Applause please!

Is this game even beatable on the unfair difficulty? I can't even get past the tutorial.

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really? Thank god now i can quit playing. I just wanted to fuck the cute halfling.

With those feet? No thanks. Should have been the option to give her a stinging bare-bottom spanking for stealing my money, though.

It's dependant on your class. Some classes are always she and some are always he. Don't ask me why.

yeah, Autists have beaten the game solo on unfair. so git gud

the Lawful good dialogue choice is awful for that scenario, "Im so happy you took my money WITHOUT ASKING, infact do it again. I, baron of the stolen lands, am your paypig"

Nobody gives a fuck about romance, go play a jrpg, you lonely virgin.

I just want to pull Valerie's armour off with my teeth, is that so bad?

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Have ___

>I'M SO QUIRKY! cunt that steals money from you and lies and tries to make it sound like you need one when you already have one.
>You can't even punisher for it at best you can just make her return the money.
>Obnoxious if you don't kiss her ass.
>Unkillable mary sue.
>Yea Forums loves her

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Wish I could play this past chapter 4, barbarian event bugged out and my kingdom is basically fucked and there is nothing I can do.

Did you start over since EE came out or was this an old save started before EE?

I acquired EE and played it autistically until after Vordekai's tomb, where I could not get the barbarian event to fire for love nor money. I had constant DEAL WITH THESE BARBARIANS emergencies in my capital that became too frequent for my marshal and general to deal with them all, and after fruitlessly searching the map for a few months they turned into BARBARIANS ARE AT THE GATES: IT IS ESSENTIAL THAT YOU PROGRESS THE MAIN STORY!!! ones and still nothing would fire.
I stopped playing after that.

>where I could not get the barbarian event to fire for love nor money.
That's really pretty weird.
Even when the game was broken at teh first month of the launch, Hour of Rage and Betrayer's flight triggered properly right after Vordakai. What usually happened is that you eitehr lost Amiri forever, lost her personal quest or ended up with Duplicate Amiris

Yes. Is it fun to do so? Not really.

WAIT WHAT. I CANT PLOW THAT FUCKING UNSHAVED CUNT BARBARIAN? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?

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Canonically nobody loves Amiri or wants to get close to her. She is fucking retarded and her entire questline is dealing with the fact she is retarded.

Barbarian and Bard are canon characters to the Pathfinder tabletop, and thus are 'off limits' because the company that makes Pathfinder says so.

For the first 3 phases, the most important thing is to kill the first one (Remus) fast before 'Everything Ends' happens and kills all your buffs. Also, having tons of summons out to distract summons and give you consistent flanking and extra attacks of opportunity helps.
Other than that, throwing all your non targetting spells and shit helps, since first form has high AC and saves. Don't forget protection from arrows Freedom of Movement for the 3d phase. Also, keep applying haste.
Finally, buy Mass Heal scrolls.

If you are still stuck, bring in Jubilost and have him bomb the fucker

Do you have a source? I know the Amiri thing is because she's an existing character, but why would Paizo care about Linzi?

I wish whoever owns SNK somehow acquired Paizo, they don't hold back when it comes to whoring out canon characters.

The bard is not an Iconic character. Only the Barbarian. You are correct that Paizo did not want Amiri to get banged.

As for the Bard, maybe they hate midget lovers

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God i wish
And her as a romantic interest.

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>cant pick up gnome to use as cock puppet
>cant have stinky sweaty hairy wrestle sex with barbarian
WHO DECIDED THIS

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>As for the Bard, maybe they hate midget lovers

Perhaps they thought it would have pedo vibes.

You can have a threesome with tiefling girls and they are the best female characters in whole game.

>Playing an Aasimar

The russians had different priorities

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>Not playing the most broken race with no fucking drawbacks
I bet you play a faggot race like gnomes

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Aasimar is one of the best choices for a ruler since they are naturally charismatic and beautiful.

Nobody allows halfling romances. Everybody is afraid to be labelled pedo enablers when in reality most people just love shortstacks. Also no halfling girl for halfling MC is cruel.

>try to play this game
>get overwhelmed with the CC and quit
>try to play again
>cant find a portrait that matches the character im going to play so i quit
>try one more time
>see loads of meme specializations and nonsense words that mean nothing to me cause i never touched this game before so I quit
Am I not autistic enough for this game?

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No, just plain retarded

I play tiefling. Because I just like how they look.
Though the fact Devil-descended tieflings have a charisma malus pisses me off, they're fucking Devils.

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Based Kanerah

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Each class has an example character with a template and a sample build. They are also featured in the artwork of all the different PF adventure paths. Each class uses the gender of the example character.

Smart lady

Just go back to Kotor or Dragon Age, zoomer

>cant find a portrait that matches the character im going to play
this is hell to be quite honest

Back in dnd 3 handbook, unless they referred to a specific character, 'she' was the default.

There are packs with like 900+ portraits at this point, I find it hard to believe

cool good thing this is D&D right? Dumb faggot

Wait really? I pirated and played for like 3 hours then uninstalled. I remember this bitch drooling all over my character's dick in the first section of the game.

Pathfinder is literally a patched version of D&D 3.5e

I can't speak for him but there are some weird combinations that have little to no art, like half-orc magic users. There's maybe two and they kinda suck

She is essentially meant to be the storyteller of the game. That's also why she is so hard to actually kill.

Was annoying because I was having a blast up to that point.