Game gives you a random class

Man I would probably kill myself if I were a Cancer desu

a fucking CRAB

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In some RPGs where you get a star sign or something gay like that based on your bday always ends up being like +5% cold resistance

its human condition to fall into a psyche state where you conform to similar ideals. They all basically say the same exact thing once you break down the compare words

I'm willing
Hello ladies

Back to

Because it just lists common human flaws in random order and you assume its describing you when in fact its just describing a typical human being.

Same shit as actual horoscope.

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This
Horoscopes are a scam

threadly reminder that this is your sun-sign and only a factor in a person's full zodiac

this
you can relate to literally any of these

>fruits > apples

Pfft, no multiclass options. Trash game.

astrology deals in zodiac signs

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Leave me alone

>Sagittarius
>unpredictable

huh?

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Aries is the GOAT horoscope. Deal with it nerds.

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It'a not mine, so no it isn't
>Your horoscope
Faggot beta cuck virgin sign
>my horoscope
Erudite polymath Chad sign

it's okay bro, have a picture of this cute crab.

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It's literally the goat tho

WHY WON'T THE DEVELOPERS FIX THE LEO CLASS' UPPERCUT LOOP. WHY. WHY. WHY. ME BE LEO. ME PRESS THREE BUTTONS. ME PRESS THREE BUTTONS AGAIN BECAUSE OF RETARDED COOLDOWNS.

Leo chads fuck you with their peridot cock

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Yeah, but my sign is the best. Your sign is not. Simple as.

Wow, no, leave me ALONE!!!

But mines the goat.

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Leochads we out here repRESENTIN AND SHEIT

Aries is more like a lamb.
Capricorn is some deformed fishgoat.

Whenever I'm rifling through the papers and I see the horoscopes not even once have I found it relevant despite being purposefully vague and I have never related to any stereotypes about geminis

ARIES seems to be, can a kick ass.

Libras rule this joint.

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>virgo

God damn 4/4

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Apparently I’m sagittarius.
I don’t know much about horoscope shit but it doesn’t seem to describe me at all.

So Aries and Aquarius, can make a team up, huh.

>aquarius
I know this is one-size-fits-all pseud bullshit, but it actually fits
lol.

Geminifag reporting in.

All of there "traits" are flaws. All of these apply to most people who stumble upon these.

>Aries
WTF THATS LITERALLY ME WTF!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Capricornbros assemble

Reporting. Although I don't think I'm really arrogant.

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I am literally the cancer

>a goat
>a goat with a fish tail
Devs were really running out of ideas huh?

Anyone actually an expert on astrology? A girl I like is a Pisces and I'm a Leo. Is that good compatability?

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lmao 2people

Gemini master race

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>Sagittarius
CHAD

>Anyone actually an expert on astrology?
Nope, no one.

>arrogant
I wonder, Is it arrogance to consider yourself above most if it's factual? Pro players can just look at the ladder to confirm their place at the top.

And does the internal thought count or the treatment you show others? After all you can consider yourself superior while showing the face of a saint to others.

give exact birthtime/place for both
day doesn't matter, you're not "a Leo"

>cant even tell if this is ironic
fuck

>tfw you're born between leo and virgo and you don't know what you really are

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I've never felt like I fit anything Scorpio

>ARIES
youtube.com/watch?v=xEw9Z2J2_eg
youtube.com/watch?v=eYA4VVK6ItQ
Death incarnate and real life Punisher.

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