Why do people like this game?

I don't understand. The car 'physics' are fucking atrocious. They move like fucking tanks. A sudden bump into another car results in yours spinning around the fucking road. Many people applaud GTA IV's 'realistic' driving mechanics over V's. I disagree. Video games aren't meant to be 'realistic'. If they were 'realistic' then I guarantee that every fucking video game that exists would be fucking boring. I understand why people say GTA V's driving is way over the top, but at least you can fucking drive a vehicle without suddenly hitting fucking police car. Even vice city's and san andrea's car mechanics weren't that fucking atrocious. (They were actually pretty balanced)
Niko's movements are shit as well. They feel so fucking sluggish. I don't care how pretty the game looks. If the controls aren't top notch then it's fucking unplayable. I spent hours and hours trying to master the controls, and the game was still so fucking boring. The camera panning is horrendous, and the gun play is laughably fucking horrid. The fighting mechanics is a travesty. I mean what the fuck?
Another is the missions. They aren't fucking fun. They feel like tutorials so far to me. There's always like four or five enemies you have to kill and the missions always end with you executing someone.
I also hate the fucking phone calls you get from Roman. "Heeeyy, NeeeKo. Wanna go to see tiddies?" No Roman, I'm trying get away from the fucking cops trying to shoot me!
The story is actually entertaining though. One of the only good attributes of the game is the characters and plot. But, however, the shit outweighs the good. And that's what this game is: A PILE OF FUCKING SHIT!.
I loved GTA 3, SA and Vice City. But this game is such a fucking disappointment to me. It had lots of potential but the gameplay made it a huge letdown. Honestly, fuck this game to the ends the earth.
>inb4 GTA V fagboy
>inb4 you don't play good games

Peace out, niggers.

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You are right but this board wont admit it out of contrarianism

ok zoomer

But the game is sooo fucking bad. Why wouldn't a board like Yea Forums hate this game? I thought Yea Forums attracts the rebellious types? I'm quite new to Yea Forums. I usually browse /pol/, Yea Forums and /k/

>zoomer
>born in 94
>played the ps2
>played the ps3
>hate the lack of games in the current gen
Explain why like this game, faggot?

>Introduction
>Body paragraphs
>A fucking outro

Here's your (you) you fucking pussy

IV actually is pretty fun, playing it back in the day it had damn great graphics, and fantastic things to do, it was a semi realistic living sim, but yeah it's a little dated

v did hate the game until 5 came out

I played through it for the first time 2 years ago and loved it. Didn't read more than a sentence of your faggot ass post.

You can git gud at GTA IV driving (you clearly haven't)
In GTA V your skill level is the same whether you've driven for 1 hour or 1000 hours, it's pedal to the metal until you get there
BOOOOOOOOOOORING

IV and V are my favorites

Seething niggers.

IV and V are both kinda ass.

your op is just one long seethe at people enjoying a game. all I did was play it and like it

Only compared to SA

I prefer them to SA

Ballad of Gay Tony is the best part of new GTA.

You sure about that user?
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It didn't age well like GTA SA but back in the day everyone love it because "muh realism" and the story

Personally I still like GTA SA because you can do any shit you want

Yes, but I think they're all good
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driving model is shitty in both games, just for different reasons.
Physics do what they should, but vehicles configs in GTA IV were all sort of fucked up, and you needed mods to fix them. Also what was the speed cap, 130km/h?
Unfortunately, instead of fixing what they fucked up, Rockstar just turned all cars into RC cars in GTA V, because fuck making effort.

>IV actually is pretty fun, playing it back in the day it had damn great graphics, and fantastic things to do, it was a semi realistic living sim, but yeah it's a little dated
fucking around city, messing with physics and NPCs was good. Story mode was god awful though, most missions was chores. Only one I remember was bank robbing, because of hilarious comments by freaked out Irish mobsters.
GTA IV is the only GTA I didn't finish story mode. It was fucking boring.

DLCs had good story modes though.

>Everyone: we love it
>Yea Forums autist: NOOOO, ITS SHIT

SA has aged horribly. V is better in every single aspect, the best being not having to play as the faggot CJ for the entire game.

play gtav online. most people suck at driving compared to me. then again i rape at driving games. skill curve is real

The game is a broken mess on the PC and I remember if performing like shit, even with high end hardware. Shitty console port.

>GTA4
>Loved
I worked at Gamestop during its release. We had so many returned copies of 4 that we had no clue what to do with them. We started selling pre-owned copies half off just to shift the damn things.

Driving physics were fine and it felt good to slide around corners

stories in iv were very good

missions in vanilla iv were kinda boring but TLaD and TBoGT had great missions and even better protags

you can usually tell who has shit taste in games if they dislike gtaiv

>Driving physics were fine
>Turn slightly
>Suspension collapses
>Brake at 30mph
>Car screeches to a halt while sliding

CJ was OG. Suck a dick.

>you can usually tell who has shit taste in games if they dislike gtaiv
>you can usually tell who has shit taste in games if they don't like one particular game your homosexual boyfriend likes.
Why so gay?

>Suspension collapses
Suspensions were cartoony loose but that just added to the fun of it
>>Brake at 30mph
>>Car screeches to a halt while sliding
That probably was closer to 50 mph in-engine, and the breaks go from 0% to 100% in an instant unless you played on 360 and handled the triggers properly. Shitty decisions on R* part but it leaves room for gitting gud unlike 99% of other open world driving games