Game gives you a random class

Man I would probably kill myself if I were a Cancer desu

a fucking CRAB

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In some RPGs where you get a star sign or something gay like that based on your bday always ends up being like +5% cold resistance

its human condition to fall into a psyche state where you conform to similar ideals. They all basically say the same exact thing once you break down the compare words

I'm willing
Hello ladies

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Because it just lists common human flaws in random order and you assume its describing you when in fact its just describing a typical human being.

Same shit as actual horoscope.

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This
Horoscopes are a scam

threadly reminder that this is your sun-sign and only a factor in a person's full zodiac

this
you can relate to literally any of these

>fruits > apples