Be honest. Would you use it to suck your own dick?

:3c

if you try to move your dick towards your own ass, you simultaneously move your ass away from your dick, thus making it impossible to fuck yourself

I wonder if there would be any dumb things I could do with dragon dildos with this thing.

What if you're in an extremely tight alley

I’d most likely use it to bounce around with like pseudo flight
Thatd be cool

Your dick would get in but you still wouldn't feel any movement. It'd just be like a stationary buttplug no matter how hard you thrusted.

even with two walls being as close as possible with you between them, i still don't think you could penetrate your own anus

It's possible, I just thought of how it could be done. There is a scenario where if I did manage to get my own penis into my own ass, then I would never be able to get it out simply by "pulling away." when I try to pull out, I'd be inadvertently thrusting my ass towards my dick.

However, I do have a solution. The solution is to turn 90degrees to the side while being tightly between two portals. That's the way you get both in and out of the "fucking yourself" scenario and it would feel like you're have a threesome with yourself in an infinite mantrain because when you put your hands on your shoulder in front of you, your own hands would come around and be on YOUR shoulder.

yeah but not because of the whole movement thing
because his dick is tiny LOL

damn, you're right

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