Why do you hate it so much?

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I don't, I'm waiting to start a new playthrough and it's my favorite game of all time, so..

Empty open world

I don't.
I 100% it 3 times, platinumed the game too.
It's great.
Yea Forums liked this game and The Witcher as an IP until TW3 got too popular, then the hipster virus kicked in.
Once you get infected by the hipster virus, it's over.
You become a mindless zombie vomiting out the same 4 copypasted points over and over until the day you die.

LARP

Legit.
In fact i can prove it, i can tell you what the single worst achievement in the game is, something only someone that actually bothered to go for all of them knows.

this game is just medicore trash praised by braindead normies, that's why

I don't.

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i am not retarded OP

Hate? It’s literally one of the most beloved games ever made

samefag, go back to redd*t

Don't hate it, just got bored like 2 hours in and couldn't keep playing. Just wasn't fun. Wasn't really immersive either.

I probably would have played through the whole thing if it had character creation.

>hate it
Y-yeah, I hate The Witcher 3! Haha... ha!

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cope

>steam
>not gog

Kurwa

>you cant fuck siri
shit man, still hurts

Sorry, user. I'm buying Cyberpunk 2077 on GoG to rectify my mistakes.

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Because endless salt. And then they did it again in 2016 with the expansion.

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Probably the best game ever made.

You are forgiven

every time I see this I just get mad that Fallout 4 got more votes than Bloodborne.

Yea Forums can't stand when games are good because it doesn't fit their narrative that all 100% of games are crap since early 2000's.

I like both TW3 and BB.
They fill different niches.

clunky movement, ez combat, pointless open world, following dots on minimap, not into the game's mythology/lore/story. only good thing I can name is that it looked good, and dialogue options

>Fallout 4 with 57

It still hurts to this day...

I don't.

Controller or Keyboard and mouse for best experience?

Controller by far, played on the big screen while sitting in a couch.

>Phantom Pain
It still hurts lads...

The protag is literally a redditor's self insert, cringiest protagonist I've ever seen.

>this kill the soulfag

its boring

played better rpgs

keyboard, only plebs wasted the GOAT on console/controller

How would you rank them? For Me its
TW3
BB
MGSV despite the disappointment it was
FO4
RL
Rest I haven't played

>third person action games
>played with keyboard
Yikes do some ‘people’ actually do this?

it got GOTY over Bloodborne :(

Just Yea Forums contrarians, don't worry about it

Probably the last time a game truly impressed me and made me feel like a child again.

Games haven't been the same since, Cyberpunk can't come soon enough.

Why RL so low? It’s just a car soccer arcade game

And yes Fallout 4 is one of the worst AAA games of all time

not made by a nip.

>weird quest design where you can fail objectives but still complete your mission
>missable quests
this is all I need to hate a game. The fact that is not very funny doesn't help.

Shut up weeb.

it pretends to be a rpg but isn't one. The battle are grotesque and terrible no matter what. story is mary sue meets gary stue and get their dick sucked by the rest of the world. It's also fucking ugly.

edgy kids

DLCs for this game are the best games you can play this generation.

>you get two more quickslots than controller
>better aim motion with crossbow/bombs
>no need to pause half combat to change signs
is this b8? dont tell me you played the game on ps4..

Its pretty standard action RPG with actually pretty good dialogue and cinematography which is rare in game industry.

>better aim motion with crossbow
NO.
FUCK YOU.
CROSSBOWS IN THIS GAME ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE NO MATTER WHAT YOU'RE USING TO PLAY THIS GAME
YOU SAY ONE FUCKING WORD ABOUT THIS I'M GONNA SLAP YOU SO HARD YOUR HEAD IS GONNA TWIST 360°.
FUCK MANUAL CROSSBOW AIM IN THIS GAME
FUCK IT
THE PHYSICS ARE COMPLETELY FUCKED
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT THE FUCK I HAD TO GO TROUGH BECAUSE OF THIS GAME HORRENDOUS HANDLING OF CROSSBOW AIM

Its because Bloodborne is a niche game for nerds.

Played it with an Xbox controller on my PC, it’s disgusting to play with kb+m.

cringe
i also have an xbox controller on my pc user, but the 5min with it and i just cant stand it, it felt so much better with keyb

the open world is quite literally the best part.. excellent exploration that is rewarded

git gud old boomer with sausage fingers

It is worse than being hated it is nothinged.
It's 15 minutes have been upforsome time now.
The pitfalls of being FotM.

What game did you play. This game is amazing in a lot of aspects but exploration is not one of them.

At least FO4 attempted to have a story
I just prefer these types of games over simpler arcade ones

OH
MY
GOD

FUCK THE CROSSBOWS
FUCK THE CROSSBOW ACHIEVEMENTS
FUCK THE PUPPET ACHIEVEMENT TOO BECAUSE THE NPC'S JUST FUCKING STARE AT EACHOTHER EVEN WHEN I WEAKEN THEM DOWN TO 1 HP

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kek, this game has insane cicrlejerk to this day.

Fallout 4 won the prestigious GOTY awards and Witcher cleaned up with the Dorito Pope tier awards.
The low end GOTYs are cheaper to buy in bulk.

It's just too overrated.

The only witcher threads that get any traction here are waifu threads.
Even they are few and far between.

>best game ever made is overrated
???

This game is still talked about to this day, especially since CDPR has another game coming up

That's every fucking thread on Yea Forums.

Even Crash Team Racing has rampant waifuism in it. If a game has attractive females in it why would a bunch of incels not talk about it.

So?
Yea Forums is a safespace for fat weeb incels

I still see it here regularly and its a 4 year old game...

I tried to play it with gamepad once. Don't know how peasants endure this.

I hate the combat
I hate the setting, fantasy is just shit
I hate the main story which is utterly shit and the dialogs were written by some retard who did additional writing for w1-w2
I hate open world. White Orchard is fine if only the rest of the game was like it
I hate the shift from action/rpg (tw1-2) to action/adventure tw3

By not being a retarded fat fuck like you?

I am sure the marketing team has ramped up a bit.
Even here W3 is largely forgotten.

>Get shittily written quest
>Get Roach
>Ride to dot
>Kill thing or loot thing, or if the game is feeling really saucy engage epic wisssher vishin and walk around until you wanna tear your eyes out before killing thing or looting thing
>Come back
>Repeat with different outfits and different numbers popping up
>Occasionally play shitty half-assed card game, which is admittedly 10x better than dice poker but still a tedious and unnecessary minigame

Played TW1 Aand TW2 and liked them. Tried to play TW3 and gave it a legitimate chance since TW1 is pretty awful before it opens up. I'm ok with the simplified crafting, and the combat has never been great so that gets a pass, but nothing changes the fact that the game is a brainless "go to map point" fucking SLOG. And no, you cant turn off the nav points, because I did, and the quest writing and dialogue is so dismal that half of the time you cant figure out wtf to do without it. There is no thought to Witching or RP elements outside of the main story- it's now just "go here and whack bad guy until it dies" and occasionally "go here to get thing before going there to whack bad guy until it dies." It feels like Skyrim in the absolutely worst ways possible, which explains the mass appeal.

Bloody Baron was the only legitimately enjoyable part of the game so far. Quit shortly after. Does it get better, or is it just pleb trash through and through?

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To piss off r*dditors

FALLOUT 4 IS TRAAAAAASH

One of my favorite games OP

>*whistles for magic horse*
>autoruns on road to quest marker
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>guys in Drowner™ costumes appear
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET "EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half"
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof *shows flipper*"
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

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The edge

If you’re unable to discern a difference in quality between TW3 and Bethesdashit I can’t really help you

You can literally fit any game into this format.

standing on the edge of the crater

>Does it get better
No, it’s downhill after that.

I'd press on if you want to see Yen go nuclear a bit after.

Hearts of Stone is worth playing through, as is Blood and Wine.

I need the same copypasta but for dmc

You must an absolute rated if you think Skyrim is better.

Why did it make more money than the entire Witcher series then?
Why did it win the BAFTA and DICE GOTY awards?

The best CDProjekt has done still can't beat Bethesda's B franchise.

Main story is shit
Expansions are miles better

getting those headshots with the crossbow

>FUCK THE CROSSBOW ACHIEVEMENTS
This guy knows.
This guy gets it.
>FUCK THE PUPPET ACHIEVEMENT TOO BECAUSE THE NPC'S JUST FUCKING STARE AT EACHOTHER EVEN WHEN I WEAKEN THEM DOWN TO 1 HP
He knows true pain.

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Master Marksmen.
That shit was retarded do to the hit boxes

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I think part of the reason people (and myself) love it for TW3 is the last part about how you'll be handsomely rewarded by the efforts of a whole village in the amount of a whopping 50 crowns if you're lucky.

I know getting jipped is accurate to the lore, but it's still funny.

No, its not.

Correct.
By god, what a waste of time.
Lost 5 years of my life just out of anger caused by that stupid shit.

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I didn't care for the story. Story means a lot to me in games. Played Witcher 2 and it was okay. I wasn't interested enough to play this whole long ass game.

Hate? Haha, yeah...
I hated it so much it made me buy all the books, play TW1 and 2 twice and finish TW3 about 7 times with an 8th playthrough underway
Fucking hate that hipster game

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The suffering I endured getting that achievement...

The same reason Fortnite is the most played game on the planet right now. Dumbed down mass appeal, diluted for the common denominator.

That and people assumed it would be game of the decade. Bethesda put out competent titles before Fallout 4 and people expected more of the same and so bought into the hype.

The reviews between the two games should tell you all you need to know. Also W3 has sold about the same as F4 by now. W3 has sold well years after release whereas most of F4 sales were blown on day 1.

I didn't care for the story or combat. I don't hate it, just not my thing
I enjoyed the fuck out of witcher 1 though

Its prettier. Animations are better. Controls are better. Crafting is better. Enemy scaling is better. Storyline writing is better. Waifus are better.

However the core gameplay loop is exactly the same, at least as far as I've played, which makes it a shitty RPG, and the combat isnt good enough to keep you independently entertained as an action game. Polishing a turd doesn't make it a diamond.

>TW3 about 7 times with an 8th playthrough underway
You’re literally autistic.

Spam Devil's Pit on the easiest difficulty bro, I did it in like 2 hours

Based.
You're gonna play 5000 hours of Cyberpunk 2077, and all the 7 DLCs for it, and you'll hate every second of it and post on Yea Forums how much you hate that shit game.

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>8th playthrough underway
Jesus what a shit taste

Are TW1 and 2 worth the slog? The gameplay just isn’t very fun. I can play dated crpgs like Fallout 1 or FPS games like Deus Ex and get on just fine but the Witcher games are in this awkward phase where they’re not simple but not fun in their complexity.

I went to the devils pit and killed everyone i could there with crossbow then went to Vizima and fast traveled back to pit and they respawned. It made the process a lot quicker.

I played trough all of it 3 times.
8 is a bit much but i can totally understand someone liking the game that much.
I pity you, because fun is completely dead for you.

W3 literally got them to developer A list. Bethesda was there for a long time. CDPRs next games will be insanely successful commercially if they keep the quality.

The biggest problem is that you have to KILL someone with a headshot.
And it has to be a ONE SHOT KILL.
So you need to be built just right and be facing specific types of enemies and even then it's not 100% of the time, there's always a random element and on top of all that the hitboxes are utter fucking garbage.
It's a terrible achivement not just because of what it requires you to do, but because the game is ACTIVELY FIGHTING AGAINST YOU with terrible fucking mechanics preventing you from doing something that would otherwise be simple to accomplish.
Even if you're doing everything right, you still won't get it 100% of the time exactly, and that grinds your goddamn brain until it's one smoldering nugget of flaming butthurt,

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Ah yes because RPGs are known to have great gameplay loops when you boil it down huh, amirite?
Name one fucking game idiot

>3 times
Jesus
Why the fuck do you even answer to my post
I understand if you want to replay some shit like kotor, vtmb or fnv. Replaying tw3 when you got everything in one walktrough is beyond me

I enjoy trying out new builds, mods and NG+, a bit like Skyrim. It helps being a major witcher fan

If you really like the witcher universe, they're worth a playthrough. But if you really can't be arsed, just watch a playthrough on youtube, I agree that they are a bit dated and I think TW2 is even worse than TW1

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>I understand if you want to replay some shit like kotor, vtmb or fnv
I did that dozens of times.
>Replaying tw3 when you got everything in one walktrough is beyond me
You don't, if you truly want to 100% it 2 times is the required minimum.

>W3 literally got them to developer A list.
That was Witcher 2. They made W3 with Microsoft’s and WB’s money.

>Replaying tw3 when you got everything in one walktrough is beyond me
There's multiple choices you can make which can only be seen with different playthroughs

Bet you are some slavshit that got his own uncharted on pc

No one reasonable hates this game. Storytelling, world and design are 100%.
Game play is piss easy at any difficulty and gets repetitive but it's not enough to make the game bad,
Anyone who says otherwise is a contrarian and their opinion is irrelevant.

What the fuck are you on about moron? You can’t experience everything in one playthrough. Also the real game starts on NG+.

>new builds
“Builds” are irrelevant.

im western european

Witcher 3 is good, I liked it but I literally CAN'T play it anymore because it's just boring and a complete slog to go through once you know the story and how everything plays out, including the missions.
Maybe if the combat was actually good, it'd help but sadly it's not really that good and it just makes everything feel more like a chore to go through again.

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Do you get paid in tracksuits and/or potatoes?

I still can’t get a consensus.

Controller or Keyboard?

>*whistles for magic horse*
>*autoruns on road to quest marker*
>*toucan sam vision activates*
>"Mhmm....giant slash marks all over the victim....a Drowner™, gotta be"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*follows nose*
>*guys in Drowner™ costumes appear*
>"OY BLOODY 'ELL FUCKING CUNT SHIT FUCK CUNT, IT'S A FUCKIN' WITCHER IT IS! GET 'EM"
>"Shit you stink" ALALALALALALALALA *sets guys on fire and they stumble and recover immediately, does a cinematic slash and cuts guys in half*
>"Mhmm....Bandits™ pretending to be Drowners™......better tell the village head about this"
>"Come on, Roach"
>*autoruns on road back to village*
>"OY BLOODY FUCK CUNT WITCHAH, WOT ABOUT DA CONTRACT WESE PAIDS YA FOR YA BLOODY FUCKING CUNT?"
>"Just some bastards posing as Drowners™, here's proof" *shows flipper*
>"OY KURWA, HERE'S YA REWARD DA WHOLE VILLAGE CHIPPED IN"
>"Drowning in Danger" Complete AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>10 crowns received

>multiple choices
Too bad almost all of them aren't distinc from one another. Like Baron quest line. He fucks off with his wife general takes the castle. Baron dies, general takes over the castle.

Why is the game's story so linear if it has an open world? No matter what you do, you always arrive and the same exact points in the game, its only the ending that changes slightly.

It was a buggy mess too, but lets forget about that.... Cdpr totally doesnt have shills working for them around the net.

I'm also western european
and i love weeb games too, probably half the shit you play, i also play and i'm better at it than you are

i love it.
especially gettting to the end and starting the dlc's. everything about them is so fucknig good.

The best way to play this game is on youtube

>real game starts on ng+

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The fans and the fact it's being put on a pedestal for doing nothing that wasn't already in a Bioware or Rockstar game many many years before it

CONTROLLER OF COURSE

>weeb
I love smash. Remember Etika??

No mention of the town that gets slaughtered by wraiths or the orphans who can be saved and reappear in Novigrad? Of course not

I played through on keyboard and would assume the game would feel a lot more fluid with a controller.

witcher 3 eats my fucking ass

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What the fuck does having an open world have to do with any of that?

But they actually can write dialogue...

I can't wait for Cyberpunk to come out and sell way below expectations. You nerds need to understand that most normies have never liked that kind of setting and they never will. It's gonna flop. Even Keanu meme magic won't save it.

Who cares
It's a side shit not main

>cutting edge of the bottom of the iceberg of the seaberg underside in the dark.jpg
slow down bub

It literally does when you get all the mutations and upgraded gear

It's objectively the best game of all time, just ask anyone who disagrees what they think is better, it's always some absolute shite

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Did you just unironically die to the side wing sweep?
One of the easiest moves to avoid in the entire game?
What the fuck...?

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Rockstars better in the regard. Cyberpunk will prove that with it's immature dialogue compared to RDR

>they actually can write dialogue

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No one hates it except a handful of shit eating weebs

>I can't wait for Cyberpunk to come out and sell way below expectations.
hahahahaha
I'm gonna screencap this for later use.

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Choices are pretty good in this game what are you talking about. Mostly they only matter in a quest ending tho and not beyond with the exception of some.

I remember that I had around 500 hours and one day, after months without playing, I started playing and played all day that time but then I saw that I had 100 hours less play. Then I played more and the same thing happened, hours disappeared from the Steam record until I arrived as pic related.
I never understood.
I finished Witcher 3 with all its DLCs and the other things on the map, I deserve at least 600 marked hours :(

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It was buggy on release, but they pretty much patched them all out.

>single worst achievement in the game is
let me guess, having completed it 100% 3 times

>Rockstar can't write dialogue

RDR2 is definitely better written than TW3, and also destroys it in just about everything else as well.

My friends that only play FIFA are talking about this game. It will sale like fucking cakes.

I don't hate it, I really like it. However "the world" was not the most interesting thing about the Witcher. The characters, dialogue and plot were the most interesting thing about the Witcher so this whole shtick of "we wanted to make it open world to really let you explore the amazing world of the witcher!" was a load of horseshit, it was just a move to "Cater to a wider audience", which we all know is flat out casualization. And it's funny, because it fucking worked, and even half of Yea Forums ate it up without saying a word. Every other aspect of the series had been dumbed down and super watered down, in favor of the open-world collect-a-thon "Let's go fuck off and do absolutely anything other than the main plot" bullshit that they pulled. It's still a good game, but it's a terrible Witcher game. Narratively it's so fucking weak, and that was the series' strong point up until then.

And now it's been reduced to a fucking card game for Twitch.

you can nitpick any game though. the fact is that it's not objectively the best game of all time because there are actual non-trolls that don't like the game. for them, everything outside of a linear hallway is too much. They are afraid of any choice and giving them the option to start anywhere frustrates them. They need to be told where to go and what to do. And it's not like W3 doesn't hold your hand, it's that they need the game to think for them as well.

Yes, they can copy-paste dialogue from the books...

you must have hated the casualization of witcher 2 then.

Even this bad exmaple is better than anything in fucking Bioware games.

>year of the lord 2019
>199 hours meaning anything

If a game doesn't get AT LEAST 500 hours by its players, its a trash game

They didn't though.

Thats why the DLCs are the best right...

>Rockstar is well written
>late 19th century America
>”remember to respect women and blacks brother!”

Fuck off

>

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Pfff I have close to 500... I think. Pirated the game

It's sell reasonably well due to the hype, but it won't be an insane Rockstar level success because it just won't quite reach that huge normie casual audience.

RDR2 is the best game ever made , tw3 was shit even compared to the first two games.

Nice try dude.

Let's not forget how they made the KKK literally brain dead and that you also get good boy points for killing them instead of getting bad body points for random acts of murder like you do on civilians or people you bump onto on the road when walking or riding your horse.

[ ] greet
O antagonize

What the fuck is this silly rockstar shilling?

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SEETHING plebs

Please show me where in TW3 you get any option to interact with NPCs at all aside from spamming E to talk to them to the ones you're allowed to and then just having them repeat the same greeting lines over and over again?

At least you can actually talk to some. By the way the gameplay loop is almost the same in W3 and RDR2. Writing I guess is better in RDR2 but its also more linear without at least some role playing aspect.

It's this antiCDPR sperg again. Pretty sure he made this thread.

shilling for what? start living in the real world where RDR2 was crowned the game of this generation.

The only drastic changes were the talent system and the combat. Other than that it was very very close to Witcher 1 and improved upon via alternate story paths and with cinematic dialogue cutscenes rather than just standing there speaking. I would have liked for them to keep up with the more RPG-styled combat, but Witcher 2's actiony combat is so rigid that it it's challenging the first play through, assuming you play on the hardest mode first, and it still feels good. I do, but I don't know how many other people do. But, no, Witcher 2 was, aside from the obvious changes, a big improvement over 1, I loved it.

The problem is 3 made such huge, massive swinging changes from 2 that it felt like shit.

What the fuck is Geralt's problem with authority?
I remember trying the game out a while back and you get the quest to talk to some King or nobleman about a Griffin or some big animal killing people
when you get there he's talking to a peasant who is worried they might not have some amount of product for him in time and the King or whatever is completely understanding and even said something like "I'm speaking to you as a worker to another worker" or something like that
and Geralt is just such a dick to him in dialogue for seemingly no reason at all
what is up with that?

>terrible movement both on horse and on foot
>copy pasted points of interest
>copy pasted side quests
>boring combat, only a few enemy types most of which defeated by light attacks and dodges
>terrible rewards for exploration, mosly useless junk except for set recipes

They both fall flat on different aspects, I'm willing to give RDR2 a few more points though over the fact that the gameplay is at least somewhat better, got all those fluid animations, ragdolling, etc so at least you can fuck around with stuff in the open world, there's not much to fuck around with in TW3, you just kind of follow the storyline there and explore places for loot and stuff.

What? You literally cannot get the best weapon and armor sets in the game without exploration.

ok nignog EA/bethshit shill

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Geralt has a rocky history with the Nilfgaardians.

>What the fuck is Geralt's problem with authority?
Geralt is seen as a dangerous mutant.
He's not human, hasn't been in a long time.
He's constantly surrounded by entire institutions that would very gladly see him burn for just existing.
He's also had a number of very bad experiences in the past with people in power, and kings especially.

>autorun to quest
>roll roll slash roll roll
>monster dead
>autorun back
best game ever

I don't.
I opened a salt business on top of this game, gained me a fortune

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I agree. The open world and exploration is bad in W3. Overall it depends on how much do you value some decision making in quests. I like Witcher more overall but both games are great, doesnt matter what /v faggots are saying.

He dislikes milfgaardians

as opposed to RDR2 where there's literally nothing to do in the open, a flat and shitty stoyrline with like 6 optional missions.

Nilfgaardians are insane savages.
>"I'm speaking to you as a worker to another worker
The officer was lying.

>RPGs are known to have great gameplay loops when you boil it down huh, amirite?
No. They aren't. That's the point.

An RPG allows you to get involved in the setting to the point where the gameplay takes a backseat because you're caught up in your character's development, see:
Vampire the Masquerade: Bloodlines
Witcher 1/2
Planetcape Torment
Deus Ex

This allows you to get away with shitty gameplay because it's all really just a shiny cover for a well written point and click adventure. These games break free of the "loop" structure frequently, or hide it in an engaging story when they use it. However, that takes a lot of effort on the writing side, which most modern devs dont want to do.

Devs generally nowadays opt for the Action RPG structure - which is defined a focus on combat through a variety of builds that allow you to approach different encounters in entertaining ways, see:
Diablo1/2
Divinity Original Sin
Souls Games
Fallout Games (though 1/2 are decent RPGs as well)

This lets you get away with the shitty "loop" because the gameplay itself is fun and varied and the story is just enough to give you purpose, so you see the treadmill but just don't care. Getting 10 bear asses for fuckstick McGee is fine when you're playing Dragons Dogma Dark Arisen and styling all over Garms.

Like Skyrim and FO3, TW3 occupies a weird limbo between the two that just makes it awful to play. The writing isn't generally engaging/branching enough to break the loop or distract you from it, and the combat isnt fun enough to stand on its own. Once again, Bloody baron is a notable exception, but that's a small part of the game. It's also heartbreaking because you see what TW3 could have been if CDPR hadn't stretched themselves so thin.

That being said, I haven't played the DLCs. Given the fact that they are smaller and required less on the tech side, I fully expect they've probably recaptured some of that writing magic from 1/2 by devoting more resources to it.

Vivienne should have been fuckable

You should try the DLCs. They fixed the game.

It's a mediocre hack-and-slash with forced RPG mechanics just to say it's a CRPG and the story is plagiarized from Elric of Melniboné. However, it's really good at playing pleasant sound and visual effects that cause a small dopamine release, the way other shitty games like World of Warcraft and microtransaction-riddled mobile games do. People who like Witcher are like the lab rats that chose to stimulate the pleasure center of their brain until they starved to death.

Ah, what a woke individual.
Truly red pilled and based.
Unique, unlike all the rest of them.

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animation priority over responsive controls
male power fantasy incel storyline

i'm just a little too mature for it

Doesn’t all entertainment boil down to this?

>i'm just a little too mature for it
what the fuck kind of games do ''mature'' people like you play then?

>male power fantasy

Playing as a tranny in CP2077 should be of great interest to you

Because it was popular, and even if it's little bit overrated (gameplay wise is shallow but have nice writing overall) still was one of the best things in that year.

>The writing isn't generally engaging/branching enough to break the loop or distract you from it
This is where you are objectively wrong.

Funny how it’s low test soý drinking incels who dislikes the game.
Hit the gym and get laid fatty.

Ok so now both sides are incels?
If everyone is an incel does that mean i finally get to have sex?

Yes go right ahead friend and have some sex