>be 28 year old NEET (have an engineering degree from a top 20 university but never worked a day LEL)
>mom gives me money to buy groceries
>the cashier is cute
>come up with all the nice things to say to her while waiting for my turn
>in the last moment realize that she is probably not a virgin
>my turn
>she gives me the change
>cal her a cunt and dash out as fast as I can from the store
>mfw
Be 28 year old NEET (have an engineering degree from a top 20 university but never worked a day LEL)
Samuel Walker
Charles Allen
hilarious story, and BASED aswell
Adam Thompson
epic, gamers rise up
Jayden Mitchell
You can't have a uni degree if you think university top lists matter.
Justin Ross
holy shit frogposters are based as FUCK
Blake Ramirez
hella f*cking based
Dominic Perez
I do
I went to University of Toronto and have a mech eng degree
Camden Campbell
yep, he based
John Nelson
>going out
you have balls
Parker Reed
NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL VIDEO GAMES