Based Raimi. He was ahead of his time

Why so bitter, user? Maybe it's time to step away from the chans for a bit.

>Peter... the killer looked like a jew

I’m with him. A joke actually requires context, set up and pay off. Just saying [random person] is a Nazi/racist/Pedo etc isn’t really a joke.

...

go back to your board SNEED XD

>bitter
Pointing out you have shit taste has nothing to do with my mood. Spamming memes is cancer, stop shitting up the place.

The joke is based off a scene in Spider-Man 1 where Peter makes a vaguely homophobic remark. People then started creating jokes implying these movies were filled with racist Nazi propaganda, but it's fine because "it was a different time."

There, I spoonfed you you faggot.

No one asked user, everyone knows, that doesn't make it less cancerous.

Newfag idiot Reddit go back to /r/funny

Just watched Homecoming. I didn't expect the MCU to produce a good Spiderman movie.

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>Yea Forumsirgins daring to shit on based Yea Forums
lmao shouldn't you be crying over titties

>defending meme spamming
>calls others newfag
Develop some taste

>based Yea Forums
>calling a board based

There's the context for you though, ya maroon. Just cause the joke doesn't always preface itself with a "hey, remember that Bonesaw scene from Spidey 1?" doesn't mean the humor is nonsensical.

You seem like the type of person who throws a bitchfit every time he sees a Wojak.

>based Yea Forums
when right now that board it's a dumpster fire

>This Sunday, the postman is going to deliver a package to the house. Don't let your Aunt see it. Dispose of it immediatelg. It's a realistic latex sex doll in the shape of a 5 year old child. A child, Peter. Yes, I couldn't resist the cunny. I craved and I coveted and I yearned. That wave of unsolved child abductions 10 years ago here in New York? That was me, Pete. Your uncle Ben. But I've changed my ways. I've changed, and you can too. Recently, I felt that evil fire rekindle deep inside me. I feared of relapsing so I ordered the doll to quench those urges without hurting another soul. They are made in the Phillipines by master craftsmen and modeled after real kids. The shipping alone is over 2,000 dollars, Pete. I emptied your college fund for that doll, Peter. Forgive me, Pet-
who the hell let this pass ?

It's cancer, stop spreading it

Sure user, you got me. I'm so mad rn

>Woah! He stole that guys pizza faster than I could!
What the fuck Raimi

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I like how you abbreviated "right now" as rn. It really gives off the air of "not caring," even though you took the time to still reply to me.

The only cancer is people who can't appreciate a good Yea Forums meme. It must be extremely painful for you.

Huh? Who cares really

Then go back to Yea Forums

>random
but there's clear intent and reason behind it.
Do you even know why things are funny, gay nigger?

>Ah that sucks
>The sum of 6 million dollars will go to the terrifying, the deadly, the amazing Shoah Man!

Great scene, but it's too bad they dropped this plotline in favor of hentaiman.

youtube.com/watch?v=nEj0mQ4ntYk

what did raimi mean by this?

how did he get away with it?

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This. This anti-semitic racist meme is disgusting and should be deleted.

You're cancelled, sweaty.

>the green goblin literally gets gassed
How the FUCK did they get away with that?

>it's cancer because you're just randomly calling raimi a nazi!!!
>no, it's a riff off of people trying to be sly about drumming up identity controversy over peter calling someone gay a decade ago. it's literally not random at all.
>b-but it's cancer!
>why?
>because it is, stop spreading it!!!
i wonder what your motivation could be for walking into a thread you don't like and denying the context to jokes that offend you. maybe you realized that you're the punchline?

It took a while to really get going and I could've done a little less with the awkward teen antics. I understand that they were necessary I'm just saying I would've liked less of that. But it had an absolutely 10/10 portrayal of Mysterio as a serious villain and a very good illusion/lies theme that went strong throughout the entire second half of the film.

lol tv memes
based
post more sneed

yes, but he's based false-flagging chad

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>joke police

Dilate

>Parker you're late man always late!
>I'm sorry Mr. Aziz there was a.....disturbance (a synagogue burns as firefighters attempt to open the webbed shut doors in the background)
>21 minutes ago in comes order Muhammad lane 8 extra large deep dish cheese pizzas, they're having some kind of party at the mosque there
>Party? (Peter glances at the calendar seeing it's September 11th)
>You have to go 9 blocks in 11 minutes or I lose the customer forever and your ass is fired Peter
>I'll make sure they "never forget" our delivery promise Mr. Aziz (Peter rushes off to the local pork butcher)
I really wish some video games had stories with themes as subtle and nuanced as what Raimi was able to accomplish

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Holy shit, you broke and played your hand in record time.

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The "le naxis XD" part of this isn't even the most cringe, the real cringe is OP not knowing how to inspect element to fake a tweet

The scene where Peter realises there were White People on the train he sent to Belsen was truly heartwarming. It’s what real heroes are all about

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subtle

>when right now that board it's a dumpster fire
THE FUCKING IRONY

>Yea Forums meme
>good
What.

Raimi was pretty bold including this scene in

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DAE LE SAM RAIMI SPOODERMAN FILMS WERE ACTUALLY SUPAR RACIST LMAOOO!!! NIGGURZ LOL!!! HAHAHHAHHAHAHAHA JEWS HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHA GET IT BECAUSE THE ACTUAL MOVIES WERE PROBLEMATIC AS SHIT BUT WE HAVE TO STICK IT TO LE ESS-JAY-DUBYAS LMAO IM SO EDGY!!!!!!!!
>SCENE FROM SPOODERMAN 2
>JJJ: What do we call this FAGGOT?
>Hoffman: Dr. NIGGER!!!!!
HHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHHHAHAHHAHAHAHHHAHAHAAHAHAHAHHA RACISM AND OPPRESSION OF POCS IS SO FUNNEEEEEEE

how new are you

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Someone get this hothead outta here!

>When Dr. Octavius personally inhales his entire supply of Zyklon B after realizing gassing all of New York would kill the literal dozens of innocent aryans attending a local book burning
I've never seen more cry in a theater before

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extremely subtle

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I'm glad this meme expanded to a point that journos were mad that the Raimi suit was added to PS4.

My God Yea Forums memes are so fucking cringe.

>replying to low test bait pasta
m8 you are the one who looks new

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Pretty normal. This is how we do things in my country.

user telling it like it is.

Hoes mad (x24)

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Cope

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hes a self hating jews who wishes his kind was extinct

>It's been an hour Norman you've made your point, there's no way they could've killed 6 million jews this way.

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>People ITT doing a horrible job at hiding how offended they are and being so thin-skinned that they can't even handle a few jokes

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Yea Forums is more on topic than Yea Forums

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Imagine being this jaded.

one of those rare redpilled jews like Kubrick

it was a different time, user. You wouldn't understand

You need to go outside and have sex.

>jokes
Nigger, where?

>literal dozens
Alright, I smiled

You're right, a wojak edit is so much better. Yea Forums truly is the peak of humor.

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still not as good as the Raimi films. I like the campy horror elements too much.

kek

Try looking over your head.

Don't play coy and pretend you aren't offended by simple jokes. Or would you rather like to make yourself look more retarded that you already have

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>bisexual slut as reaction pic
Yikes.

>Kubrick was a Jew
What.
>Kubrick came from a secular family background and "was known to have said that he was not really a Jew, he just happened to have two Jewish parents."
Oh, ok.

ebin

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>dumb edgy humor

Yeah it feels like 2003 again

>SPOODERMAN
Hello am spoderman.

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>I come to Yea Forums to complain about edge
Eternal summer.

I miss edgy humor tbqh

>I'm not black I just have black parents
you wish it worked that way /pol/.

You're going to miss your daily dilation, hop along sweetie!

And that's a good thing

>let me tell you what a joke is
What a faggot lol

>vaguely homophobic remark
homophobia is a made up word

It's because you're a pedophile that anticipates and fears the inevitable.
The door's kicked down. Your scurrying to delete what you can, fry your hard drives, anything to destroy the evidence of how you spend your days; searching and viewing pornographic images of children.
You first told yourself, "it's on bing. It's ok right?".
It started off with 15-17 year olds.
Soon you wanted more.
You'd find CD smut. Japanese U-15 videos of models in skimpy swimsuits. Presumebly created by shady yakuza backed men.
You could no longer get off to women of age.
Then you found yourself visiting dark regions of the internet. Some, unbelievably out in the open, flooded with content shared by pedophiles from shithole countries like Mexico, Brazil. Russian girls on monkey apps.
You were too far gone.
Now you wait. For that day.
You watch these videos. You tell yourself it's amusing.
In reality, you're scared.
Because I've already killed 3 individuals I've tracked from this website and I'm going to kill you and every other pedophile I can find.
If you're a summer child, playing pretend pedo thinking it's funny, I'm assaulting you, but I will kill you if your actions continue.

Pedophiles be warned. I'm coming for you. I have all the time and plenty of money to get you.

>anime fag
>complaining on wojaks

>edgy
it's just normal humor, stop repeating liberal narratives

>complaining about anime on an anime website
You reddit refugees are the reason Yea Forums went to shit

Fucking diamonds

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there's always one of you a day.

>Evil dead 2 is my reimagining of that time I was invited to a jewish wedding
Pretty damn based, if you ask me

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shut the fuck weaboo cunt, go back to your own board and come up with a better excuse for spamming the same shitty cartoon jpgs

Lmao retard it's a joke and half the joke is the fact that he's Jewish
No one actually thinks he's racist, but the Spidey films feel like they're right out of the 90s or even 70s, so it sprung the overt racist 'it was another time' jokes.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

What was Insomniac thinking with the jew burning scene?

Did Raimi write that part?

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When on Yea Forums there are 4 wojak threads right now fuck off nigger

This is either 300 IQ bait or an actual triggered SJW.

That's funnier than him being a jew that's being gassed

Seems like another pasta from Yea Forums
archive.4plebs.org/tv/search/text/"dr nigger"/

Raimi originally wanted to call the Green Goblin the Green Jew and just have him robbing banks. But when told the villain would be doing other things he scrapped it and called him a Goblin instead.

So Norman was originally possessed by a Jewish Demon? Damn.

Who cares, at least Yea Forums comes up with funny content.
The last funny thing from Yea Forums was the soi meme now years ago

>implying that's a funny thing at all and not just another strawman to make no effort shitposts with

>The swimming pool

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Some of you faggots legitimately don't belong on Yea Forums

start with yourself by putting a bullet in your brain

umm sorry user it's the current year

>Peter... I need you to get rid of my porn collection... Magazines, videos, some security footage I bought on the black market... There are snuff films in there, Pete. If your Aunt May sees all the pictures I took of her feet while she was sleeping... It's all in the box in the basement labelled "Baby Pictures"... Before you ask: yes, there are baby pictures in there, they're just not of you... Actually, they're a part of the collection, but that doesn't matter now... You've gotta do this for me, Pete. You've got to destroy my porn stash... And I mean DESTROY that shit, kid... Seriously, the hentai alone is enough to get a man put away... Hentai is the Japanese word for "pervert", son, and that's what I am... That's what your Uncle Ben is... All the fat globs of semen I've wasted masturbating to bestiality and vore over the years... And I'm a strong ejaculator, Pete... I'm as sterile as a surgery room, but I cum like a geyser every time... I think part of the thrill was always seeing if I could get any of it in my mouth... The first time I did it was a complete accident, but the taste, Pete... The taste was unlike anything I had ever experienced before... I started to crave it... It was like a drug to me... And that's coming from a guy who did a lot of blow in the 90s... Usually off of the ass-cheeks of some coked out hooker who me and the boys would kill for sport later... I actually have some footage of that in my porn collection... Which, again, you REALLY need to get rid of... I cannot overstate the importance of wiping that shit from the face of the Earth... Okay, what else, what else? Oh, you can have the slice of cake from Aunt May's birthday that I've been saving... I mean, I took a bite out of it, but it's not like I have herpes or anything... Wait... Do genitals count? Never mind, I'm dying now... In summation: great power, great responsibility, burn my porn, eat my cake... Bleh..

Raimi had a hell of an influence on the PS4 game.

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Reddit is only a few clicks away cretin

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Yikes!
Careful with that cringe bro!

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Why were journos and Resetera so against the Raimi suit?

yes

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Glorious

>says impressive
>mouth doesn't move
was gobs a ventriloquist?

I want to hold down and nut inside Spider Gwen

why do you hate "pedos" so much?

>brain dead faggot in charge of calling others brain dead faggots

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It's copypasta.

>deranged leftists from Reddit triggered by a swastika

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because only I'm allowed to be a pedophile. All your children are belong to me.

Imagine being fresh off the boat from Reddit, how embarrassing.

It was clever symbolism for the puppetry modern “goblins” employ

>based Yea Forums
There are blacked generals on Yea Forums. Generals. They aren't even a once in a while thread. Yea Forums, /pol/, /r9k/ and Yea Forums are among the worst boards on this shithole.