I am Steve. I have a message for all the anons of Yea Forums, now pay attention to what I say. Your boring lives are about to get a lot more interesting thanks to me. I have enjoyed terrorizing Yea Forums but now I have something fare more entertaining planned for this pathetic board. For those of you who don't remember me, take a close look at my face. THE BLUE SKELETON OF UNDERTALE. I am the evolved form of that creature, and I owe it all to this worthless board for providing me with the shitposting energy I needed. But the reason I'm here is to announce my decision to appear in a certain video game.
I'm calling this game "Super Smash Bros. Ultimate", it's a catchy little title, don't you think? I'm going to be announced for Smash in 7 days at E3, there you'll find a stage that I have designed myself. I modeled it after the overworld used in Minecraft. I believe it is the ideal arena to crush my competitors. Bring me your best choices for Smash, and I will BTFO them one by one in a slow realization of despair. This is the last chance for Yea Forums, if I am not defeated in rosterfaggotry this board belongs to me! My competitors will have the advantage since I won't be able to use Vergeben for backup and new leakers can try and thwart me getting in immediately. The rules are the same as regular rosterfaggotry, if you're not in or your creator deconfirms you, you lose. And though of course I will try to avoid this, if you get turned into a spirit, you will of course be deconfirmed.
I hope I haven't frightened any of you from playing Smash, now that you know when I'll be confirmed, all you have to do is have the courage to still think you're in. Come and get me if you dare. Now, let the games begin. Nintendo's E3 direct starts in 7 days, good luck!
I am Steve. I have a message for all the anons of Yea Forums, now pay attention to what I say...
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Where did this Jimmy Neutron Steve pic come from?
tl;dr cum gargling noises
a footfag furry
steve with a gun
Son, you have too much free time. Have sex
Yeah, sure, kiddo.
consider copulation
Real steve fans dont hate others and dont use ugly steve models
Sorry Steve, but she's in.
>as an echo fighter
smash is gay just like you
This is the worst fucking thing I've ever seen
So Steve, what you're saying is that if you had this so called "Smash Invitation" you would be able to achieve your perfect form?
rp autism should be bannable
It’s based and red
engage in intercourse
I wouldn't mind Steve as long as he's the proper Minecraft model and not the awful render that I've seen around these parts.
That being said, I'm a huge genofag and since I'm self btfo'd I'm basically immune to this thread.
Have fun kids!
BASED
Just try and stop me.
>Has a healthy history with Nintendo (Many titles and ports have been released on consoles such as the NES, SNES, N64, Game Boy, GBA, DS, and Wii)
>Space Invaders is one of the most mainstream video game franchises of all time, and is instantly recognizable even to the average normalfag
>Space Invaders is the #6 highest-grossing video game franchise of all time, with Pac-Man, Mario and Pokemon being the only Smash-represented franchises above it (en.wikipedia.org
>Would represent Taito, who already have their foot in the door thanks to their help in composing one of the tracks featured in Ultimate
>Would represent the SHMUP genre
>On top of that, is a major pioneer of the SHMUP genre
>Would have unique moveset potential (calling in allies, creating those bases/shields, UFO motherships, stereotypical alien tropes, perhaps even referencing Taito's other properties, not to mention the stuff they could pull from games like Super Space Invaders '91, The Attack of the Lunar Loonies, the Extreme games, the Groove Coaster spinoff games, and Infinity Gene)
>Gamewise the franchise is still relevant, with its latest title Space Invaders Frenzy being released in 2017
>Fits the criteria of being an "unexpected choice new to Smash", which is what the Fighter's Pass lineup has been described to be like
>Would appeal both to the East and the West
>Franchise recently celebrated its 40th anniversary, would be perfect time for a reveal
SNAPSHOT THIS, STEVE FUCKER
YOU'RE NOT ON E3, BUT WILL BE THE FABLED FINAL DLC, THE FINAL NAIL ON THE COFFIN. YOU GOT ANOTHER YEAR OF TERROR AHEAD OF YOU.
THANKS