If you do this you're fucking stupid

>versus mode
>in the lead
>suddenly have to waste time fighting some fucking boss
Versus on anything other than a classic, straightforward Mario level is dogshit. It doesn't help that the half of my matches that have decent levels lag to shit.

What are the shittiest choices that piss you off?

>Leaps of faith everywhere because the creator doesn't account for the camera
>Switch block spam
>Fake paths in multiplayer vs levels

>battle against flying boom boom for a key to progress with a bunch of dumb arena shit

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When the fuck are they going to fix vertical movement to focus Mario lower on the screen? You literally can't do vertical stuff quickly because you'll just bump into something that just barely came into view.

aaaa i'm trying to do a vertical level right now and this is pissing me off

>Playing with the lads on the couch
>Level has bottomless pits
>Camera follows anyone who falls into the pits and kills everyone
Fuck off

play smarter not harder
:^)

It takes 20 shells to kill Bowser. Fuck that.

>find a level that actually makes good use of Meowser
>its a vertical level thats more about ascending while avoiding him than actually fighting him wow just like 3D Land and 3D World's final boss who woulda thought
>reach the top and it's typical Meowser with a key and infinite fire flowers

A really good level completely ruined. Damn shame.

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yeah I love epic boss fights where you cant die and you mash B the whole time and do nothing else because there's literally infinite power ups spawning the entire time that prevent you from dying.

SMB3 style with a huge platform of breakable blocks. i don't give a shit that it's unoriginal, it's fun.

Even I'm sick of complaining about it at this point, but I really hate levels that make you hunt down pink coins, especially if they're behind fucking On/Off Switch puzzles. I just want to run and jump, not wait for a Buzzy Beetle to walk its slow ass over to a music block. I wouldn't mind if people used it like the KONG letters in Donkey Kong Country, and doing tricky jumps to get the pink coins let you unlock a door at the end that gives you some 1-ups and drops you right on the flag pole, or skip part of the level. But most people place them like it's a Zelda game.

They're called bosses, dumbass

I had a similar level except it was just POW blocks up top... And Meowser only had one spot he could feasibly stand, forcing me to play RNG roulette until he decided to stand where I could hit him. I had 5 seconds left on the clock at the end, no lie.

Holy fuck. And this is a $60 game.

You get one maybe two power ups, and there's a power up spawner behind a difficult platforming challenge.
You'd have to go for it while bowser is still trying to kill you as well.

SOLUTION: Give them a red Yoshi so they won't permanently lose the fire power but can still die if they aren't careful.

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coin collecting levels can suck my cock and balls
red coins are usually fine because those are usually in clever spots or just give you a bonus room or flagpole top instead of being required
but coin collecting is just boring

There needs to be more camera settings such as options to allow it to zoom out in certain areas.

i used to do this on one of the old mario level builders that you could play on your browser. No keys though so it would just be different sections of a level and i try to make each boss different and a unique enemy. Its pretty fun

>long ass level
>no checkpoint
Every single time, extra points if there's some bullshit jump or platforming you gotta repeat over and over.

It still trips me up that you can't move the camera up and down like you could in Super Mario World. Every time I'm on the tile set, I always end up spin-jumping in place because I forgot the R button doesn't shift it anymore.

This why the fuck can't you look up and down
Sonic did it in 1991 why can't Mario

Creators have to be able to beat their level without checkpoints, they're just passing on the pain.

I hardly ever see Yoshi in levels, much less red ones. I imagine that putting him in means you have to account for people getting a double jump and grabbing power-ups through walls, so it's too much of a hassle for most.

People would just abuse it to make level where you have to constantly look up and down to see the next platform.

>long snake block segment with multiple off-screen Podoboos
>warp box that leads to death
>sound effects on every enemy
>Thwomp at the start
>Magikoopa spam
>giant Boom Boom in a small room
>Boom Boom period

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They already do that, except you can't actually look up or down.

>snake blocks in general
i'll remember the snake block real fucking well now

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Oh yea you are right, nevermind.

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>Mario Maker 2 gives everyone's least favorite level gimmick from Super Mario World to a community of absolute trolls

I can't fucking wait for the DLC that adds the looping castles from the original Super Mario Bros.

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>level has intended boss fight
>they don't have a key so they're technically optional
>speed past their ass at mach 2
>get world record time
BEAT THIS YOU FUCKING CASUALS

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>LittleTimmy69 has claimed your world record!

>"Speedrun!"

>it's a multiplayer level that requires on/off blocks or keys to progress
Easiest way to get shitters to camp and wait for someone else to do the leg work.

>its another "use the bob-ombs to blow up some bricks blocking the entrance" segment
I seriously hope you guys don't do this shit

Please never use the Koopa Troopa Car

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on/off timing levels

I was expecting people to use it to make something like the mine cart levels in Donkey Kong Country, but the fact that you can turn it around manually inspired creators to do awful shit with it.

>tfw only have a GC controller
Should I just use my joycons to play?

i like the gourmet race rhythm game
more of that please

>tfw I saw Frolic Frontier uploaded and played it without knowing what simps did.
I felt like I was having a stroke.

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Creators make the levels, they know everything about it, players don't have that luxury.

People still have anything to do with simpleflips after the goblina ruined the stream? Weirf

Who? Haven’t been watching his streams just his YouTube videos from time to time

what'd he do?

Beating that prepared me for Desert Bus
Since you're forced to beat the first part without crashing at all, it makes desert bus where you have multiple tries easier

It wasn't difficult but the raw shock of seeing it again unprompted was unbelievably jarring.

First part of the level is a perfectly normal long jump level then you go into a pipe and its the first half of desert bus recreated.