Tfw 42ºC outside

with air

>what is Celcius

>42ºC
>Hot

Stop being such a pussy user.

Slow and steady until my body is ready.

I really don't. Just rewatching 20 year old movies for the nth time.

air conditioning, my son

by turning on the AC and not playing outside ya dingus

>42 degree celcius
>hot

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Do you live in a desert?

C U T E A N D F U N N Y
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A
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>How do you even get in the mood to play games when in heat?
jerk off a few times

The guy who drew this must be a really funny guy

>tfw 15°C

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Uuuuuhhh...
uuuuUUUUUUUHHHHH!!!
C-CUUUNNNYY! CUNNYYYYYYY! UGH! UGH! CCCCCCUNNAAAAYYYYY

>Join guild in eso
>There's an australian girl (male) on discord of course, roleplaying as a werewolf trying to yiff with other members.
How far your prison island has fallen.

Comfy 17°C | 63F for the fat people

this, tbqh

small cute slender little girls

>go to work when its cold and the wind is howling
>get home when its hot and damp

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Imagine being under that desk...
Imagine her girl thing in your face...
Imagine going in for a lick...

Not OP but I do. But everyone out here has central AC so it's not a problem. Unless he's poor, in which case we should all laugh at time.

It's a constant struggle keeping my PC from overheating. I don't even like seeing it over 50 degrees. Having it jump to 80 when playing a resource intensive game is a nightmare.

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Europoors can't afford air conditioning

>tfw 107°C inside

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It's been 14C up here during the day

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>63F
I swear to fuck Mark, if you turn the AC down below 70 I will whip you with my sweater like a stagecoach driver.

You aquire a wet cold towel and a fan.

>still wearing pantyhose
slut

>C
>mutts
We use Fahrenheit over here in the correct nation, dumb 3rd worlder.

>I don't know what heat is: The Post

Why are you gaming in a sauna?

What's that in non commie units?

I love hot c*nny

>Eurogarbage
>Not subhuman mutts
Fucking kill yourself nigger. Nice cope.

No, but I live in a dessert.

We don't really need it.

RIP user

scientists don't use Fahrenheit, therefore y'all dumb

lost
Its actually pissing down here.

Oh my god, can you imagine what her thigh high socks will be smelling after a day of her wearing them in that heat? I would pay 100 Eurodollars for them.

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>42°c
42 cunny?

What's it like having to spend half your day running from the cartels/isis to not get your head chopped off?

air conditioning is fucking horrible for you. It's also not an interesting investment in a country where shit like this happens like a week every 100 years

I dont understand this meme. I like it cool so I set it at 71 degrees burgerheit. It will cool until it reaches that degrees. Only problem is power bill is a little higher in the summer.

Do you not have phones(air conditioning)?

People who take pride in their nationality tend to use it as a fallback for lack of their personal achievements. Because even when you're a waste of space, at least you can take pride of the group you were assigned to at birth right?

Dude 20°C is fucking hot
T. Canadian

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I still don't get why everyone picks C over F.

More scientifically accurate

>ice at 0
>boil at 100
wow so hard

Hows it like running through chocolate pudding?

Because Euros love sucking c°ck

fuck geese desu. They're pests who shit everywhere, we have an infestation of them where i live and there's no avoid them or their droppings. They're aggressive fucks too.

>Celsius
Closely tied to properties of water, the most important element of our lives

>Fahrenheit
Most precise, but arbitrary and means jackshit.

Imagine what her seat smells like

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You're right. The weather here is a comfy 288.15 K.

Well, I'm working, so by the time I get out it should be in the 70sF. Then I'll play some more dragons dogma on switch. I'm never not in the mood for more of that game.

Shoot em

Because America fucking sucks and is probably homosexual. Yes America likes to put penis in man's butt. ahahaha, homos american pigs.

>pantyhose
Retard.

Gather 'round, brevs

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>where shit like this used to happen like a week every 100 years
Welcome to global warming. Also welcome to people saying global warming is impossible because we live on a flat earth and the excess carbon dioxide would just dissipate over the ice wall.

Because Cute is a really good trait, Funny is overrated

Yea? Maybe I'll suck your cock. How'd you like that you fucking fag

Now that's better.

How is it any more precise than other systems? Decimal numbers exist.

>vita
Gross

high fifties in burgrenheit

PM your pals who are also in heat and help each other that's how.

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>more precise
Eh debatable C is more accurate in the negatives then again why dont we all just use Kelvin?

user please, I am in nofap

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We don't have that shit up here in icingland.
We only get pudding after it rains, I used to play in it as a kid but not anymore.

>got wisdom teeth out
>look like a retard
>jaw hurts more than your mother's does after a high school basketball game
>tired and constipated from pain meds
kill me bros

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>mfw it's starting to get cold at night again

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ITS 29°C what the fuck im literally sweating buckets

They liter the ethnics side of the town so it's just a mild annoyance but it still makes me mad every time i walk to get some beer i'm at risk of being robbed and attacked by geese.

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it's ok user, she has a cock

What is the feeling of snowboarding through a valley of vanilla ice cream?

Have sex

Please no, I have a waifu and 3 games on steam.

I don't.
I can't play video games in this heat.
Any tips Yea Forumsros?

Kek leaf army here you have no clue how many are shot on live ranges

>dreading how miserable summer was going to be since spring was really warm
>so far summer has felt more like spring than spring did
What the fuck?

>her

Celsius is better for science, Fahrenheit is better for first world, temperate societies. In most temperate countries the weather ranges from roughly 0 degrees Fahrenheit to 100 degrees Fahrenheit.

AaAaAaAaAaAaAHhHhHhH!

>rest of euroland is dealing with the blistering heat
>meanwhile i'm sitting here at a comfy 10-20 °C
Best temperature. Best of luck with my other yurofrens

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I don't understand these threads. Is it pure shitposting or is AC just not common outside of America?

I put the fan on max and sit it right next to me and then take the occasional break to jerk off to loli

>Not being a nudist when it gets hot
It's like you enjoy being wrapped in sweaty fabric

>Cartels not pushing hershey chocolate syrup ripe for fresh syringes ready to be injected through your water ice igloo ridden county.

i had all 4 taken out last year and not only did i experience all of those things, but the antibiotics i was taking gave me some of the worst pain i've ever felt in my life. heartburn so bad and it wouldnt go away. that combined with hiccups that lasted for over 10 hours. it was misery

It's unironically between 2°C and 15°C in Brazil right now. It's literally snowing in some places.

Perfect weather for vidya.

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Fresh sheets
Minimal clothes
Circulating air
Cold drinks
Plenty of Popsicles

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What are you doing, Konata?

It's been early 20s here in Bongland, cloudy too.

user, you snivelling, floppy dicked mutt.
When courage is needed, you're never around.
Those medals you wear on your soi-laden chest
Should be there for bumbling at which you are best.

So, stop that cunny
Stop that cunny, Stop that cunny, Stop that cunny
Stop that cunny Stop that cunny STOP THAT CUNNY
NAOOOOOOO!

Nibble it
Grab it
Smash it
Crash it
Stop that cunny NAO!

Dilate, seething tranny, you will never be a woman, how much do you have to cope knowing that literal 2d children get more dick than you'll ever will?

c-c-c-c--c--cc-c.....

now that's a puffy vulva

to be fair 2d children get a LOT of dick

How do I fuck cunny?

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This is stupid, I'm just gonna jack off.

It's 25° Cunny here. Everything good.

>Welcome to global warming
nothing that happened in the past 5 year is "global warming", climate change is an average over 100 + year worth of data. You are ironically acting like those american politics that brought a snowball at the congress to "prove" it not warming.

Same all 4 taken out. Didn't realize how fucking bad it hurts until the numbness went away. I hate sharp things in and around my face so I was gripping the chair like an autist but I powered through it.
Fuck. Our bodies really didn't evolve to live past 30 years did it? Growing useless shit an all.

oh yeah you creatures exist.

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Mostly the latter but people also take advantage of these kinda threads for their My Country > Your Country shitposting

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Show it your candy.

>BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

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This. You can easily tell when you'll need to prepare for dangerous temperatures when approaching 0 or 100 degrees Fahrenheit. Meanwhile in Celsius 0 degrees is nothing and 100 is death. Celsius is better for science because of how much easier it is for math.
Also you can feel the changes between one unit of Fahrenheit when Celsius needs decimals more often to accurately display the real temperature.

Yes, and everywhere.

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Mine must be Australian because it only works when it's upside down; otherwise it makes this weird screeching noise.

>tfw sititng in a comfy 60 degree a/c chilled room right now

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On that note

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The best kind of shitposting to be fair. As long as people are creative with bants and it's not just
>mutts
>muslim
Back and forth even though europeans have to regularly run away from muslim rape gangs to protect their wizardry status.

>go camping
>step in dogshit that some asshole didn't pick up
>can't clean them because of a lack of running water, can't track it around the campground >only have sandals left, wear socks over them in a useless attempt to curb the onslaught of mosquitoes that's about to happen
>feet fucking covered in mosquito bites

God, if only

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>canadians

get fucked

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How does it feel to know that the 2013 Nebula Award winner was right, that it predicted exactly the way you would talk?

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GIVE ME THE C!!!

>make a loli thread
>people start arguing about celsius and fahrenheit
OP right now

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>Only got 1 of my wizdom teeth, the rest don't seem to have ever formed
>Wizdom tooth is horizontal
>Need it out really because it makes a gap between it and the tooth next it that dirt can get into
>Know getting this out will fucking SUCK so been putting it off for many years

Fuck that.

We're always around. Both in the real world and in the internet.

It's like Stalingrad in here, with me smashing one these fucker every ten minutes, why do they keep coming for me, there are like 39 other tennants here.

based american retard

>got scammed.

>First world
>Can't even get an AC

The only problem I had was how fucking dry my throat was making it hard to even swallow water.

NO
I DONT WANT THAT

>+8°C here in BRHUE
>freezingjacknicholson.exe
Really don't know how you north hemisphere fags can take this shit.

>whynotboth.jpg

Do you live outside, user?

What is the obsession with flat chests?

>Wasting money on an AC for a few weeks of the year
Getting an AC would be fucking stupid.

I hang mine on my AC vent, seems to work.

Sometimes i think it's just a psi-op and south america was nuked away long ago. All that's left are mutated monkeys that infest free to play games. I also believe chinese people are a hivemind insectoid race that decided to wreck all economy in the world including economies in muh MMOs so there's that.

I haven't gotten to that part though but I did realize how laborious it is to fucking swallow spit, and drinking was basically out the window for a good 4 hours afterwards.
My whole mouth hurts, even my front teeth.
Fuck FUCK

Real girls with natural big tits always have ugly faces, meanwhile flatties are always cute
Also I'm a pedo

>.

c-c-c

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For me, it's the idea of allowing a budding girl to explore herself at her own pace with me being able to give her an extra push if she needs it. Popped a boner just thinking about it. Of course this is 2D only, 3DPD and all.

34°C here in Texas, perfect swimming weather.

sauce?

You prefer PSP?

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You're the same faggot from the other thread, then again dwelling in heatstroke temperatures instead of cooling off seems very intelligent.

There's no discussion to be had.
C wins because it stands for Cunny.

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Tell me, why is it so puffy?

Would you do a cunny if it was legal and would you want it to be legal?
Just a hypothetical question

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kill yourselves.

I want to use that as my pillow

lmao at this europoor. Stay sweaty

this screams placebo

Yeah man fuck cooling off in weather that people die in heatstroke in.

I've talked to at least 3 women that said they thought uncut dicks were gross, and one said they smelled awful. Enjoy your unappealing, pig-in-a-blanket dick.

But she is already laying on it?

point a fan at you and have it on low so you get a light breeze going without making you freezing

>every years, for decades
shit itself doesn't even cost much

do have the power bill, but that's only connected to how much you use it

He meant the DS silly billy.

Fucking nobody outside of the land of the freedom fries uses Fahrenheit.

VR is pretty much unplayable except at night because unless I want to set my thermostat to 60 and pay $500 for my electric bill I will sweat to death

My biggest problem was finding stuff to eat that didn't hurt like hell, the doc gave me a fucking stupid low dose of painkillers that didn't work. Noodles helped me, also hope your surgeon was good, mine left a permanent scar in the back of my gum line that now gets food stuck in it. Fuck that guy.

>he thinks i care about opinions of some 3 Ameriorc women and Jewish/Muslim slaves
LEL

Does this work? Please tell me I hate these fucking things

He specifically put the "C" in there to denote Celsius
Stop trying to meme

>Sweaty
It's actually not that bad here. Enjoy your sweltering heat faggot.

AOC is 14 here, fuck off Amerimutt, I have never broken the law, not even in my imagination

Their homes are built of wood and insulating materials. Also they have internal heating although many choose not to use any.

Brick homes like we have in here are not suitable for cold weather.

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>8C in room
>have to play video games on PC or you'll die

they're very beautiful

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I don't know if you're burgers or Australians, if the former, based retard. If the latter, fuck off and die.

Imagine falling for bait this hard.

good job, user, your trolling skills are superb

Ive just decided on not eating anything for the next 2-3 days.

Do you think the price is the same as places where they are used all year?

>He doesn't clean his dick
>Being glad that the jews mutilated his dick

Whatever you say, smeggy. I'll be over here basking in the pussy I've obtained from my majestic, homegrown, trimmed, free range, mushroomesque cock.

Not everything is bait, you know.

>Thread is about high heat.
>Complains about paying for AC.
im still laughing faggot

why are you trying to appeal to a woman, and not trying to make her appeal to you? you are losing the game before you even start playing.

>He has a dick
Get a load of this fag

>.

If you don't reproduce via spores you're a faggot.

my dick smells like salmon sometimes even after showering. why?

Eating helps with recovery, don't want to fast and wreck your immune system. Trust me, eat noodles and boil them until they're soft as fuck and mush it with your tongue against the roof of your mouth. It's life saving advice that helped me, wish somebody would've given me that advice.

Don't even know how you get dick cheese and i'm uncut. I guess Amerisharts don't bathe daily and ejaculate in their sleep, that's the only two explanations.
Anyhow, you are a Jew/Muslim slave who left a tip at birth as your pledge of allegiance. Your opinions are less valuable than a dog's.

>GPU idling at 60+ degrees
Should I change the thermal paste out? How often should that be done on a graphics card?

for me it's oppai l*li

you typically only need it for 1 room, a small weak unit shouldn't be that bad (the kind you don't even need to mount, and just plug a tube in the window) unless you live in india or some shit

>work/game in a sweatbox of an office with only a deskfan
Kill me.

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get an appointment with Jeffrey Epstein

>he cleans his dick
You do realize girls are turned on by the smell of smegma, right?

>t.

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where do you live and what is the legality of prostitution

t-there's m-more

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I would rather marry a cute little girl than some old hag with a bunch of hanging fat

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they were indoctrinated that natural anatomy is "gross"
what's "gross" is tightly strapping a newborn infant to a board and mutilating his healthy genitals against his will
show those women a video of the process with the audio and they wouldn't think natural genitals so "gross"

unzip dick

Did someone cut old phone wires and put some Raid on it?

false flagging europoor.

Based but bluepilled

reminds me of when I used to hide porn on my psp and fap in the bathroom when no one was home lmao

I unironically live in my mother's basement and it's always cold here.

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>Climate change is totally dangerous guys we need to act fast
>Sensible person says it's from data over a hundred years in the making
>No no the world has a decade left to fix this or we all die
>Sensible person says nuclear power is the best bet over the long run
>NO, WE NEED TO STOP COW FARTS, BUILD WATER TRAINS, AND BAN PLASTIC STRAWS
American politics are beyond a fucking joke even to Americans. President Curmacho when?

Fuck off we are full

>legality of prostitution
Very illegal, and all the good looking prostitutes fucked off to Germany anyway

COMBO BREAKER

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>Spores

Fission is the current hotness grandpa.

thats what I was thinking

BASEDMENT CHAD

This is impossible, all Americans are circumcised. It's the invasive euromutts that think that rubbing spices between their armpits and shoving their face in a bidet counts as a shower. Then they unsuccessfully try to court our women with their hooded chodes and end up crying and joining MGTOW.

>tfw used to live in the basement and the humidity was so fucking high that your ancient PC died due to literally rusting

I'm sitting my ass here in temperature that's pretty fine. Not too hot, not to cold, no need to spend money on heating/cooling and if the heat does get too hot I crack open the window and maybe take my shirt off. All for free.

Again, enjoy your sweltering heat faggot.

maybe if you guys werent so fat you'd sweat less

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>Convert to islam
>Go to islamic country
>Buy a goat
>Trade it to farmer for his daughter
Is that easy

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Alright this is TOO puffy

If only Cirno was real and could keep me cool...

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maybe you should have a handler if you worry about accidentally killing yourself because you don't understand numbers

I unironically live in the attic, lets trade and prep me for your mom.

That's awfully puffy

Yeah I know, but they go outside, eventually.
>inb4 do you know where we are

Very puffy

I get the feeling I wouldn't be so fat if I sweated more.

I'm not fat. I just sweat buckets.

Based basement user.

I usually drag a chair and tabel into my basement during the summer, just to enjoy the cold and dark.

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Fat loli cunt

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We need to go puffier.

Wtf is chodes? Never heard that word b4

I envy you hotfags, it's 18 fucking degrees here in the middle of summer

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AOC being 14 is normal for many parts of the world. There's a wikipedia article listing it for all countries.

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Its pretty cool where I am at the moment.
im still laughing

>42ºC

But it's 17ºC...

I wish she'd keep my PC cool.

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This doesn't look healthy

basically micopenis

wh-what happens if you don't get them taken out?

>Islamic prophet marries loli
>Islamic heaven gives men several concubines
>all the concubines are old hags
What the FUCK??

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it's a dick thats wider than it is long

>It's been roughly 11-13ºC today in Finland
>Mom's freezing her ass off while I'm waltzing around in shorts and sandals without socks and I'm not feeling it, even with the wind chill
Feels good to have that natural ice resistance.

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with the width of a soda can.

>Heat has driven user mad he's laughing at nothing now
Brain fried.

I have AC, you poor fuck.
Get a job.

But I'm not fat. I weigh under 85 kilos and am 195~ cm tall.

>not even a full 14C outside
Summer is over.

They grow fully and crowd your mouth IIRC.

smegma is nowhere near as bad as you americans and child genital mutilators say it is
the majority of your doctors don't even know the basic functions of male genitals

I've lived abroad and I've worn(and still own) jackets for weathering snow. It's nothing like what we wear, it stays warm even at -40°C. Your face will still sting though.

lmao you dont have AC?

faggot, it's much easier to deal with cold than hot.

With hot, your only option is air conditioning, which are complex machines and prone to failure and malfunction as well as being expensive.

When it's cold, you have tons of easy options. Put on more layers of clothes, put on a blanket, heaters which are insanely simple construction so have very low failure chance, fires, and more.

Also, cool weather makes computers run better whereas hot weather makes your PC run worse because it's harder to dissipate heat

when I was in hospital for a couple of weeks and didn't fap my balls doubled in size maybe its like that but for grills

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Nope, just around 80°F outside, lower inside. Im only laughing at you :)

Im basically naked since 2 months now, all I wear are loose shorts around the house since I live with people.

honestly with this weather the only discomfort is wearing headphones having long hair doesnt help

>tfw homeless and have to sleep in car
>tfw 100 degrees in central Texas heat
>tfw up for the past 23 hours cuz can't sleep at night and it's too hot during the day

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AOC is 29 dumbasses

Next time you get hiccups fill a glass with water, and drink from the opposite side with the opposite lip, bending your head and upper body down. It's an old family trick that works 100% of the time.

post pic of mom pls

>not knowing the real reason
the jews are actually collecting everyone's wisdom teeth to harness their power and eventually rule the world. they are almost there.
this "crowds your mouth/gets painful" meme needs to die

Any shaded spots to park in? Makes a huge difference

Man I wish long hair wasn't so annoying half the time.

You gain uncomfortable but highly esoteric knowledge, that's why the elites have spread a myth about needing to have yours removed.

i would like to but toddlers and kids are too dump to remember "more complicated" numbers such as 273,16

Depends on the person. Some people will have dental problems if they don't have them removed. Pretty much back in the old days, it was pretty much a garuntee that you would lose several teeth by the time you were an adult, so wisdom teeth helped fill in the gaps. Now with modern dentistry and daily brushing of teeth, there are no gaps for the wisdom teeth to fill so the can cause problems.

A lot of people do not need them removed though, so don't worry about it if your dentist never recommended it.

They can impact which can cause problems which can lead to damage to the other teeth and raise the risk of infections.

Don't do this

>all these mutts doesn't know Celcius

I've been doing this for 20 years and it's fine.

Manipulating numbers in the 250 to 300 range is more cumbersome for everyday use than in the -10 to 40 range.

how come? i watched it work from american cartoons so there has to be some truth to it right?

man good luck out there

A dentist can only buy three new gold watches instead of four

It causes nervous gas.

it does but its hot

also soaking t-shirt in water so the evaporate cools you

also a portable fan

also keeping door open so niggers can rob me i mean so there is a breeze

It creates mustard gas!

>when u panic wake up you accidentally pull it
>the care you gotta put in
>brushing
>hair getting in the way all the time , god forbid wind or head pointing downwards

yet i do it because its the only look i like myself in

>people don't know about a thing that they never use in their daily lives
>Wow what retards!

He's memeing, it absolutely works.

they're aesthetically pleasing

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>drink from the opposite side
>now my entire desk is wet
Thanks, asshole

sauce on this qt?

You can fit the entire boob in your mouth

I play DIRDE to cool off.

anyone needing their wisdom teeth removed outside of major physical impact ate too much soft food growing up

I bought an AC, I was getting tired of these increasingly hot summers.

kek you're suppose to do it standing up retardo

I will never understand how you can be "poor" or "homeless" in this country when it drops opportunities in your lap.

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sometimes you need a little less cowtit

Why is cunny illegal if it's so attractive?

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By being white

not even all american blacks are and they come from an actual genital mutilating culture

>This is impossible
Only if you are an Ameriorc.

Im fit. I sweat because of my muscle mass, unironically

Looks like i found the good thread

Legal where i live

Unfair competition

>those sun and moon prostitution doujins

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artist looks like senke kagero

It's too good to be legal.

>he doesn't know the real reason muslims are so fanatic is because they will get loli harems in heaven
convert infidel

>American Streetshitter talking about hygiene
LEL

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Man, having a little sister is amazing, I love her so much

Real little girls are fucking disgusting.

Feminism

>you don't need to know things that never gonna use
The reason muttland imports intellegent people.

ugh. PLEASE have sex

Wrong, they are absolutely cute and funny

>tfw feeling a bit cold with the AC being too strong ON PURPOSE so staying comfy with blankets while sitting in this at the PC

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more like BASEDment amirite?

Feels good mate

california is not america, most of us refuse to even acknowledge it as part of this great nation and are hopeful that these earthquakes will continue until that unwanted mass of land is completely gone.

proof?

this is obviously because of indian immigrants

>I only want to fuck CARTOON, children, mom, this is totally different!

can i have some of yours then

it wasn't illegal a 100 years ago, males are naturally attracted to the most young and fertile of females

San Francisco is not all of California and non-coastal states are literally bumfuckistan

AC makes my computer nice and quiet.

I fucking hate Florida.

Using Celsius doesn't inherently make you intelligent. We just use it because we always have used it and it's almost too late to change now.

Cute and funny but not fuck able in any way, shape or form.

That sure as hell was though

I like to think it's because of all the illegals they are stuffing down there.

Next few days finna be hot
Help me bros

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This is how Americans bathe. Astonishing.

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>I only want to raid peoples' houses and throw them into a cage together with rapists and murderers for looking at lines on a paper mom

thanks user ur a life saver

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Because it's SO difficult to use a Farenheit to Celcius converter.

Just get an AC. Here an America, almost everyone has one. Or have a fan blowing directly on where you will be sitting.
My AC stopped working last week, so while I was waiting for someone to fix it, I had a small fan blowing on me, and my ceiling fan helped to circulate air. I also had fruit juice with ice (I usually never put ice in my drinks.)

Stay cool eurobro

it's better for science but farenheit is objectively superior for weather

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>58
>hot
pussy

cunts

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Dejicunny

it's never too late, just start up by constantly showing both in reports, and kids that hate their parents will get used to the new hype thing that makes more sense, and their parents will eventually die

>arbitrary
Every time someone says this, I immediately discard their opinion. The Fahrenheit system is based off of the Romer scale, which uses base 60, because astronomy.

>The look on that dog's face

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it went from 40C to 14C in just a week
not that I'm complaining
fuck summer

lmao. keep seething about our endless superiority

feels good being a flyover state, fuck off we're full, and by full I mean, we have a population density that is on average 1% of what your shitty city has and we still want less fucking people, fuck off we are full.

HOLY FUCKING PUFFY

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aoc is a trick the jews threw roastie feminist hags to transfer more wealth from white men :(

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Why use two different units of measurement for the same thing in the first place?
Alternatively:
>Because it's SO difficult to use a different digital storefront

Superiority.

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Based

>Not fuckable
A hole is a hole

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The holocaust did not happen but it should

>Brush to scrub between the flabs.
>Yeah, sure, I guess that makes sen-
>mfw it sinks in almost all the way.
What has to happen before they realise it's become a problem? Does their feeding hand have to rot from diabetes before they figure out they fucked up?

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The digital storefront thing never mattered to me. I'm only using the store for less than a minute to purchase the game. I'm not going to stay in the store. I'm going to play the game.

Pretty sure it was.

imagine the smell

Not when that hole has shit piss and smegma looking puss all over it

>mfw reading the first page of the sequel of this doujin
I wasn't expecting that

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you have to be 18 to post here

>ameripoo
>retard
Shocking

>that tomato-red underbelly
>those unending flaps
>the sausage fingers
Fatties truly are the most disgusting creatures known to mankind

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How would you know?

I wish I was a cute anime girl so I could play vidya naked and be cute.
I hate this image because it reminds me of this every time, and it'll never happen.

It happened and this is the planets cumulative guilt at work.

I have a little sister.

Should use a rag on a stick instead

so let me get this straight
all you have to do to keep a shitposting thread up for a few hours or at least up to 250 posts is to make it a thinly veiled loli thread?

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It's so you won't stray from the two dimensional light.

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I'm a 35yo virgin and got hard looking and reading this thread, say something nice to make me feel better.

Most hentai girls that are not specifically MILFs are under 18.

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Yes.
Now it's time to go full cunny.

Every body loves C%NNY

Yes.
Also I want Gwen to wear a strapon and bully me.

That little girl will eventually become a hag with hanging fat, user

Stupidity and/or not caring.

I was guilty of that myself until last year when I started losing weight, was never as fat as her though.

But why are you looking at her cunny, unless she is still a baby. Babies definitely aren't fuckable

I live, work, and drive in air conditioning so I don't really care if it's hot outside. Dumbfuck Eurofag.

You won't get a gf or start a family but you can at least consume japanese otaku media for another 40 years And That's A Good Thing

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Tfw 25 here but this weekend have a two day labor job hauling around bricks all day and it's supposed to be 40 outside.

Gotta enjoy this AC and vidya while I can bros, I'm gonna burn and my body is going to be destroyed.

32C is not comfy, you absolute nigger, it's unbearably hot.

Oscillate

>gwen
The queen has arrived
Post more

>smug fox loli
dude, that's a cat

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>no game where I can play as Jack the Ripper besides Grand Order
>no new mainline Neptunia game in years so no new big adventure with Neptune
At least Disgaea 4 is getting a rerelease so Desco is happening

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It's harder than it looks to make a thread that straddles the line so evenly between loliposting and regular posting.

this is not a loli thread idiot

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You really don’t, most Lokis would be injured by full penetration even if you were a micro dicked Asian. Gentle hotdogging Loki pussy lips is the way to go.

Will I get my dick wet this summer?

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well, it CAN be comfy, but not with the usual 3000% humidity

Just be around people in a less than casual setting for close to 12 years and you'll probably see their genitalia on accident a few times.

Look at
Then look at
If you prefer 3D women you are mentally ill

RIP Billy

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Noooo...
Not at all. We're all onii- I mean, young men here.

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Come on dude at least post the colored version

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Assassins Creed Syndicate has segments in their DLC where you can play as him.

How am I supposed to relieve myself after reading that while I'm at work?

I only play handhelds in the summer. Max comfy

hmm
yes, I see
I miss making gwen threads that were half vidya discussion half gwen

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congratulations you are not a fag

Still the state that generates the most wealth and by a wide margin, seethe harder flyover

how can people find testosterone filled huge clit like this hot
browsing a thread about this on /gif/ is scarred me forever

what's that thing with yellow and blue east of Poland?

Just post the cunny already

Will america be blown into oblivion?

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Shotas?

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i honestly always dreamed to live in north europe where cold freezes normies and insect scum alike while i stay comfy as fuck in my blankets drawing and playing vidya
instead i live in south europe
at least it's not africa or south america

Russia

Where can I buy these loli hotdogs?

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if there is an extreme amount of puss or irregular discoloration, please take your sister to a female urologist as it may be infected in some way
I'd feel responsible for the health of my little sisters' genitals

it's true user my room retains heat even with the windows open and we don't have AC
I have to make a conscious decision if I want to be a sweaty mess or not play a videogame some days and I'll take breaks to just go sit outside where it's cooler.

Insulated homes without AC are a fucking mistake.

looks like fucking spider fangs

Swedish summer has heat and insects. In the north it has midnight sun and mosquitos. I'd rather move to Greenland.

until you realize that revenue is not the same as profit, you will never get anywhere. California makes nearly the most money on the planet including other entire countries, but in terms of PROFIT they lose more than almost any other state because they blow EVERYTHING on social welfare programs, sanctuary cities and other progressive retardation. They are a parasite and I wish they would secede so they could realize that even with their huge income they are still losing so much money that without papa government they are unable to function.

Chernobyl. 2nd name is Prostitutistan.

gee user its almost like people enjoy stuff like that the same way others like pumped pussies that blorp blarp at you in a vulgar manner

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Will i ever find a bf

haha
spider pussy

>not just living on the moon with your loli wife

and that's a good thing

good thread

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Well we have been telling you that lolis are predators all along.

Will I and her finally get together and do it this summer?

Who else is counting the days until fall? Fuck this horrible summer heat.

careful, there's a dangerous clown wearing the american doing a genocide up there

SONIC TOTEM NOOOOOOOO

you could just slowly sip the water making sure you're swallowing as often as possible, take in small amounts it's not the amount of liquid you're drinking but the swallowing motion itself, you can't hiccup when you're swallowing and eventually you push past it
I've only had it not work once when I had incredibly bad and violent hiccups

Hey Jeffrey, they let you have Wi-fi in jail?

what's the toothbrush for

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Should I play some videogames?

Kuro is a slut!

>loli thread
>1 hour, +400 replies
Based jannies

dental hygiene is important

Watch more Monogatari

When I was like 10 I used to walk around school alone and fantasize about finding a girl who was getting bullied and saving her.

Brushing her pussy walls clean of the guy before you

>intelligent people
>intelligent
>people

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you're fucked, kid.

Brushing teeth, dummy onii-chan.

is jerking off to loli wrong

They taking care to not delete it so that I can do some research when I get home.
I guess even if they did there's the archive but anyway.

Will I ever get my shit together and stop drinking all the time?

>this thread
youtu.be/EgQbU4SIVuo?t=149

What did I do to deserve this

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When I was 50 I used to walk around school bullying young girls

>all those toys
>phone
>mfw

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oh shit

oh no...

ah, I see
silly me

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Just, because I don't understand your gay guy lingo doesn't mean I'm underage.

why is it frowned upon dating a rori

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air conditioning

Cunnysseurs > advertisers

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no offense user but no 18+ year old doesn't know the word choad

Jealousy

>eurpoor
>faggot
Never had a doubt

because I wish that were me

>tfw 14ºC and rain
Peak summer weather desu.

>b4
Piss of underageb&.

Based on the way he originally wrote the post, I figured he was a foreigner.

>poor
kek
>faggot
Stop projecting fag

source please

Fellow Floridaman.

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keep going boys

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air cunnditioning

Roasties would stand no chance and go nuclear

A lack of mental and emotional maturity, or so the argument goes. Realistically speaking though if having your head screwed on straight and being aware of the consequences of your actions was really a requirement for having sex then an ungodly number of grown adults would be disqualified as well.

Good one loser, maybe someday you wont be assblasted. Im still laughing :)

Trying too hard to fit in

Me on the left
Jannies on the right

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Imaging playing with your cute 8 year old little sister

>A lack of mental and emotional maturity
that's why lolibabas are the one true and final choice

English is my 3rd language, but still I've never seen anyone say ''chode''. Must've been some weird slang by the looks of it.
>no offense
Nice b8.

What are you planning to do with that underage piss, user?

I'm only 71 kg, I still sweat.

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what's happening here? what is this from?

This is the conclusion I came to as well.

>lolibulls chatting about their favourite porn
>normalniggers come in and start false-flagging about raping children
Classy as always, now kys

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goddamnit I fucking wish

Lmao okay retard, literally kekking and dabbing on you right now

>japanese shadman

it's an american thing, I guess

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But mental and emotional maturity is a huge turnoff

>grrrr i don't like this thing that you are doing so i will pour water on you

Sell it.

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But I weigh 60kg only

>most Lokis would be injured by full penetration even if you were a micro dicked Asian
wrong

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>gape
>anal
ruined it

For some, sure, but I'm only stating the argument usually given for why loli is verboten.

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Prove it

>why yes, I do exclusively fap to 2d, mostly to loli incest, how could you tell?

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Train says ''Chaotianmen'' in China.

Who else /floridaman/?

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thats why you should never meet your heroes

>literally
lmao at this faggot :)

Until you realise that debt means nothing relative to value your shitty little S( )Y fields in bumfuck nowhere will never be as relevant or import as California is

Honestly that's why I stopped asking for source in any of these threads. It's always something that ends up being shit.

>ruined
improved, you mean

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>incest
Sister or daughter? this is important

>anal gape
fuck yeah thanks

Would you hire Fie?

Please, bitch. Here in South Africa that's freezing. You don't even know.

>nothing that happened in the past 5 year is "global warming"
sciencenews.org/article/europe-france-june-heat-wave-climate-change

Both but mostly sister since it's way more common

>tfw 5ºC
AAAA TAKE YOUR COLD BACK

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bigleaguepolitics.com/climate-hysteria-fails-again-feds-remove-warning-that-glaciers-will-all-be-gone-by-2020/

Sister. Daughter is really gross

Sorry, we don't spend our free time with burning tires on our necks

the only valid answer is mother/daughter

I didn't really feel that bad after getting my wisdom teeth out. The PROBLEM was that taking them out fucked up my bite so I had to get braces that didn't even work.

I swear it's a fucking scam. Only get them taken out if they become an actual problem.

>bump limit

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shit i wish it was that cold outside. comfy as fuck. i hate summer, the only positive is lots of hot girls in short ass pants outside any time of day.

It's like 60°F here in Oregon, feels comfy man.

My computer is in my basement (approx 24°C). And no I don't live in my parents' house anymore, it's MY basement in MY house, thanks.
If only my RX 590 wasn't trying to turn it into an oven it would be perfect, AMD cards are running very hot.

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Sister is just fucking gross to me, I instantly close it. Maybe because I have a sister

Daughter is ok

I can't believe this thread will hit bump limit.

>Daughter is really gross
Based cuck

>Sister or daughter?
Yes.

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I know, that's why you have all those faggots around precipitating an eventual white fire.

new thread where

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>Tfw you hate both the cold and the heat

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>inb4 mod nukes the thread after it hits page 10 and no one can post anymore

Daughter of course.

Idolcucks aren't human

You can find those videos yourself. it's actually quite easy

Oregano? Like the stuff you put on pizza?

I'll take it.

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Thanks Stacy, I wanted my office to smell like a fish market.

Sister. What a kind of degenerate would fuck their daughter?

A DW market lost my coins in a bug. Will I get them back?

Uhhhhh really?

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Make new bread. Don't worry, at most we're killing a Smash thread.

mediabiasfactcheck.com/big-league-politics/

Both
why choose only one?

>tfw it's 95+ degrees outside and my ac unit broke

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This thread was VERY cute and funny

Yeah, it's locally grown here too. Quite popular for people to buy.

I don't want to be relevant, you attention whores can have that. I want you people to stay the fuck out of real america, and it's working, thank god for that, stay in your 3rd world shithole sanctuary city, I'll be enjoying the landscape on my 10 acre home's lot, with no other houses in view because everyone out here agrees that privacy is best and putting up trees everywhere to block out other houses is comfy as fuck.

>mfw I recognize this artist.

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based

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>Cels*us
Use freedom units or fuck off. This is an AMERICAN website.

We don't really judge muricans, they can't help being stupid so it's ok friend

See you next thread lolichads

This user knows.

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it was good bread

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Very

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It vibrates and feels good.

dear lord

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USA

USA

USA

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Imagine the sweat in this heat.

What kind of degenerate would fuck another man's daughter?

I mean, who doesn't love a gud pizza.

oh, the thread hit the bump limit
amazing

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"Here's your chair bro! Come on lets play some games!"

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Degenerates, that's who.

fuck yeah

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USA

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If your an experienced gentooman

just waiting for my fap cooldown to reset

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Funny how an actual National Socialst sent people to space.

I'd take a good chicken sandwich over pizza desu

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Gotta love Hollywood.

Wew lad

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really makes me think

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there's a lot of shit nazis helped us with after we picked up a whole bunch of them after the war ended
the A-10's design was helped by the stuka designer, for instance

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This has nothing to do with video games at all!

I M A G I N E

aeiou

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then how'd we get to almost 600 posts? checkmate idiot

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???

I want to go to space bros

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Gaming rigs and pizza is about as vidya as vidya gets.

NIGGER

You're right, we were discussing temperature.

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Especially with lots of cheese and no hair on the crust

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good thread

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If your pizza has cheese on the crust, I suggest you return it and get a new one.

I remember when a western loli thread hit 800+ posts
that was fun

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oops

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>mods delete actual vidya threads
>this goes to 600 posts

I shouldn't be surprised, but yet I am.

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some people like stuffed crust

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fuck the moon

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>its another episode of normies dont know how to use a vpn

I exected something else.

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>18 degrees
Feels good