Why did bethesda make argonians such überchads...

Why did bethesda make argonians such überchads? There is literally no reason to play as anything else in the elder scrolls games.

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Why are the Elder Scroll threads always the same for months on end before switching to another OP that keeps being posted every day for months on end in turn?

I want to put a child in that.

Does that lizard have überautism?

>implying this isn't a scalie thread

Shut up.

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Kino games only

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Why do virgonians always pretend they aren't worse than furfags?

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>want to make skyrim open for everyone
>don't want to bend over for thalmor
why is there no middle ground

It makes racewar shitposting and/or furry threads easy to find.

Spyro's baradragons are better for starting those.

Argonians do have some pretty interesting lore. Shame bethesda can't really make a full TES game set in black marsh tho. At least without a lot of retcons.
>the elder scrolls adventures: lizard lands when

Lizards should know their place is working the fields.

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>the elder scrolls adventures: lizard lands when
This desu. Bring back the janky adventure gsmes.

Who are you quoting?

Never gonna happen.

Because it's the same people posting them and they're probably from /tesg/

Why do argonians enjoy to be on dunmer leash if they are such chads?
OP btfo

Would you a female Argonian?

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hist said to wait it out and look what happened because they listened to the hist

scalie/furfag thread

The Argonians in Morrowind are cute

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1. The DUMBner enslave everyone
2. The argonians are actually really nice people and easy to take advantage of
3. Their hive mind the hist told them good times will come again

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>can't wear proper helmets or any boots in Morrowind
>skill bonuses are a mediocre mish-mash that don't lean towards any archetype in every game
>racial bonuses are underwater breathing and poison resistance, the former is easily done by potions/spells (not to mention how little stuff there is underwater) and the latter is better than nothing I guess
>no lore beyond dude they're mysterious and alien lmao, also TESO made them mesoamerican because original ideas are dead

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>Shit Endurance
>Racials that can be easily duplicated with enchantments/lycanthropy/vampirism
>No other notable attribute bonuses

The way they walk is adorable.

nerevarine is a lizard :^)

>nerevarine is a lizard :^)
delet

based

>implying Nervarine isn't a female Argonian Joan of Arc style, spear-wielding liberator of slaves

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as an argonian main, I gotta admit that most races are better, but i find that the look of the argonians is better than any other race in any game....except arena

HNNNNG

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lmao why would you ever play as a N'wa

they look retarded, have useless passives and all female N'wa's sound like Marge Simpsons twin sisters

Boys don't work like that.

>that one sidequest for the dark brotherhood where you went to that small argonian camp in blackwood for the heart
that was comfy as fuck

i like the vivid coloration oblivion had for their faces

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By the Divines I'm gonna try

>Made one game
>Bought game twelve times