>tfw no siren gf
MEANWHILE IN ILIAD Yea Forums
Friendly reminder that Ulysses is a scheming, deceiving little rat who can't fight for shit
>Helen the Bitch
>tfw no naiad gf
Use a dictionary
The developer. Some beta testers went rogue with the announcement of the Adam and Eve expansion pack so they started larping as the developers for the new players. But the developer is hard at work and He'll get things going again without causing a massive change to the game.
guys, please help, I'm on this super sexy witches island, and she's turning everyone into pigs
Don't worry about missing deeper meanings. Just read to enjoy at the start. That is what makes great books, the ability to enjoy them at multiple levels.
The Iliad has a lot of great action scenes, but in between we recognize the futility of the war. Troy will ultimately be swept away and turned to ruin, thousands of men and women die far from home in a conflict they don't have any real stake in, even Achilies' pursuit of vengeance doesn't bring him any kind of peace.
>capital G
>plural
They work for Disney