Quick, Yea Forums, your home country is going to war! The government has given you 5 trillion $ to design and build a superweapon to defend your soil. What is it, and what is it called?
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The Dialator
5 trillion to mod my dick to make a dickatron so that my dick can use its powerful laser semen to impregnate all of the soldiers to isntantaniously bear my children and thus turn maintain a large manpower pool so that our armies can surge through gaps in the enemy lines and isolate any strongpoints
before you know it, the way ahead towards the enemy's unprotected lands will be ours for the taking
SUPER LASER PISS
Arsenal Bird from AC7
CHECK OUT HOW HARD I CAN PEE
Godzilla, but real and commandable
use it to make tranny and gays acceptable to infiltrate their military and cause internal failures of pronoun issues
i pocket the 5 trillion and defect
Metal Gear
Because fuck it, we need cool shit.
I'm just going to make a Mako Cannon
Space Battleship Yamato
>What is it, and what is it called?
Solid Snake.
Invest heavily into the enemies economy to the point if they destroy you they destroy themselves economically....That's probably not how this works.
Dick shaped mecha robot
The "Take the payout in cash then hide Gun"
A decent air defense network.
REX
Shoot down this you filthy casual
Liberty Prime is online. All systems nominal. Weapons: Hot
cobalt bombs
It's a MIRV'd nuclear weapon. It's called "Submarine Launched Ballistic Missile".
I would unironically find enemy’s trans/gay/liberal groups for them to further their agenda and split the country in smalll groups that hate each other so they don’t have a will to fight to protect each other
>leave the invaders to me
Eagle Bastion
Very large aircraft, maybe twice the size of the current largest aircraft filled to the brim with anti air and anti ground missiles. Also outfitted with multiple CWIS automatic radar guided gatling guns to defend against incoming enemy fire.
The idea of a flying aircraft carrier is honestly pretty retarded when you can just have a really big plane carrying thousands of anti air and anti ground missiles with a couple hundred long range cruise missiles.
*fund
I would create a superweapon that can cause meteors to fall where I command
Absolutely subversive.
The PUSY DESTROYER
The most powerful weapon ever conceived.
Would only build a dozen. The sheer threat they imposed would be enough for an immediate armistice.
It’s an array of supercannons that shoot compressed air into the ground along faultlines in order to destroy America with earthquakes before the enemy has a chance to. I call it the Lithosfear.
>Count suggests reactivating and using Megalith in AC7
>briefing cursor hovers over it for a second before deciding "...yeeeaaah we're not gonna do that"
PUSSY
DE-
STROYER
Megalith Defense
>Project Pluto
I thought the same thing. Absolutely devilish.
>Destroyed satellites burning in atmosphere
>Erusea sends SOL squadron and most their remaining forces in a last ditch effort to stop you
>All of a sudden
>youtube.com
Giant rail gun complex that launches hypersonic gliders carrying nukes. The facility is protected by a giant X-ray laser that can be redirected with satellites and several high performance drones.
I'll call it FUCK YOU OSEA RETURN BELKAN CLAY