EA surprised mechanics

So Yea Forums, what's the surprise?

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That giving kids your credit card info is a bad idea

Terrible parents.

when Snoy leaks user credit card info for the 5th time

Parents fault

>on the family's Nintendo Switch console
Nintenyear olds confirmed for having gabling problems and being slaves to thr corporate dick. What a bunch of fucking losers.

>£550
>Entire bank account

>Kleinman

>"emptied our bank account"
>nearly £550

Why don't they just make it so you have to set a PIN for purchases when you input a credit card? That would solve 90% of these problems.

To a lot of people that is a lot of money especially when your retarded manchild keeps buying nintendo games. I wouldn't expect children to understand

that's more than what the average Am*rican has in their bank account.

Because if Nintendo set up a system like that, EA, Activision, Ubisoft and other big publishers would get pissed and support the system even less.

being poor and being bad parents tends to go hand-in-hand, i bet they feed their little shits at mcdonalds every night, have a sky subscription, rent their house, smoke and drink every night, and never save a penny

A lot of money processing sites want a card they can just bounce without a PIN. Nintendo included.

Credit card shouldn't be within reach of children, and neither should gambling. It's insane that a child can buy all sorts of garbage online when the same child can't buy shit from a physical store. The internet has a lot of catching up to do.
You try raising four kids in the UK.

>£550
>emptied our bank account
I thought that was an american meme

They're bad parents, it's literally their own fault.

>emptied their bank
>jesus, how do kids spend thousands of pounds in 3 weeks?
>550

Considering that most people would receive a paycheck within a 3 week period, how did they have so little? Fucking bongs man.

The fact that it's possible to spend that much getting fucking virtual soccer players in a game is part of the problem.

But still, they're not putting guns to people's heads and making them buy the content so the children are primarily to blame here.

>Family of 6
>550 tea dollars

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>linking your own bank account to a gaming account of your child
Now this is some 300 IQ.

Bongs gotta get over their programming forcing them to buy FIFA.

what in the FUCK can you even buy in FIFA?

Based slut destroyer

Fantasy team loot boxes. They make the most popular guys a 0.0001% drop and prey on the fact that kids are exclusionary little shits who will jump on anyone for not having them.

to play/use the Ouya you had to first register your bank account directly with their store

That's what happens when retards keep buying the latest Iphone for $1200 every year.

Why do these people have a broom if their floors are dirt?

Soccer players. This is what started the hard lootbox trend in EA. Some asshole executive decided to make the card system in the game a microtransaction.

How much money do you expect someone that gives their child access to their bank account to have?

That's not an Ouya though, the parents are just retards

>£550
>entire bank account

Is this the power of europoors?

thebalance.com/what-is-the-average-bank-account-balance-4171574

20% of the US has 600 usd or less

also
>average is 40k
>median is 4.5k

In the case of many online game stores you need to register at least one credit/debit card to even be able to purchase games and the primary card must be saved. This is part and parcel a problem of the platform makers pushing digital distribution.

Snoy

I dont think they want to resolve these problems.

Don't they already have children age safety? Shouldn't be that hard to extend it to the shop.

Funny how even a poor American has more money than a poor europoor

I don't even save my credit card info on steam, both for security as well as psychologically discouraging me from buying games.

You guys realize the vast majority of people don't even have $1000 in their bank accounts, right?
bankrate.com/banking/savings/financial-security-january-2019/
I'm sure the same applies to other countries as well.

>Only having 550£ in your bank account
lol poorfags

maybe they shouldn't have 4 kids if they are that poor
dumbfaggots deserve to be on the streets

Spoken like true neets who have never had bills or a family.

They already do though, you just have to set it.

Ever had kids?

To smack thots over the head, duh.

Everyone is at fault here
>EA with their bullshit
>Parents using their bank account instead of a reloadable prepaid card
>Kids thinking they can buy whatever the fuck they can

It's a classic mistake, children watch you buy a little thing for them and remember how you did it. Then they do it themselves because they're encouraged by the game and don't quite understand the value of money and the amount they're spending or they have an underlying addiction the microtansactions or lootboxes tap into knowingly.

There's blame on the father of course, he didn't keep an eye on the spending of his card since it's linked to an old email but most is on FIFA and scum fuck publishers who have been doing this for years. They know this can happen and they're banking on in, money is money no matter where it comes from.

Is this why yuropoors lack basic quality of life things like air conditioning, deodorant, soap, and indoor toilets?

>four kids
>living hand to mouth

>don't even have 1k in savings
>have kids
how retarded can you be?

if your poor you should be executed

>parents still do this shit after almost a decade of highly publicized articles and tons of prevention in place by electronic stores
This is right next to leaving children in cars. How is this still a thing?

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Maybe don't have four fucking children you can barely feed?
What the hell is wrong with people?

Surprised those kids didn't need a loicense for that.

>being a burger

remember, if you don't get CTE from playing it and there's non-black players it's not football

players.

A guy I've known for almost as long I've been alive, an on and off friend who is by far the furthest thing from a video game nerd I can think of, spent roughly 1k USD on Madden for the SSRs or whatever the fuck they call them.

Yeah because clearly being a yuropoor is better

>550

I don't get it, why is everyone talking shit to those guys?
>LOL IF YOU ARE NOT IN DEBT AND WITH A FAMILY YOU ARE SUCH A FUCKING LOSER AND A NEET.
I wouldn't have children, let alone fucking 4, if I didn't have a job that payed wrll enough.

We tend to put our money into houses that can't be blown away by a big bad wolf. The similarities show, pig.

>leave credit card info on console
>let unsurpevised kids play online games on it
>they spend a lot of money

Woooooow

>£550

How are Euros so poor? I know you guys have jobs or at least neetbux. What's so hard about setting up a savings account that you put $100/month in and don't touch?

You think normalfag parents would read a gaming news site or even listen to a news story if it's about video games? As soon as they hear it's a game they automatically start dumping the information from their brains and just tell the kids to be careful on the nintendo and internets.
EA makes bank of this fact.

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Fuck off yankoid

>HOW ARE THEY SO POOR
>Have 4 kids

The fact that they have enough leftover each month to save anything with a family of 6 is honestly impressive for the average joe.

Course they probably shouldn't have had so many kids in the first place, but still, the fact that they are making ends meet at all is still impressive.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_percentage_of_population_living_in_poverty#Population_living_below_national_poverty_line

% below the national poverty line, CIA stats
US 12.3%
EU 9.8%

>b-but my absolute numbers
don't mean shit
try to live with 2000 usd a month in like, france and 2000 usd a month in silicon valley

if 550 pounds is your entire bank account, and you have 4 fucking kids, you should not have a videogame console

If only there were a way to prevent this that wouldn't affect the games made in any negative way. Like something that could be removed to stop this from happening that would only make the game more fun as they wouldn't be designed to entice you to get them out of convenience.

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They deserve it. Hope they don't get a refund.

With 6 kids that's pretty impressive, granted my only knowledge of family earnings and finance with multiple kids is Malcom in the Middle.

I love how Yea Forums exposes the absolute poor fag fucking retard ass niggers they are the moment they defend other retards

If only the general public would just catch onto this horse shit, took forever for them to realize it was smarter to wait for complete editions of games so publishers had to switch back to mini expansion packs sold sepearately.

£550 is worth more than 600 USD, dipshit.

Isn't Madden a yearly shit as well? Doesn't that fuck the buyer up since his ultra rare shit doesn't carryover?

>All these lefties shitting on EA
>Want the government to intervene on regulating
>Full on SJW and fem-speak propaganda will be in every game now
How is this a good thing? It's the parents fault and even the father admitted that he fucked up. Also
>550 is your entire fucking bank account
Maybe don't buy consoles or have kids when you're poor, you idiot.

> Letting your kids have access to your financials

Retards get punished

They have 4 kids and bills to pay, Mr. NEET.

Fuck having kids and only having 550 in your account

Yes, that's what confuses me. Same with CoD players buying ass loads of loot boxes.

On xbox you can enable that

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Found your profile, are you for hire right now? I need someone to go to children's hospitals and tell them I don't give a fuck about their lung problems I gave them when I gassed that kindergarten.

It already exists but the parents didn't bother setting it up.

> silicon valley

Yes because the majority of america is silicon valley, absolute based retard.

>saving your payment information
>when you got 4 kids fucking around with it
Retards.

I don't even understand how it took 4 kids before something like this happened.

>GOVERNMENT BAD
>REGULATIONS BAD
>DON'T HAVE KIDS GOY HOW DARE YOU NOT HAVE THOUSANDS IN DISPOSABLE INCOME

SHUT THE FUCK UP BOOMER KIKE.

stop being poor you disgust me

I don't know how it looks like in the US, but I live in Poland and some people are just bad with money. For example my coworker few months ago bought used Peugeot 508 for 45 000 zł (around 12 000$), which is 10 000 zł more than he makes in a year. And also he has mortgage on a house. And a second car. And galaxy S10. And an anxiety attack when the once-a-year bonus was reduced.

Remember when a story like this happened in the mobile market every week. Why haven't normans learned?

Nice falseflagging you buzzword abusing shill faggot. I only lament the fact that there are retards who genuinely think like this.

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the majority of citaton"people"marks live in California, and New York

how do you even get to that point
I mean what the fuck
unless she had quadruplets
there absolutely should've been a time where someone goes, wait a second, we're hand to mouth, we probably shouldn't have another kid
or play a fucking game where MTX is a prominent feature

Yeah if you're a mutt or a nigger don't reproduce, just consume goods and be a manchild forever.

>kikes hate having more debt-ridden slaves
my little user can't be that retarded

still less % of people living in poverty in the EU rather than the US

Every government intervention has been awful and regulations will lead to the prohibitions of many of our freedoms
>unironically wanting people to have kids when they can't even provide for them
Won't fool me, idiot

How am I wrong, you faggot?

Sure is a lot of corporate cocksucking going on in this thread. You guys get paid or is fetid spooge your only compensation?

What really gets me is that it took 3 weeks to notice. Do people really not check their credit card/bank activty more than once a month?

For fucks sake I check once a day to make sure no shady shit is going on and I dont even have kids. Takes like 2 fucking minutes.

ye, because they barely identify as people

>there absolutely should've been a time where someone goes, wait a second, we're hand to mouth, we probably shouldn't have another kid
Your naivety is almost cute.

Hes a financial shitter in general. How do you go three weeks without looking at your account balance? fuck, i check mine every time i use the vending machine.

You'd think with socialized healthcare, a vasectomy would be a common procedure.

Yeah, if only the console developers built some kind of control system into the software so that parents could exact some control over how the console is used.

Yeah, at that point you're better off selling a couple of them to the poos for food.

Kys poor scum. If you cant set aside $100 a month, you shouldnt take on any major financial investments.

Aka stop at the 3rd kid you useless hobo

are you a retard too?

Why do people my age almost universally support the lottery or are apathetic meanwhile people bitch and moan about this shit

>If you are not in debt your whole life you are such a fucking loser.
Uhmmmmmmm yeahhhhhhh, you get one Yikes from yours truly o.O

Have they tried not being poor?

that logic is pretty dumb. its not like selling the video games would elevate them out of poverty

The power of new-new-Yea Forums. Make fun of the parents and kids all you want, it is still EA's fault for making a game that is blatantly pay to win and constantly hides all its content inside 'surprise mechanics'. There are FIFA players who take it as some sort of challenge to play the game without spending money on lootboxes, which is fucking pathetic.

go pay taxes seething europoor, mahmud needs you to feed his family

why are you buying vidya if you're a literally nigger tier poor fucking faggot

Shut the fuck up you socialist commie faggot, the government has NO right to regulate the FREE MARKET, it's called CAPITALISM bucko! Maybe they don't teach this in school anymore but that's how it should be!

It angers me that socialists like you want the government to regulate VOLUNTARY transactions between a giant corporation and children with poor impulse control. Now tell me bucko, what would you do if you were in charge of EA and don't meet this quarter's profit margin? How will you face your investors and shareholders?! EA absolutely needs to exploit people with gambling addictions and children with their parent's credit card's (100% VOLUNTARY TRANSACTIONS) or else shareholders will be displeased. Capitalism is beautiful.

Didn't sports games used to come with all the players? You have to buy them individually now? WTF?

>savings = disposable income

Spoken like a true pleb

>having a family automatically means you're in debt
>money is more important than family and tradition

Ok consumerist faggot.

I see friends and colleagues of mine wasting money on all kinds of stupid shit and then complaining how poor they are and how they can't afford shit.

Hell, even my sister and brother-in-law do it.

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This, I make 80k a year right now and sometimes you find yourself living paycheck to paycheck. Life just fucking happens and the expenses pile on at once.

>can't provide food for a family with $500
Get a load of this wasteful moron. You can feed a family of 6 for a week on less than $100. Don't get mad just because you piss all your paycheck away and have no clue about how much you could have right now were you not fucked by big supermarkets.

this user is kiked and poor pilled

For the base mode they do, for the fantasy team mode, you gotta buy them loot boxes.

Not that guy, and did not even read the reply chain but you sound like a true dumbass Boomer, and I don't give a fuck to whatever you are talking about, go to /pol/ please.

>muh freedums!!!!!!!!1

Yeah you should go live in Somalia or some shithole with no regulations, specially health and safety.

They want your money you retard

In older FIFA games, there used to be an unlockable (Through gameplay) team full of classic 'icon' players. Once they realised they could add those icon players to the Ultimate Team, they got rid of it.

Is that really true? I only have about $5k and I always feel like it's so little. And that's after rent/utilities, car payments, student loans, food, taking the gf out to eat, etc...

The issue is poor people are fucking dumb and dont know how to manage their lives. They know nothing of restraint and moderation.

user the last sentence should have spelled out he was being sarcastic.

Football is a working class sport, they were probably plebs.

That being said they could have just meant their current account was emptied, rather than their savings.

>Having kids is the only goal in life!
>You wouldn't understand, just keep buying shit!
Lmao keep telling yourself that, I am sure Daquan is glad you think that.

>How is this a good thing? It's the parents fault and even the father admitted that he fucked up
There are many people genuinely too thick to stop situations like this happening, that's why laws restricting things exist.

Lmao hilarious. The average American doesn't have to give away 80% of their paycheck to pay for someone else's medical bills so I think they have a bit more.

thats nin toddlers for you

What is more consumerist than creating an entirely new being with new needs (that did not need to be created) to consume more?

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>white people having kids is bad
>somehow this means Daquan will be pleased

I don't know who is jewing who anymore.

>Imagine storing your financial information on game company servers
>Imagine playing "Feefer"

>dont have 4 kids if you cant afford them
>OH SO YOURE SAYING I SHOULDNT HAVE ANY RELRODUCTIVE RIGHTS?

Spoken like a true uneducated poor

Well you see cum gobbler. You imply that it's leftists who are shitting on EA when really it's been the norm to shit on EA for their puke inducing push of the envelope for years.
You also imply that if the government bans EA's bread and butter that this will somehow lead to the es jay dubbyas taking over your video games.

What the fuck did that have to do with anything you tard? How the fuck are lootboxes and microtransactions warding off this propaganda? Give me one actual argument you've made up in your mind that you believe is reasonable.

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>mfw Europeans spend less on healthcare than Americans
>mfw Europeans have better life expectancy and quality of life
>mfw Europeans pay less taxes

Kids ask for a Christmas present. You buy a Switch for the three of them.

You're a fucking idiot. Please get some life experience, or some air, or soemthing. Hit puberty. I can't believe you're an adult and this fucking stupid.

they do, but parents dont give a shit to actually set them the state of parenting in 2019 is simply amazing.

Pro-tip, youre just retarded

>giving toddlers your credit card and telling them the PIN
>surprised when they blow all your cash on irrelevant memeshit they'll lose interest in a couple of weeks
These parents deserve it at this point. Enjoy licking spilled food off your floor

It's sad that you can't tell a joke from genuine /pol/ posters anymore. It's also sad that you're stupid.

How do you know they can't afford 4 kids, dipshit?
550 pounds is nearly 700 USD, that's not bad after paying the bills and buying food. IDK what planet you live on.

>tfw my favourite players are shitters
Ah Mark Noble, you were at my side all along

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By about $80.

It is too little. The difference is youre financially responsible and recognize that fact, unlike 99% of npcs

>550 bingbong currency
>savings
that's pocket change to me.

>storing your payment information on a digital platform that gets hacked every once in a while
>letting your kids play a microtransaction riddled game without payment restrictions, parental lock or whatever the fuck feefer offers

Hit puberty

Probably referring to just their current account then?

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Could have just been the current account I guess, with the rest of their savings being in some kind of 7 day withdrawal account

Better get off the internet, retard. Time for you to go tuck Tyrone's baby into bed and get ready to work nonstop for 10 hours. Maybe your wife will let you sleep in the house instead of the cuckshed if you get enough good boy points

Kids are expensive little shits, user.

Four of them especially. Costs a small fortune in daycare alone.

>550
>empties the bank account
What the fuck?

I'm not sure why you guys need to have it explained to you that corporations are not your friends and should have their rights to fuck your ass restricted.

You couldn't even afford a dog, let alone 4 kids, user.

The lottery has tonnes of regulations in place and you can't buy a ticket until you show ID to prove you're over 21, you also have to go into a store to buy lotto tickets.

There is a difference between a consenting adult pissing away money at a store and a 5 year old opening soccer player booster packs for 10 bucks each in his Nintendo game.

meanie doo doo head
also (You)

>550 pounds is nearly 700 USD, that's not bad after paying the bills and buying food
Kek. When a speeding ticket will wipe away your life savings, thats never acceptable unless youre a kid.

>b-b-but what else can you expect if you have 4 kids.
Idk, maybe stop fucking breeding until you literally are living paycheck to paycheck? Maybe put money in the bank to save for emergencies instead of spending it on fucking vidya? Maybe actually planning for the future?

I wouldnt expect a poor to understand any of that though.

Depending on your age group there's a very real chance they and yourself are dumb.

>mfw Europeans have 24/7 CCT's all over their cities
>mfw the EU is going to implement social credit system
>mfw when standing army led by the EU against their own member states
>mfw when Europeans pay the most taxes in the world "Sweden"
>mfw new-speak will come true

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>just 550
Probably just the account they use to do day to day transactions?

Save money and dont waste it on frivolous shit. Maybe then you'd save more than 550 fucking euros in your bank account you daft cunt

Europe is not a country.

These parents need to learn about the other uses for a belt

fifa is literally gacha now you gotta roll for those SSR cards

How do you take an article about an unfortunate circumstance made possible and common by predatory business practices and turn it into class warfare?
Like fuck man look where you are. No one on Yea Forums has any money, you're all fucking losers.

>Giving your child a Christmas gift
>Frivolous
I'm very happy you're too ugly and insecure to get a girl knocked up. Kids need a man to be a role-model, and you sure ain't it. I wouldn't even call you a man.

>be poor
>have kids
Never understood this. It's like they want to have a shit quality of life for themselves and their children.

>people shitting themselves about the parents only having £550 in their account

Well I don't know nigger, maybe because it's their fucking checking account and who in the name of God has a fucking card you can link up to your phone which leads to your fucking saving account?

Fucking Amerifats, holy shit.

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I don't think you have the IQ to understand the irony about mass surveilance in your post, the NSA literally knows everything about you, including a schedule of when you shit.

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>All of the EU is Sweden and London

Stop trying to absolve the retarded parents you commie. EA may be scum, but these parents are so financially irresponsible its absurd.

They hold 100% of the fault in this scenario.

>550
>christmas present
The wall is a very real thing, roastie. Try spending that amount of money after putting in the time to earn it yourself

>getting speeding tickets in the first place

The absolute state of mutts.

There's a lot of really dumb people in this world user. They don't think that far ahead.

maybe they have multiple bank accounts, and the kids depleted one of them. and the dad does admit he’s to blame for not taking more precautions

>Kids emptied our bank account
>"Spent nearly 550 pounds"
If this is your entire bank account than you shouldn't be allowed to have children in first place. Even poorfag students have more.

The Switch was the Christmas present, idiot. Why would they go to the press about the kids spending 550 quid if it was a Christmas present? Finish high-school.

>man
>cant even provide for family

Kek

>700 dollar speeding fine
On what fucking planet?

I don't have a bank account so I don't care.

UNITED. STATES. of AMERICA.
>All of America is California, Michigan, New York

based

>80% of paycheck
American education folks

Fucking obsessed

Isn't that like standard procedure for everyone anyway? The money you want to save should be deposited in a separate savings account. No credit card should link to it.

Isn't it obvious?

People with money don't give a fuck because they can just pay the fine.
In america money literally makes you above the law

>waste money on a console
>waste money on games for the console
>waste money on a monthly subscription to play those games
>waste money on in-game purchases
>complain about being eternally poor

Americans ITT:
>hurr hurr hurr stupid europoors being so POOR because of universal health care!
>gives 14 trillion dollars to government so they can fight another proxy war for israel
>gets an infected splinter
>gets fired for not turning up to work while finger is melting off from infection
>goes homeless and penniless buying antibiotics at 10,000 times market value
>a-at least I don't have to pay for Jerome's ingrown toenail surgery!

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would it be okay with regulations in place and that these games are restricted to players 21+?

even getting a degree doesn't guarantee you aren't a total dumbass these days

>what is perpetuation of a species

Where the fuck did the commie insult come from you dickchugger? The parents are only partly to blame fucker, I never said they were innocent. All I said was people on Yea Forums are losers who probably don't have much more and that EA made this situation possible. It's entirely possible for parents to prevent this but I don't think it's something you should have to prevent in the first place and everyone getting mad about how much they have in savings is fucking dumb.
EA is scum, there should be no but.

user, maybe this specific couple has more money stashed away. Lets be real tho, there are plenty of families with 4+ kids and

keep in mind it was their father's account

EA definitely is shitty but at the same time it's hard to blame anyone but the parents here. Giving the kids unlimited access to your card is just gonna end up with it all being spent on stupid shit no matter what.

I’ve got a surprise mechanic, my dick up their ass!

You might notice the Amerilards aren't replying to people pointing out it's probably a checking account and not their life fucking savings because they came in all gungho and now they look like fucking retards.

>would it be okay with regulations in place and that these games are restricted to players 21+?
Sure but thats not really a reasonable solution.
Here is a counter question though, do Video games need gambling mechanics?
Would you want to go see a movie and have to play a lotto until you win to be able to see the last 15 minutes?

It would still not be okay to do this in the first place but since EA is fighting tooth and nail to not be regulated they're probably a good thing for video games.

Replace speeding ticket with any other unexpected scenario that costs 600. You get my point.

>made possible and common by predatory business practices
More like made possible by parents not teaching or supervising their children properly, why do they have access to credit card info? Why are they not using the child locks available on consoles? There's only so much hand-holding we can do for these morons.

>Bought his three kids a Switch for their Christmas even though he's broke
You should literally leave your house, just once, without your parents.
They didn't complain at all. You're honestly too far gone, user. I promise. You're either the dumbest or the most pathetic user I've seen on Yea Forums over a decade. I'm leaving the thread. If it's filled with Americans like you, there's no point in even posting. You're too damn stupid. You were born to be stupid. You were raised to be stupid. And when you hit puberty, you'll never get rid of that acne, because you've not been taught to do anything for yourself. I'd say don't procreate, but you couldn't if you even tried.

I work at a bank and I get this shit all the time. Parental controls exist for a reason.

Like what? Having to go to the ER and ending up with a medical bill of 10k because you're insurance doesn't cover it?

How old are the kids? Because any kid above the age of 9 should know how money works.
If a kid back in the days took cash from their parents' wallet to buy MTG cards no one would think about blaming MTG for it, because everyone agrees they are just shitty kids who steal from their parents.

The only real problem here is that most platforms save your credit card information by default, making it easy for a person to think they are making a one time purchase.

Problem with government regulation is that it's usually massively overreaching, sweeping bullshit and games like Hearthstone and Magic The Gathering: Arena will get caught up in it because technically you're paying to open random packs of cards.

The real cure is to not be a fucking retard and give your kids an all access pass to your fucking banking account. And don't buy them EA games, which might as well just have giant "give us money" buttons in bright, primary colours made to attract retarded children who somehow got their hands on their parent's credit card.

Well yeah. But I can't blame them. I'm a registered medical professional in this fucking dump and I barely make enough to put like 3-400 in savings if I only spend 200 quid on things like food and toiletries.

Americans spend 80% of their life defaulting on debt so I think he's probably right

>EA definitely is shitty but at the same time it's hard to blame anyone but the parents here
No it's not, EA implemented mechanics that entice kids to want to spend money and they watched their dad input his info once and repeated it not knowing it all added up. Could the parents have done more? Yeah, the father admitted that. He shouldn't have to prevent it at all though, that's all on EA. Stop defending this shitty company that wants to turn video games into spending machines.

>games like Hearthstone and Magic The Gathering: Arena will get caught up in it because technically you're paying to open random packs of cards.
You know what they could do to fix this?
Make the cards actual objects that you can trade.
Games like MtG Arena and Hearthstone are fucking garbage because any duplicate cards you get are turned into a pittance of in-game currency.
If those games allowed you to trade with other players to get cards you want by trading cards you don't want it wouldn't be 100% RNG anymore.

>consolefag freaking out because his cognitive dissonance is broken
I love the delicious tears of salty console peasants in the afternoon to go with my tea

Remember the rape day episode where politicians immediately went to "we need to ban everything" after that asset flip was banned from steam?`
I wouldn't be surprised if some UK agency hired these people to create a news story about a kid losing all their parents money on an EA game when they're currently investigating loot boxes.

>car breaks down
>leak in house requires wall to be redone
>medical shit
>phone breaks and needs a replacement
>lose job

Theres a million and one things. If you cant live off your savings for at least 6 months, youre shit with money.

Like cutting myself by accident, getting an infection and ending up with hundreds of thousands in doctor's bills while opioid producing companies try and pimp pills on me so I end up with a crippling addiction to their overpriced painkillers?

Oh wait no I don't have to worry about that.

No it's made possibly EA. The kids watched their dad put in his info and repeated it when they weren't around, they weren't using child locks because they didn't know there was this shit in a fucking soccer game or that their kids would be enticed into doing this.
The blame ultimately falls onto EA for putting this shit in the game in the first place no matter how you slice it.

I personally wouldn't but there are people who would. Just look at how much the lottery funds and that money all comes from losers. Why shouldn't people be allowed to spend their money as they please? I think it would be wrong in cases where the companies are being deceptive and we should have all odds posted, but is there a real problem with that?

EA is doing what is in their best interest. there are many, many companies doing this sort of thing and not giving in either but they're mostly out of the spotlight. Why shouldn't it be okay for these mechanics to exist in games (perhaps meant for adults)

/thread

Your kid who you didn't properly teach right from wrong, used your money to buy online shit with your credit card you couldn't protect.

Ineptitude

why are you sucha luddite and fear technological progress, why does it have to be a "physical object" did you arrive here from a pre-online only world

No, its your fault. Learn to budget you dunce.
T. $60k/year

>Nobody mentioned PCmustard race and still one retard comes in with that topic.

Rent free

Jesus cbrist bongland really is a 3rd world country.

>medical shit
AMERIFATS EVERYONE

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gaming stuff is so expensive nowadays...

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Imagine being this dumb.

And then letting some news outlet know about it so they can write an article about your retardation

stfu racist, what blck people shouldn't have kids now??

I think you're forced to be a neet or do shitty jobs or you'll earn too much to get gibs. The latter is usually more money than earning from a regular job.

ERO POORS

>Make the cards actual objects that you can trade.
Well I could do that with actual Magic cards but also I like to be able to, you know, play a bit of Magic whenever I like.

A BOMB

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>4 kids
>having a little bit below 700 usd in your bank account
This family is fucked

>be bong
>have income taxed at 65% with another 15% going to mandatory union dues
>too stupid to check bank account regularly, also leave credit card info on console so your wife's mulatto sons can buy lootboxes
>be broke
>suddenly you hear ALLAHU AKBAR as a sandnigger breaks in and robs your family at klnifepoint
>get arrested for saying attacker was Muslin
>raped to death by more sandniggers in prison

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>550 pounds
>your entire bank account
Americans

Thats my point, why do the digital cards have to be untradable? I don't play "Collectible Card Games" because they make building a deck such a chore, if I'm going to play something like MTG digitally I'm just going to use TTS.

muslim rape defense kits

Literally gacha.

Meanwhile Americans get taxed at competitive rates to the UK but all their money goes straight to the Israeli Defence For- I mean the US army. Also it's great how many states are just taking away the right to bear arms but you fat retards aren't doing anything about it. Probably too scared that if you got shot you'd have to go to hospital and end up in some horrific debt spiral.

> the state pays our hospital bill after every muslim attack. didnt have to pay a penny for any of my daughters 6 rapes, suck on that america

Reported to the queen for hate speech. :^)

The problem is, the one you're relying to restrict their ability to fuck you in the ass also have people who intent to fuck you in the ass too.

Because they make the game worse to make you pay more money after you buy the game.
Fuck EA. I could not give a shit what is in their best interest or any other publisher. They say these things don't affect the game in any way and it's all to give you choice but it's bullshit.
Shadow of War had to rework the orc nemesis system once they removed the war chests, this shit does affect the games to make you want to spend money, it's proven.
Fuck these mechanics and fuck you for falling for it or even worse, shilling for this shit. If they get regulated and it's true that they have to put these into games because they can't run their company without them then I hope they fail. If you can't just sell a video game anymore because you can't make good games that people want on it's own then you're a fucking failure.

>Enable a setting on the Switch to save card information
>WHY DID THE EVIL SWITCH SAVE MY CARD DETAILS?
Also I never buy the excuse of kids not realising what they are doing, I have a 8 year old nephew and he knows how money and cards work they aren’t fucking stupid

>Child scrapes his knee
>Get a hospital bill over $1,000
Have to choose which of the other three children to sell to pay off the bill
I would say "have sex" but that's the problem here.

>I have a 8 year old nephew and he knows how money and cards work they aren’t fucking stupid

Their brains are literally underdeveloped.

>four kids
>550 was the parents entire bank account
Why are people with kids so stupid, god damn.

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It's better to take the dick of one big black prisoner who treats you as his bitch than to take the dick of the skinny hick who takes your pillow and spits on your face.
His dick may be black and hard but his heart is soft and pure.

>article written by woman
Figures. They'll blame everything but themselves.

>entire bank account
> £550

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>STOP HAVING KIDS
>WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE WHITE RACE IS DYING OUT AND BEING REPLACED?

And the kids bever got the thing they were rolling for, lol.

>How are Euros so poor?
Wage growth in Western Europe has stagnated since the 90s and our tax rate is at 40-50%.

>the state funds our military industrial complex and constant wars in the name of our greatest ally. my son only lost an arm and an eye defending our great nation from evil brown people who wanted to change the way they sold the US and israel oil!
Even as someone who doesn't like taxes and views them as blatantly thievery I'm at least glad our taxes go to supporting healthcare for the poor and elderly rather than funding completely unnecessary wars.

You guys sure love lapping at EA's tip ay?

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I understand how you feel about how they affect games, but I don't think the solution is to regulate it away entirely. I also really dislike the mechanics but video games as a service is becoming more an more common. People want that recurring revenue stream because it's easy. I don't play games with monthly subs and I don't buy games that have $100+ dlc and season passes, but it is what supports the industry. Without these things there would be fewer games overall and you wouldn't even have a choice. The surprise mechanics let me play a lot of games and not use those parts. I avoid cell phone gacha altogether.

>pounds
>American

Seething Xtranny

the ideal familly has 0 money on their account, only living to spend what they get.

>Bought his three kids a Switch for their Christmas even though he's broke

Yeah, hes too much of a manchild to provide for them. Also hes setting them to be manchildren too.

What a wonderful "man"

I live in Florida, where most of the houses are made of concrete block and survive big bad wolf every year.

Fuck the industry then. If they need these to survive let the government starve them to death.

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>being poor and being bad parents tends to go hand-in-hand,
haha o WOW.

Wow its a strange coincidence that those two places have the largest number of illegals.

>at least I'm single with no kids, right?

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>Shadow of War had to rework the orc nemesis system once they removed the war chests, this shit does affect the games to make you want to spend money, it's proven.

Not even that, even if they are literally thrown in at the last minute like DMCV and Deus Ex Mankind Divided (for the main 3 difficulty modes, not the one they patched in later or the breach mode) it still fucks things up. If a game sells power then anyone onto the industry's shit might throw in the towel at a difficult part of the game thinking the publisher expects them to pay up now instead of just gitting gud.

If these are the kinds of games the industry makes with the "support" they get then fuck em.

>I was wrong but it doesn't count ok

this isn't a very compelling argument

>but if they don't do this then the industry will die!

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>being an evolutionist

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>tfw

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>people say only retards buy lootboxes
>this article supports that
hmm

>implying bongland actually has universal coverage and doesnt try to fuck people out medical care

Know a guy who did a student transfer from bongland. Stayed abroad for like a year. Has a disorder that degenrates his muscles, needs a lot of medical care.

Well guess what, since he lived out of the country for too long he doesnt qualify as a bong citizen anymore and doesnt get any coverage for the next couple of years. Best part is he still has to pay for medical taxes to cover for the mudslimes.

So yeah, keep yelling about america eurocuck.

you don't need to pay for the things you buy, you just need to pay the interest on the loan you took to buy them

>tfw I have $25k in savings and $21k in retirement with no debt at the age of 30

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>there would be fewer games overall if they weren't complete Jews
Nice try ea.

I only found out about it like two years ago when I had a roommate that spend like 100 bucks a month on soccer gatcha. That shit is crazy and nobody cared for ages because only normalfags that don't know anything but microtransaction filled AAA shit play fifa and they don't give a fuck about spending hundreds of dollars on that ronaldino

>Americans get taxed at competitive rates to the UK

Only commiefornians do

Paypal.me

Your system is shit.

>Having four children when you haven't got at LEAST a quarter mil in your bank account(s).
>Leaving children access to your debit cards.

The absolute fucking state of parenting in western "civilization".

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550 bucks is not savings mate. If your life savings are about the same amount of money i used to spend on a graphics card when i was a student with 450 bucks income, a month, you fucked up. Probably ba having 4 kids when you obviously can't afford them. All they need is their car breaking down, their oven breaking, or one of their kids break the switch, and at least half of their """savings""" are gone.

>stop having more kids than you can afford
>OH SO YOURE SAYING I SHOULSNT HAVE ANY CHILDREN AND LET WHITE PEOPLE DIE OUT

Have sex

your life is halfway over and you only have half an annual salary in savings? that's a big oof dawg

>Emptied account
>550 bongbux

Yep, surprise alright. That parents are this stupid to believe letting their kids with full access to their credit card wouldn't backfire spectacularly on them. Like, what were they thinking?

who the fuck puts their card on a kids account
if they want something just give them cash and buy a prepaid store card

It is, why should this industry survive when for years people have been complaining about most western AAA games declining in quality? Why should I have to support or be okay with others falling into their trap?
Why should I care if they can no longer afford to make games the way they do now when it has given me no more enjoyment then a much smaller studio could for a fraction of the cost with no microtransactions at a fraction of the development cost?

It's simple economics. It should be the way capitalism works. They don't provide me a service I want so I don't support them. Why can they no longer provide games at the same costs, because they need to up the graphics? Because they need to make the world massive? I didn't ask for that at all yet somehow before lootboxes they managed to make a profit while doing it. What changed? They figured out they could get people to defend them if they pushed the narrative that they need these to survive, that's what changed.

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Imagine going bankrupt over 500 britshekels

That entirely depends on your lifestyle.

I like how you're still not talking about the fact your country spends more on the military than anything or anyone else. And for fucking what? What country is anywhere near you that would be any kind of threat even if you reduced military spending by half?

But the Switch version is the worst version.

you don't even have to do that my roommate ran up a gamestop credit card of all things and let it go into default and then ignored them for about a year and then it went to collections and they offered to let him settle the debt for a discount.

if you're brave enough to face bankruptcy you don't even have to pay off the interest but you'd really want good credit before you do that so you can run up a huge amount of debt

>everyone defends EA making E rated gambling simulators with soccer paint on it just because the thought of criticizing a corporation hurts them

lol

goddamn poor people suck

Haha yeah my life expectancy is 60 too, just like in Roman times!

Without taxes you wouldn't have jack fucking shit in your life, you'd be living in the fucking stone age if there wasn't a system of government to keep civilization going. You an-cap faggots never make any compelling cases as to how life could possibly fucking function without taxes. You think corporations by themselves will just keep shit nice and dandy for you? Fucking mental, I'm gonna' need a 2,000 word essay to support this ridiculous idea.

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but its fine for third world niggers who come to western civilization to have 20 kids and let the government pay for all of them?

Yeah lets dumb everything the fuck down just because some dumbass little shit without parental supervision might make a mistake, fuck them and fuck you for coddling these idiots for not learning and using the tools at their disposal to prevent their crotch spawn from stealing their money, that's not anyone's fault but their own. Companies exist to sell you a product, if your kid steals your money and you've done no preventative measures then it doesn't matter if it is lootboxes, action figures, alcohol, whatever the fuck, that's on you as a shitty parent. Never have kids.

You honestly think your country isnt controlled by the same people?
Where we go, you go. poodle

>low IQ sportsball fans get exploited
Imagine my shock

Your argument isn't exactly convincing either. People aren't slaves to their half baked ideology, if they're pissed enough they'll deviate from it

Gee its almost like the majority of bad things in america are caused by 3rd worlders we let in... amazing

It should never have been legal to advertise to children in the first place.

>giving your children free access to the credit card
>550 euro is your whole life savings
Jesus Christ how do you even live like that?
Someone so poor shouldn't be wasting money with a console.

are you really flexing with a hundred and twenty two dollars and 28 cents, lol

How the fuck is that a lot of money? Save a little instead of burning it all on luxuries and non-essentials. How the fuck are you gonna fix or maintain your car with 550? Shit happens and it's cheaper to have the money to prevent it rather than ruining a car or taking on debt.

Your taxes go to Mohammad and Abdul.

>rich getting richer is caused by brown people
>rich selling the Chinese all your jobs is the fault of brown people
>spending trillions on pointless wars in the Middle East is the fault of brown people

Nah, m8, you're totally fucked. Even your white people are shit tier.

Fuck off cunt. Nothing is being dumbed down and it doesn't affect you in any way. Stop sucking EA's balls you stupid corporate worshipping American. Go worship your god and saviour Large Crystal Pepsi and leave the decisions to capable adults.

My countries military complex is a joke
Your countries "universal" healthcare system is a joke.

These statements are not mutually exclsuive mohammed

>1k hospital bill the UK

LMAO

>550 pounds is emptying the bank account

EuroPEONS

Calm down bro
Go take some of your massive 550 europoor bucks and buy you something nice.
Dont spend too much tho, you wont be getting anymore.after all you have muslim mouths to feed

>You can't think X without thinking Y
I really do not get the logic behind these posts. These people are clearly retarded and that can be pointed out without implying any of these
>Muh population
>Muh third worlders
posts

>They don't provide me a service I want so I don't support them
billions of dollars flow into them regardless of your personal tastes. the internet is much more ubiquitous today so constant connection to servers isn't much of an issue for many devs. the industry changes and grows. it isn't necessarily that they cannot do without these things, but they are possible and people play games that do it

I'm not the one saying that certain things should be banned because I disagree with them. I don't participate in gacha and other surprise mechanics but I don't see why the government should stop them from existing altogether

It happens mohammed

ITT: People whose taxes are still paid by mommy have an opinion on savings.

I have WAY more than that in my Bank account and I only have a part time retail job that I only work at for 4 hours a day.

Video games as a service is fraud, specially in the EU, there is no such thing as a "service" that you can't exactly predict when it will end.

Who the fuck can put a stop fraudulent behavior and predatory practices? You think YOU and 1 million others like you will stop it by voting with your wallet? The have hundreds of thousand or even more wasting thousands on loot boxes, the income they don't make from YOU will be made by someone else with a gambling problem 100 times over. You don't seem to understand how serious this is, nobody but government has the power to put an end to this, individuals have no authority or bargaining power.
If video game publishers want games to be slot machines then they should be regulated as such.

>>rich getting richer is caused by brown people
yes, cheap slave labor means more money for them,,, so they get richer
>rich selling the Chinese all your jobs is the fault of brown people
No its the fault of traitors wanting to pander to yellow people.
>spending trillions on pointless wars in the Middle East is the fault of brown people
No that would be (((whites))) with large noses
Man its almost like white traitors, brown people, yellows and kikes are all shit that needs to be dealt with
But you keep defending all the poor little brown people of the world.. im sure they will repay your kindness when they have power of you in your country.

Trillions of dollars flows into them from exploitative means, why should anyone be mad when they get their shit slapped?

>you need to have 50k saved up or else you might need a minor surgery that will leave you in debt
>give more money to israel goy

Okay Uncle Pennybags

I still say that lootbox ban is the best thing they can do for everyone

All the 550's in this thread
LOL

Well it does say "emptied their bank account". Doesnt say which one. I probably only have $600 "ready to go" in my checking at any given time with the rest in savings and investments. Basically it's a shit story.

People have to take responsibility for themselves
Shady practices exist because stupid people allow it to flourish.
Banning it just shows how stupid of a society we are.

I'm surprised that this got so many replies. Do people not have one bank account for everyday use and one for savings?

Who needs the AAA industry to survive anyway? I can't wait to see it crash or shape up with some fun games without the bullshit.

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are MMOs banned in EU?

what about it is particularly exploitative?

>White people DO NOTHING WRONG AND AREN'T AT ALL RESPONSIBLE FOR THE THINGS THAT HAPPEN TO THEM
Take some responsibility you useless leech. What great fucking thing have you done for white people anyway? Fucking nothing. You're just another dumb shitter, the color of your skin does not absolve you from this.

Lol do europoors have that bad of an immune system?

>550$
No wonder you guys have healthcare
You're all taxed into poverty

>Yea Forums in charge of defending lootboxes
I wish you contrarian fags weren't so predictable

Lootboxes and microtransactions.

I literally just said white traitors twice in my post.
Learn to read shitskin

There are plenty of families like this where the 550 is all they have. We dont know either way, so its not unreasonable to assume that was their life savings.

>expecting the NEET who made that post has any idea what life is like for a functional adult, let alone one that has reproduced

why not just take fucking care of your kids?

I only have about 7000 Euro in my bank account. I wish I wasn't so poor. I have two Bachelors of Science but have shit job.

>£550
Literally how? I have more than that in my savings and I'm living off of a grad student stipend

And when most people can't realistically afford one kid, they don't have kids
Enjoy feeling smug and superior as your future dies out whiteoid

"White traitors" don't owe you allegiance and you don't rep "white people" as a whole, retard.

Why not restrict the multibillion dollar companies from putting this stuff in their games? Better games, no kids buying shit in the game, win win.

>no money
>functional
I'm sorry that you find the idea of actually having more than a week's worth of salary in savings to be an impossibility.

sniffle sniffle little shitskin
In 50 years the tolerance that lets you flourish will come to an end.

Realistically, if my advice would followed nonwhites would die out in droves.

does progress carry from Fifa to fifa game?
do you have to spend $1k again every year?

>being poor and being bad parents tends to go hand-in-hand
Correlation vs. causation. The real link between the two is low intelligence.

>550
>weeks salary

Yikes

>"White traitors" don't owe you allegiance
And whites dont owe then the right to live.

It's EA, do you really have to ask?

Fuck off and die EA shill

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Why not educate the parents and force them to grow up and become accountable for how their children turn out instead?

SONY WOULD NEVER DO ANYTHING WRONG TO THEIR LOYAL CUSTOMERS STUPID NINTENJEJS AKAKAKAKAKAK

I TRUST THEM FOREVER AND THEY CAN DO NO WRONG

>implying

Sims 4 chucking out all the features from Sims 3 and selling it back to you should answer all EA related questions.

Fuck EA but the nany state shouldnt have to hold your hand user.
People need to think for themselves

t. poorfag

Christmas gifts are a LUXURY. they arent necessary for living.
they are the definition of frivolous.

It will be according to brussels

Because government regulation to make sure your drinking water isn’t full of radioactive waste is the worst thing ever

Fuck off nigger sometimes you gotta ban shit and make it illegal

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>550 Queens Elizabeth dollars
>Empty bank account

Tell me how to get good job that pays well please. I have a Bachelor of Science in Medical Biology and a Bachelor of Science in Business IT.

Step 1: don't ask for job advice on Yea Forums.

You can figure it out from there I think.

How about trying to make your kids happy instead of bringing them down to your own misery

i signed up for one of those CD clubs as a teenager with my parents credit card. 6 cents for 6 CDs plus shipping, sounded like it wouldn't be enough to notice, but the subscription fee was hidden in the fine print. i got the cheapass CDs but they noticed some asinine charge at the end of the month and my mom had to argue a refund and cancel their way out of the contract over the phone and they were mad at me.

i listened to those limp bizkit CDs for years however, and i asked honestly for permission to buy things online after that, especially if i paid them back.

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This shit is beyond cancer and needs to be banned
Get fucked you fucking monkey

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I earn six figures and move all my money into crypto and savings as soon as I get paid. I usually have less than £500 in my main account all month.

But so many of you seem to have high paid jobs.

jesus christ imagine being this fucking obsessed

how do you even live a normal life like this? I can imagine some fat manchild just breaking down in public out of nowhere screaming "FUCKING SNOYYYYY I HATE THEM SO MUCH"

if you're an adult with children and your bank account is less than $1,000 you should unironically kill yourself and your partner so your kids have a better life

How do I get into crypto? Is it too late to even bother?

how much of a contrarian you have to be to defend loot boxes and EA?

What if I'm single and only have about 5000 in my bank account?

Only trannies defend sony

You can have a console but the kids need to understand that unless they sort their shit out as soon as possible, they'll be dirt poor too.

These kinds of meaningless leeches deserve to be shot.

youre fuckin looking at it

Is this all one poster LARPing?

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Yeah, you just have to give away 80 percent of it for jamals section 8 housing and your forced health insurance.

There's nothing contrarian about defending capitalism.

No fuck EA
Those greedy Jews are laughing all the way to the bank and deserve to have this gravy train blown off the tracks

>550 lbs
>their entire savings

fucking trash lmao. Im sure the guvment pays for their kids anyway

reminder that every pearl clutching argument about lootboxes can also be made about porn, but one of those you're already addicted to and the other one keeps you from having your super elite waifu skin you NEED because you're an autist

I think there should be a legal thing implemented that you must be over a certain income threshold to be allowed to have children.

sounds like removing jamal is the best option for a healthy tomorrow
Oddly enough that will also see crime and obesity rates practically disappear as well.
Infact id say, all of western society has a serious leech problem

my porn never tells me i need to pay 5 bucks for a 1/256 chance in seeing pussy, fucktard

never equate the two again

But I've never once spent money on porn. I just google something that makes my dick hard and fap for 5 minutre s

this

Gotta ban porn, cant think for myself, gotta let the government do it for me.

That would be day 1 large scale revolt in the streets, user.

we need procreation licenses and internet licenses. but the world is more concerned about banning spoons because imported sandpeople with no civility use them to scoop out eyeballs

But its for the betterment of their children?

>Only 550 good boy points between you and brokeness

Why do poorfags breed?

shhh sounds like you've been thinking too much
Cant have that.
Your Internet privilege has just been banned

thot begone

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See
Fucking simp

I cannot for the life of me figure out why anyone would connect their credit/debit card meant for every day expenditures to a life savings account.

Not sure it's the right strategy if the risk involves possibly causing one of the biggest massacres of the last several centuries.

>my porn never tells me i need to pay 5 bucks for a 1/256 chance in seeing pussy, fucktard
If it did, would you buy it? if so would it be your fault or theirs?

Why would people be so mad? Its logical. You shouldn't have kids if you cant afford to give them a good life.

It would be his fault and their fault.

>can buy porn or just watch free porn
>can buy lootboxes or just play the game
I've seen plenty of stories of kids buying porn on mommy's credit card so I really fail to see the difference. If you want to cry about gambling addictions and chance, I hardly see why it matters when it results in the same outcome.

Braindead post

Stupidity or financial irresponsibilty?

Its not like either are uncommon

>medical biology
sorry bud, you fell for the STEM meme. Either you work as a lab monkey or you get your MS or PhD

lol
I came in a refugee
I'm having a good life and kids. and someone else is paying for it.

>Why would people be so mad?
The people who couldn't have children under those circumstances aren't intelligent and barely civil, hence why they're in those circumstances. They also tend to think they have the right to have children no matter what. I'm not arguing for them, I'm just saying that it would lead to catastrophe.

>Over two years later
>Yea Forums is still flooded with the same console war Wojaks as the ones in that screencap

This.

Execute them. 2 bird solution.

Are you the king of mount stupid?

£550 is a very reasonable amount of money to be left over on a bank account meant for everyday expenditures after you subtract all the static costs tied to housing, loans, bills, savings, etc. The amount that was left on the account was likely intended for everyday household expenditures like food and transportation costs. A family of 2 parents + 4 kids living off of that much in terms of food and transportation costs is probably reasonable depending on where you live.

What about my Business IT degree?

Kids not welcome here

Dude we’ve banned gambling since the literal 1300
Gambling has always been fucked up problem and will continue to be
Sometimes banning things is a good thing
We don’t allow 7 year olds to own flamethrower nor use flamethrowers in war either
Why?
Because it’s easily the most unnecessary gruesome weapon on the battlefield

Huh? What are you saying exactly?

His fault I agree
Their fault? for trying to make money? No sorry.
Id blame lack of school education on finance management before is blame them.
Company's cant do shady shit if people are smart enough to not fall for it.
Making it easier for dumb people to thrive only hurts your future as a people.
Better they die out from poverty and, hopefully, lack of children
Cruel maybe but that is reality
Society is getting dumber because of all the safety nets we are putting in place.

>looks over user's file
Hm, it says here you don't do anything to make yourself a net positive to humanity. Ready to submit to your own execution, user?

thot status: patroled

so what? is it the company's fault or something? that's what you get for not paying attention to what your kids do

Why not just ban this shit and avoid the decision at all

You need poor people around to do the jobs that more financially well off people don't want to do.

>No argument
You'd probably feel better if you just didn't reply at all.

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>You shouldn't have kids if you cant afford to give them a good life.
>I came in a refugee
I'm having a good life and kids. and someone else is paying for it

What do you think I'm saying?

>Bad people shouldn't be blamed for being bad because other people are stupid
Nah, those evil people are still evil, stop defending them.

Wrong. Im easily in the top 10% of useful people.

Just make micro transactions of all sort illegal. Problem solved.

No Jewish tricks like this need to be hammered hard.
I want a million dollar fine per item and up to 20 years jail time per offense per item.
Fuck then and fuck them hard

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fpbp
Especially if you have no savings

Says you. I highly doubt you'd be in control of anything once the executions begin. Robespierre lead the French Revolution and still got his head put on the block.

Calling for executions isn't really sound governance and your idea would be very bad and fail miserably.

>having a bank account.
>not keeping everything in cold hard cash.

>£550 is a very reasonable amount of money to be left over on a bank account meant for everyday expenditures
lol no, you should 3 months salary in liquid cash AT A MINIMUM for emergencies, living with no safety net is literally retarded and shows you're a brainlet who supports other brainlets

That you still haven't learned English after being granted refugee status?

You came in some random girl who you never saw again? Are you sure she even got pregnant? Someone else paying for it? Do you not have to pay child support?

T. A poor

Youre just covering your ass

His point is if you're so bothered by "white" parenting you should be extremely bothered by what he just said, but you're not because you're racist and you subconsciously think they don't know any better.

The smarter way to do it would be to engineer a virus, maybe one that causes sterility, and find a way to spread it among those people with as low a risk of friendly fire as possible. Or just invent nerve stapling and invest in law enforcement.

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>you should keep 3 months salary in your checking account
No, you should be putting that into a better account, retard. Stop giving financial advice you LARPing piece of shit prole.

I would love that to happen but vg companies are a bunch of money whores that would sell you sound effects as dlc if they could

Good thing you let them live rent free inside your head

>The Jewish trick is to make it so retards spend all of their money and hopefully die off faster
>This is bad

>REEEE
Aww, did you realize I was right? Sorry, baby.

m8 I have more money in my bank account then you'll have have in your entire life and you're literally retarded so stop posting

If you ban shit people enjoy, they will work to ban shit you enjoy.

goodtime

post proof that you're not a poorfag

How do I get well paid job?

>the average worldwide savings are in the negative five digits
>why do these people have 550 bucks
It's a miracle they have any.

no

No fuck those Jews
We need another holocaust

There is still gambling
they just need a license for it now or something
Casino boats and what not.
Dont know if thats the case for Europoors

And yes, sometimes banning things is good. Things that can cause harm to others,.ie flamethrower.
But banning stupid people from their stupid decisions just keeps stupid people going.

Soon no choices will be left because everyone will be fucking stupid.
Next will be porn and sugar and alcohol.

I don't enjoy anything except fapping. I have no hobbies or interests. I don't even like video games.

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Bad example, they already banned Tifa.

>caring about africa, south america, asia or australia

They're probably in debt too, user. Almost everyone in the West is in debt. Our economies rely on this debt.

Imagine if everyone stopped taking out loans for cars and homes and lived entirely within the means they had without every taking a loan. Banks would start closing left and right.

>but you're not
so you're doing exactly what I said in thinking
>You can't think X without thinking Y
I'm sorry that you're so retarded that you make baseless assumptions and genuinely give value to those assumptions. I don't care what your beliefs are or where they stem from, retards from every background make these baseless assumptions and you yourself are a retard no matter what beliefs you may hold.

you: haha why only 5k in bank account? u poor lol
me, an intellectual: why would you have anything near 5k in your spending account?

No one fucking enjoys gambling and pissing away 550£ on literal ones and zeros when that same shit used to come standard with the 1 time purchase of the fucking game.
Eat a dick and die

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Im just shitposting desu. I agree with you that a system of executions would fail for your given reasons.

Idealistically I support culling the dregs of society though, its just not practical to implement a system like that.

Never said they shouldnt be seen as bad
Id just rather people be educated on the situation so these companies go out of business because no one falls for their shit as opposed to momma government taking choice out of my hands.

>This guy fucks pussy every day and basically, you're fucking stupid

A lot of "proletarians" (le raised fist) have debts higher than $20000, close to 40000 actually.

You want stupid people to go unpunished so in 100 years only stupid people remain

having money in your bank account is for poor people and newly rich. rich people INVEST.

>europe turning brown as shit
>the native white folk now enjoy the same sport the pot-bellied skeleton niggers do
Like pottery.

>No one fucking enjoys gambling
If you banned all casinos there would be mass upheaval. I don't give a fuck what you have to say about it because that's the way it is.

Right, and these people are poor and stupid.

Why should I
Your children are being taught my language

I only have 7000 in my bank account. Tell me what to do

I said
>on a bank account meant for everyday expenditures
you said
>you should 3 months salary in liquid cash AT A MINIMUM for emergencies

How much of an idiot do you have to be think that these two statements are somehow the same thing?

I do not contest that having disposable cash set aside and available in case of emergencies is wrong. That's actually a very good idea. But you don't put it on the same account meant for your every day expenditures. That's stupid.

No.

Obsessed

It is. Name a EU country that let's me speak my mind without going to jail.

Lots of people enjoy it and game prices are at historic lows factoring in inflation. Personally I think lootboxes and casinos are retarded, but let stupid people pay that money if they want.

Those things don’t line up.
Plus gambling porn sugar and alcohol are all regulated, mandated and taxed according

This shit is just running rampant without the slightest bit of regulation

This isn’t right or at least needs to be mandated

I don’t see EA putting out Anti-Loot box commercials saying
“A game isn’t worth your savings account” or
“Don’t save credit card info to consoles”

Quick Yea Forums, post your savings.

Expected inheritance or trust funds by boomer parents are NOT applicable.

>$10,242 split between an emergency slush fund and index funds
>Saving for a bigger and better house and maybe new car, though im pretty happy with my 2004 VW Golf

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with reality.

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Only buy a new car if it's gonna make you fuck (more) women.

Schools used to teach bank balancing and how not to spend money you dont have
That is until (((certain people))) took control of the school system

id rather see education over just blanket banning
Regulations are fine though.Maybe a warning before you buy at most.

But ultimately, it is YOUR choice and FAULT if you buy it.

Ireland.

This is what I'm confused by, does everyone have just one bank account?

My wage comes into my current account, bills are taken out, a standing order says some to my high interest savings, another amount to a normal savings and what's left is my budget for the month

Ireland, one of biggest politicians said nigger on twitter and stayed leader of his party for a few years after.

Sell the kids Nintendo switch and all their games for spending your money obvs. Why the fuck did they even have access to your debit/credit card anyway?

I'd like to see what these """poor people""" own in their houses and what monthly services there subscribed to.

Nope lol

My boomer parents had 6 kids so I'll probably get nothing from them.

So? raise your kids better,
>noooooooooo guberment needs to help us with that, we're too retarded! ban ban ban!!! help us gubermentt!!!!

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I’ve done that fucking done that multiple times in multiple states and countries and people said “Good ridden”

Ah Yes actually. You can say literally anything here and nothing will happen to you. The cops here are very laid back. Our cops don't even carry guns.

And how much government assistance they get
Maybe people would have more in their accounts if they didnt have to take care of themselves plus welfare leeches

41k a year, have a house, just bought a brand new truck, phone, $0 debt.

You make more money spend more money but 80k a year what the fuck are you spending that on

>How do you take an article about an unfortunate circumstance made possible and common by predatory business practices
>made possible and common by predatory business practices
They are made possible by parents being fucking dumbasses, just like you.

Do you think we should ban all online stores because some people spend too much or some parents let their kids reach their wallet? Do you think we should ban cars because some kids got ahold of their parents’ keys and drove into a wall?

I never said you should, I merely asked if that was the only point you were making. I mean, you did post in English after all.

you're just retarded bro sorry

I hate retard but I hate EA far more so for once I’ll bat for retards if it means EA gets fucked.

There are plenty of safeguards in place to prevent this shit from happening.

How far are you retards willing to go in order to save absolute brainlets from themselves?

Invest it all in lootboxes and then blame the company for buying their lootboxes.

>$800 a month for rent and utilities
>$150 for car note
>Another $200 total for insurance
>$200/month for food and groceries
>$200/month for miscellaneous costs
>Still have $400-$500 in disposable income at the end of the month
This is why I ain't having kids.

> you did post in English after all
Learned it so I can convince your children to meet with me for sex.

Typical xtranny and switchlet seethe over sony

>and people said “Good ridden”
And everyone who didn't started regularly visiting where the casinos were still available.

Look faggot, people enjoy gambling. They like betting on sports teams, horses, and shit. Financial risk is an excitement enhancer and winning some extra dosh is satisfying. If you don't enjoy it, good for you.

lol
fair enough.

I feel like
>addiction is bad
>don't spend your money on stupid shit
and
>money isn't some unlimited resource that can just be shoveled into stupid shit
are all pretty standard lessons that cover a lot of the bases.

>betting on sports teams, horses
welp, gotta ban that next now
Cant have people spending their money how they see fit.