Whatever happened to extreme sports video games?

Whatever happened to extreme sports video games?

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Gracefully aging in the golden era

Died along side extreme sports irl. Now what happened to extreme sports irl, I don't know.

At least we can all rest happy that extreme sports got an absolute shitton of amazing games and there's always something new you can try.

There's no market anymore. The boomers are quite happy playing these older games after a days work and mowing the lawn.

Do people even skate IRL anymore?
Even scooters and rollerblades are all 'boomer' hobbies.
All kids just play videogames now, or use their phones for Tiktok and all that other shit.

I see plenty of kids skate on a daily basis in one particular spot that the local government built for them, complete with ramps.

I see. In my area, skaters are gone now.

Not in my area. I don't know if it's a generational thing or if after it had a resurgence from Jackass days they did stuff to keep kids from ever skating around local businesses. The only 'extreme sport' that has a lot of numbers behind it still that I notice is motorcross if you count people that don't actually race but just go to tracks to have fun and do trailing.

It seems to be making a bit of a comeback now that people are more into fitness and that skaters have finally realized they can post their shit on social media in smaller bursters, rather than making a fucking tape.

I can bet there will be another, new skating franchise in years to come (maybe that "Session" game that nobody knows anything about), but a big reason they died out is because they were oversaturated and underdeveloped thanks to EA demanding a new one every single year, and because Neversoft moved on/shut down.

I would kill for a HD remake of THUG with all the best levels from the series as a whole, headed by ex-Neversoft employees though. Don't change a god damn thing about the mechanics or cutscenes or level lay outs, just make the graphics prettier and add in more custom options and multiplayer modes. I'd buy five copies.

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Tony Hawk
Eric Sparrow

Look up women at the x games.

Whai are we still 'ere? Jus t'suffer? Erry night, I can still feel my mingin' leg. And my mingin' larm. Ev'n my fingers. The body ah've lost. The brehs ah've lost, won't stop hurtin'. It's like they're'll still there, garglin' marbles. Y'feel it too, don't you? Ohekae Novak, you need te' pay me back for mai fricken lamp already, gawd daym.

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SECONDARY
P P P P PROTOCOL
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This guy deserves death

I keep seeing grown men on skate boards in my area, must see about one a week. I thought they were coming back or something.

nigger Skateboarding is going to be at the olympics next year

NEW YORK IS EVIL AND IT'S COARSE
SO THOSE WHO HAVE MORE THAN THEM
PREPARE TO BE VICTIM

man i never thought id see the day where Steve O was better off than Bam

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What are you talking about? That's Eric Sparrow, the crazy sumbitch who jumped a helicopter in Hawaii! He's a legend!

this game has the best OST of any TH game
theres no debating
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>talking like you're a huge tony hawk fan but not even knowing what THUG Pro is
get out

>implying a fan mod is the same as a HD remake from a dedicated development team

Wasteland was good, even in spite of it's silly 'no loading' gimmick. Every area was distinct from the rest as they should be, so you wanted to choose between them, and you did - by riding the bus to teleport between them, which required loading after all. Actually going between them was boring because they were all seperated by enormous, boring hallways to mask the loading times that were happening anyway behind the scenes. I don't know why they felt the need for the gimmick at all, there wasn't a problem to fix.

>muh HD
run THUGPro.exe
>Click resolution
>Select 1920x1080 (HD 16:9)

There's your HD, retard

The worst shit is that, unlike Steve-O, Bam keeps trying to run social media accounts, so you get to see him relapse over and over again while all these parasitic enablers surround him, and he spends his time actively doing shit that isn't skating and isn't Jackass.
He went on this scuzzy tell-all tour where he basically told everyone about a time he was raped as a funny story, and everyone around him just goes "wow, that's fucking WILD Bam lol". Last year (or maybe the year before) he vanished off to Spain to get his life together and it seems to have worked for a few months before he came back to America and fucked it all up again.

jesus fucking christ Bam, i cant believe almost every 14 on the planet looked up to him at one point
almost makes me feel laughing at that fake Jackass 3 script

*feel bad

They're around. Tony Hawk Ride didn't pan out, but Skate 3 was apparently good enough that EA had to order more copies to be made. Hasn't really been much since, though.