Here I have to fucking go again

>just dont work bro
>surely a job will come out of nowhere
>government handouts are more than enough to live comfortably

>he doesnt live 5min walk from work
lmao
get rekt nerd

I live off SSI, is there any job that won't kill me with a highschool diploma? I'm planning on going to school, but the thought of working 40 hours even in something I enjoy makes me want to die before I even attempt it

> he doesn't work from home
Fucking retard

we don't all live in our parents house past the age of 20

I watch anime at work. Saw five episodes of jojo and five of one piece just yesterday

Got caught up

>when you naturally wake 10 min before the clock starts beeping
Makes me want to end it desu

Reminder it could be different if our nation was properly structured.

how did you get on SSI?

What an odd thing to post.
You compensating OP?

Working from home sounds terrible to me. Legit awful.

well, that sucks
it's almost 3 o clock in here, I best go to sleep now

Woman spotted.

I work a gay sales job with loads of overtime but I thank the lord in heaven every day because I live like 2 miles away from the store

I'm a diagnosed schizoaffective, so I receive free neetbux

I LOVE MY JOB

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I have a fulfilling role and profession where I feel like I help the community and do good work. Sometimes it is hard, sometimes I feel bad, but I still feel good about the work I do.

... what kind of basedboi are you that you don't want to take charge of your workplace and lead them to success?

You got caught. You'll give yourself away every time.

Well, I'm sorry that your parents don't love you enough, user. ;-(

How far up one's own ass does someone have to be to actually put that down in a physical form.

Fuck whoever made that and fuck their family too.

>go to sleep as soon as I get home because absolutely exhausted
>wake up and now only have a few hours before work
now I'm fucking stuck and it's either force myself to play games for hours after getting home from work when I'm tired and can't enjoy them, or play them for 3 hours and then spend all of my energy at work again

just about ready to fucking end it

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>I really don't need a raise ...
>I'd gladly take a pay cut ...
>I can't believe how much money you gave me ...

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I never said any of that bro.
I don't know how any of you fucks felt since I love my job.

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>tfw mid week day off today
Pure bliss bros, can't wait to play vidya all day

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Is this picture ironic?
Surely nobody would be expecting any of this IRL right?

Work for Amazon for 2 years

>off day comes around
>don't even touch vidya

Take a day or two off vidya/fapping, you will feel more energetic after getting home from the jew den. Works for me senpai.

I'm a fucking eagle scout, nerd.

I can't believe a picture alone would make me this upset.

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>moving out
>falling for the real estate jewish trick
In the past generations shared the same home for centuries. You deserve it.

Post the other one, you know that whiteboard from the boss telling how replacable his workers are and that they should be thankful

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Kill a large crowd of people if you decide to kill yourself.
Going out without punishing this rotten society is pussy shit.

I do literally nothing else other than masturbate and play games

I still enjoy them it's just hard to when tired

See, if it was just my parents i wouldn't have a problem offing myself.

They put me here to satisfy their own self indulgent wishes to have kids. It's their fault i have to suffer through this mess and i'd gladly make them pay for that.

It's my wife that stops me, she truly wants me to be a partner in her life and has always believed in me even when it was the worst it's ever been. I can't abandon her and break her heart like that..

In some ways i wish i was a no life neet like some of you losers, cause i could have blown my head off conscience free half a decade ago,

>have a day off
>woke up at 2pm
W-why does this keep happening to me bros?

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Extremely relatable feeling. Go to therapy. I came extremely close to just jerking the wheel while on the highway with my mom in the car, scared me so badly I asked her to drive the rest of the way home, said I was tired and cried myself silently to sleep in the back. I fessed up to her a week later when she noticed I was really fucked up. I'm not out of the woods but I'm a lot better than I was. Just see a pyschologist, fuck SSRI shit and just talk to a professional.

Imagine making so much money that your mind fucking warps and you no longer understand other human beings anymore.
Who else /accelerationismgang/? Just give us full socialism so I can leech off the system and give the greatest country on Earth the death it deserves.

>a cloth badge means I am a well rounded human being
No one cares outside of your little club.

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Kek this must be ironic. There isn't a quantifiable value that is enough to make me don't feel like I'm wasting my time working for a company. Fuck those greedy jews, Hitler was right.

Oh boo hoo you big gay baby.

>Has a wife
>Still wants to die

Fuck you. You have no right to be suicidal. You're a genuine piece of shit. I sincerely hate you. Fuck you. Just die already and give her to me. You filth. Ungrateful scum.

>no value of community or volunteerism
user, volunteering is literally so fucking big for scholarships those zoomers probably chomp at the bit to get opportunities like that. Hell, my college had volunteer programs for LETTER grades.

>alarms don't wake me
>ask dad to wake me up so I don't oversleep on the weekend and waste all that time
>he promises
>he doesn't

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twitch.tv/asukaowo/clip/GrossObeseDogeDatSheffy

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Just vote Andrew Yang and get 1k for free out of Amazon's pocket.

That's what I would do if I wasn't yuropoor.

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>can we make fridays "dress-up" days?
What the fuck do they mean by this?

>well rounded means what i want it to mean
fuck off

Both activities are making you tired enough for doing it more of those same activities, do something that requires less brain power such as listening to music, light exercise or sleep, come your day off you will feel much better and more excited to play vidya.

...

boomer humor

that sounds like the complete opposite reason for why someone should feel a sense to volunteer

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are you a NEET?

Is this real? What the fuck is permacorp?

Same, it's just a sign of a shitty sleep schedule, 7 hours should be enough for any adultos, 8-9 if you lift

I did it for a letter grade and now I volunteer off and on at a homeless shelter and an animal shelter in some of my spare time. All it takes is getting them into it, dude.

Middle management is typically why payroll costs are so high and why a lot of companies end up going out of business, and it's usually because middle management is full of out of touch retards like this.

I hate to break it to you, son. But having a woman in your life doesn't magically make the world a better place or your lot in life better.

You're still the same disgusting piece of shit you were before it. The regrets never go away.

This isn't a chatroom. These people aren't your friends.
You're here to discuss video games, you stupid fuck. Get it in your head.
If you need to do this sort of shit, do it back on /r9k/.

I'll try this then, thanks for the advice

a 5min google search will reveal all

>itt
youtube.com/watch?v=piPzExBdfIg

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>desperately trying to convince my friend that fucking a wet hole wont fix his issues
>he's constantly on twitter, constantly complaining to me about how if he had a gf everything would be fine
>tell him to hang with friends
>he says no
fuck i hate morons who think getting a gf will fix everything.
however ill never stop regretting not asking the girl who liked me out because I was suicidal at the time and didnt want to put that on her.

Just started full time work three weeks ago. My shit is fucked.
My work schedule is leaving home by 3:30 and working 4AM-12:30PM. I usually get home around 1:40.
With this in mind, please go with the assumption that this was your schedule and give me what your daily schedule would be for vidya/fap/eating/workout/tv/Yea Forums/sleep time

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>punish fellow victims of the same system
How does this punish society?

Motherfucking this so goddamn motherfucking much.

Yang has perfectly outlined how he would implement UBI and the math he has presented is undisputable.
It can happen today.
It can happen without crashing the economy. Infact it will stimulate it.

Alaska has been doing successfully for over 30 years.

Anyone who genuinely doesn't want UBI to happen to deserves to burn to death after watching their family raped and tortured to death.

I am sick of sadomasochistic slaves ruining society and giving all the power to corporations and companies while HOMELESS CHILDREN STARVE TO DEATH IN THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA

I WANT EVERYONE AGAINST UBI TO DIE AND I AM REACHING A POINT WHERE I AM WILLING TO MAKE THAT HAPPEN WITH MY OWN TWO HANDS

IF YOU ARE AGAINST UBI, YOU ARE EVIL
YOU WANT SUFFERING FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN
YOU MUST DIE

youtu.be/LYuwv0jxRbM

It doesn't, he's an underage larper.

>diives

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Newfaggotry should be a bannable offense

Get help. This
>IF YOU ARE AGAINST UBI, YOU ARE EVIL
>YOU WANT SUFFERING FOR YOUR FELLOW MAN
>YOU MUST DIE
is not healthy.

My parents are those morons, they think getting a gf will be some kinda magical genie that'd fix all my issues. Granted, they probably mean well, but probably are out of touch.

Kill yourself right now and save her the trouble then, you absolutely worthless filth. Stop wasting her time and let her move on.

Fuck you. I genuinely want both you to die. Painfully.

TIK TOK MOTHERFUCKER YOU WORST NIGHTMARE IS FOREVER

This was written by a women.

why?

Even if UBI isn't sustainable, he's right about the potential crisis truckers and shipping companies face with automation on the rise. Self driving cars are a growing industry, I don't know what those boomers are gonna do.

You can clearly see you're in a bad place, user. Get some help. Seriously.

>Working from home sounds terrible to me. Legit awful.

You can take somewhat easy steps to stop it from being awful.

The reason it is bad for some people is the psychological effects from working in the same place you sleep. Live in a place with more than one room, set up an actual office where you conduct all your work activities and use another room to sleep and do your leisure activities. Do not keep a bed in your office and better yet, have two computers for work and leisure

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>hey user we're having a team outing on your day off! Can we count on you to be there
>no

I do it every time, still have my job 2 years later. Fuck them, you pay me to work with you all and I can barely stand that.

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Because he's an uncle who wants to put no effort into himself or meeting people, just hating people who are more successful than him in any way shape or form.
>abloo bloo muh bad genetics
>i am ugly
>women can't STAND to be around me
I have a feeling this isn't the issue, but he'll try and pull one of these things.

Why didn't you just become an E-Celeb? You could be famous talking about videogames.

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>Yang has perfectly outlined how he would implement UBI and the math he has presented is undisputable.
>It can happen today.
>It can happen without crashing the economy. Infact it will stimulate it.

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Can you read? I'm not the user who's currently suicidal, I was at a prior time in my life. Quit fucking breathing all heavy and smacking the keys, go to bed.

>tfw I ride a 1000cc sports bike to work 20 miles and dab on all the slowfags in traffic

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Sounds like jealousy to me.

That and serious insecurity.

You won't get better if you got a girl.

You're alone because you deserve to be, because you're a seriously, obnoxiously flawed individual that the average partner would never put up with.

Quit barling like an edgy little bitch and face yourself.

Take fapping and Yea Forums out of the daily schedule, leave it to your days off. Cooking a meal and eating it shoudn't take more than a hour optimally, same for workout, and 2 hours of vidya is enough, add another hour of comute/bath, and you still have plenty of sleep time.

Kill them all or stop whining, you fuckin' baby.

>I disagree, therefore you are a child
You are a massive faggot. You should kill yourself too.

You're both fucking retards.
>a boo hoo life is so hard ; _ ;
>hey don't be mean! This isn't the kind of attention I wanted!
>I wanted you to suck my ego and wax philosophy!

Just fuck off. You're so gay. Go the fuck away. You do not belong here. Faggots.

>What the fuck do they mean by this?
video related youtube.com/watch?v=sxFe9bwHz04

Maybe one day I can finally rest.

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>You're so gay because you dont want to kill loads of people
Get help.

What do you do on "team outings"? I usually only attend to work related social eventos when there's free food, otherwise fuck no.

I remember being 14 too

i just want to disappear

My math is wonky but 6 1/2 hours isn't really much at all even with possibly the worst hours to be working.

Is 12+ hours normal in America or something? Anything above 10 is bordering on inhuman.

Can confirm everyone at AWS is up their own ass. Wasn't quite as bad as working in retail but still.

>go to walmart because that's what I remember you did before the internet when you needed something
>look for erasers for some art projects
>Can't find them
>they're not near any of the school supplies, art supplies, or paper
>spend 30 minutes looking the whole store over & nothing shows up
>ask for help
>literally a chain of 3 employees all who work there looking for this thing they don't have
>order some off amazon on my phone INSIDE walmart after this
>took me 2 minutes & they showed up at my front porch the next day
>entire town slowly becoming ghost town as the internet takes over all sales
We live in strange times. I don't even KNOW what jobs are gonna be like 10 years down the line.

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Watch "It's a Wonderful Life".

These children would never understand

Yep same here. Honestly contemplating just removing everyone I know online and dropping off. Go get myself into a decent state.

Imagine thinking having sex once instantly turns your life around and stops you from being a depressed talentless loser forever

You pretend to be friends. It's just corporations forcing their way into every aspect of your life. You can't just go to work and go home, you have to hang out with these people, it's cult conditioning. I refuse to take part in it.

I take my meds. I am right. You are evil.

I am done tolerating retards that spread suffering as far as they can because of some bullshit sense of honor and pride. Fuck that. Fuck your broken moral compass.

You filth have created a society that worships ownership, currency, and, materialism. Pretending you know what healthy is a great joke, boomer.

Corporate slaves like you will be dealt with soon enough, you worthless amoeba brained filth. You rotten old scum will be stricken from history for societal rot you perpetuated your whole life.

You deserve death, for you no longer use the life given to you. How fucking dare you feign moral high ground. You are scum.

youtube.com/watch?v=gkLvpt9Z3fA

I have to work tomorrow and Wednesday but then I get Thurs, Fri, and sat off. Thurs I'm going to do some cleaning at home but then stay in bed the rest of the day and eat cheese. Friday I'm going to a friend's house and smoke weed and have some yummy dinner while playing vidya. Saturday I might go see a movie or just stay in bed all day again. It's going to feel so good but it will also go by very fast. I'll probably have to work every single day next week to make up for it too.

what's undertale doing in there

>larping
you will do nothing and nothing will happen to that user.

They're going to be inside those Amazon FCs, doing 60 hour weeks until you drop dead.

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I tried doing that years ago, and accepting that sacrifices had to be made to get ahead.

But the bills get more expensive, my wage barely moves and the work keeps taking more and more from me, ever demanding & never ceasing.

and then you realize that's what success looks like for the common man, constant moving goalposts, ever increasing debt and work hours and nothing to show for it.

There's gonna be fucking zilch jobs out there as far as entry level goes. You won't be able to work McJobs or anything. That shit is gonna be entirely automated even down to the cooking. Why deal with mistakes when you can create a process that ensures a consistent product? Governments of the world need to dip their hands in their pockets and start getting a universal social pay thing going on cause otherwise if people lose these low end jobs and can't find other employment they're gonna find their system of capitalism doesn't work.

I know this feeling all too well user.
I don’t know what any of you are going through right now but don’t give up on yourselves. I wish you luck.

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>implying implications, the post
Pal, you have no idea what (if any) sense of "honor" or "pride" I have, nor my "moral compass," nor my ideas on society, nor my job, nor what I deserve or how I use my life.

You're are very clearly in a dark, dark place that likely needs more than just meds like what you're on right now. I'm not saying this to hurt you. Please, find someone - anyone - you trust in your life and seek help.

What's the matter, retard?
Can't use google?

I know it may seem like witchcraft to a blithering fuckin' moron like you but I assure you, it's safe to use.

I was going to hang myself last weekend, I was so drunk I fucked it up. Hang in there bud.

You really are a faggot, though.
Stop wasting her time, and kill yourself.

She deserves much better than your pathetic ass. Look at you, gloating on anonymous image board. It's pathetic.
Let her move on with her life, you selfish piece of shit.

I'm going to buy a car soon. The daily 4km up-hill bike ride is almost over. We're all going to make it.

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>companies move away
>"oh shit now how do we pay for our neo-communism?"

Not him but I've been considering ending it lately. Got hit with a bad wave. Just coming to a lot of realisations lately and it's overwhelming. Don't feel comfortable talking to family about it. I've fallen out with the few friends I had from secondary school. And the few friends I have online never give any meaningful insight. They just say shit like "damn that sucks" and stop typing for the night.

Never gonna make it

The people opposed to UBI are delusional Boomers like my father who claimed living wages are "socialist aka evil" and will encourage people to "be lazy."

Employee at an Amazon FC, ask me anything.

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Says the no lifer practically seething with jealousy.

I'm actually happy seeing your repies, you're so goddamn mad it's like i'm watching a cartoon character.

Anybody here know proper eyeglass cleaning technique? I've been trying to use the spray but the 1 to 2 year old microfiber cloth is fucking things, I think.

EHS reporting, kill me

I genuinely smile when I think about how mad a little faggot like you must be to hang on to the "underage" concept to help you sleep at night.

There are stronger men on this earth than you, faggot.
Words don't hurt them.
They don't need to delude themselves to "handle" reality.

You don't like that do you?
Delude yourself for me.

This but unironically.

>Live like four miles from work
>Roughly one third, sometimes up to half of my time on the clock is spent on Yea Forums
>The work itself is easy enough
>Made 67k USD last year
>Not exactly ballin' but I don't check the price at restaurants so its something
>Come home and make gunpla and play games
>On vacation July 15th through August 11th
>Position opening up in September I'm competitive for
>Would have to do actual work for 40 hours a week but would make around 90k
>Turn 27 this December, have no degrees, and live in the Midwest
It's a pretty good life. It's not perfect, but I like it

How many bathroom breaks do you take? If I ordered a mattress right now & you had to pack it, how hard would that make your life?

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you just need to get a job and stop being so lazy

My work provides really nice safety glasses wipes that I bring home with me to use on my glasses.

Just get some zeiss lens cleaning wipes. They're at every walmart and a pack of 100 is real cheap.

Haha you can't enjoy what you have unless you work for it, r-right guys haha

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nationalize that socialism

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Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night, slaves.

Take into consideration additional tax on that higher wage but hey if it's fulfilling work the days will fly by a lot quicker than browsing Yea Forums will.

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Working 10 hours shifts' great cause you usually end only having to work four days a week since you can't work more than 40h/week (if you're an employee) where I live.

>It's just corporations forcing their way into every aspect of your life
Man I hate that shit. My fucking boss happened to send a message to the normieapp company group at midnight because some client wasn't satisfied with my work. Maybe he should pay me enough to care.

based thread

One of the worst western ideologies is that one must suffer immensely before they can even begin to feel like they deserve to be happy.

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I would fucking hate to work 6 hour days again. I just want as much work done in the least amount of days and have whole days off.

Doesn't help that many cities don't even speak english. There's never been a time in U.S. history where such large groups of humans who share nothing in common with each other are next door neighbors.

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>lol ur just mad
>jealous much????

You are beyond redemption. I'm sorry for your wife. I hope she finds happiness when you're gone.

You know it's really bad when you feel like you're "lucky" because the FC you work at actually has adequate lighting, some of the FCs they've shipped me to (yes, shipped, they said the FC next door was low on workers and they're "shipping" some over) have some freaky ominous twilight gloom bullshit going on.
>How many bathroom breaks do you take?
I've given up on trying to be a "good worker," so I take a 3 minute bathroom break every hour, on the hour. It's a good way to get off your feet, though the cameras they have installed watching everyone at their Station is obviously noticing it all.
>If I ordered a mattress right now & you had to pack it, how hard would that make your life?
I don't pack those things, I'm Sort - which means I take product (which can range from cellphone cases - the most popular product - to butt-plugs and blowup dolls) and separate them into totes which, when filled, get pushed onto a conveyor belt to be shipped to another warehouse.
Every day I yearn for death. I'm quitting after I use their health insurance for my teeth this August.

>tfw work in the evening so dont even have to compromise my neet sleep hours

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Me too man, me too..

WE ARE WE ARE WALMART!

We all know the world is limited
You must EARN your happiness
I would literally rather KILL MYSELF than have a handout

I know I don't give a shit about community, I'm kinda weirdly proud about it. I don't know anything about my coworkers and I haven't learned a single neighbors name in three years.

>Alaska
Do you know how many people live there?

>Is 12+ hours normal in America or something? Anything above 10 is bordering on inhuman.
Amazon FCs do 10 hour workdays for 4 days, I work the Doughnut shift (which is Mo/Tu/Thu/Fri.) One of the few blessings of the gig is that VTO (Voluntary Time Off) is common enough that you can expect to work only 3 days a week due to a glut of workers and a deficit of product.

JUST give them a firm handshake.

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>based kitchen worker

Well, I guess I'll just have to git gud then. Thanks for the response frens.

How you holding up Yea Forums?
youtu.be/m5YLXkKxChg

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What keeps you going bros?

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The average person spends a third or more of their life at work. It makes sense for your sanity to be friends with your peers. If you let one third of your time be "the time I suffer amidst assholes" you're gonna buy an exit mask on a long enough time line. Don't let them have you bring work into your own life, you're a person before a product. When everyone is going out for wings or some shit at quitting time though, consider going.

the amount of fucking people who replied to this who can't understand this is satire.

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Fuck off, slave. Math.

Why does American media portray their Hispanics as being swarthy, handsome Spaniards when the vast majority of Hispanics I've met are short, slope-headed Peninsular motherfuckers?

>tfw going to university
My life will be comfy.

My waifu.

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Keep dreaming

Compare that to a live in USSR where no one did anything and you had people literally drinking at work and no one could fire you

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>finally quit my job last week after extending my 2 weeks notice by another 2 weeks because my manager kept pestering with me to stay
feels really fucking good. I hope to god I can find something more tolerable

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Knowing if I make enough money one day I can leave California forever.

>be a lonely sad incel
>have sex and no longer be a sad incel
Hurr these are the same durr

I blame the catholics for that

Same user from They closed my building because we weren't profitable, the put the axe to a whole bunch of buildings this year and are cramming everyone into the mega AR Sortable buildings.

My building was like a small town family, safe and friendly. Now I have to enforce policy in a slaughter house that does not give a flying fuck about anything other than throwing boxes on late CPT trucks

I fucked up guys. Last week I woke up and couldn't handle it anymore so I quit my job. Now I'm depressed from the guilt of quitting because I have a gf and a 5 month old daughter...but I can't do anything but sleep.

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Why indeed.

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Dohohoho
I'm UPT'ing with some of my banked escape hours tomorrow right before my two days off.
Fuck full time amazon.
Unless you're upper management it isn't worth it.
I've been asked to be a PA many times, no fucking way am I being a babysitter.

the thought that one day i'll be dead and i won't be on this god-forsaken rock with you cocksuckers.

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NEET with a comp sci degree here

how do i get a job with almost no experience

>Volunteering
>ever
Imagine working for free, fuck off
If i am gonna do any work you better fucking pay me or fuck off, volunteering is just a way to get jewed "But you're helping the community, the payment is the help you give"
Fuck off, happiness and help i give wont pay the bills and give me more money, if you volunteer, literally die

t. Benson

Alarm clocks are degenerate.

Learn to get up of your own volition by simply going to be earlier.

You just want UBI so you don't have to work, which pretty much proves all anti UBI people's arguments

I hold onto the romantic notion that I will intentionally live like a 30-year old homeless Boomer drifter after financially securing myself with service in the Navy. With that money, I can now comfortably LARP as being financially downtrodden as I go to town to town working in kitchens and shit, getting free meals. I blame my commie of a US History teacher for opening up with this, because it was college/career day. Thanks Mr. Sutton.

Russia has a great system now though. Everyone is working, no benefits without valid medical issues. There are no stuck up faggots who refuse to do manual labor because they feel it's beneath them, it's literally "work outside in the cold sweeping the streets or you don't get your benefits"

>live a 10 minute stroll from work
>enjoy what I do
>decent pay
>Am friends with the majority of my colleagues
>relaxed atmosphere, respected enough that I'm not instantly fired just for being 5 minutes late etc

Get fucked minwagies and neetfags

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>only get about an hour of drawing done because job is 10 hours (12 if you count travel)
Never gonna make progress at this rate, I've hit the wall early.

>Scheduled an interview
>Don't show up
>They keep calling me

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Claim your school work is experience. I'm not kidding its what our professors told us to do.

As long as they didn't ask specifically for job or career experience then using your schooling as experience is perfectly fine.

Alaska doesn't have a UBI, it's a yearly stipend that you can survive on for a month at best.

Why are biz memes so terrible

I'm scheduled to work from 6:15pm to 6:45am for five days next week. I'm breaking down and about to quit myself.

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>dropped out of uni/quit job earlier this year
>ghosted all my friends/relatives
>have lost a ton of weight, around 48kg right now
I'm almost ther ebros

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>mfw I got on the Amazon FLEX delivery meme before every Jamal with a jalopy tried to rush it
I'm in heaven, lads. Fucking cloud nine. No shifts, no schedules, just grab an offered Block of work-time, slot some podcasts into your car, and get to delivering. $18/hr that balloons to $27/hr during holidays, with mandatory tipping that can add an easy +$15 to +$40 to your projected payment. I spend 4 hours every other day making deliveries and I'm making at least $400 a week. Doesn't even feel like work, more like a pleasant drive that involves stopping at peoples houses.

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Sounds like your gf made a bad choice. I did the same thing, but with a wife and TWINS. Married for 10 years now, so it's all good.

They're made from concentrated suffering due to investing in Crypto.

Holy shit there was an article about that thankful post. God damn America is amazing

The slight glimmer of hope that I become youtube famous. How many subs do you need to make a living off youtube? A lot?

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your gf is gonna leave you and your daughter is going to be raped by her new black bf. Rot in hell absentee father.

Why do people fall for the night shift meme? They're literally the fucking worst especially in cold weather.

user, get help.

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I hate having to lie to people in general but it also really bothers me when I've already compromised with my vacation scheduling being pushed back and my supervisor messages me asking if I can cover a closing shift during my vacation. Just because I'm not going out of town doesn't mean I'm suddenly available to fill in for shifts. Thanks for subbing to my blog.

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>mandatory tipping
yikes

Yang is just too far ahead of his time. UBI definitely makes sense as jobs start to disappear (namely menial, medical, & accounting jobs), but that's just not the case yet. When jobs disappear because of automation it definitely makes sense, but that's not the case yet.

I do really like how he funds his UBI proposal though. It makes a LOT of economic sense and in general I'm opposed to socialism & most social programs. Maybe 20 years from now he could have my vote, but the economy just isn't ready for his path yet. Things are changing though!

I've spent all my savings on drugs and keep missing shrink/medical appointments I've officially given up

>I'm UPT'ing with some of my banked escape hours tomorrow right before my two days off.

>tfw you blew your 40 hour UPT load in the first 3 months of the year and now you're stuck with PTO and Vacation
>tfw you check your account every other day and watch as you get the mandatory 3.6 hours added to your PTO every two weeks
>mfw I'm addicted to time off and use those scraps of time-off on half-days

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How do I con my government into paying for me to live?

You get put where there is a "business need" you very rarely have any say over it

>UBI definitely makes sense
That's a weird way to spell communism but ok.

>Be NEET
>Already have to force myself out of bed
>Spent half of today having to force myself to move like I ran a marathon despite feeling fine physically
I don't understand how people work 8 hours a day five days a week. I don't understand how people put themselves through college. I don't understand how people work towards their dreams every day. I can barely work up the desire to get out of bed or feed myself most days.

My Mom used to ask me all the time what I wanted to do if I could do anything, I never had an answer, and eventually she stopped asking me.

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Sounds like a nightmare waiting to happen to me. You could make people do any ungodly thing you wanted if you threatened their benefits, assuming it doesnt happen over there everyday already.

>mfw dropped out of school at 4th grade for reasons i can't even wrap my head around to this day
>have been confined to my room for the last 9-10 years barely leaving the house in that time

I'm turning 20 this year and I have no fucking idea what life even is. I don't even feel like a person. I have no idea what to do about anything. I'm not even fat or ugly or anything but I will literally never have any contact with a woman, ever. I haven't talked to a human being in my age range in 10 years. I've been lurking this site since I was 9 years old. The only friends I have are 3 guys online I've known for around the same amount of time I've been out of school, and they're in college now and I'm deathly afraid that they'll move on with their lives one day and leave me here alone at my desk. I'm sorry for blogging but existence is torture and this thread is clearly just a venting station.

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I saw it rolling out forever ago, but people were using their own cars, which I'm not doing.
But of course now they have the vans which i see everywhere.
It sounds tempting but I'd be worried about how awful other people drive these days, the liability/responsibility of running some asshole over.
I don't deal with that in the buildings.

un-ironically become a schizo

someone call the necromancer guild, another skeleton's on the loose

Whatever, it's giving me money and I'm happy about it. How the meme works is Amazon Prime sneakily adds the tip into your bill right at the end of the check-out process (typically 10% of the total cost of your delivery, so somebody ordering a $400 console would get me a $40 tip) but you *can* cancel it and manually enter your own tip in - sometimes this results in me getting no tips, sometimes this results in me getting a 15%+ tip.

For what it's worth, I'm a really good worker. All smiles and compliments - I love it when they have kids, too, because then I can offer the lightest back to their little slugger and tell them to carry it. They love helping!

user, ignore those last couple of nigger faggots. Just start applying to a bunch of jobs like it's your new job and you'll find something. This is only a new experience for you to climb out of and learn from.

Isn't it just so fucking great going to sleep at 7:00 PM? I remember a job I had two years ago with the same schedule that shit fucked me up.

>Comfy job in an office surrounded by video games
>Constant office holidays
>Can take days off whenever because I never call out anyways
>Actually don't mind work because the people there aren't insufferable

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>trying to make a living off youtube

Dude, don't. Get a real fucking job. Do the Youtube thing as a hobby. If you find a sizable auidience, then cool. But at least you would have done it without wasting every aspect of your life trying to get there.

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one of many awful oil and gas companies in good ol berta

Hope that i'll live to see the end of the world and happenings in general are fun

suffering is the key to success you pussies

Yep, went from one extreme to another, works as intended I guess

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Whenever we flex up I often clip off an hour near the end if I'm pissed off that we're still there and/or I'm really hungry.
Shit is addictive.
I don't think I've been below double digits before, lots of VTO.

I just want to work 1 day less in the week, but don't want to switch jobs because I like it here, but they don't want even more part-timers.

>turn 22 today
>never had a job
>no degree

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You should go back to school. Adult Education's pretty chill; you could go at your own pace AND meet people stuck in a similar situation to yours.

why is canada's job market such a fucking shitshow

Holy smokes, a psychologist would like to get their hands on you for a full study.
>I'm sorry for blogging but existence is torture and this thread is clearly just a venting station
Get your GED and get a job.
>I saw it rolling out forever ago, but people were using their own cars, which I'm not doing.
Nothing wrong with using your own car, as long as you've got the MPG for it.

if it makes you feel better, i just graduated college att 23 and still don't have a job, although admittedly i haven't looked far.

Thanks. I applied to a couple of grocery stores in the area but nothing yet.

>getting a job
the trick is staying in school forever, screw the shakaijin

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I haven't gone to college at all and I don't even want to
I just don't have any better ideas

>job I currently have is five six hour 5 days a week from 5 to 11 pm
>full time workers dont leave until 3 or sometimes 4 in the fucking morning
>supervisor asks me if I want to be a full timer to eArN MoRE mOneY

Yea no fuck that

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Then you'd be banned on sight, you retarded frogposting mongoloid

>heading into 4th year of uni
>know im not getting out for atleast another 3 years
>failed 2 major courses twice now
>know im already in too deep to quit
>even so parents wont let it happen
>terrified of the inevitable student debt ill be burdened with once im done
why did I fall for the college meme and not learn a trade or something
my last bastion of hope is drawing porn on the internet. if i can make that work then maybe theres a reason to go on

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aside from being a neet (work part time) i feel you on an eternal level.

>>mfw dropped out of school at 4th grade for reasons i can't even wrap my head around to this day

How the fuck is that even possible? Did you have parents that cared about you?

Also it is not the end. You need to just get your shit together. You can still get a high school diploma or GED. People are out there that are 100% willing to help you.

Does the suffering ever stop?

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What a bunch of fucking losers
I love my job, maybe dont acceot any old bullshit fast food job and actually be proactive by looking for jobs, or start your own business, niggers

I do not know. I want to slowly die and disappear, but God works in mysterious ways

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>why did I fall for the college meme and not learn a trade or something
You wanna know why? Because of Boomer parents pushing their kids into thinking that degrees were magical tickets to instant financial success like they were in the 1960s. Because of Boomer parents who think trade school was where "failures" went to learn how to be shit-divers.

i knew a guy who made eagle scout, our school made a big deal about it
he was a fucking dipshit and only got anywhere in life because of nepotism

Doesn't seem like it does, user.

It's mostly just Alberta. The entire province is a conservative cultural wasteland that is perpetually stuck in a 1960s mindset where everyone is super self entitled and no one values anything beyond what they can bring to the table.

Give me a reason to live Yea Forums.

don't worry, big daddy government will probably end up giving you neetbux
tell a social worker everything you just told me, but also add that you have a crippling fear of leaving your room and you're afraid of the outside world

The garbage man makes more than the teacher who tells you not to be a garbage man

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Russian media has a weird nihilistic edge to it, like it exists in an alternate timeline where people have all the technology of today but never progressed past medieval times in every other area.

that's much better than having some blaring alarm pull you out of a dream that's better than your actual life

The merit part sounds good on paper, but then you get self important cunts who blow up at the slightest problem.

I grew up with those self entitled boomers

>Be on Autism spectrum
>I'm decent at interviews
>I've been hired numerous times
>Only to get fired within a fortnight to 3 months due to my inability to connect with coworkers or my boss
I used to have aspirations to be a network engineer, now I don't even wanna be in IT.
I'm so fucking lost.

You underestimate how stupid boomers are user. I work at a 7-11, recently we changed our soda machines to those ones with the touch screens where you push which soda you want rather than the lever things, every goddamn day since we've got them, always from boomers "How do you use this?" A robot won't be able to explain that shit to them

Banjo got in Smash

Because you are God

youtu.be/9PjZB9CoFfs

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one five letter word

cunny

fucking christ, i would KILL to be a garbageman or a plumber or ANY of that shit
im probably in too deep to switch from computer science at this point. plus ive already gone around telling everyone thats what im doing, so ill look like a quitter retard if i switch at this point.
the idea of spending my future in a cubicle writing code all day makes me genuinely ill

My VISION!
I've been trying to make a game since 2013 starting from zero coding knowledge. It's all I have right now.

I don't know what to tell you I'm still looking for mine.

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Every day I take five minutes to try and pull a planet-shattering meteor onto a collision course with earth through sheer psychic force of will
Human beings have made too many mistakes and it's too late to go back

To add on to this, getting let go so many times does some good damage to your mental health.
I'm terrified of taking on new jobs. Once, just once, I had a full time job that lasted, and not even for a year.
I just want some fucking stability. I don't wanna be ambitious. I want boring and mindless.

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>tfw you only work 3 days a week

Living the life of a piece of shit NEET with the pay of a decent job

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i know this feel, i too have the 'tism and got fired from a literal unpaid internship

i got an actual job soon after which i've yet to fuck up but that shit still stings

>Dropped out of Uni
>Working Amazon FC (hello, fellow zombies)
>My mom is constantly hounding me to finish my degree because, "if you had your degree, it would get you so many jobs. All you need is that paper." I shit you not, she actually said the, "just get that paper and everything will be good."
>My dad knows, my dad understands. He isn't pushing me to get my degree, but he isn't helping when mom goes on one of her desperate rants how she wants me to go back to school

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writing code on greenfield projects is fun

I'm pretty sure I'm getting fired anons. I fucked up hard today

I live for this and a 6 letter word.

imouto

You seem to already know what mistakes you made. Make a hard conscious effort next time to connect more with your co-workers.

Were you being racist in Gregg's?

the point of life is becoming strong enough to withstand suffering and resist degeneracy

kind of like RPGs where you become powerful enough to slay demons and save damsels

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>I take my meds
The fact that you need meds is clearing up some suspicions

literally me, except even with only working 3 days I still want to blow my brains out. somehow was blessed with someone to come into my life who takes care of pretty much everything; though I wish I could do more, but feel so fucking lost.

>paid a proper living wage
>dont have to converse with anyone for an extended period of time
>no one wants to approach you because youre around shit
>holidays off
>doing a service to society
I see literally zero flaws.

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Mostly my porn addiction.

>Western
As long as you ignore Stalinism and Maoism

What is Gregg's? But no.

>if I would work 3 days a week I would earn enough to live almost like a NEET, but wouldn't have enough money to keep buy anime figures and other collectibles
Decisions, decisions..

He drinks baileys from a shoe.

>The guy fixing planes is making more than the guy flying them

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>implying
Suffering 99% of the time isn't getting shanked, its a slow burn. Taking away your armor and defenses and slowly draining you of your life, suffering doesn't make the weak strong, it makes the strong weak

>How the fuck is that even possible? Did you have parents that cared about you?

I don't even know, man. I can't give you the full story because I can't really even comprehend it myself but the reason I stopped going is that I just did not want to go to school. I never did when I was there, I just hated it. I would constantly pretend to be sick and shit and eventually I would just refuse to get on the bus. My mother had a fucked up childhood so she immediately jumped to the possibility that I might have been molested which took me on a journey through multiple child psychologists giving me medication and shit and it just did not help at all. I actually just remembered that I did get back into school a bit in 5th grade but I can't fucking even remember most of it and I don't know why. My mom meant well but now she's just a fucking shell of her former self and I feel like that's kind of my fault but that's a story for another day. As for my father he actually still gives a shit about me to this day and I can't wrap my head around why he would. Throughout my teens I just kept telling myself to get my fucking shit together and go back to school but the years just passed by and I just didn't. I don't even know why I'm going into this.

>only work like 20 hours a week doing a job that isnt difficult and pays okay where I dont have to interact with anyone really
>want to kill myself constantly as im doing it
>going to be working full time at a big 4 public accounting firm next year
someone stomp my life out I dont have the courage to do it myself

>work as a janitor for $18 an hour
>only takes me about an hour to finish the job
>get paid for 4 hours no matter what
>hustle audio engineering mixes from home

Ah, I never thought moving out and being an adult would be this easy. I'm thinking about going to college for computer science or become a radiographer. It'll be hard to juggle both when I do though.

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>Mandatory tipping
What the fuck

Because some part of me still believes that someday I'll feel okay.

better luck in the next life dude

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Are Boomers violently opposed to UBI because they know it means people don't *have* to work bullshit jobs anymore?

Holy crap, there's a Janitor position hiring at a hospital near me, Indeed estimate is $16-19 an hour. Would you recommend it user?

what about tism or any other mental disorders?

This world fucking sucks.
Kill all of the capitalists and institute national socialism, with actual socialism unlike Hitler's kind.

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please user how did you land your janitor job
i must know

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anyone else forced to pursue a career to avoid working? at least uni is free but dunno how long I can keep this act since I keep failing most courses since I dont give a shit but if I drop out my parents will force me to get a shitty job or kick me from my house

Janitor at a hospital honestly sounds comfy as fuck. I wonder if you'd have to clean up blood and shit though.

apply
wowsofuckingdifficult

Oh my god, yes. Pick that up right now, hospital janitors are cozy (and you're not going to be the guy cleaning up blood or pus or anything, those areas are restricted.)

Go for it, I work at a 24 hour pet hospital and it's easy peasy. Just go in and throw out all the trash, mop and sweep the fuck out of everything. Then when the shifts done take your big ass bags of trash to the dumpster and you're done. Don't have to talk to literally anyone and you're out. The interview for me was extremely easy too.

Boomers are violently opposed to anything not found in 1950's rural america

he'll be fired as soon as they realize what he's doing; I work in the same industry and it happens all the time. youre either paid hourly or based on a contractual time estimate, either is easy to abuse and as soon as where ever you are decides to monitor you, youre done

Human extinction.

Every day I put a shield around the Earth protecting us from extinction level events and grand cosmic catastrophes through sheer force of good vibes and psychic energy.
Your powers are weak old man.

Just looked on craigslist, I'm sure they're everywhere. I feel lucky as fuck to only put in one hour of work 3 times a week but get paid 4 times that.

If you're really good at your job they won't care if you don't "connect" with your co-workers. I worked as a sales development rep and barely interacted with my co-workers, but I killed it when it came to generating new revenue for the business. Just be polite and try to be helpful when you're spoken to. You don't need to go out of your way to be their best friend or anything.

Can you listen to music/podcasts on your phone while doing it?

with autism you might just get told to fuck off unless you're smash player tier

Sounds neat. Can I help?

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