finally get around to moving windows to the SSD I bought a year ago with the plan of putting windows on it.

I had a similar one happen when I was young. Followed some link off a post on newgrounds that locked up my computer and started shouting "HEY EVERYONE I'M LOOKING AT GAY PORNO" on repeat. Thankfully no one was home. Scared the shit out of me though.

Don't be a pussy user, what's the worst that could ha

Wasn’t there one about a guy with a screw driver he shoved up his penis hole or whatever?

>see screamer thread
>300 replies
>oh shi-
>... no actual screamers

You've gone soft, Yea Forums

>One day the stars will align where an especially mischievous mod comes into a screamer thread and actually plants one to go off when you post.

boludo

The internet was at its best when only middle class Americans, Europeans or rich Asians could afford it. Everything went to shit in the mid 2000s.

Spacedick was another

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Last time I saw a post about a comic (which was actually a screamer at the end), it got deleted. Anyone know what that was?

>install a game
>cmd opens

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Classic

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I get a cmd popup each time I login to my PC and I have no idea where it originally came from.

The Dong ghost one?

Ah so that is what it's called, yeah it's definitely that one

>know that a screamer is coming in a video
>click the volume button to mute
>it already was muted and I just unmuted it by accident
>blow out my ears

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youtube.com/watch?v=7iFXyLah2oQ

creepypastas and shit involving "666" become a lot less scary when you learn that 666 was a mistranslation

Had a virus that turned all my files into .exe and it plays some parody of a porn interview all the time a decade ago. Shit was weird

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That's pretty fucked

This is that shitty creepypasta about a painting that causes you to commit suicide if you look at it too long.

>spent a majority of my time on YouTube checking the videos for screamers
Same. I think it fucked me up in the long run since now anytime a video has an awkward transition, or it hangs on an odd scene, it sets me off.

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im faping to her right now. wheres the jump scare

Reminds me of FF7 Remake Aeris's face

>checks like-dislike ratio
>if it’s disabled, check comments
>if they’re disabled, close the video

PS TREEPLE

Anybody else get fucked up by the screamer in that Garfield haunted house flash game?

No.

ok

The what?

lmao back in highschool a buddy of mine would go into the computer lab, put on a ten hour loop of the trololo song, lock the computer with the audio maxed, then walk out. good times.

*sip*

>*sip*
Did you produce too much saliva or what?

newfag
i dont get the joke

There was some official Garfield haunted house game I played when I was young, and there was a part that pretended to be a hidden image thing but was actually a screamer

Pirated versions of The Stanley Parable played a screamer/jump scare at random intervals. Apparently the jump scare is in one section of the game, but the noise and the event would play whenever it wanted.

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Google Video was especially godawful with how prominent screamers were

did the jar guy die though?

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i remember when i first discovered what a .bat file was and would ruse the fuck out of my mates in computer class

>fortnite era kids dont have to deal with screamers
Luckily little shits. We crawled so they could walk.

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>pirate game
>its shit
darn

Seconded. I'm really interested in these types of programs but I can never find one.

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S T O P
T S T O P
O T
P O
P

I hope this tech comes back but in not-shit res

It's just a dude gettin fucked in the ass while his dick spins around, why the fuck is that something super gross? It's just gay porn. Oo, so scary. I could google harder shit than that, and it probably wouldn't even play a catchy song like You Spin Me Round (Like A Record).

I don't think mods have that level of control.

>starter pack
>half of the shit is totally unnecessary
Fucking bloat
Fucking normies, reee

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>Download game keygen
>"WAKE ME UP INSIIIIIIIIIIIDE"

cakefarts

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>Never pirate games
>Never worry about this bullshit

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based retard

>cake farts
That video is pure kino

This man is known for poisoning his victims, this is a rare public photo before he was found out for being a serial killer

Anyone else ever play on a TF2 server back in the day with a plugin that randomly popped up a screamer using G-Man's face texture? I only remember encountering one a single time.

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Fucking minecraft

Will you teach me how to buy a canoe, user-sama?

Too close to home? Cope more

That's a very patriotic post, fellow white american humanoid. Remember to support our troops defending Israel, our greatest ally.

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>pirate games
>never worry about this bullshit
You do realize this is a joke thread about childhood fears right? Dont tell me you are an actual adult who is afraid to pirate.

Avast. Too lazy to uninstall and get another antivirus.

Learn to read, failed normaltard

Salty brotha
Maybe if you served your master some you wouldn't be a jobless criminal

Americans aren't white

No u. Either man up and admit defeat or post more feet. Fucking libtard

>played meat boy on Newgrounds back in 2008
>discovered flash hentai on the same year, same website
>found out about Zone animations
11 yo me was quite satisfied back then, goddamn newgrounds was the shit back then, it's a shame they're trying to kill flash player nowadays, it's a whole part of my teenage years that will disappear

Dumbass you're supposed to say Candlejack before yo

triggered /pol/groid

Go back to /pol/

Where the fuck are you retards downloading torrents from? I've never had any issue whatsoever and I pirate all my games and have done so for over a decade. What a bunch of fucking retards holy shit.

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>tfw Candlejack is so evil he fills the captcha and hit "post" before you can even fini

OP is referencing a bygone era in which you weren't born yet kid

Seriously. The only pirated game I've ever had trouble with was Stick of Truth near its release day. Fell for a bait one.

>11
>2008
Underage faggot go back to twitter nigger.

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I bet you're the type of faggot that downloaded porn.exe from limewire back in the day right?

oh god yes
i just sat there in utter confusion and fear for 2 minutes

user....

>2008 was 5 years ago

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this fag likes dicks

Boomer trash coming in hot with the dead ass f2p reaction image. Go back to your gmod roleplay you cum swap

Right to left silly billy

What. You're a fucking liar

this guy gets it

Man now im getting nostaglia for for shock sites and trolling gmod/RP servers with gross sprays and mic spam
espcially got me. We would go on RP servers at odd times with no admins and just own the place

>All these anons who think they haven't been infected because they practice "common sense"
Check your control panel - internet options and check if your home page isn't something clean like google or bing. I bet at least 50% of you have some chink website on there.
And that's just a symptom, the real virus is hiding somewhere else.

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>not one mention of Mr. Hands

I feel as though we have gone way past dragon dildos and now stuff we would consider tame is now taboo again by the younger generations.

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It would be considered political propaganda and the thread would get flooded with mad /pol/tards.

>some fucked up yahoo search shit
A couple years ago fucking cheat engine's installer gave me some shit that I dealt with quickly but I guess this is a symptom I missed

>check if your home page isn't something clean like jewgle
if your homepage isn't about:blank you're part of the problem

There was something similar in GMod, was called the Scary Gman Virus (lua infection). To this day we don't even know if that was real or just an urban legend in the community.

youtube.com/watch?v=TBsdWW7MOew

Someone post the image of that botched nintendo switch hacking. The one where there's ascii art of the goatse and it says on the screen "You've been pozzed"

If you save the image on your computer and open it, It will completely destroy your pc down to the hardware.

What was it?

I've always dodged the blue wake thing, what is it?

Just look it up.

>this thread

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>pirate game through a cracked installer
>get sick chiptunes to listen to in the background
What was that one site that had the collection of all the cracked chiptune installation music?

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>pirate game
>open crack
>SUPER FUCKING LOUD CHIPTUNE STARTS PLAYING

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>moot
Who?

keygen jukebox. It went under but theres a .net one someone remade a while back

PIZZADOX

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at one point newfags won't actually know

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He was a fucking cuck anyways. He caused the inifinite split and mods do it for free because of him.

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FUCK YOUUUUUUUUU
MY 2000 $ PC IS NOW DEEEEAD
Using my phone now

it's inevitable brother.

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WOW

>error pops up for regularly used program
>look up error, get nothing
>lose control of mouse
>exits out of each window one by one
>then goes to taskbar to shut off computer
I had a screamer one once, but the screamer came up when i was away. Still scared the shit outta me walking into my dark room with my screen flashing and my headphones blaring audio.

OOOOOOKAY REAL TALK
how present are viruses and mining soft without the memes
How safe is fitgirl and igg?

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igg is ok, but fitgirl is proven to inject miners

Nice present.

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What the fuck is zippocat?

So if I ever downloaded anything and extract it and pulled the games to an external hard drive
Is the hard drive now infected as well? Kaspersky never finds anything

I'm saving up for this lifestyle.

Based

Many games already have tech that's on par with this one's.

Well the guys not around anymore is he? faggot got chased off the internet which is what he deserved.

there are online games on steam with intrusive similar spyware & malware attached. I wish steam would show some standards & fucking ban them.

miners are difficult to find. either ask /g/ or google the problem.

You can go your whole life without taking any precautions and still never run in to ebola, but when the worms there it's there.

Yeah he got chased out, may be under arrest over stealing info from several people

ハンドズさん

Damn, I'd never seen that one, that sounds awesome.

>filename
>r9teen
>spotify
redditor starter pack

getting simple strings from windows apps is not hard.

Just looked it up, and Jesus fuck what is wrong with people? I want to kill the guy who made that. Fuck.

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>64K BEWARE
>ywn go back

>anime poster
>asking stupid questions
Like a clockwork

>fitgirl is proven to inject miners
Source

>pirate game

kys poorfag

go download one. Seriously, go right the fuck ahead

So you have no source?

rent free

1guy1jar was kino.

I'm telling you the source. Go download anything from fitgirl and your sudden increase in CPU usage will tell you

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GPU
Also
fitgirl-repacks.site/fitgirls-browser-miner-is-online/

>that one mod that planted screamers in random threads that only activated if you were currently banned

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That's a voluntary miner. I'm asking you to provide a source that she puts miners in her repacks, and you're not giving me any source.

if it requires admin privileges to run, throw it in the trash.

I've downloaded from fitgirl in the past and don't remember anything in my pc ever changing. Even now it works the same as always and I've never seen anything go out of control.

I just noticed that each thread that mentions fitgirl, there's always one retard defending him. Also
>her
Of course. Either way, here's a bunch of sources with pics
reddit.com/r/PiratedGames/comments/7yi00n/is_fitgirl_maliciously_bitcoin_mining/
reddit.com/r/PiratedGTA/comments/348oyt/does_fitgirl_ultra_repack_work_and_does_it_have_a/cqsev5y/
reddit.com/r/Piracy/comments/b97nrz/fitgirl_repack_flagged_as_virus_called_primupexe/

Reddit I know, but there are proofs that are easy to google. Sorry you had to be spoonfed like a little babby

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>trash bin is asking for admin privilegies
What do

I thought everyone knew that. I watched it with my mom when I was young and she pointed out that it wasn't real shit.

>watched 2girls1cup with your mom
Did you fuck after?

While that's true that he had a miner in at least one release, I'm pretty sure it was only one. And it was because the original scene release had a miner nobody caught, and he repacked it, not because he put a miner in himself.

t. Amerishart

Nah. I enjoyed showing her things like it so that she would understand what she got me into by introducing me to Yea Forums.

Fuck you and get pozzed

Some autistic man now has all of your browser history. Good job.

where are you even seeing this? I just looked in internet options and there's a hunch of stuff but nothing about homepages.

You're full of shit.
Every thread you linked is someone who doesn't know how unpacking works and dozens of people rightfully telling them they're retarded.
His packs are safe aside from the one time he repacked a scene release which was already compromised.

Did you fuck ever?

>you could be calling anons mom a faggot in a thread
Sorry anons mom

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Thanks for the links. I searched for other threads on fitgirl repacks potentially having miners and they're scarce, so they're either false positives or downloaded from third parties. If miners were being shoved into the repacks then it'd be everywhere.
I downloaded a torrent for a repack off her site a couple weeks ago and haven't noticed any abnormalities yet. I'll be keeping a closer eye on my resource monitor just in case.

>females on Yea Forums
Your mom is a part of the cancer

>pirate game
>everything seems normal
>it suddenly pulls a creepypasta but is actually scary
>writing is better that original game's

Glassass.

Your mother is a terrible individual for showing you this place. That's straight up bad parenting unless she rubbed your shota dick

Ebin. Just now in another thread before reading this one, I stopped early on on some spoilered .gif asking you to answer a bunch of questions quickly. My shenanigans senses were tingling by 4 + 4=, so immediately shut it down.

Fuck off pedo

Dilate.

If your mother browses or browsed Yea Forums there's a good chance her tits or some other sort of lewd pic of her have been posted on this site. Some user might even still have a copy in his pc.

what was the screamer?

Hebe sex

Save hex.

>sending your friends disguised hyperlinks on AIM

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As in jew or pedo shit?

how can this infect me? it doesn't show up on my firefox downloads, I ran my antivirus and it's clean. this image is bullshit.

Calve Stretch

>tfw already sold my soul to Microshaft 10

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So then just don't use that computer to look up stuff?

Just because you samefag doesn't make him wrong. Day of the zoom zoom when?

Did the Araki donut thing ever work? I know it's a meme now but I wouldn't put it past someone to figure out how to put a virus in an image.

>he doesn't know

I never got the big deal about blue waffle. I overheard some classmates joke about it when it was new, went home and googled it and it just looked like a big mess with a blue filter on it. I'm usually squeamish but I could never see what was supposedly so disgusting about it.

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I remember a Super Mario World hack that would prevent you from playing if you used ZSNES because the developer hated the emulator, so that kind of thing isn't so uncommon.

What filetype is it?

The installer lags your PC because the game is compressed AS FUCK and your CPU needs to decompress it. It also uses a fuckload of RAM.

>Go to sleep
>Wake up
>Thread is still up
Haven't seen this in a while

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oh yeah totally. Please ignore the loud noises

>Get infected with screamer virus
>I conveniently blink every time the screamer goes off and miss it

Yes, totally.
Compare the full game size to the torrent size. Decompressing is done by your CPU, and it's kinda demanding.
Even 7-zip/WinRar can lag your PC if it gets a highly compressed archive to decompress with a high priority.

Next April fools should be spooky.

next april fools will be hiroshmoot announcing he's selling the site to Google.
The joke is that he isnt joking
and Moot is the asshole that google decided to put in charge of this place, because God hates him.

>limewire
Holy fucking shit, the memories. Forgot about it until just now.

>Pirate game
>It takes an entire evening to install
>Fuck you fitgirl

>pirating a game asap
>pirating a game off a random shady site
>not waiting a few days/weeks for a verified and patched version to show up on an approved shady site instead
Especially in today's climate where nearly every single game has a day 1/launch window patch

"Curious is the trapmaker's art, his efficacy unwitnessed by his own eyes."

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Shut up, nigger

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>2.7 MB
Pfft.

10/10

pirated that shit and never had it happen to me, btw that game was pretty fun

That was called last resort and Yea Forums.orf would actually redirect to that sometimes like 12 years ago

>screamer
>youtube
Well I guess I won't be listening to YouTube while driving anymore, because fuck dying over a dumbshit prank

all of that seems reasonable expect for the piss bottle. what kind of filthy nigger cant be bother walking a couple of meters to the damn toilet?

>legit game
>takes like 3 hours to load
>same game, pirated
>boots up in 3 minutes

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okay varg

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>varg
>not a total natiotard

This doesn't happen to console. Consolefags BTFO.

This.
I miss the virus that would play a loud alarm, make the screen flash pink with yellow text saying "I AM GAY"

my MMO private server got hit by one
by pure dumb luck we backed up everyone's characters and our code like a week before (after 6 months of no backups).
only ended up in a 1 week roll-back but it was scary knowing everyone almost lost 6+ months of progress.

>pirate game
>you get sent to in-game jail and get lectured about stealing stealing software

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I just noticed that each thread that mentions fitgirl, there's always one retard trying to lie about it having miners

Do people still care about screamers? How are you not desensitized yet?

shut up nigger

>tfw screamers are never loud enough to hurt my ears
People who max out their volumes disgust me, how bad can their ears be if they need the volume so high up?

>piss jugs
but why? It's literally less convenient than just walk few meters to the toilet.

I know this video, it's by that guy who made nope.avi.

big t-rex

k-k-k was pretty funny.

Wait now there’s two viruses?

I heard there was someone who killed himself because of a ransomware that claimed they were the authorities and he must pay up, or face jail time. He was browsing adult sites.

news.softpedia.com/news/Romanian-Man-Commits-Suicide-After-Police-Ransomware-Tells-Him-He-Must-Pay-Fine-431882.shtml

mr. hands

i fucking hate this image, i actually restarted my computer when i was a complete newfaggot because i was scared

>got scarred by 2 girls 1 cup
>literally had nightmares about it
>10 years later I exclusively masturbate to scat porn
Funny how that works

>running windows 7 because of botnet
>viewed this image an hour ago
>the scream just triggered
>roommate is pissed like my pants are
Fucking hell

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why is there a dolphin on my desktop

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
i fucking love you

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Context?

Dunno what that post is but I’m outta here. I’ll leave you with a parting gift.

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He honestly deserves to be stomped on until his brains came out. Sick fucks like that are beyond saving.

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

Rundown?

based gokuposter

Kitten gets lit on fire after some piece of shit dumps lighter fuel all over it. I don't like to act tough but if I could get 5 minutes alone with that guy he'd be nothing but pulp, that fucking faggot.

I still have microsoft.com as homepage, you just lack common sense it seems

Why is everyone freaking out? Isnt this how you should eat them?

>monitor randomly loses signal for a second every time I open the start menu, fullscreen/exit images, launch/alt+tab out of a game, and lock/log-off

Being Romanian basically means you're borderline retarded and have high speed Internet. A fatal combination apparently.

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forgot pic

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How do I get into Seroquel?

I'm not speaking from personal experience, but the experience of others. Most friend's i've visited and who let me check out their computer had a flawed copy of common sense 20xx. The normalfags had the highest infection rate, yeah, but even some of the smarter people I knew had some shit there. It was a quick way for me to convince them to update their fucking anti-virus, or even get one in the first place.

Pink sock, shoveldog, living dolls creepypasta, cicada 116, flower explosion or some shit and Damascus user to name a few. I still wonder to this day if he ever made that journey to Syria.

Lads, you cant hide other files in images anymore on 4ching
Relax

topic of the thread

YOU ARE AN IDIOT DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO
YOU ARE AN IDIOT DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO
YOU ARE AN IDIOT DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DOO

Admins still can though. If some hacker known as Yea Forums manages to trick the image posting system to think they're an admin, it's all over, especially since admins can post without having the ID flag

>download dolphinporn.rar from Yea Forums
>its actually dolphin porn

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Who /danooct1/ here

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how is Yea Forums these days? its been years since I lasted checked that dumpster fire of a board.

post it then faggot

this was many years ago
i havent visited that board since like 2014

Sorry user I didnt keep it
You can have this banana though
Thanks for joining us tonight

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mine was about 2012 and the last thing I picked up was a porn collection that some user uploaded to mega before he killed himself. feels pretty bad man

you were able to put in code at the end of an image

do you remember stephen
feels bad

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you're dimmer than any "/pol/tard"

remember the shit that just let your CD drive open up and close again?
man

bme pain olympics

IGG can fuck right off for killing goodolddownloads the chink cunts

Will any virus ever top memz

its not the infected image you dimwit LARPer

>trying to get anons to click the image
based

user the guy posted what happens here
but basically an image of the bunny girl comes out from your desktop and merges into the game when she's close, it's done in a cheesy way she's not really moving with her legs rather just hovering around
game is windowed mode exactly for this

god i remember when this was posted every single day

*buys

Thanks Iori

>pirate game
>infects your pc with AMERICA
youtube.com/watch?v=Z_1vfTkBq-k

It wasn't even an old one according to the filename. It's just bait

kittencrush.

MY FELLOW AMERICANS

I have a phobia of blue screens and every time my screen goes black or freezes, I anticipate for these death screens. A possible screamer virus that pops up on random intervals is much worse, though.

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man, i can't even remember the last time somebody posted a screamer on this board

Bet you'll cowards dont even remember burnt face man and saladfingers

Hes right though

Fuck off and die

Go to /wsg/
Especially the ASMR threads
Beware the webms that have very low volume

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Nigga, who the fuck doesn't remember saladfingers?

this happens on my computer, what does it mean?

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I can watch self-mutilation, gore, shit and what not, but I don't want to watch animal cruelty.
I also can't watch videos of people screaming of fear and pain, like the brick through windshield. That shit is too depressing

I like thinly veiled oldfag threads, you get actual oldfriends posting instead of the blatant i-looked-this-up-on-kym """"oldfag"""" threads where everybody claims they have been browsing since moot conceieved of the idea of this site in his mind

>screaming fear or pain
that cop shootout vid where the hillbilly psycho shoots the cop with buckshot and you can hear him gurgling and screaming
that's too much for me brah

This thread is over 11 hours old. How the fuck is it still up?

Why do you kiss girls faggot?

I got one on my phone once but it was a really shitty one. I just took out the battery to force my phone to close and then turned it on again, it was gone

>remember
oh you mean that thing that had a new episode a few months ago?

youtube.com/watch?v=qeE-J-GjAyQ

it did
oh shit
dave firth is alive??

It's weird how little these videos used to effect me, to the point that they outright fascinated me in a morbid kind of way. But now I tend to turn them off.

Sometimes I think it's me having more empathy and putting myself/my family in those situations, but sometimes I think they've gotten worse. There was one webm someone post of /gif/ a few months ago of a cartel torture chamber.
I watched a couple seconds before closing it. First image was a severed hand on the floor of a dark warehouse or basement or something, before the camera panned up to a middle aged woman lying face up on a table of some sort, a HUGE horizontal gash cut across her face where her eyes were. I mean, it was so deep that you could see the indent. Probably 3 inches in width too. And she was breathing. I could hear more female wails in the background.

I closed it after that and read the comments. Some people in the thread were commenting that what they initially thought were crickets in the background, was actually the sound of someone else being tortured with a drill in another room.

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Since we're on the topic of screamers in videogames I came here to tell again how I nearly ripped my dick off when there was one in a porn flash game

this

Oh, I think you mean "A wonderful night" from Newgrounds, where if you don't start fucking she kicks your balls and the sperm world is in ruins.

That was fucking hilarious.

Not that one. It was a stripping game where you got the girls clothes off by getting points in a Snake like game. If you lost three times the screamer from maze game popped up immidietly. The only thing giving away that something might be off was that the snake you controlled was disgustingly photo realistic worm

That game is being prescribed as treatment for phimosis

Thread was fun while it lasted, til next time anons.