Be 28 year old NEET (have an engineering degree from a top 20 university but never worked a day LEL)

>be 28 year old NEET (have an engineering degree from a top 20 university but never worked a day LEL)
>mom gives me money to buy groceries
>the cashier is cute
>come up with all the nice things to say to her while waiting for my turn
>in the last moment realize that she is probably not a virgin
>my turn
>she gives me the change
>cal her a cunt and dash out as fast as I can from the store
>mfw

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hilarious story, and BASED aswell

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epic, gamers rise up

You can't have a uni degree if you think university top lists matter.

holy shit frogposters are based as FUCK

hella f*cking based

I do
I went to University of Toronto and have a mech eng degree

yep, he based

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>going out
you have balls

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NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL VIDEO GAMES

ummmm, sorry sweetheart, but thats not true

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That's against the rules :)

yep, all me

Suck my motherfucking dick.

all me

Yikes, calling a sage? I forgot its summer.

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(Me)

Shut the fuck up.

B... Banjo????

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Conceive

>breaking the rules by announcing a sage
uh oh user

Kek
Fuck women

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calm down bro, im just trying to teach you the ropes of this website, it can be daunting to newbies

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Imagine caring this much about what one user says. wew lad

Sucks to be an anglo

>27 year old NEET (Mathematics degree but unable to hold a job more than a few months due to falling apart physically and losing sleep after a while)
>virgin with zero life experience and no productive hobbies besides mild working out
>live with my mother and regularly have bouts of self-worth issues come up
>wake up every day, watch people 10 years younger than me argue about the games I enjoy for 12 hours because I don't know where else to go after this long, look at some art on twitter and pixiv, eat and then sleep
>don't even entertain the thought of women anymore because I don't even know how relationships work

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this never happened, nice cringe incel cope OP

Conceive

Based and redpilled as fuck. How much LINK do you have fellow neet?

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lmao kinda autistic but still based
fuck roasties desu

rent free

cope

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All women are whores.

5

all me

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The only thing you can teach me the ropes of is how to be a virgin you fucking loser.
Have sex.

Dilate

>mathematics degree
Hahahahahahahahaha

you never had a job for 200k starting with your mathematics degree after university?

your first mistake was doing maths

Holy fr*ckin' based

>mathematics degree
I switched from that to CS

BAAAAAASSSEEEEEEDDD

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How does one stop being a lazy unmotivated fuck and get out to work? I feel like a constant pleasure seeker and if I'm not pursuing my passions then I don't want to do it.

How do people even stand to work at a shitty 9-5 job without wanting to blow their brains out? I even trying applying for a more "classy" restaurants but I didn't even get that position (don't blame them, I wouldn't hire me either).

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based and dare i say it, redpilled

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This is why we should segregate virgins.

>middle school degree
>60k euros / year in a comfy job
eh

I love this

Yeah, segregate them into volcanoes.

based check this 6

>didn't even finish school
>working for a charity
>co ordinate all of the training
>run a service
>run the office
Feels good man

HOLY SHIT
ayo see this 3?

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holy shit
How can one man be so based

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Wow I guess all women really are whores

You are asking the wrong questions, there's no need to stop being a lazy unmotivated fuck as long as you're happy. what you should be asking yourself is: what makes me happy? then do that instead.

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ITT: seething incels

I'M GOING TO SAY THE N WORD

Ncheck my 7

I bet virgin sacrifice was just people realizing that extended virginity melts people's brains and they need to be disposed of.

Fuck, witnessed.

I want to die

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I have a 9-5 job
I want to kill myself but I'm waiting for my dog to die. I can't leave my friend all by herself

what are some video games?

Yep, i'm thinking he is based

you do know about IP count right newfag?
>inb4 multiple devices

Video games are fucking gay.

You're lucky to have a degree, I'm too retarded to get that....
Can't even get into a engineer course or shit like that cause I failed high school, I don't know what to do.

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GIGA based

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cringe

Same

>NEET
>go to mickey d's
>cute young cashier
>she smiles the second she sees me
>think it's just a thing to do when they handle customers
>still entrenches her face in my heart
>still

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FUCK VIDEO GAMES

POST WHAT YOU HATE MOST ABOUT VIDEO GAMES AND THEN POST YOUR FAVOURITE VEE SHITPOST/MEME

this is a based thread, not a pedoshit thread

Girls und Panzer: Dream Tank Match DX
F.E.A.R
Geist
Lost Planet 2
Second Sight
Turning Point: The Jewnicide

If everyone with a pepe saved on their computer died would we lose a single worthwhile human being?

>Two in a row.
What the fuck this thread is blessed or something

[Spoiler]Gimme a 7, for luck[/spoiler]

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We hate videogames

>horror thread got deleted
>blatant frogposter shitpost is still up
fucking tranny mods I SWEAR TO FUCKING GOD

I hate that they attract losers so I'm lumped in with you slobbery faggots for liking them. Memes are for children.

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Do a double.
Dogs would follow you into hell if they could.

NOT NICE FREN

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Based

>why yes I did get a 7, how could you tell?

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>cute and funny
>not based

>her
lol

i hate niggers, women and trannies

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based

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She was laughing at you.

based af

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No, we wouldn't.

*crowd gasps*
>lady screams in the distance
>whispers to my fellow mate "ohhh, he cute"
>local nignog breathes in through teeth "shiiiiiiiieeeeeeeet"

So no then?
Based is a shit meme.
I figured.