Wizzrobe the Lunatic won Melee, Ultimate Top 8 next
Stream: .tv/vgbootcamp
Wizzrobe the Lunatic won Melee, Ultimate Top 8 next
Stream: .tv/vgbootcamp
Im so fucking happy all you faggots are getting rustled over hbox winning. Shows the massive ignorance of Yea Forums.
Jigglypuff is a shit character, so shit that there is literally L I T E R A L L Y only one guy who can get to top 8.
Hbox SINGLE HANDEDLY flipped the fox puff matchup on his own, its still widely regarded by top pros to be 70%-30% in favor of fox. Seeing Hbox weave in and out instant death combos at 30% is a skill only few can even fathom. His character can die from one upthrow upair while he has to com
This shouldn't be happening why is this like this FUCK WIIZROBE YOU RUIN EVERYTHING BORING YEAH YREAH UH HUHU
no one cares about ultimate
>
based melee tourney, now time for comfy ultimate
THREAD THEME
LOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLL
Hax$ in fucking shambles
IMAGINE how inadequate every other Falcon player feels right no when they don't even come close to Wizzy's level and have been using their character as an excuse for years as to why they never win
explain why you aren't maining falcon right now
Melee sure is great. I just wish it wasn't fucking dead where I live.
Yes I do you fucking fag
wizzy won melee? where's the youtube link
did you type up this pasta before the result and just decided to post it anyway?
I'll watch Ult for Wizzy but once he loses im out lol idk how this game is going to follow a melee tourney like this one
i would stick around to watch wizzy again but ultimate is just too bad of a game to put up with the other sets, so i'm dipping out now. i hope to see all of you in the summit threads in a few weeks.
Press F for Wizzy's gf
She may not survive the gigadick Wizzy will give her when she gets home
Let's not be like that. Who here
>plays both regularly
>What are your mains for both games
>are you trash
>streams to get donations for Smash n Splash travel costs
>wins SnS melee singles by beating Leffen, aMSa and double elim Hungrybox
REPLY TO ME
IS WIZZY, GOD TIER NOW?
FUCK ULTIMATE ONLY FAGS
FUCK MELEE ONLY FAGS
MELEE/ULTIMATE ALLIANCE CHADS WW@
>he deleted his post in the last thread
At least she'll die happy.
It's already too late, people like him are going to make the threads insufferable from now on
FD is the worst legal stage in Smash.
>GimR and Coney (((rubbing their hands)))
>Coney
Time to mute
He always was.
>be leffen
>Compete in ultimate, constantly complaining about the game and why you can't ever get better at it
>John endlessly about ultimate holding you back in melee
>Come back to melee to complain about how tournaments are run and how fans are constantly bothering you
>Get on stream to complain about wizzy after he beat you
>Lose to hbox in top 8
>Wizzy also takes a break from melee only to come back stronger invalidating your previous john
>Wizzy makes top 8 in ultimate hiigher than you have ever placed
>wizzy wins melee with a character that has never won a major before
The absolute state of leffen
smash that subscribe button
Based m2k
s2j knows he's the sickest so i'm sure he's fine
I play Melee very rarely, but I still play it.
Bowser
Yes. I'm decent at Ult tho.
At least Wizzy has to go from Melee to Ultimate rather than the other way around, that definitely would have fucked him up.
Fucking GIMR playing an ad that plays literally every time I open twitch as a
>>>>>>>>>>>special treat
Coney with the top tier sellout game.
crazy how this still triggers people to this day
>Ultimate stars
>Immediately begiins shilling some Prime Garbage no one wants to watch
no wonder no one like Ultimate.
do one with a tiny leff getting squished
>Not liking Coney
Cuck.
>trusting GIMR
You should know better.
I’m an unironic trainingmode boar who doesn’t play real people. I’ve dorked with Melee Samus and Mii Swordfighter. I might go to Dont Park this year depending on what December looks like schedulewise. Then maybe Emerald City 9 again depends on whenever that is.
>FEMALES AND MINORITIES CAUSE THE END OF THE WORLD
Expected
Anyone got a torrent for Good Omens?
That didn't look so good
He's almost as annoying as Scar.
fuck off with this shill shit
>5 min trailer
>shilling it this hard
is this real
Is he doing Wolf's Dtaunt?
(((GimR)))
he's a Yea Forumsirgin so that makes sense
>I'm not a nerd
Did Wizzy really win? I don’t see it on smash.gg
This one is super lame, Watch the Melee one.
>ad to shill to intermission
why?
Absolute kino
Reminder, Coney is a bully
Coney is just a random dude, Scar has a whole shtick whether you're a fan of it or not
>tfw missed the entire top 8
Was mango v leffen another classic as usual?
Was amsa play good?
this is why esports is a mistake
yes
>(((GimR)))
Of course it's real.
$ GIMR $
Where were you when Leffen was BTFO
nah we just messing with you hbox got the bracket reset and then 3-0'd him
How can Wizzy be so good at the game, especially his reaction speed and split second decision making, while so much blood is being redirected from his brain to fuel his throbbing 11 inch erection mid-set?
OH NONONONO ULTIFAGS JUST WATCH MOVIES AND ADS INSTEAD OF THE MOST ENDURING COMPETITIVE VIDEO GAME ON THE PLANET
i would like ultimate more if there were different top tiers
It's one of Falcon's victory poses in Melee.
What does GIMR stand for?
What's going to happen to her tonight?
>loses 20k viewers
>thread slows to a crawl
Hol shit Ultimate fags top kek
It's not as similar looking
I quit playing Melee about 3 years ago.
aMSa got kinda fucked both by Wizzy and by Zain.
Leffen vs Leffen was solid, as always.
I play 64 rarely, PM, Melee, and a little bit of Ultimate
>64
Samus
>Melee
Sheik/Zelda/Falcon
>PM
uhh I haven't really decided but I do like Samus
>Ultimate
Either ZSS or Falcon
axe.pizza is watching it all again right now. Watch that instead of giving a view to trash 5.
He was so handsome back then.
finally melee is over
I hate that game now it needs to go away already people only tune in for the eceleb drama
GLAZED
Gold Is My Reason
>tfw don't care about Ultimate but now I want to see if Wizzy wins two top 8's in one night
C-could he do it bros?
suck my cock, shitposter
no infighting in MY thread
kek
There's like 20
Goyim is my resource
>back air
>upthrow rest
such a technical character holy fuck, clearly hungryshit hasn't been carried by the most boring character ever
>Leffen vs. Leffen
That's his secret. It takes so much blood to fuel the wizzrod that he passes out and lets his subconscious take over
Bruised cervix.
That's not Hbox. Young Hbox had longer, curly hair. Also he's not brunette
Greed is my reason
>tags: Large Insertions, Anal, Deepthroat, Mindbreak, Cum Inflation
She will fuck a black guy.
Make sure to tune in when OUR GUY Wizzy shows up to dick everyone though.
Gobble Immense Man Rods
The year is 20GX and Falcon air wobbles you into a rest.
Coneys fucking annoying. ESAM with hair. The same obnoxious 'oh boy here is this guy again' "personality"
ANTI-MELEE/ANTI-ULTIMATE SHITPOSTERS GET OUT NOW
He kinda beat himself, to be honest.
Is this the fabled ultra instinct?
cloudbros...
>Meleefags
Not even once
wizzy has no chance of winning ultimate, its a miracle he even got top 8
based and smashpilled
we were talking about leffen being really tall before but just look at wizzy. he's easily got to be like 6'9, jesus.
t. Coney
melee & ultimate sucks
Black guys quiver in fear at the girth of the wizzrod
0 chance of him beating Mkleo. But he can get 2nd if he powers up and someone kills mars
Wizzy made it to top 8 of Ultimate too?
Cringe as fuck. Take your disgusting fetish elsewhere.
It honestly makes sense because Tweek was probably 2nd seed, so Wizzy had an easy bracket after that.
>Cum Inflation
me on the left
Yeah, but the big bous are in Winners side, including MKLeo
The same thing that would have happened if he had gotten 2nd. Yeah..let that sink in for a moment.
ye
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Losers yeah. I forget who put him there. Dabuz I think?
He gave tweek the coke can insertion and made top8 winners side
I will give ultimate a shot again
Doubt it but I hope he makes Top 3 at the very least.
based
Ally
What will Ultimate's viewership drop to after (if?) wizzy gets eliminated?
Watch the viewers drop like a fucking rock once Wizz is out in Ultimate
you're getting carried by ulti, melee cuck. respect your superiors
tweek was first seed but wizzys bracket wasnt as easy as youd expect, hes damn good but dont expect him to top 8 in ultimate again anytime soon
leffen always has the "b-but i live in the EU" john in the back
>Trihex
what the hell is trihex doing on comms
does he even play smash
Also this
where does this tournament rank out of all tournaments?
>Mindbreak
he's playing dabuz. wizzy is going to lose
How do you fight Dedede in Ultimate? Feels like an impossible matchup for me.
He is brunette, and that's hbox at apex 2014 newfag.
This.
Wizzy is so fucking Chad, based, and laser focused that he outsources such basic and pointless things to others and yet his gf STILL is attached to him wishing that he would lower himself to bang her
Trihex has been around since Brawl
Does this explain the 2 foot long dick
>that 30 year old boomer who likes cubone
Fucking boomers
>unbirth, pantyhose, nopans
who do you play first off
It's an S tier, but a Bowser almost made top 8 so Kino
imagine feeling the wizzrod as you hold a unflappable wizzy up
yoshis island chad
melee niggers trying to talk shit when ulti destroyed melee yesterday when both games were being streamed at the same time
fuck off fags
>still using pichu
Better watch out. We have a real pichu main playing.
Avoiding speedrunning yoshi's island.
as a shitter maybe
best speedrunner smasher was always cosmo
>Trihex
wut
>C-could he do it bros?
>Leo
>Marss
>Void
>Ally
>Dabuz
Yeah, no.
Kek. looks like a raging autist
Ironically, Peach is the only interesting Ultimate character.
Trihex can't commentate at all
He just ran it at SnS. It was completely full of spaghetti and ran over 3 hours
Based
Is Void still coked up on the Addy?
they arent playing on 3.1
Literally who?
Fuzzyness tbqhfam.
He's not even fucking trying poor Coney.
IGNORE ALL ANITI ULTIMATE/MELEE POSTERS
>>trihex
why is trihex even trying to get into smash?
Melee was on the side stream because gimr is a kike sellout. Let's compare how they do today :)
That makes no sense at all.
>playing on 3.0
Literally who gives a fuck? The game they're playing is already irrelevant.
LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS VIEWERS AHAHAHHA LOOK AT HIS CROWD LMFAO
ULTIMATEFAGS
That is probably wise.
STOP DEADNAMING HER
HER NAME IS NARCISSA AND YOU WILL CALL HER BY HER NAME
Trihex can't do most things.
He's also a complete sellout. Not sure why anyone likes him.
anything to avoid yoshi's island
This is the last time we'll see these characters in Top 8. Enjoy it while it lasts.
I expect all the "Falcon will never ever win a major"fags to kill themselves now.
I main Samus in SSBM and Ridley in SSBU
these characters look huge on this stage
Besides Joker, Shulk, Cloud, Fox, Ridley, Meta Knight, Mewtwo, etc. So you can fuck off
Pokemon Trainer
MELEE AND ULTIMATE ARE BASED
SHITPOSTERS FUCK OFF
>last pb 4 years ago
>still plays the game at events
classic trihex
>Wizzy beats Hbox twice in a row
>aMSa a regular top 8 feature now
>Falco winning a tourney
>Falcon winning a tourney
>leff the smallest he's ever been
>zain existin
>PPMD now playing and streaming again
Is it a new golden era my bros?
People are overhyping the nerfs so hard.
ANTI-MELEE/ANTI-ULTIMATE SHITPOSTERS GET OUT NOW
Peach is still good
cope
dead game.
Samsora is boring as fuck though
He's not even that good at playing Mario, either.
Good. Fuck Samsora and fuck Peach. And fuck Nakat, he's a slimy Jew nigger
If he spent a fraction of the time he spend dicking around and start playing that game then he'd have an unbeatable record by now.
None of those characters are interesting. Shoto players are though at least.
you're forgetting when nintendo finally gets off our back and lets us unleash the true power of slippi
>has-been-middle-of-the-road-placings Nakat in top 8.
Is he good at Ult or is it just Pichu?
that crowd cheering in the back is watching a rerun of wizzy vs. hbox btw, not ultimate
I agree with EE, Korean should be on the mic instead
>jamsora getting jammed
feels nice not having to see peach later
mango is actually playing well despite today too
IGNORE ALL ANITI ULTIMATE/MELEE POSTERS
Pichu carries.
why are all the best ultimate players black while there isn't a single good black melee player
Since when is NAKAT relevant in this game? I havent heard about him in ages.
>carrying melee
Like I said, makes no sense. Cope with your inability to make a point
According to you. All these characters are interesting
>Newfag thinks he knows what he is talking about
Someone get trihack off of the mic
Muh opinions
hes good, started to find consistency. he wouldve top 8ed that japan tournament but cosmos and him ended upcrossing paths 2 matches prior
shroomed
Ult is a simpler game.
he's just playing really well this weekend. he's doing better against Samsora than VoiD usually does.
Slippi is literally an AI stealing the jobs of the dedicated combo video makers out there
autismo profundo de zoomer ultimate
Why is Trihex even here? Its obvious he has no idea what hes talking about in terms of competitive smash.
take a shower meleegro.
Can someone explain to a Smashlet what the commentator was taking about with Olimar's shield being bad in the new patch?
wait until it steals the jobs of streamers and most TOs, you could nearly automated a super major with the data slippi provides
teenage hbox was chubby yes, but hbox while he was in college for engineering was a stud
According to you. None these characters are interesting.
I think the last time I heard about NAKAT was Brawl.
lmao trihex knows nothing about smash
Holy fuck I hate listening to Trihex talk. I feel like he has such a hard time getting his thoughts out.
i dont play trainer so i cant offer you and real matchup specific stuff, but in general:
reflect his gordos back at him
spam razor leaf to frustrate him and rack up percent
if dedede is floating in the air in front of you, he's baiting you in to going for an option so he can back air you, dont take the bait. let him land or commit to an option first and then punish him.
if you're on the ledge and he set up a gordo and is charge a smash, the safest option is probably just to take the gordo hit, it probably wont kill you
yo mmhmm son
said the subhuman melee nigger
I mean, lets be real, its probably the Swiss bracket fuckery at work. Same reason Wizzrobe got so far.
To please the "funny black man emote" viewers and he probably sold out to the jew that is gimr
What was melee's peak viewership
Both? he's a good player but Pichu is also objectively one of the top tiers at least at the moment
>tfw gimr is replaced by Slippi
it doesn't cover his entire body
To pocket more money and try to get more saps to donate to his stream.
Olimar's hitbox is bigger than his shield in the newest patch, you can just hit him even when he's shielding
According to you, you made no argument to why Peach is interesting and why everyone else isn't. So fuck you
His hitbox was increased but his shield didn't get compensated for it so it's easy to poke through, meaning you can hit through it
75k
>Going for the counterpick with Daisy
>"Daisy has differences?!?!"
Good God Trihex, just give the mic to someone else right now.
77k
acquire skill
like 70k or so
120k
>melee ends
>25k+ viewers leave
>thread slows to a crawl
uhhhh????
78k
I want to fuck Daisy
She doesnt need it wizz moggs 90% of pornstars
Coney is SO much better than Trihex it's distracting
there are certain spots where if olimar is hit then he gets shieldpoked even at full shield, so skilled players can aim for that spot to exploit it
The fuck are you on retard? Crowd is pretty hyped despite the fact that nakat and samsora are memes
Players have also been fucking up hard this tourney for some reason
Nairo
Tweek
Mr R
etc.
>Olimar shield gets smaller after taking some hits
>his helmet gets exposed and he gets shieldpoked
>Myran/shuton/Dabuz keep crying on twitter
Jesus, that is so broken.
does trihex just not finish his sentences?
80k give or take
I like it when Daisy goes "WOOOO"
Hurtbox, not hitbox
I never said Peach was interesting.
It was because the ads.
>Trihex
What the fuck is he doing? I like him as a streamer but he knows less about the game than chat.
>why isn't 8th place getting as many views as GF
hmm
is there anything about it that hasn't been unleashed yet?
If GIMR wanted a black guy he's better off picking the usual niggers in his locals.
>increase a character's hitbox but not their shield as well
Is this melee gnw now?
different games have differrent audiences user
77k
>that wink
>that hip shake in her idle
I never really liked her that much before smash but damn
Oh that's wack. They just made Pichu's hitbox bigger, too, right? Does Pichu's shield have the same issue now?
Poor fucking Coney dude. His voice is not going to last long with Trihex as the cocaster.
1 Million
well it's essentially exposing data from melee which is queryable, I haven't dug through the code but I assume at some point you could have a REST API working that could do things like report matches to smash.gg automatically or auto scene transition in OBS on certain parameters. Just some ideas that come to mind.
>shieet
>daaammm
>bruh
>*heh*
>SSSSSSSSSSahhhh
>ooooOooooOO
is trihex on commentary just for the sake of diversity
Doesn't the olimar shield poking thing just mean that tilting your shield is more important now?
>Nakat dropped Fox
Fuck
Sable in the back looking like a snack
So you're just a massive fag then pretending to be this user go fuck yourself
No
Melee is a spectator game, ultimate is the better game to play though
TriHard cmonBruh
No, they adjusted pichu's shield to compensate, guess they forgot about olimar
I'm too busy actually watching to post in the thread.
no its a normal character
olimar was outright impossible to shieldpoke before the patch
thats the whole reason his hitbox was adjusted to begin with
obviously
>dude about to get bootyblasted
>if two different people reply to me saying two distinctly different things, one must be pretending
First day on an anonymous board?
this commentary sucks dick
>Axe
They are there for hype not indepth analysis :)
he's here because normies clap at the funny emote man
coney has been carrying the commentary all weekend but this is especially bad
We'll probably see a 3.1.1 soon to fix Olimar's shield, then.
Shieldpokes only happen after your shield gets reduced. Current Olimar can be poked at full shield.
You basically have to tilt the shield to play the character now
Trihex is contributing absolutely nothing to the commentary, i feel bad for Coney.
lmao the crab
He never finishes what he starts, like Yoshi's Island.
when will samsora come out already
>"man, i wish tkbreezy was here..."
you have a lot of options for both diversity and good commentary when it comes to smash
axe is like half black, he's not full nigmode like these guys are
me too, cone, me too
75k
their Summit commentary is top tier
Tell gimr to hire Logic or Unknown next time. You were on fire during that one Xanadu final.
one drop
What sad virgin is viewbotting this stream now? Ultimate fags are beyond pathetic jesus
has Sns 2019 beaten Apex 2015 in terms of hype?
/ourgirl/ Daisy
Trihex isn't even commentating. He's more like a background nigga you see in The Boondocks
twitter.com
How do you guys feel about this?
fuck no
samsora has a nice ass is he gay?
what? no you faggot nothing ever will
>getting 8th after getting this far
Typical choking NAKAT
stop shitposting, faggot
it's funny that every other top tier that was nerfed this patch got some kind of compensation except olimar
Peach got a jab, parasol and side smash buff
Wolf got jab buffs, fire wolf buff and shine buff
Pichu got its shield compensated for its larger hurtbox
I swear these threads get worse and worse
is this a joke?
Peach/Daisy are one of my favourite characters to watch in ultimate, the shit they can do that nobody else can is so cool to see
yup
>trihex for no reason
I see now the magnificence of twitch emote spam.
Selling out, as usual.
Technically 7th
Not even remotely comparable.
Ultishit is a simple dumb dumb game so it appeals to niggers
based plup trying to clear his mind with memes and achieve that zen state
7th. You can't place 8th, only tie for 7th
Coney is TryHarding to carry this commentating
I like that noise she makes with her smash attacks sometimes
coney's voice is already cracking
Wizzy has been the only good thing about this tourney
WIZZY TIME
Sam has a really plump ass like goddamn
wizzrobe is absolutely gonna get lamed out
Unless Dabuz pulls some Salem Shulk shit, Wizzrobe is done for.
>is trihex on commentary just for the sake of diversity
No. This is just Trihex selling out. They literally have like 10 other blacks, and at least two dark skinned latinos that can do commentary for Ultimate
nah, even Genesis 5 was more hype desu
brehs
dabuz time
WIZZ
Axe has the brain of a sheltered Utah mormon
Are Dark Wizzy and Wizzrobe related
based Coney calling out Ultimate kiddies
go to bed, zoomers
Wizzy has absolutely no chance against Dabuz whatsoever
>I bet a lot of you weren't born back then
ZOOMERS BTFO!
Even the Ultimate commentators talk more about Melee
Whatever, once a Chokekat...
>amsah
>shizwiz
>professor pro
Reminder that Wizzrobe is the model autist you should all strive to be.
based coney
No one cares about Ultimate right now because the new patch changes dominating characters significantly, except maybe Wolf. There's no reason to take current results seriously because the old patch doesn't fucking matter.
A perfect example of his was Dreamhack, where Fatality lost to some Olimar guy. During the set, he connected several Raptor Boosts that in 3.1, would have given him knee confirms for a kill. And he also missed several knees due to the small hitbox, and didn't kill Olimar with a back air several times when it would've killed right now in 3.1
Old patch Ultimate is fucking useless and no one cares.
no because armada is most likely the best player in the world in terms of raw skill and every tournament since he retired has had a "best of the rest" feeling to it
Did Dabuz end up coaching M2K?
No
Sometimes I wonder if he plays it up. How can someone be so damn autistic.
L I P P O
they are two sides of the same coin, light and dark, night and day, the push and the pull of the universe itself
if wizzy beats dabuz i'll record myself eating my poop
pretty hype for good ultimate falcon though
He lost cause he got spiked
Plup seems like the type of guy to call Hbox a spic when he's alone by himself.
Wizzy late because he is getting bathroom head lmao
The fact Narcissa once curbstomped Yea Forums proves everyone on this board sucks at smash.
Go back to whining on twitter Leffen
>trihex is actually tolerable
>massive fucking cock
>qt asian gf
>top 8 in both games, winrar of melee
>cute and endearing autism on top
He's too fucking powerful, nobody in smash is as blessed as this man
they live together
Is this Coney guy like Ultimate's Slime?
I can't tell them apart with those sunglasses.
Plup and Hbox are rivals, but I don't think they hate each other like Leff and Hbox
MODE
i would say youre making a dangerous promise but wizzy has no shot
The only way Wizzy wins this is if Dabuz plays particularly poorly.
This.
Like literally why even play old games, they are practically old patches LMAO get fucked boombers.
He isn't playing it up?
in a cosmic way yes
I hope not, cumming before a big competition is bad for guys
>everyone
Why is Trihex SO BASED?
>j-just think of d-dank memes justin... it'll be ok *sniff sniff*
>2 of /ourguys/ colliding soon
that's kind of gay
Maybe Ninty shouldn't release patches a week before tournaments then. Although we all know they couldn't care less.
they're both friends with M2K
M2K named Dark Wizzy after Wizzrobe
WIZZY WIZZY
Also Trihex seems pretty good, haven't seen him commentating before
Is Wizzy stalling again?
that's a myth
unironically
There is a tourny every week
What are the chances that Wizzy actually beats Olimar Dabuz pre-patch?:
How is the Olimar Wolf matchup?
I knew Dabuz was gay.
It was D1 that named Dark Wizzy, not M2K.
I think fox is vary gud character...
I thought stalling was against the rules
>wizzy about to pass out again
does he have a disorder or something with blood pressure
I love Wolf
3.5%
these dudes have been talking for like 20 minutes holy shit
Might be the crying, the lack of trying when getting shook and constant laughing.
What a dumb statement lol. There are weekly tournaments.
People who actually think those nerfs knocks them out of the top 5 are silly. Their kill power was nerfed a bit. Not their combo potential.
Melee is infested by spic and chinks.
3.0.1 olimar is untouchable
poor wizzy
I actually fucking hate dabuz. His dweeb jew face fucking bugs me.
All of his blood gets stuck down there, yes
if wizzy loses this i'll stream my own suicide
God damn there's so much soul at this tourney
olimar/wolf is moderately even but its still not good odds
There isn't a supermajor every week.
Zero
no m2k said wizzy was like wizzrobe but black and pbnj came up with the name dark wizzy
He's a combination of the good parts early D1 and Slime.
No, he's just very metrosexual.
No an Olimar player just would not know what a handwarmer is.
What is wizzy grabbing for in his jacket pockets?
Dabuz and Wizzrobe are soulless meat machines
dabuz is actually a based weeab autist with a waifu, he just has a punchable lip-face and plays lame characters
it's come to my attention that gimr has paid dabuz to lose. wizzy will win 3-2
Reminder that if Wizzy loses then there will be another 20k viewer drop. We Melee chads are staying to support our boy.
The Rod takes too much blood. He can only stay hard and conscious at the same time when he has his cute asian gf servicing him
>great minds sit alike
>armada gets a haircut
>somehow makes it look like he's balding less than when he actually had more hair pre haircut
how does he do it bros
>effeminate
>plays peach
take a wild guess
Not trying to shit on Ultimate too hard, but literally why the fuck do they have hand-warmers in this game? That was the dumbest thing I've seen all day.
oh my b
Dabuz is like an m2k someone grew in a jar from m2k dna but fucked it up
Plup hates Hbox simply because his Puff is absolute cancer to play as. Basically the same as Armada, he just drains the fun out of you
ninty runs their own tournaments, they hardly give a shit about these. also its not a big deal in the first place
He has a gf
What characters do we have in top 8?
>tfw even if dabuz wins we'll have the schaudenfreude of knowing olimar is nerfed into the ground
Wizzy won't even take one game.
I mean these results still matter, but I bet Cosmos, Nairo, Tweek and Mr r. wish they didn't
I love Wizzy cuz he's adorable
lmaoo wizzrobe is playing l8er
Their interactions at Summit were priceless.
poor wizzrobe has to go from fighting Puff in melee to fighting Olimr in ultimate
ultimate has no soul yet
>D1 was attempting to clone wizzy and the cloning process was corrupted by "an accidental does of cherry cola," spilt by m2k.
So why does this tech not see any use in tournament?
it's definitely used. especially by Roy and Chrom doing jab to bair
that's not true you reddit fuck
people hate hbox because of his shit personality and history of cheating and out of game tactics
players like michael and chu recieve a fraction of the dislike hbox does
WIZZY RIDING THAT HIGH
Marth clones do this
it gets used all the time, chrom and roy do jab then attack cancel bair all the time
I understand how wizzy can play hbox now. This whole game is nothing but walls of gay shit and free recoveries
Somehow Nairo can be even more M2K than M2k himself. It's impressive.
Also note, that unlike Hbox, even if he plays a lame character Dabuz is a generally fine guy and he doesn't get TOO much hate
It's outpacing melee quickly though.
no it isn't
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO MELEE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE DEAD WHY IS THE VIEW COUNT SO LOW BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENIIIIIIIIING
Is there rage in Melee?
hah
Once Wizz gets knocked in a few minutes the viewership is gonna drop like a brick.
don't worry bro it's only because we aren't at GFs yet
*shits pants*
I mean if someone was actually crazy enough to pay for pics of my feet...
>le no effort all lowecase no argument man
Fuck off
only in smash 4 and ultimate. was alot more of a thing in smash 4
God I fucking hate how most of the characters in Ultimate have god like recovery.