Shut the FUCK up MOM! I am watching my favorite streamer play video games. You're so lame you gross looking whore

Shut the FUCK up MOM! I am watching my favorite streamer play video games. You're so lame you gross looking whore.

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How do I fix my NEET lifestyle? Is it too late for me?

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N?

It would be funny if you hypnotize your own mom and tell her to make you a sandwich, right? haha

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Do something productive and don't quit. Doesn't matter what it is as long as it has long term benefits.

I?

You guys don't do this? I have a job and shit but i still act like a total raging autismo when my mom comes into my room.

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Clean your FUCKING room you waste of fucking air. Those imaginary girls on your computer wont, wouldn't, or ever fuck you. I should have fell down a flight of stairs during those 9 months.

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Hope she puts a bullet in your skull, lad.

>college humor
kys

You will regret it when she's not around anymore

Having a job only worsened that, now i'm relatively calm if they don't come at me with the mainstream "just go outside" stuff

>enemies can open doors
youtube.com/watch?v=aTjNNn9bspo

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>Mom wants me to move out cause she thinks it'll make me happy

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based hypnobro

When I moved out, I just became a bigger alcoholic because there was no one around to shame me for it.

Stupid dumb incel
Just kill yourself and save your mother the burden.

If she looked like that i'd be asking for a different kind of sandwhich

Nah, that'd break my Mom's heart.

>have relatively high paying job
>moved out of parents house
>dad still tells me to leave my place and go out more whenever he calls me

It just never ends.

>Child's room uncle
What?

The uncle from "Child's Room"

Is that some weird way of calling someone a neet?

What's with all the fucking questions? Google exists for a fucking reason.

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Based momchad

I really, really like this image

What's wrong with moving out? as long as you got a job and a hobby (preferably vidya as this is Yea Forums), it isn't that bad.

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So did she?

I don't know how to live on my own at $9.25/hr with loans and car payments.

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Literally me on the left. Although I don't watch streamers.

Well if there's more pressing matter, then better focus on that one for time being. Moving out just for prestige is pretty dumb especially if you rent it. Moving out for being independent is a fucking jew scam.

This was honestly the weirdest scene in the movie, did things to my dick

It probably will. John McAfee would probably be a sad man without his whole running from the government and starting island wars shtick.
Most of your problems are mental so just fuck with yourself until you're not a faggot anymore.

How the fuck do you people live like this? I've back with my parents for a month and it's shit, self-sufficient living is infinitely more fulfilling that leeching off of your family.

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>was a neet at one point
>never treated my parents like shit and always kept the house clean and sometimes made dinner
not that hard faggots.

>mother was emotionally cold
>grow up to be an alcoholic jerking it milf handjobs

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>tfw left the house at 17 because mother was a drugged up alcoholic and roided up stepfather had anger issues
I never even got the chance to be a neet.

fucking based

It all depends if you've got a good enough of a job to be able to afford rent, food, and at least some kind of an entertainment budget. That and you can't really save much money while paying rent, it prolongs how long it will be until you can actually buy a home

what if video games don't take the edge off anymore, what is there

i like these kind of images please post more of it

I worked a minumum wage job, 7.25 dollars an hour, 5 days a week no overtime for like a year and was able to afford my own apartment, internet, a decent amount of food

having sex probably

user, your laziness pisses me off.

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heroin

How much were you able to save a month after all the other expenses?

but im an ace, i have no sex drive

No. I respect my parents.

based moms btfo cringe parasites

>rent
Why not just take out a mortgage?

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How can niggers stand living with their parents? I moved out when I finished school and dear god I never ever want to go back. Hell the few days I visit my parents a year are more than enough already.

Yeah i totally wouldn't hypnotize my mom and fuck her and conveniently make it so she never remembered any of it haha

My mother is the sweetest, most caring woman to have ever existed and I still turned out an alcoholic jerking it to milf porn so yeah. Glad to see a fellow connoisseur.

>Mother was decent enough
>Still jack it to mother roleplay porn constantly
Every man just instinctively wants a mommy to give him handies and tendies

brutal

>LL mommy/oneesan fetish

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Don't treat your mom like that!

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to be fair, over-caring moms like that forget to slap their child across the face whenever they'd act like a brat.

what are some movies about this topic like pic related?

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yeah a father wouldnt help in that situation . way to go single mothers.

When I moved out, I had an accident and fucked my face up, causing a shit ton of issues that I'm still dealing with and preventing me from going for the career I had been training for.

>movies
fuck outta here, sneed trash

Wow fuck that is stressful

>tfw I was young, my mom always told me during arguments that she should have aborted me when she got the chance
We have a good relationship now (and even back then), it was only during dumb verbal fights and stuff. but it was still a cunt thing to unironically say aloud

is this an edit?

Should start telling her you're going to put her in a home

Cunny thread died, I'll keep posting here if you guys don't mind.

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me right now

This is the reason why I haven't killed myself.

Yeah it's mostly an American thing. Multi generation homes are quite common in Asia where your parents expect you to take care of them when they're old instead of dumping them in a nursing home.

Moving out and living on my own did nothing for me in terms of personal growth. I moved back in after a year because it was cheaper.

Whatd you do user

Don't unless your lifestyle isn't sustainable. Wageslaving is soulless bullshit and a waste of life.

DON'T FUCKING CALL ME DOWN FOR DINNER IF IT ISN'T READY!

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post webcam footage

>tfw mom asks me what I've done with my life
>tfw i tell her I think about that all the time

Most people aren't properly financially equiped to afford to live on their own. It's primarily a North American thing to throw your kids out asap because of the independence meme, but the reality of this is a bunch of kids living together in borderline poverty pretending to play adult as they fumble their way through their early to late 20s accumulating debt and not actually moving forward toward gainful employment and the establishment of substantial capital.

>move out at 17
>go through cycles of trying real hard at work or studies and then burning out and shutting myself away from society
>been at it for over ten years
>latest burnout had me basically going unable to speak properly and losing strength of my limbs
>get thoroughly medically checked, but turns out I'm fine
>psychologist says I'm not allowed to work more than 4 hours a day
what's even the point when NEETbux give me similar money

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That user probably had a fuckton of roommates or some bullshit deal like "mom lets me rent this property she owns for $100/month, why didn't you move out of your parents house bro?"

Git fit. Gym bros dont judge and will help you get swole.

Who could be behind a culture of grinding money out of easily-manipulated underclasses with no sense of community?

You guys don't seem to mind, you're ok in my book.

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