Korea time

It's staaaaaarting!!! tasteless and artosis

Last sunday's zvz was great

Soulkey is gonna rape trough this group like a bulldozer trough a Kindergarten

Did those lyrics just say "when you were small" and "cd-rom" in the same sentence? fuck

>tasteless
ugh

LOL

Woke up at 5:50. Made my oats + berries, and green tea, and check Yea Forums. Literally top thread is Korea Time.

Everything's coming up.

>TASTELESS IS BACK FROM KONG HONG AND READY TO CAST SOME FINE ASS ZVTS

How many more half-Asian broodlings has Tasteless spawned in Hong Kong time time?

rapid...

>STILL can't find this "running in circles" song
goddammit shazam

I was gonna sleep and then wake up just now, but instead of sleeping I watched stranger things season 3 and now I'm ready to pass out go soulkey

>interviewer: What do you think about this group, soulkey?
>I'm gonna make 9/11 look like a fucking joke

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When ASL first started up, we predicted that it would take ASL S6 for Nick to stop being able to hide his receeding hairline.

We're at S8. Was the prediction correct?

SK is good but he's the type that seems to roll the dice whether he plays good or not today. He loses all the time early in tournaments, and others he goes to the end.

Soulkey will lose vs action

hoping for a sweet ZvZ with devouvers and shit

FUCK I'M LATE
Good thing it hasn't started yet. Rooting for Soulkey. Fine with either Piano or Action getting out.

I didn't even notice it

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Nick and Artosis have that Politician-Doctor helmet head thing where they comb their hair forward to make it look like that's the natural hairline when it's really further back. Doctors and politicians do it all the time. It's pretty standard late 30's "professional" guy look.

Whenever a camera gets close to Artosis' head, you can see how incredibly thin his front hair is. Obvious when he streams.

Their hair is all smoke and mirrors.

>SK leaving mid season
absolute dishonesty

is he on tonight?

>wearing those shitty glasses that make you look like an old lady just because they are currently popular in korea and the plastic gooks have no identity of their own so they just follow the k-pop shit

God, I fucking hate K-Pop.

Shots fired at NoRegret

It's called fashion trends user don't be such a sperg about it

>hasn't had a girlfriend for years
>gotten fatter
>rampant alcoholism catching up to him
>greying beard
>hairline receeding
>childless and not married in mid-30's
>Artosis has a wife and like 3-4 kids

Will Nick ever turn it around and realize he needs to grow up and not do the frat=boy life? How paathetic will he be in his 40's?

Soulkey with his kino Korean song.

this is fucking depressing

goodday broodwar bros.

After skipping KLS im now late to ASL. Did I just see that JD was taken out by Snow and ZeLot?

Is it even worth checking that day or is JD an embarrasment

Nick knows his Korean Dramas.

>Ample stealing JD's song selection
Gross.

That song choice, wew.

aw yisss tastosis time

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2 games were worth watching

>hasn't had a girlfriend for years
>gotten fatter
>rampant alcoholism catching up to him
>greying beard
>hairline receeding
>childless and not married in mid-30's

sounds like half of Yea Forums

Wait, I just got here. What's this about Soulkey going to the army? Is this his final ASL?

>a single zealot

>Will Nick ever turn it around and realize he needs to grow up and not do the frat=boy life?
When Dan returns to America/Canada with his brood of 4 children and chunky but cute wife

First game was sick and fast, worth checking out

Watch the Flash vs. Sacsri match from last week. Great match.

That would need Korean Starcraft to end. I don't see BW or II ending any time soon.

conscription is slavery

Hey there Kevin Ho

Artosis settled for a whale wife.
Nick is just waiting for the right gal.

>Terran Gas Steal
what is this memery

>shooting commies for recreation is slavery

Can someone redpill me on the gas geysers in the middle on this map? Who can still travel in between on each configuration?

Jesus christ Ample, calm the fuck down

last game was okay for the sole reason it made it to mid/late game. rest were forgettable.

>soulkey leaving to army

who's gonna be king zerg then? hero and effort are in the army, Larva and JD are in shit condition. Dark day for zerg

>that fucking vulture micro
good god

japan
>no conscription
>males are skinny beta cucks

korea
>conscription
>males are alpha gymbros

>Valkyrie, Tanks,Goliaths, Drops, sick Vulture/SCV micro
Ample going all out

>korea
>males are alpha gymbros

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2x assimilators: workers, lings, vultures, zealot
1x assimilator: just lings I think? not sure
2x geyser: ghosts

Really impressed with Ample. I'm usually a Soulkey fanboy but this has been impressive so far.

Worried about his vessal count rn but this game's going to get campy
Thanks user

Ample is playing really weird though, not sure if he can sustain the way he plays mech

YASSSS QUEEN SLAY

>Queens
WE GOING INTO FULL WHACK TERRITORY

>queens

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>Larva memed the queens into the meta

Queens are fairly standard vs mass Tanks, guys.

eh, queens have always been meta vs. lategame mech terran. it' just rare to see it get to that stage

So many turrets in this game.

its the map, it invites to campy

That tank x turret setup in the bottom left is gosu

>that amount of turrets covering the tank killing the southern island from behind the wall

MMMM BESSELS

VESSEL GENOCIDE

Lategame TvZ is pure kino

ULTRALISK
DROPS

>those ultralisks
>Dropping ultralisks

>bulldog strats in zvt

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Agreed. Favourite matchup for me tbqh.

>those science wressels blowing up

GOD DAMN

ample got ampled too much

gg

ahh Mech vs Zerg is just too immobile
nice try by ample, but as I said before sustainiblity is rather shit

That was a really really really really good game. Sasuga Soulkey. Absolute gosu.

Amazing game

>zerg horde sweeping the map
Nice

I was really impressed by those SV kills. Great drops too

Fun game, but I'm not really feeling that mech without a vessal count

bros...
conke or bepis

gg

it's not an oddball strat when a sizable part of the TvZ meta nowadays involve some sort of mech switch from a bio build or even straight mech nowadays
sproot

wow thats some movement

>what happens if I let Zerg take half the map?

He took down ONE base and that was remade. ONE BASE. SK has so much he couldn't lose. He stayed back way too long. He waited until 2-2- to push.

>that sea of zerg breaking the terran in every position

like poetry, that was a fucking beautiful game

>mech switch
2017 called. It's all SK Terran now

I forgot to watch on sunday did I miss any good games?

Queens are beyond worthless, and if anything they HELPED Amble.

Queens Cost as much as a Siege tank. So you have these costly units sitting around doing nothing. Lings, mutas, etc are much more active and useful. Since they cost a lot, and don't do anything, there's a lull of you NOT attacking and not having any new units to defend/attack with. This gave Amble breathing room.

The second the Queens all died, having killed like 2 tanks and 1 goliath, he just went back into normal units and swarmed him.

Late game zerg is really scary. In big maps it's hard to defend against drops like that

Professor Peeper

it is not, but the problem is, that if you can't contain the zerg decently enough with your Mech, the manoeuvrability will bleed you too fast
oh Queens are good against mech, but the game already went into weird territory really early with Mass Valks and then blowing up all the Vessels

Any game with Zelot is good

/ourguy/ Action.

You let a Z max out you've lost. You should be killing their bases and killing their units. They should max out at 150 MAX.

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I USED TO RUUUUUUUUUUUULE THE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOORLD

>oh Queens are good against mech,

I have NEVER seen Queen play work. It's a pure theory on paper.

The time you spend building them, and controlling them, are a waste. You're handicpaping yourself needlessly.

Action is shit.

Also where does his hair come from? Is he combing it from the back forward or something?

Which organ is organ?

Let's go Action!

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>mom taking her son to watch some broodwar
I was born in the wrong country.

Can work well with ensnare vs bio

I remember a few seasons back an efficient use of the Queen against Bio. People tend to forget, that the green goo doesn't only slow movement speed, but also 15% attack speed
I admit though, the Micro needed is far too intensive for regular usage

I miss Asuka.

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Larva made them work. They're difficult to leverage, but they exploit the fact that you're spending less money on Vessels and other anti-air options and putting it into Tanks.

>Also where does his hair come from? Is he combing it from the back forward or something?

Holy shit you're right it's a comb-over! He must be prematurely balding.

The fact it started out a a goliath heavy mech built eroded queens usefulness. In normal terran vs. z lategame queens have amazing efficiency as a hit and run vs. sieged terran lines

>Mass Wraiths
L-eta?

Well this is a wash. Good luck in losers organ

fuck he dabbed on that nerd

gg

ACTION

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ZEEEEE
VEEEE
ZEEEEE

Knife fight incoming.

fucking bunglers playing flash's race

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ZVZ BOYSSS

>celldweller
based boomers at ASL

Z V Z B O I S
V
Z
B
O
I
S

gg

based

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ACTION IS COMING

Please dont be a BO win

>ZvZ
>never being BO win
Whew.

I maek ling

I maek spore.

Did the thread talk about the hot gook from flash’s group? She was plastic right?

wtf I thought soulkey was gonna win

action looks like a super villain

SHIT IS ON FIIIIIRREEEEEE!!! ZVZ!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111111111111111111111111

The up and comers have been mindgaming the expected group winners super hard this season

>Hydra doesn't counter muta
okay

gg

It never did, what are you smoking?

Lyrics:
>So sick your bullshit lies

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>hey you better get ready for the mutas i'm making

>wait i'll make those mutas 2 minutes later while i fuck up your base

>eat shit soulkey

...

I don't know, but it ended in a chest infection.

>action looks like a super villain

He looks like a delinquint from one of those delinquint manga shows.

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Didn't soulkey get dunked by Action last season, or was that Jaedong that got fucked by action?

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America MAD?

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Delinquents are not balding as bad.

What's this "Olleh TV only" show with the Negro?

Do they mean they're exclusively broadcasting it in Korea, or is it really an Olleh TV Original Series?

If so why English and Americans?

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>Overlord ads
based gooks

K-Pop is pure fucking shit btw.

>tvt
strap up, boil some water and rev up those blankets because we're gonna get comfy boys

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

...

fuck you

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i'm ready

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It's a movie about nazi zombies.

What is Fantasy up to these days? I fucking love that dude. Probably only terran I ever liked.

Finished his military service and returned to SC2 instead of BW because he likes it more.

he's playing SC2 these days, doing decent at it too

its easier on the hands

What a shame.

>terran music all game long

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what a loser

at least the tvt is over quickly

piano lost this game for himself, he has nobody but himself to blame

just play a fucking midgame tvt

what a walkover

>TvT going to end this quickly
what a shit tourney this has been for Terran so far
Flash better pick his game up for ro16

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gg

i sleep

>hungry
>"hmm, it's tvt so by the time i come back it'll be midgame"
>fix up a snack
>come back
>gg
The fuck?

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Wait, there's another match? I thought it was over.

loser of winners vs winner of losers

Loser of the winner's match still has to fight against winner of the loser's match.

1 A v B
2 C v D
3 winners of 1 and 2 play
4 losers of 1 and 2 play
5 loser of 3 and winner of 4 play

>loser of winners vs winner of losers
this sounds like a meme format

why did soulkey join if he can't finish the tournament

it's a run of the mill 4 players group with losers bracket format

DAMN, I always miss these games.

Least I found this last one.

Whens the next one? Sorry, im so shit at getting up at the right times for these.

>soulkey can't even finish the tournmanet

going for ample this game then

>joins tournament
>cant even play it out fully

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next ASL is in ~4 days

Every Sun/Tues 7pm KST

last MATCH for TODAY :O

Sunday at 6:00 AM EST

thankx

Is anyone play the game or you all just sit an watch? Eu gate way is fucking deserted right now with only 150 players that only 50 of them actually play games

Find a flaw.

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Nice scan.

I just play with my nephew from time to time

>terran 3
based

>from time to time
playing once every 6months doesn't count as an active player at all user

Just be happy people are booting up the game nigger
I do a ladder game once in a blue moon

gg

Zerg dominance tonight

>i maek muta

>getting fucked up by mutas
>make seige tank in the midst

i dont understand

MUTA'd

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Amble is actually pretty good. Sad. Shame he had to face SK.

Happy that Soulkey got through, though a bit sad Ample didn't advance. He put up a good fight I think.

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>zerg

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they need forever to kill a single SCV

he fears the lurker

I hope soulkey can delay his army service or something so he can actually finish the tournament, it would be fucking shit for him to take a spot and then bail before the end

At what point in the event will sk have to pull out?
Is it going to be a free win for someone in ro16? ro8?

fucking zerg nigger faggots

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I bought it recently and played through the campaign, currently busy with Quake though.

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Mutas are CUTE!
CUTE!

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GG

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aren't used in ZvZ and are fairly niche in ZvT

That's talking about Cadenzie right? "Sensei" must mean that this si one of her fans or Cadenzei teaches them?

When does Stargirl advance?

on my peepee

I do ladder games every two days and only mega autists tryhards have left in the servers. E and F players have completely dissapear If you want to play a fair game in ranked these days, you have to vpn your ass into the korean gateway.

wait, soulkey won't even be able to finish the tournament?

>nothing but zerg

Truly, in the end, it was a Brood War.

I think there's some NA/EU shitters in the beginner discords but idgaf enough to go in there. I focus on another hardcore old school game anyways

>nothing but protoss
last ksl

Wow, does everyone in Korea have to do military time?

REEEEEEE 5 ZERGS IN THE RO 16

you two are in the middle of your monthly call when he gives you this look

wat do

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Compulsory, except for health reasons. Rain didn't have to go since he donated half of his liver to his father.

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Next matches.

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Sharp and his yoga will conquer all!

Yeah im not committed enough to join a discord server just to be able to play online lol. Im only committed to the point that I want a fair game and learn the game by myself. I wish these mega fags in blizzard have remastered the garbage AI. Its a fairly hot topic in the official forums but the devs choose not to respond on that.

ask him what rapid does for a living

I still think the blue ones should be Archons.

Compulsory military service sounds great actually.

As long as they get paid right? That seems ideal for youth and students.

Tanoshimi~

Want Sharp and Stork to get through Group E. No particular preference for Group F.

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just move to a country that's under constant threat of war

Well there's this:github.com/jncraton/BWMetaAI
which amounts to AI Nightmare mode but it's nice to practice build orders with. Hell, I've lost to it a couple of times

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btfo

>thread still up

eh, I always keep a tab open to inform late anons. our next game will be next sunday,
>sharp
>hyuk
>stork
>calm

I always keep a tab open to keep my dick up your ass.