Playing multiplayer game

>playing multiplayer game
>girl's voice comes over chat

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Tehe you’re so fun to play with user. Buy my piss for $10,000

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>playing online game
>Ampharos joins the chat

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I was kicked from a WoW guild once because while the raid leader gurl was explaining the boss mechanics I was fapping furiously and accidentally left ventrilo on voice activation and everyone heard the fap-fap as I was moaning her name

Woah hey pokemon cant play video games this is a silly situation we're in :)

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>placing the vagina in a pedestal

i cant believe this is fucking real
does she have any shame?

Literal virgin the post

That's when I know we fucking lost.

Is she gonna pay the tax on this?

>in a pedestal
>in

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Are you 14? I only ask because once you turn 18 you should only feel disgust hearing a woman playing a video game

>>playing multiplayer game
>>girl's voice comes over chat
>vote kick passed

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ITT: OP is a sub human that should unironically have sex once in his life

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>girl's voice comes over chat
>guild drama arrives

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Actually based
Fuck thots who feel the need to announce their gender

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>does she have any shame?
It's a female. So no.

I sadly know this feeling. I had a lot of sex in high school, then I went bald at 19 and haven’t had any female attention since. I’m so goddamn lonely that just hearing a girl talking feels good

>Discover that you can use voice change software and sound like legit girl without problem
>Play multiplayer game
>Roleplay girl
>Get powerleveled with help of someone else, get fuckton of rare items and in-game currency from other players .

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youtu.be/A8aQYrTnI-U

Kill yourself my "man".

Its not

>girl's voice
Probably just an overly effeminate dude. Too much onions going around.

I always confuse the use of "in" and "on", please don't give me that stare.

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belledelphine.club/product/gamergirl-pee/

why were you...
were you moaning her in game name or like a real name?

Just grow facial hair you dumb faggot

Holy shit. This is real. This is fucking real.
First bath water, now piss. Belle Delphine is just genius by sell liquid wastes and grab literally free money from all these lusty cucks.

For the price of ~4 jars of piss you can literally buy a sexdoll what looks like Belle Delphine and have sex, alot of sex.

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you could LITERALLY by a sex doll just like her or you could PAY someone who looks like her to have sex with you

>girl's voice comes over chat
>it was mine

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cutting your dick off dosn't make you a girl

>Befriend some chick on /vg/ cause we play together
>End up exchanging phone numbers
>Hard as fuck when talking for the first time
Now I get nothing when I hear her voice

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>watching youtube videos
>find gamer girl's channel
>go into description and donate the highest tier on her patreon

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>WE THE GOVERNMENT REQUIRE A PORTION OF YOUR GAMER GIRL PISS PROFITS

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t. user's voice
youtu.be/v-NA3wPWwAM

>playing tf2
>Girl starts talking
>About 2-3 guys start shouting at her to shut the fuck up and go back to the kitchen and make them a sandwich
>"O-okay..."
>She didn't speak for the rest of the game

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I never said it was fair, but it is the law.

Aspergers does not mean total absence of reasoning, what a weak counterargument.

it's never the person, nor the chase it's always the novelty

Season 3 when?

>same thread as yesterday

I really wish I knew what motive this user has.

>playing TF2
>join a 2fort server
>It's one guy on voice ranting about how women need to be demancipated because they are anti-abortion

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>playing multiplayer game
>girl's voice comes over chat
>start low-key hitting on her
>turns out it wasn't a girl but boy
>want to die
FUCKING GRINGOS WHY DO YOU HAVE SUCH FAGGY VOICES GODDAMN

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>playing multiplayer game
>girl in team
>shitting up the fucking match
>if she's not blabbering, she's squeeking
>ruining it for everyone
>feeding her ass off
>TEE HEE *giggle* xD sowie
>always picks female characters and bright colors
>dude bro it's just a girl chill
>dude bro she's my girlfriend chill
>nobody ever fucking says anything

Thank FUCK I'm no longer a dumb horny teenager so I can speak my mind and call this shit out.

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>Playing Fortnite with 2 bros
>4th player is a girl that starts talking instantly
>We talk to each other and act like we can't hear her until she starts asking if her mic is broken

That's how it should always be.

Go fuck yourselves faggots

>be late 20s
>playing little big planet online
>make a friend named katy
>we play together and create levels on a daily basis
>never really share too much info but there's a little flirting and stuff
>get her on my ventrilo server
>she's 12 years old

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Based

You wanna come with me, sir?

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>playing multiplayer game
>niggers get mad because i killed all of them with with a thing designed too kill a group of enemies

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It's not real, it's a fake website. Her real store is belledelphinestore.com/

Her bathwater stunt is both genius and a horrific view of how much of a waste of air some humans are, but it only extends to bathwater. Stop getting taken in by bullshit.

Ah, an ESL I see.

What is shameful about selling your excrement?
It's not her fault that cumbrains aren't actively being hunted down and put in reeducation camps like in any good NatSoc utopia.

have sex

>playing multiplayer game
>girl's voice comes over chat
>keep mic muted because you can't even work up the effort to talk to strangers in an online game

I wish I'd just get killed by catapults. It's nothing but orochi fly-swatter-lights spam, the FUCKING BROKEN chinks, or CC trains by the fucking vikings.
Game had so much fucking potential, yet it feels/plays like a P2W 60$ mobile game somehow, no matter the changes. There's literally nothing like it out there, and most likely will never be for years to come.

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because the picture was my argument
righto buddy

>playing multiplayer games that a fucking girl would play that also includes VOIP built in to the game
>not just muting all lobbies

yeah, no

using it to finish the game is a faggot move

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>used to play mmos when i was younger
>had the most little bitch voice ever
>my laugh was the biggest blow to my male credibility
>everyone thought i was a girl over vent and constantly hit on me
>never tell them
>other people that knew made fun of me
>fast forward a few years
>balls finally drop
>gain buttery smooth deep voice
>people who hit on me and hadn't talked to me in a while become confused
>constantly get told to do asmr videos now
shit was pretty funny but i was genuinely worried id sound like a girl forever

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