Miyamoto: What if I made a videogame about a fat itallian plumber who fights a giant turtle to rescue the princess of a kingdom where mushroom people live? He can power up by eating flowers and touching stars. He defeats his enemies by jumping on them.
*becomes world wide success*
How the fuck did he come up with such a wild idea, yet have it become such a popular franchise? If he told anyone about this idea prior to it coming out, im sure people would just laugh at him...
mario is the way he is because of technical limitations, they couldn't make hair and mouth properly so they used a hat and mustache
Tyler Perry
back where?
Brandon Hill
It evolved from Mario Bros where he was a plumber fighting turtles that got flushed down the drain in the sewers.
Nicholas Wood
Nobody: OP: *is a faggot*
Andrew Miller
that idea is also insane
Jonathan Richardson
Fresh off the boat, from reddit, kid? heh I remember when I was just like you. Braindead. Lemme give you a tip so you can make it in this cyber sanctuary: never make jokes like that. You got no reputation here, you got no name, you got jackshit here. It's survival of the fittest and you ain't gonna survive long on Yea Forums by saying stupid jokes that your little hugbox cuntsucking reddit friends would upboat. None of that here. You don't upboat. You don't downboat. This ain't reddit, kid. This is Yea Forums. We have REAL intellectual discussion, something I don't think you're all that familiar with. You don't like it, you can hit the bricks on over to imgur, you daily show watching son of a bitch. I hope you don't tho. I hope you stay here and learn our ways. Things are different here, unlike any other place that the light of internet pop culture reaches. You can be anything here. Me ? heh, I'm a judge.. this place.... this place has a lot to offer... heh you'll see, kid . . . that is if you can handle it...
Michael Wilson
ideas develop over time, there are plenty of documentaries about this
What does this zoomer shit mean when the post starts out with "Nobody" Is that just like code that says no one asked for or was thinking about the rest of the content of the post before it happened?
Carter Jackson
Not really. The meme of people flushing pet reptiles down the toilet and having to get a plumber to get fish them out is an old one. Mario Bros is just that in video game form.
Keep in mind this is an era where contemporary arcade games included making gigantic 6 foot wide hamburgers by stomping the ingredients down ladders all while being chased by sentient hot dogs.
Charles James
You should not be posting youtube comment tier memes here, KILL YOURSELF.
Aiden Smith
yeah its basically when someone does something really random and funny without a real reason...
Camden Clark
>could've just started the thread with the Miyamoto "quote" >starts it with twitter-cringe instead Kill yourself, twitter-nigger.
Jeremiah Cooper
Everyone is mad. This is great.
Levi Martin
Jesus fucking christ fuck off back to facebook
Ryder Barnes
And that evolved from using a carpenter, lady, and gorilla to stand in for Popeye, Olive, and Bluto.
so i think ill just post what i want because you cant stop me....
how bow dah? loollll what are you gonna do about it?
Nathaniel Cox
Heh were you pretending to be retarded to get people angry? Damn you're smart.
Mason Martinez
Not really. It slowly evolved. He already fought and catched Donkey Kong. It slowly evolved into pest controll. Than with Mario Bros they decided where do critters exist in a town? Sewer. Who is mostly related to sewers? Plumbers. What exist very much in Sewers? Mushrooms and the flushed turtles. What in japan is related to turtles? kappas. Quite logic how Super Mario lore came together.
Of course you wouldn't, you started browsing this place back in 2016
Xavier Davis
It’s just low quality bottom of the barrel humor that takes a dead horse and beats it into the ground further. We have seen this countless times on Twitter, YouTube and Reddit and even the best joke/meme turns into fucking cancer when you repeat it for the 64th time without an original spin on it. If your humor is shit, people will tell you it’s shit because they can, it’s the internet.
I bet you also think it's funny that mario eats mushrooms and gets high you reddit shitstain
Matthew Nguyen
>It’s just low quality bottom of the barrel humor that takes a dead horse and beats it into the ground further Like wojak and pepe?
Sebastian Walker
Nobody: Literally nobody at all: God: Let there be light!
Daniel Taylor
Because it's using an infinite strawman in place of an actual argument or evidencing to insinuate that somebody did something unwanted or uncalled for.
Aaron White
You have to go black
Carson Rogers
That's Yea Forums though. That's a terrible argument
Easton Perry
>Nobody: >Literally Nobody: >Nobody at all:
Nice nigger meme from normalfag city
Chase Cox
Nobody: Op: I am a faggot using a r*ddit template
Jayden Long
Whats the "Nobody:" thing I keep seeing everywhere? Is this a new meme?
This literally reads like a youtube comment, for shame OP.
Liam Reed
>facebook and reddit memes fuck off back to where you came from, underage
Bentley Fisher
People can actually do stuff that’s original with them. A meme’s flexibility is important. The “Nobody:” meme is the same punchline over and over again.
It is called putting gameplay in top of everything else. They first designed the game mechanics, like "enemy that goes straight forward after you step on then. Oh yeah, it could be a turtle. So it's boss should be a turtle as well". The history is inserted there to justify the gameplay, not the other way around. Most japanese devs do this, that's why their games are so much better.
To think people here love mocking sjws and feminists, look how easily you got triggered by a bunch of words. Pathetic.
Juan Murphy
Because it's normie-tier shit
Samuel Howard
Getting shit for a trash joke when you were trying to be funny is nothing like going apeshit about someone saying the wrong pronouns. You're dumber than a pile of bricks.
Asher Lewis
Do you ever wonder how the entire face of video games would be different today if Miyamoto had really made the Popeye game he wanted?
WERE THEY HIGH ON MARIJUANA WHEN THEY CAME UP WITH THIS??
Daniel Gray
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Mario. The gameplay is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the levels are unplayable. There's also Bowser's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Mario truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Mario's existencial catchphrase "It's me, Mario!," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons
>Nobody: >Literally Nobody: >Nobody at all: >Miyamoto:
What the fuck does this mean? Zoomer memes make no sense.
Evan Young
It would be even more based on brands and IPs than it is now. I mean, at least for a while the 80s and 90s devs had a time where they could make a game with an original cast and setting and sell it on its gameplay. But nowadays it's all "IF IT DOESN'T HAVE FAMOUS MAN IN IT I WON'T PLAY IT." And if it had been Popeye that too off instead of Donkey Kong, that era would have just come all the quicker.
John Rodriguez
Trying to be funny with a laughably small post limit. Also, in twitter you are rewarded for repeating terms, as others trow that shit on the search to look at more posts like it.
Here is a fun truth for you: The format of the site changes how people behave. The way a website works not only makes people act in a certain way, it makes then slowly use that as a way of interpret the world.
>leddit The format of the website makes people always follow the opinion of the majority. Going against the collective sense awards you with no visibility at all, as the upvotes make your post go up. >Yea Forums Always being edgy and controversial is what awards you with visibility in here. Saying things that go completely against the common norm and have a potential to enrage others is what gets you more (you)s in IBs. Being anonymous warrants you security to post extreme opinions without caring about being labeled a bad person, the things you say affect only the post where you said it. >twitter Unironically works like Yea Forums as well, but big the huge turn of not being anonymous, so people must pretend to still be "good" to not get instantly ignored after being labeled a shit person. That's why even tough they are still extreme, they still use shit like social justice as a means to pretend they are still "nice people".
most devs that aren't AAA movie rejects do that. the trick to jap, and eastern euro, design is to have people slave laboriously to create a AAA-like game on a mundane budget without hiring real writers or the like. this is why these games all feel like they have comic book or anime style presentation with shallow superheroes who look really cool when doing stuff, because that's the mindset of the average game designer/coder who has to double as a "writer".
in miyamoto's case, the immense success of his creative elements is purely a matter of timing. he was actively designing at a time when everything was new and had novelty just by existing, and he happened to be working for what was then the undisputed god of gaming, 80s nintendo. his modern works are virtually unknown by comparison to his previous work and to the work of others. mario could just as easily have been a knight with a shovel and as long as it was being sold in the 80s by nintendo it would likely become a classic.
Adam Hughes
it's a devolution of a different meme where one person would say something, another would reply, and then there would be some wacky image along with it as the reaction
Jack Carter
what nobody will talk about is that it doesn't make sense because it was made by black people. pretend a black person wrote it every time and it starts to come together. "nobody be sayin nothin" is how it would be translated into AAVE so regular english would be like "nobody said anything."
Henry Morgan
>N-noo stop invading muh sekrit c-club!! Go b-back p-p-please!!!
it's because they became so much more mainstream, and I bet a lot of it has to do with lets players referencing memes, zoomers watching it, then growing up and running shit into the ground
Ayden Gomez
The general public (low-IQ horde) caught on and ruined it like they ruin everything. Gatekeeping is important and necessary.
Hudson Nguyen
Does the Donkey Kong cover girl have porn of her (in this particular design)?
Cooper Taylor
Have sex
Ian Myers
>Damn those zoomers and their >*checks notes* >memes
whomst'ven't would have thought that 30 year old oomers were so salty about superior zoomer memes?
Go back to r/rickandmorty, chock on a dick and die faglord
Mason Barnes
>talks about memes >posts a failed knockoff of a very outdated meme
Jayden Ward
Are people becoming uncomfortable expressing anything at all without having to post within a meme format? Is this the beginning of us genuinely hating memes? Are we becoming kooky old shitbags who only meme when they communicate online?
Zachary Rodriguez
I don’t give a fuck on Twitter If anything I’m nicer here than on Twitter
“Well you don’t have many followers!” Well at least I still have my nuts you fucking eunuch.
Landon Bennett
>literally every single twitter screencap is just some random captioned pick Can't they think of a better format?
